Bangkok Reports

Slept late, had a late check-out from iCheck Inn. Street driver / hustler hauled me over to Nana hotel, which wasn't far, but I didn't want to lug my bags up 36 stairs to cross Sukhumvit. Getting around downtown is hard, especially if you are in a taxi, due to the traffic.

Nana hotel made a bad impression on me at first, got worse the next day. Now I am OK with it. See the Hotel board for details, if you care.

Touristy stuff: Got a driver from Nana Hotel named Wittaya, I will keep his number and use him for inner city trips next time I am in Bangkok. Made it to the Jim Thompson house, it was beautiful and worth the visit.

Across Soi 4 from Nana hotel is the world-famous Nana Plaza. On the left corner, as you enter, is Big Dog bar. I found it to be a great place to sit and watch Circus Nana, the FL working in front of Nana hotel and just life in general. The energy of this place (Soi 4 and the Nana parking lot) is amazing! Drinks are cheap and I got to know the girls in there well. Oiy, 45 and chubby, not attractive to me at first, glommed on to me and I bought her drinks. She joked the first day that we were married, next day we were divorced, next day we are back together. I have started to like her and will probably BF her Sunday morning, if I have any energy left.

I was very tired and went to sleep at 8 PM, woke at 12:40 and decided to do Nana Plaza. I went in 3 bars there, Billboard, Butterflies and Rainbow, if I remember right. The music was so damn loud I couldn't communicate with the servers, mamasans or girls. In one of the bars two girls, a server and a mamasan were gathered around me and asked me a question I had no way to hear. I must have nodded, because suddenly drinks for everyone along with tequila rose shots appeared. Cost me 840 baht to get out of there. I decided go-go bars, car alarm music and my bad hearing do not a fun or cheap night make.

I wandered south on Soi 4 until I came to Hillary II, worked my way to the back to use the potty. It was very crowded, with a pretty good live band. On my way out I was waylaid by a cute, 152 cm, 50 kilo, 28 year old With jaw length hair. Kok honeyed up to me and made sure I knew she was the one for me. We had about 4 drinks each, she was hugging and rubbing me. Her manner was pure GFE, which I just can't resist. I took her back to Nana hotel, and her service let me down. Poor BBBJ, lips barely making contact with the tool, rough with my wiener, and cowgirl was disappointing. I faked an orgasm to get her to stop, then sent her on her way. Disappointing. Damage: 2,000 baht, no bar fine. She wanted to know why I didn't keep her TLN, I lied and told her I was too tired. Do you go to hell for lying to a working girl? Or is it forgiven because they won't take no for an answer? LOL.

Tool Shedd.

Asked Wittiya to take me to a very large gem and craft shop I found Tuesday near the Jim Thompson house. He misunderstood and took me to a very large gem and jewelry emporium out near Dusit. You can watch the craftsmen making jewelry and spend a lot of money on it in the next ritzy room. I got Wittiya to take me to the place I really wanted and bought carved elephants and elephant charm bracelets for everyone back home. Sometimes you have to be insistent on where you want to go, these drivers either think they know what you want better than you do, or they are getting kick-backs to take you to certain places. Wittiya wasn't the worst, but he had his moments.

Wittiya wants to take me to a sex show in Pat Pong. He says the women shoot darts from their nether regions to pop balloons, as well as launch ping pong balls and smoke cigarettes from their other set of lips. He claims they do vaginal sword swallowing as well. I am going to beg off on this one, I will spend my time doing the nasty or just enjoying the ambiance of Bangkok instead of seeing sexual oddities and being stuck in traffic. I have had a lot of offers from drivers to provide me women, take me to special clubs, etc. One driver had a portable DVD player on the dash in front of me to show me fully naked nasty dancing at a club he was touting. Wittiya said there is a very good soapy massage on Soi 2, not far from Nana hotel. I will get the name of it from him later if anyone on here is interested. I had a soapy in Pattaya and have already crossed that off my bucket list. I told Wittiya I wanted to go to Thermae tonight.

I spent most of the afternoon and evening at Big Dog. Hanah, 45, slim and nice, spent a lot of time with me. I decided I would BF her, but not tonight. I wanted to check out Thermae.

