Bangkok Reports

After my rather abysmal BJ experience earlier and the not so interesting choices in Soi Cowboy (Sharks, Dollhouse) I decided to go straight to NEP instead last Friday.

First went into BB and it never failed to have a good ambience inside. Also the girls over there usually seem to have a genuinely good time amongst each other unlike some other place that I went into. On the other hand it only happened once to take a WG with me from there but then again, I think that from all my passages in Gogo's I only took 3 out which is perhaps 5% of the time so I'm quite picky before I try my luck.

Picky in the sense that I like a conversation first rather than just taking what I like regarding looks and fuck her for an hour. I don't have a real preference in looks. Short or tall doesn't really matter to me but definitely don't like fat or thick bodies. Anyway, I can go on but it doesn't really benefits anybody.

After BB went to Rainbow 3. Nothing there that stood out from the pack but a girl approached me. She was rather cute and I didn't mind to have her as company and bought her a drink. I'm not a regular and started to indulge myself into the BKK nightlife since 3/4 years ago but I'm surprised to notice that from all the girls I asked whether they do both ST and LT, most of them seem to do only ST due to the fact that they have a job during the day or that they have to be back home on time with mom and dad. What's the ratio in regards to this? I would have thought that the vast majority are doing both ST and LT but I guess not.

After a drink I went to Butterflies where I had a good time the night before with a girl who was giving the best of her for at least an hour, dancing on top of me while I was enjoying the show in the couch. I have to say that this is what I like the most in butterflies. That couch makes it so much more comfortable watching the stage and having an occasional looker giving some lapdance. Due to the fact that the night before I wasn't really sober to say the least I was just hoping that the girl would recognize me again, haha. How naive! When entering the joint I notice that the place was quite packed with WG's as well as a lot of customers. Couches were taken so I needed to take a seat almost at the far end at the right when you come in. It didn't took long that I left Butterflies and returned to Hotel Mermaid but as Thermae is on my way I decided to go in and have a look.

I think I went into Thermae perhaps 6 time and took one with me a few years ago. I think I wrote about her. Let's say that back then my experience was just OK as she had quite sime stretch marks but sex was good and the added bonus was that she's a squirter.

Anyway, bought me a coke and did my rounds. I think that it was about 1230 am at that point and there weren't that much customers in the place but quite some girls. I sat down eventually to have a look around and a few meters away from me there was one that layed eye contact with me but only short. I was under the impression that she was more into Asians. Quite a good looker though. Reminded me on the singer Brandy but better looking and of course more Asian, haha!

Eventually I moved to the other side of the S shape counter and also there it wasn't that much going on regarding girls I'm interested in. It only happened by chance that the woman right in front of me facing her back as she was on the other side of the counter seemed to be pretty, from the back at least, haha. I was waiting to see her turning around in order to see her having a sip of her I believe it was iced tea and I was happily surprised that she had a really beautiful face underneath that stylish looking bob haircut. She had a very cut nose with a tiny nose stud. Her face was picture perfect. Eventually she started to open the conversation and I could drown in that smile of here. Her face was just flawless to me. She's in the tiny category making that her height is 155 cm or about 5. 1" but as I was sitting across her I didn't had the chance yet to see her from head to toe. Not that I really cared at that time as I felt that she was a classy, sophisticated woman even though she's only 26 years old from Don Mueang. When asking her that she's into LT I had to hear again that only ST was on the menu as she's living with her parents. I didn't bother to haggle do I was ok with 3 k. When mentioning to her my "to do list" it also included that I like kissing a lot which she said it's not a problem but she just did a lip tattoo which caught me a bit off guard. I didn't really understood what she was talking about so she showed me a picture of her lips which I still didn't comprehend fully as I was expecting an inner lip tattoo. Now I thought that she did like a sort of filler when looking at the pictures. However, it seems that these days you can have a cosmetic lip blush tattoo which is what she did. I couldn't see the difference as I thought it was lipstick that she was wearing which went the case. She also did an eyebrow tattoo which again it was hard to see that it was tattooed. As her nose looked so perfect I asked her that she did a noise job which wasn't the case. For the punters who are interested. Lip and eyebrow tattoo cost THB 6. 000,. Haha!

She went to the hotel with me and I let her take a shower first and I went second. When I went back to the bed she was already in it, undressed, and I can say the she's by far the best body I have had for the last decade. Her tits were to die for. Not big, not very small. Just a naturally formed be-Cup. Well actually she has been taking pills in order to have larger breast and thought of having sillies. Luckily she didn't do it and whatever the pills did it seemed to have worked according to her. As for the action she performed very well. BBBJ, DATY, DFK, Mish, Cowgirl, COB but almost shoot her eye out instead, haha.

