Phuket Reports

Posting two photos of my wonderful girl from Malibu bar on Soi Bang La, Patong. If you see her and decide to hook up, please be very nice to her. I would say that about any of the girls, but especially her since I know how sweet she is.

Mr Vee
I know that Pom you're talking about. I really love that one. I'm 55 and a bit overweight, but she makes me feel like I'm Brad Pitt. I always see her when I'm in Phuket. I'll be there next month. I'll let her know you thought she was great!

Mr Vee,

I am at a serious loss for words. There's no point telling you how.. oh, geez, just forget it. But how could anyone have unprotected sex with a hooker. It defies logic. Very, very strange.

I am Asian and planning a trip to Phuket end Nov 2004 and need some help with getting a call-in gal to my hotel. I need to be discreet as there are quite a few of my friends who are straight and I wouldn't want them to know. Anyone with FL or contact numbers, appreciate if you can PM me. Thanks.

Lucifer

Hi Lucifer,

Suggest you get another Hotel room and bonk your pants off bro. It's a wasted trip if you dont make the most of it in Phuket. :)

Ice

Is the Banana Disco still going in Phuket?

Can anybody recommend a reasonable Hotel to stay at, I guess in Patong, I'll be going in November,

Thanks

Heeey,

I'm coming to Krabi in December and would appreciate any general or specific info . What is the town like? Is it affected by the rebel violence at all? Any good MPs? Thats the kind of stuff I'm talking about?

Namascar

I made a recent trip to Patong. Here's the full report.

Airport:

I went straight to the cash machine and withdrew 20kb. I bought a 550b limo cab ticket at the airport. I waved the ticket near the mass of people outside the airport and someone put me into a very nice Toyota. It didn't look like a cab but it was very nice. Took about 1hr to Patong in the driving rain. Driver stopped off at a travel agency to try to get me to rebook my hotel. I quickly told the woman to get the driver and we were off within 5 minutes. (This is a common ploy but it's taken to extremes in Phuket, especially when taking a cab in Phukettown 'cause the driver takes you to just about every souvenir shop he knows of, probably for a commish, whether you want to or not. It's quite annoying but the cab ride is very cheap, 20-40b.) I did not encounter this years ago in Phuket. Anyways I suggest booking the taxi through your hotel for the same price to avoid the mass of confusion outside the airport and the inevitable stop at the TA.

Blue Ocean Resort:

From phuket.com, I booked the 1000b/night room as per a review in this forum and said 2 guests. It was fast and easy. When I arrived, I noticed the 300b fee for "friends". I tried to squirm out of the fee using the "... but I booked 2 guests" but when I checked out, there was the additional charge for my friends. At least for me, I see no way out of this. To me the fee isn't too unreasonable considering the security at night seemed to be pretty good. The girl must check in her ID card. I guess you could avoid the fee if you got it on real early in the day before security arrives but what fun would that be? BOR is an OK hotel, clean and maybe 2-3stars. Hard to beat the price with such a large room to myself and great location. There is a 2000b deposit for the inroom safe.

Patong Beach:

Ahhh even in rainy season the beach is great, only a 5 min walk. Plenty of food around and plenty of shopping. Zillions of travel agencies to book tours and internet access galore. Laundry only 10-40b per item. I highly recommend the packaged tours if you've never done them before. It was a bit awkward with 3 people (2 friends + me) on the tour, though. Couples work out best. Mostly Japanese and Euro tourists at the beach.

PhuketTown:

It's something like 20b to Phukettown on the bus or maybe 300b by tuk-tuk. You can flag the bus anywhere along the beach road or go to the S end at the bus stop. From town, just pickup the bus at the road with all the buses. If you jump off at places like "Central" shopping center, it might be a bit more diff catching the bus back as opposed to the bus stop in town. Taxi's in town are pretty cheap but beware of the side trips to shops.