Wittiya didn't want to take me to Thermae because he had called twice, and they didn't answer. He thought they might be closed. I insisted and arrived about 9 PM. Mein Gott! What a place! It is in the basement of the Raumchitt Plaza hotel, about 20 X 30 meters. There is a front entrance off Sukhumvit and a back entrance off Soi 15. There was a little man yelling at me to buy a drink before I circulated. Soda was 80 baht, but they wouldn't give me change for my 100. There must have been 200+ women there and a lot of men, about 65/35 W-M ratio. There was a ring of ladies around the wall facing in, and an inner ring of ladies facing out. The men shuffled along and the women either avoided eye contact or smiled and waved the men over. This is where it got interesting for me, since I am a man of large caliber (have a very large belly). Many of the women couldn't believe my size and couldn't take their eyes off me but were afraid to make eye contact! A good number didn't care and smiled at me, a few waved me over. I talked to one SWT, Apple, about 30,154 cm, slim, straw colored blond hair, with nice frontal lobes, and she was very insistent I take her, almost begged me. She quoted me 3,000ST. I shuffled around the room again and decided to leave. I don't know why I didn't take Apple; in hindsight I should have. I had decided to BF Hanah, which could have waited for another night.

So I went back to Big Dog and BF'the Hanah. 800 baht BF, when asked how much she said it was up to me. That is always my cue to say 50 baht! If they object, I go up to 55. LOL. Hanah did me good, even though she was a little long in the tooth, and after the first round we talked for 3 hours, slept a few and had an early morning nookie session. She left around 6, I was exhausted. I gave her 3,000 for LT.

Tool Shedd.

It's obvious this Wittiya guy wanted to take you to places where he gets a kick back. Took you to the wrong jewelry store, wanted to take you to a specific soapie, wanted to take you to the ping pong show bars in Patpong not mentioning to you there are many regular gogo bars in Patpong. Also, not wanting to take you to Thermae because knowing Thermae there is no way and no need for them to provide incentives to taxi / tuk tuk drivers to bring customers.

[QUOTE=ToolShedd;2400104]Asked Wittiya to take me to a very large gem and craft shop I found Tuesday near the Jim Thompson house. He misunderstood and took me to a very large gem and jewelry emporium out near Dusit. You can watch the craftsmen making jewelry and spend a lot of money on it in the next ritzy room. I got Wittiya to take me to the place I really wanted and bought carved elephants and elephant charm bracelets for everyone back home. Sometimes you have to be insistent on where you want to go, these drivers either think they know what you want better than you do, or they are getting kick-backs to take you to certain places. Wittiya wasn't the worst, but he had his moments.[/QUOTE]Haha very famous scam from tuk tuk drivers, hoping you didn't spent too much money on those gems.

[QUOTE=ToolShedd;2400104]Wittiya wants to take me to a sex show in Pat Pong. He says the women shoot darts from their nether regions to pop balloons, as well as launch ping pong balls and smoke cigarettes from their other set of lips. He claims they do vaginal sword swallowing as well. I am going to beg off on this one, I will spend my time doing the nasty or just enjoying the ambiance of Bangkok instead of seeing sexual oddities and being stuck in traffic.[/QUOTE]Pat pong is known for it's weird ping pong shows in shady alleys, where there's a good chance you will be ripped by the bill. You can see the ping pong show at cowboy Suzie wong bar. Vibe is much better, beers amd lady drinks are fare price 220 b. Though they don't do it sword stuff for sure.

[QUOTE=ToolShedd;2400104]What a place! It is in the basement of the Raumchitt Plaza hotel, about 20 X 30 meters. There is a front entrance off Sukhumvit and a back entrance off Soi 15. There was a little man yelling at me to buy a drink before I circulated. Soda was 80 baht, but they wouldn't give me change for my 100. There must have been 200+ women there and a lot of men, about 65/35 W-M ratio. [/QUOTE]Thermae is an unusual place. I like it because I can get some really good looking girls from here and I hate it because of the too-crowdy vibe. Sometimes it's even hard to move here.

[QUOTE=ToolShedd;2400104] Snip. Wittiya said there is a very good soapy massage on Soi 2, not far from Nana hotel. I will get the name of it from him later if anyone on here is interested. Snip.[/QUOTE]The only soapy massage parlor in that area that I know of was Annie's, which closed about a year ago. Have no idea what scam he was trying to pull by wanting to take you there unless it was to act surprised it was closed and then take you to Cupidy or one of the other soapies that give 500 baht kickbacks to taxi drives who bring in chumps to get fleeced. You may want to dump Wittiya. He is a scammer.