I hope that when I'm back in BKK she's still around as I will definitely repeat but this time with some dinner added to the date.

Thanks to the people telling me before I decided to fly over that not much changes during Christmas regarding nightlife which seemed to be the case. Perhaps not as many punters around but plenty of WG's. Who knows that the best lookers were already booked by the lads for celebrating this specific period but I found that the quality in the Gogo's was still OK in general.

It's okay, just learn from your mistakes for next time. Believe me all of us had bad experiences before.

You were just ill prepared, next time read the forum.

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]
Being Indian, my luck in Pattaya was pretty bad.
[/QUOTE]Pattaya is more racist than bkk, but you can have great time there. Again I guess you didn't read the forum. There are few good nightclubs to find freelancers. Some pretty young isan girls in massage shops, if you keep your eyes open.

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]
Stayed near soi cowboy, went there around 11 pm. An ugly girl from Rio pulled me in.

Ended up buying 4 drinks before I managed to get out.

Walked down the street to cowboy2 and on the way back another girl from sahara (I think) pulled me in. Her grip was so strong, I couldn't pull back (maybe a ladyboy). Once inside there was hardly 3 dancers.

I tried to pull back, but she pulled harder. She wouldn't let go even after asking. I pulled back hard and my arm ended up hitting one of the other girl's nose, who was following us. I was mad by now and I though I was in big trouble. They yelled at me to get out and I did so.

I was still furious and just went back to my room.

[/QUOTE]Yeah have been pulled in like you by Rio girls. That's how they make money, because quality is not there. When they pull me in, I didn't resist at all. The moment I sat in club, mamsan sprinted towards me with menu with overpriced drinks. Two fat girls sat next to me, try to force me to buy LDs for them. LOL. I just smiled and laughed all the time, it was actually funny. They ribbed my crotch, and nipples, with no success. After they realise I'm not going to fall for this, they just stopped and I left. If you don't like the girl or don't want to buy drinks, you can always leave. Noone can force you.

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]
Asked for LT, she said "can you afford it". Yes, she did say those exact words.
[/QUOTE]And you didn't responded back with anything haha.

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]
Overall, my bkk trip was disappointing. The weather was hot. No one likes Indians. Didn't even get a BBBJ.
[/QUOTE]I can't believe this. No BBBJ in 4-5 days.

Why didn't you asked the girl in advance before paying if you wanted BBBJ?

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]
Is there a place where I can sit and have a beer and ogle at beauties before my dick takes over without being ripped off
[/QUOTE]There's no place where people won't try to scam you. They are there to make money. As long as you know your shit, no one can rip you off.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2407078]Damn I've been avoiding Cowboy 2 for all these years because I thought I couldn't barfine the girls. I've seen decent girls in front of Cowboy 2 especially in the good old days of 2016.[/QUOTE]Girls should be barfine-able but BFs could be quite expensive. A cart bar girl I used to know, moved to Cowboy 2 when the cart got closed by police. Wasn't exactly my type so I never fucked her, but she was certainly a hooker. I was keener on another girl or two at the cart bar Easybar. One was young with fantastic tits, hidden under a non revealing blouse.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2407312]Girls should be barfine-able but BFs could be quite expensive.[/QUOTE]What is considered to be quite expensive?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2407328]What is considered to be quite expensive?[/QUOTE]Tilac takes 2000. Crazy Cat is 1500.

[QUOTE=Golfster;2407029]If I were to get a girl I meet somewhere or online back to my place, are they pretty professional about leaving and not returning? Like returning with several big guys to jump me and rob me the next time I'm entering my place? I'll probably be staying at a small rental, kinda like an AirBnB, not a hotel. So no security or front desk to watch me. Or perhaps leave anything like that to the last night before I leave, or do something during the day? Reduce risks?

Or am I just being paranoid and watching too many movies like Taken. Don't want to get kidnapped and sold to a rich Saudi.[/QUOTE]You are just being paranoid. You can reduce risk by taking a girl from a gogo, or in a soapy or oilly etc. Her employer should keep you from harm. Take a room with a deposit box. Or take your passport and money with you under the shower.

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]Is there a place where I can sit and have a beer and ogle at beauties before my dick takes over without being ripped off.[/QUOTE]I think in Nana you can best try Billboard. Many beauties and girls ask for conversation and lady drinks but do not insist. In Soi Cowboy go to Baccara. Girls don't harass you. Only a few will ask to talk to you but after you turn two or three down, they will leave you alone. I have seen Indians offering lady drinks to dancing ladies. Girls accepted that and talked to the Indian guy just the same as to anyone else. They stay polite.