Good Stuff1:

I don't usually like the bar scene but I did have fun at one of the big Soi discos. One of the stage/house dancers basicly latched onto me, actually the hottest one too. Naturally she latched onto the best lookin' guy in the place, although I have to admit, I think I was initially the only guy in the place. Damn I like the rainy season i.e. slow season. Damage was 1000b for drinks, pool table, etc. Girl gets a cut of everything. Free lancers were not attractive at all to me, although one of the other stage dancers looked more than acceptable. I offered 700b bar fine + 3000b LT since I knew she would probably accept that offer. Girls at Rock Hard wanted 4000b and weren't nearly as attractive or friendly, even though others have reported that RH has the the best lookers. I had a great time dancing and talking with this girl. She acted (and actually looks) exactly like a Japanese porn star throughout the night so she must have copied some porn movies she saw. She left early in the morning to my dismay. That and no BJ were the only disappointments. One time she actually noticed that the waitress didn't bring back my change and told the waitress to give me my change. Damn if I was younger (she was a young 25), I might have fallen hard for her. Her personality made me wish she finds another job or finds a nice guy to settle down with. Maybe you could be that lucky guy, hehe.

Good Stuff2:

Met a slim, petite 20yr old with nice tits and darker skin walking Rat-u-thit. Turned out she was just scouting for action from her bar in Soi Lion. She spoke limited english and just kept saying Yes to many of my questions, except when I asked about some A-action, hehe. I doubt if she's ever had a real boyfriend since she did pretty much everything I wanted but she seemed to lack real experience. She seemed a bit slow in the noggin too. 300 or 400b bar fine and 1500LT plus 500tip. We did some drinkin, played some games at the bar, etc. and I bought her some clothes so probably another 1200b damage. I could have taken her a few more times but I decided to save my bullets hoping for better action later. Probably should have decided this earlier and saved the 1000b in clothes.

More Good Stuff:

The girls at Christins massage aren't the youngest or best looking as compared to the majority of the bar girls but the massage service is good. It's around 2000-2500b with 500b tip but it's worth it IMHO. Place is very clean. If you dislike the open air bar/disco scene or don't want the all night partying, then I recommend this place since you can see all the girls behind a 2-way glass wall and basicly pick the one you want.

Danger, danger Will Robinson:

Phuket in general is safe in terms of crime. It is very dangerous when it comes to motorcycles and cars. I also noticed high power lines hanging low enough to hit my umbrella while walking on flooded roads. Losing power seemed like a daily occurence. Be careful in Phuket because my guess is that there isn't a lot of laws to safeguard people from accidents.

Misc:

The disco across from Rock Hard was closed, maybe for the low season. Next time in Phuket, I'm going to stay at the City Hotel for a few days instead of all my time in Patong. I would like to try some of the action in Phuket like Pink Lady, karaoke, etc. I'm also hoping to find some ultra-hot lookers because although I picked the ultra cream of the crop girls from Patong, I was slightly disappointed in the quality. I'm not rich but I'm also not poor either so I don't mind supporting the expensive life style of a Thai super model for a few days during the low season.

Hi sports fans,

I have searched way back in the messages looking for any hotels to stay at theat have a massage service that offer extras. Since I will be with my SO I figure a hotel massage/spa is the best chance I have for any extracurricular fun.

JCPQ8

Hi all,

Can anyone recommend me any good place or pub where i can get Thai super model cause i will be travelling to Phuket soon and this was my first trip there. Please kindly let me know the damages and the location.

Besides, where is the most happening place where we can easily get chicks all around?

P.S. Cherry Buster

Wow, I think you really enjoy your life there and i really hope i can have a wonderful trip like yours.. :)

Thank you

Is the Banana Disco still going in Phuket?

Same Same

Br Steen 22

I'll be in Phuket next week, and I was wondering if anyone could recommend a couple of MP's in Patong, Karon, or Kata. I'm looking for "extra services", of course, as well as a place that offers good soapy's.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

Smoke and Mirrors, thanks for posting the local news, what does that mean?

Should I cancel my trip mid-November because there will be no pussy.

Tell me there is still lots of pussy to be had anyway.