[QUOTE=ToolShedd;2400104]Snip. So I went back to Big Dog and BF'the Hanah. 800 baht BF, when asked how much she said it was up to me. That is always my cue to say 50 baht! If they object, I go up to 55. LOL. Hanah did me good, even though she was a little long in the tooth, and after the first round we talked for 3 hours, slept a few and had an early morning nookie session. She left around 6, I was exhausted. I gave her 3,000 for LT. Tool Shedd.[/QUOTE]800 baht bar fine from Big Dog? That's go-go bar fine level. And for a 45 year old woman who even he said was a "little long in the tooth"? Did he get hosed or is that amount standard for that kind of place?

I see some mention of BJ bars, but I don't see any names. I had a fantastic experience at a BJ bar in Pattaya, the only BJ bar I've ever been to, so I'd like to give one a try in BK. Any suggestions in the Cowboy / Nana area?

Also, I'll be in BK with two people from work and I don't want to take a girl back to my room lest I become the subject of rumors at my job. Do the girls all know short term hotels in the area? I went to cowboy in the past and the girls had a room nearby. Is there something like that near Nana and Thermae?

[QUOTE=CIMguy;2400231]I see some mention of BJ bars, but I don't see any names. I had a fantastic experience at a BJ bar in Pattaya, the only BJ bar I've ever been to, so I'd like to give one a try in BK. Any suggestions in the Cowboy / Nana area?

Also, I'll be in BK with two people from work and I don't want to take a girl back to my room lest I become the subject of rumors at my job. Do the girls all know short term hotels in the area? I went to cowboy in the past and the girls had a room nearby. Is there something like that near Nana and Thermae?[/QUOTE]Do a search in this thread for BJ bars. There are a few between Nana and Son 11.

There is a short term hotel inside Nana Plaza. All the go go girls know about obviously. I am guessing many SW / freelancers also know where the ST motels are. I wouldn't worry about it; of course if do a search here you might find more info on specific hotels.

You can also go to Eden, which a brothel on Soi 7/1; it specializes in threesomes and anal (the second is optional). It's a safe environment, very well set up, and the girls are real pros. Which is not to say it smells and looks like a brothel.

[QUOTE=CIMguy;2400231]I see some mention of BJ bars, but I don't see any names. I had a fantastic experience at a BJ bar in Pattaya, the only BJ bar I've ever been to, so I'd like to give one a try in BK. Any suggestions in the Cowboy / Nana area? [/QUOTE]Jeez, for a guy who says he's in education, you are a lame and lazy researcher. Try google.

[URL]https://afarangabroad.com/bangkok-blowjob-bars/[/URL]

A short list might be:

Wood Bar on Soi 7/1.

LoliTTa $ soi 8.

Kasalong on soi 6 on cut-through to soi 8 right where LoliTTa $ is located.

Lolipop bar soi 10.

Duangporn's Haven / formerly Som's Haven, at Asok-Sukhumvit Intersection.

[QUOTE=ToolShedd;2400104]

Wittiya wants to take me to a sex show in Pat Pong. He says the women shoot darts from their nether regions to pop balloons, as well as launch ping pong balls and smoke cigarettes from their other set of lips. He claims they do vaginal sword swallowing as well. I am going to beg off on this one, I will spend my time doing the nasty or just enjoying the ambiance of Bangkok instead of seeing sexual oddities and being stuck in traffic. I have had a lot of offers from drivers to provide me women, take me to special clubs, etc. One driver had a portable DVD player on the dash in front of me to show me fully naked nasty dancing at a club he was touting. Wittiya said there is a very good soapy massage on Soi 2, not far from Nana hotel. I will get the name of it from him later if anyone on here is interested. I had a soapy in Pattaya and have already crossed that off my bucket list. .[/QUOTE]Dude with the upmost respect, if your reports are true, they indicate that you have violated almost every precept of mongering set forth in this board over and over again. Who, in this day and age, falls for taxi cab scams?

Let me help you for your next trip, as I was also there at Thermae Friday night at 9 and I stayed till about 11. First of all sodas are 70 baht and 90 baht. They always give change. You merely need wait for it. The little guy wasn't yelling at you to buy a drink, that's what they do, they stand there and tell everybody to buy a drink. Now I do recall a large farang there but I can assure you he wasn't being waved at. Because the girls don't usually wave. In fact, I've been in term a probably 30 times plus this year and I have never seen a girl wave. The only blondes in the place on Friday night that I saw was the ugly old Mamasan with the troll face and the hot but sour attitude chick from the south of Thailand who stands in the same place everyday who I have seen there innumerable times. She always ask for 3000. I sincerely doubt she was begging you to take her but why don't you tell me where she was standing and we can see if we're talking about the same young lady. If we are, and you didn't take her, you didn't miss much. But now that I think about it, there was a second blond in there Friday night, and the blond I am referring to had already been taken. The second blonde is a semi-regular and I do recall her talking to some large guy wearing like lime green, socks and sandals. But she's nowhere close to 30 in fact, neither of these two blonde girls are.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2400221]

800 baht bar fine from Big Dog? That's go-go bar fine level. And for a 45 year old woman who even he said was a "little long in the tooth"? Did he get hosed or is that amount standard for that kind of place?[/QUOTE]Don't know if I got hosed, but I got a great lay out of the deal. I really enjoyed Hanah's company and service.