Doing a 3-city tour in Thailand of Phuket, Bangkok and Pattaya. I read on the forum that the prices in Phuket are higher, so I abstained from mongering there (except for the one massage by a LB, but that's another story for another forum). Bangkok was to be more of a cultural and a food tour, so mongering took a backseat there as well. I did walk around the Sois off Sukhumvit, though, last night. Went into an alley that had almost 4 shops with the ladies in mini dresses sitting outside and calling people in. Went into a couple at the beginning of the alley and inquired about the prices. They were pretty standard, THB 2,200 for everything for an hour. Most of them allowed as many shots as you could muster. None of them were willing to discount the price, considering I had just missed happy hours by minutes. The last one in the alley was Kiss Massage. I had a feeling that being the last one in the alley, they must not have much footfall, and I was right. They did offer me the happy hour discount of THB 200. The manager (mamasan?) gave me the menu and after some inquiry, offered me the discount. I mentioned that I like it a little rough, and she understood that I wanted hardcore. She asked me whether I wanted the BJ with or without, and I said without. She pointed me to one other girl that was in the shop (others were outside) and said that she will take care of me.

We went to the building next door, which was like a lodge where the dirty deed was done. The manager of the lodge said "enjoy your massage" with a big smile, knowing full well that there was no massage to be had. We went to the top floor, and the lady left to get her cleaning supplies. She took a bit of time, and I wasn't too happy about it since she was already on the clock. I feel like this is something they do. I was already naked by the time she came back. We undressed and she revealed herself. Nice, perky but small boobs with outstanding erected nipples. Big ones that I wanted to chew on. She also had a bit of a stomach, but nothing deal breaking. She did have a kid scar.

We took a shower, and she washed me and we exchanged niceties. The shower also took longer that I had expected, but we were naked and touching each other, so I was OK with it. Finally we got done and we went out into the bed. I wanted DFK and she reciprocated, but I had to coax her to do so. Sucked and licked her nipples for as long as I wanted. I started to finger her, but not too much that she gets completely wet. Although we would have a condom on, I like to insert into a dry pussy and feel it getting progressively wetter. I took control of her (I'm a little bit of a dom) and after a while and after some convincing, she gave in. She tried to use the lube, but I just threw it away and told her that I don't like it. She may not have liked it, but she obeyed. Fucked her in missionary for about 4 - 5 minutes and then moved to WOT for a couple of minutes and finally on to doggy the way I like it, head on the bed and ass in the air. After a serious pounding (she was vocal), I finished in missionary and we lay there, talking. Soon, junior was waking up again, so I tried to fuck again. Junior wasn't paying full attention, though, so I finished with a HJ while I squeezed her breasts and fingered her. Her name was Phaa or something. I remember it, because when she said her name was Phaa, I said "Good, because I'm going to Phaa-k you! Her English wasn't great so the humour was wasted on her. But overall a decent setup with decent girls, 7/10. She was from Issan, and had 2 kids that her mom was taking care of while she worked.

I thought that would be the end of my mongering in Bangkok, but as I walked back from a particularly delicious dinner from Yaowarat road earlier today, I happened to be walking through Mittraphan road at around 2330 hrs in the night. I saw a few girls sitting at the side of the road, very obviously working girls. Asked a few and after some hard bargaining, managed to bag a Cambodian shortie who spoke absolutely no English for THB 620 (THB 500 to her and the remaining for the room). Rooms were shit, though, and there was a TV in the room playing porn! The room was just adjacent to where she was sitting. Got straight to it, we undressed, she attemped all of 2 minutes of foreplay, and put the condom on and spread her legs. Did her hard in Miss, Doggie and Spoon positions. I squeezed her boobs harder than normal and she seemed to like it. Slapped her ass a few times and finally came in the spoon. She immediately put on her clothes and showed me the door. While dressing, she mentioned that she travels back and forth between Bangkok and Cambodia. Need to travel to Cambodia next, I've heard that it's what Thailand used to be in the 90's. Excited about Pattaya, stay tuned.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2407078]Damn I've been avoiding Cowboy 2 for all these years because I thought I couldn't barfine the girls. I've seen decent girls in front of Cowboy 2 especially in the good old days of 2016.[/QUOTE]In my experience, the only good looking girls in that places are coyotes. The regular, bar fine girls, are ugly hags.

