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[QUOTE=Jojosun;1744946]Found such a club. Will try it first before posting on it when I get back to London.[/QUOTE]Hey Jo Jo,

There was a little debate on here recently about strip clubs and I happened to come across this post that you wrote about a London strip club a few months ago with the intriguing title above.

Did you manage to get over there to investigate it after all?

Oh, I see, the club is actually in Phuket and the owners are in the process of transferring the operations to London but there is just the small matter of a little Whitehall red tape to contend with?

Well at least there is something that we can all look forward to when it finally opens here, eh?

[QUOTE=Dreams;1810395]Been away for a week, and discover 10 pages of argument about how bad (or good) London is for mongering.

And as far as PFI's insults to me, I could not care less. Still though, I do not understand that he could not find my Polish MP by just googling "polish girls MP London" which would have brought up all details about the place on his screen. But f he prefers insulting people rather than looking for good places, that's his loss not mine.

Peace and happy mongering to all.

Dreams (or nightmare as known to one special person).[/QUOTE]So Dreams, welcome back, and I did google your Polish MP and can see where it is, and thank you at least for prompting towards a place that appears to meet the request I've been making for the past year. I'll try it and report.

As for the insults, if you found them offensive, it being the season of goodwill and all, I apologise. If you read ANY of my posts you will see I am not in the habit of snarling in posts at anyone, let alone casting insults. But if you look at your original post to me it was in fact you who started with the insults - "Do your homework and stop moaning". Not only is it not the case that I don't do homework, but I found it offensive to be told (unreasonably) to stop moaning. The fact that some people on the London forum don't like criticism of mongering opportunities (see before you buy) in London, and that people like Myrrh and I comment upon this sad deficiency, does not amount to "moaning" - it is the expression of disappointment particularly in our capital city. Anyway, we've traded a couple of blows and I'm happy to apologise for perhaps over-reacting to your original post. Your latest post shows me that you are clearly a balanced guy and at the end of the day we are all supposed to be on here to help one another. So....sweet...Dreams!

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1810574]So Dreams, welcome back, and I did google your Polish MP and can see where it is, and thank you at least for prompting towards a place that appears to meet the request I've been making for the past year. I'll try it and report.

As for the insults, if you found them offensive, it being the season of goodwill and all, I apologise. If you read ANY of my posts you will see I am not in the habit of snarling in posts at anyone, let alone casting insults. But if you look at your original post to me it was in fact you who started with the insults - "Do your homework and stop moaning". Not only is it not the case that I don't do homework, but I found it offensive to be told (unreasonably) to stop moaning. The fact that some people on the London forum don't like criticism of mongering opportunities (see before you buy) in London, and that people like Myrrh and I comment upon this sad deficiency, does not amount to "moaning" - it is the expression of disappointment particularly in our capital city. Anyway, we've traded a couple of blows and I'm happy to apologise for perhaps over-reacting to your original post. Your latest post shows me that you are clearly a balanced guy and at the end of the day we are all supposed to be on here to help one another. So....sweet...Dreams![/QUOTE]I happily accept the apology, and happy to bury the hatchet.

Disclaimer: Be aware that the polish MP is not cheap for what it is offering. But the optical quality of the girls is usually high. As always, YMMV, and I have not been there since a while.

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1810538]Hey Jo Jo,

There was a little debate on here recently about strip clubs and I happened to come across this post that you wrote about a London strip club a few months ago with the intriguing title above.

Did you manage to get over there to investigate it after all?

Oh, I see, the club is actually in Phuket and the owners are in the process of transferring the operations to London but there is just the small matter of a little Whitehall red tape to contend with?

Well at least there is something that we can all look forward to when it finally opens here, eh?[/QUOTE]Haha, with regards to getting BKK-like clubs in London, as the saying goes, it will get worst before it gets better. But we have the parties.

However, London has what I think is unique: "strip pubs". FYEO, 6-12 girls spreading it wide one feet from your face in successive 5 minutes shows, for 1 £ per girl and an entry fee of 3--5 £ including one drink. Most of them in Shoreditch, the most well known being "Browns". There, girls are all pretty high quality from an optical point of view. Do not indulge in private dance though, it is fully no contact. Pfit, I am sure they are similar ones elsewhere in the UK, let us know.

It's a good place to hang around between punts, for those, like me, who need rest.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1810734]I Be aware that the polish MP is not cheap for what it is offering. But the optical quality of the girls is usually high. As always, YMMV, and I have not been there since a while.[/QUOTE]£ for £ per minute looks of girls, it works out cheaper than the AMPS in London as with the Polish MPS you do get a naked body to body massage (£80 for one hour including HR) right from the start and its usually done on a bed not a narrow massage table.