I unfortunately booked a crap hotel on soi 7 (soi go pee pee) but in doing so saw that a mini complex of of about 15 new girly bars being constructed right now. Its right off Sukumvit and before the beer garden. Only one open as of yesterday staffed by 3 grandmas but hopefully when this mini complex is complete they get some fresh talent. In the days of tear anything down remotely good to build a shit condo this could be some rare good news. And on the far side of the street are multiple pop up bar stands with some street food, late career Thai hos and a few hot Africans to entertain you while watching the paint dry on the the new girly bars.

I had a good laugh when some white guy in his 20's walked up to Lolitas and tried to act like he didn't know what happened inside. When he saw me walking by, he asked the girls "can I get a beer in here"? LOL.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2400323] I do recall her talking to some large guy wearing like lime green, socks and sandals. [/QUOTE]Some supersize farang in socks and sandals trying to pick up girls in Thermae having just been taken on the scam circuit by a tuktuk driver is a funny image.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2399967]I would say right just after alley that led to Annies and Rajah, now has Hillary 1?, is a typical spot. These girls usually have light skin and may not look exactly Thai. Opposite the little Soi with ST Hotel Di Place.

However I have met viet girl in another location. One was right outside the Nana Hotel sign wall.[/QUOTE]Some reports on this thread suggest the Viet girls on soi 4 are mercenary and not service minded. Are they that much better looking than the Thais that they're worth the higher price and risk of poor service?

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2400323]Dude with the upmost respect, if your reports are true, they indicate that you have violated almost every precept of mongering set forth in this board over and over again. Who, in this day and age, falls for taxi cab scams?

Let me help you for your next trip, as I was also there at Thermae Friday night at 9 and I stayed till about 11. First of all sodas are 70 baht and 90 baht. They always give change. You merely need wait for it. The little guy wasn't yelling at you to buy a drink, that's what they do, they stand there and tell everybody to buy a drink. Now I do recall a large farang there but I can assure you he wasn't being waved at. Because the girls don't usually wave. In fact, I've been in term a probably 30 times plus this year and I have never seen a girl wave. The only blondes in the place on Friday night that I saw was the ugly old Mamasan with the troll face and the hot but sour attitude chick from the south of Thailand who stands in the same place everyday who I have seen there innumerable times. She always ask for 3000. I sincerely doubt she was begging you to take her but why don't you tell me where she was standing and we can see if we're talking about the same young lady. If we are, and you didn't take her, you didn't miss much. But now that I think about it, there was a second blond in there Friday night, and the blond I am referring to had already been taken. The second blonde is a semi-regular and I do recall her talking to some large guy wearing like lime green, socks and sandals. But she's nowhere close to 30 in fact, neither of these two blonde girls are.[/QUOTE]You have most of your facts wrong, and you are extremely negative. I have reported truthfully to give back to the board. No, I wasn't in lime green wearing socks and sandals. Yes, some of the girls gave me come hither hand movements. Yes, there was a pretty 30 something slim blond with big bazoobies that was adamant about me taking her home. I have no reason to make this shit up. If you and the other nattering nabobs of negativity want to attack an open and honest report, give it hell. I probably just won't share anymore. Is that your goal? And your comments about the tuk tuk scram and driver totally make it look like you didn't even read what I posted. Yes, the tuk tuk drivers tried to scam me. The car driver did not. He misunderstood me and took me where I wanted to go. I didn't just fall off the tater truck. I have travelled in many third world countries and have learned the hard way when I am being hustled and when I am not. I got hustled some on this trip. A lot of what you are saying I got duped on, well, whatever.

If you want open and honest sharing of information and experiences on this board, you need to rethink your negative reaction to what you see. If not, keep up the trend. Pretty soon no one will want to risk the wrath of Nyezov and the board will be poorer for that.

I suggest you either read my posts closer or examine your tendency to look for negative issues to make yourself look better than others.

Respectfully, Tool Shedd.