[QUOTE=Bbdbbd;2407595]. Her name was Phaa or something. I remember it, because when she said her name was Phaa, I said "Good, because I'm going to Phaa-k you! Her English wasn't great so the humour was wasted on her. But overall a decent setup with decent girls, 7/10. She was from Issan, and had 2 kids that her mom was taking care of while she worked.
[/QUOTE]You are right. English word play can be lost on a Thai. Presumably her name was Faa. You should not spell it with a "Ph" since Phuket is pronounced like Poo-get and not like fuck-et. If you write Phaa, many will consider it should sound like Par (which is a valid Thai name as well). Thai words translated to English use "Ph" for aspirated letter P and not for letter F.

Strangely, to a westerner, Fark and Fuck sound similar, but to a Thai they might not because of the change of vowel length. Vowel sounds are relatively unimportant (and pronounced differently in different countries) in English, but in Thai language, vowel sounds are critical and cannot be varied much without becoming unintelligle. Added to that, Thais might not understand if we use the wrong tone on a Thai word.

Thais do have play on words type things. One trick they like is a Spoonerism. E. g. "Men Hee Mai" (with right tones) means "does the pussy stink? But they might swap letters to become "Hen Mee Mai" which means "did you see the bear?" This allows them to say something crude without actually saying it. Another I heard was "Grabao Dynosork" which was rearrangement of "Grabork Dynosao" meaning a Dinosaur dick.

Once in a noisy restaurant kitchen, I said "Hoo Mai Dee" (meaning my hearing is not good) to a girl and she cheekily replied "Tae Hee Mai Doo" meaning "but you did not look at the pussy", just to make a dirty play on words. This was not even a hooker, so I was a little shocked.

One more "Hok sokapree" is a spoonerism for "Hee Sokaprok" meaning dirty pussy.

Hee is a relatively foul work in Thai which, basically means c*nt, hence Thais love to spoonerize it so they can sound a little less nasty. I generally avoid the word Hee altogether in case a Thai finds it offensive. "Hoi" (rising tone) is a bit less nasty literally means shellfish, still a bit flippant. "Jim" rising tone is also a lot less nasty, could be translated as pussy or vagina. So I recommend either of those two words.

[QUOTE=DioRetz;2407518]Tilac takes 2000. Crazy Cat is 1500.[/QUOTE]That's what I figured Syzy meant as expensive. Those are normal barfine prices in Pattaya and have been for 2 years. Thanks. The price of barfining a girl from Cowboy 2 will be a non issue for me then.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2407680]That's what I figured Syzy meant as expensive. Those are normal barfine prices in Pattaya and have been for 2 years. Thanks. The price of barfining a girl from Cowboy 2 will be a non issue for me then.[/QUOTE]2000 baht is a normal bar fine in Pattaya now? And how much do you need to give the girl for short time after that?

[QUOTE=Golfster;2407029]If I were to get a girl I meet somewhere or online back to my place, are they pretty professional about leaving and not returning? Like returning with several big guys to jump me and rob me the next time I'm entering my place? ... no security or front desk to watch me. [/QUOTE]You have an extremely vivid imagination. Bangkok is not Mexico City. Nobody is going to jump you. If you're staying in a place worth robbing, there'll be security, front desk and CCTV.

[QUOTE=BlrCity;2405877]Overall, my bkk trip was disappointing. The weather was hot. No one likes Indians. Didn't even get a BBBJ.

I've been having a string of fuglies. Thanks to my luck and push up bras / pads.

Next time, it's Smooci time and I am going to try Nana plaza.[/QUOTE]That's pretty much how Thailand is these days. If you wander randomly as you did, you get lots of fuglies at relatively high prices and mediocre service. Long gone are the days of dozens of decent looking freelancers standing on every corner between Nana and Asoke, eager to provide a relaxed and friendly session with a pop or two for 1000 baht.

If you want a BBBJ, go to a BJ bar. There are several around, my favorites are Star of Light and Duangporn's Haven. They know what they're doing, and it's 700-800 baht well spent. When it comes to a good full session for 2000-2300 baht, go to one of the remaining PSE Oilies (say, Tulip or Snow White). Working girls just aren't too pretty in Thailand these days, they're mostly much bottom of the barrel and the top 5% would hardly qualify in top half of women by looks on the BTS skytrain (unless you have a weird taste).

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2407794]You have an extremely vivid imagination. Bangkok is not Mexico City. Nobody is going to jump you. If you're staying in a place worth robbing, there'll be security, front desk and CCTV.[/QUOTE]Haha. Thanks. Good to know. I grew up in a part of town where there were lots of scams where women would lure a guy into a false sense of security, get him someplace along, and then her friends would come and jump him.