No need to haggle at Polish MPS.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1810395]Still though, I do not understand that he could not find my Polish MP by just googling "polish girls MP London" which would have brought up all details about the place on his screen. [/QUOTE]I googled as you prescribed but only came up pages like "Marrying Polish Woman in UK / London - [URL]PolishForums.com[/URL]" and "Polish MP lives in Britain to see why it's so good. Telegraph". Not really the kind of smut that I was looking for. But probably just as well as I was doing it on my work computer.

PPI is now sated but I am not sure that I am. Having a selection of non-Asian massage girls to choose from is a welcome sign but it does not change the fundamental problem. I would rather skip the massage and instead just get down to brass tacks. I am not interested in the massage and escorts merry go round. I just want a no holes barred down and dirty old brothel.

No pretense. No nothing. It is what is says on the tin.

Just walk in there and say to the receptionist, as bold as I like, I want to fuck number 3 in the ass then get number 7 to gargle my man muck and then if I haven't got any strength left then maybe girl number 12 can give me a nice little massage.

Ultimately if I was in Germany then round about this time I would be in a club nailing some 18 year old Romanian girl to the floor besides the reception desk, whilst other customers stepped over us as they came through the door, and the receptionist would be behind the desk busily filing her nails with a bored expression on her face.

Hey Seniors and fellow mongers,

Are there any good swinging Indian clubs or ladies (Indian Mallu) who could be contacted in London. Any source of info would be welcome.

Cheers,

J

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1810998]I googled as you prescribed but only came up pages like "Marrying Polish Woman in UK / London - [URL]PolishForums.com[/URL]" and "Polish MP lives in Britain to see why it's so good. Telegraph". Not really the kind of smut that I was looking for. But probably just as well as I was doing it on my work computer.

PPI is now sated but I am not sure that I am. Having a selection of non-Asian massage girls to choose from is a welcome sign but it does not change the fundamental problem. I would rather skip the massage and instead just get down to brass tacks. I am not interested in the massage and escorts merry go round. I just want a no holes barred down and dirty old brothel.

No pretense. No nothing. It is what is says on the tin.

Just walk in there and say to the receptionist, as bold as I like, I want to fuck number 3 in the ass then get number 7 to gargle my man muck and then if I haven't got any strength left then maybe girl number 12 can give me a nice little massage.

Ultimately if I was in Germany then round about this time I would be in a club nailing some 18 year old Romanian girl to the floor besides the reception desk, whilst other customers stepped over us as they came through the door, and the receptionist would be behind the desk busily filing her nails with a bored expression on her face.[/QUOTE]Haha, I guess MP may also mean "Member of parliament" Just retry using "Massage parlors".

But since this is definitively not your cup of tea.

No argument with your views, as said before. No Barcelona-like brothels, nor FKK like clubs in London. So you are right to move around elsewhere, since your needs are not to be met here.

But many of us enjoy the variety on offer in London.

To each his own.

Cheers,

Dreams

[QUOTE=Jojosun;1810837] for per minute looks of girls, it works out cheaper than the AMPS in London as with the Polish MPS you do get a naked body to body massage (80 for one hour including HR) right from the start and its usually done on a bed not a narrow massage table.

No need to haggle at Polish MPS.[/QUOTE]As always, right to the point, JJS. Correct: you walk in, choose one of the 2 girls available, she gets naked, so do you, she massages you back and front, you can fondle her above the waist, and she finishes you with a HJ. All included, no haggling.

But surely not what our friend Myrrh is looking for.

[QUOTE=TroyAkerman;1809723]I will be visiting several countries in Europe in January and February. I was hoping to get a punter on here who would likely go out with me and either show me around and or join me at finding and getting hot girls in the country. P4P or not. Does not matter.[/QUOTE]Great discounts in London when the sales start in January at many Dept Stores, Boutiques.

If I were you, do your mongering in the European countries you'll be visiting such as Spain and Germany. Many hot Romanian girls are to be found working at the FKK clubs there.

Combine Shopping and Sightseeing in London at that time of the year and you get good bargains. LOL forget about Sex.

Visit the sights, London Zoo, Buckingham Palace, Hyde Park, Big Ben, Rue De Vaseline, Chelsea.

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1810998]I googled as you prescribed but only came up pages like "Marrying Polish Woman in UK / London - [URL]PolishForums.com[/URL]" and "Polish MP lives in Britain to see why it's so good. Telegraph". Not really the kind of smut that I was looking for. But probably just as well as I was doing it on my work computer.

PPI is now sated but I am not sure that I am. Having a selection of non-Asian massage girls to choose from is a welcome sign but it does not change the fundamental problem. I would rather skip the massage and instead just get down to brass tacks. I am not interested in the massage and escorts merry go round. I just want a no holes barred down and dirty old brothel.

No pretense. No nothing. It is what is says on the tin.

Just walk in there and say to the receptionist, as bold as I like, I want to fuck number 3 in the ass then get number 7 to gargle my man muck and then if I haven't got any strength left then maybe girl number 12 can give me a nice little massage.

Ultimately if I was in Germany then round about this time I would be in a club nailing some 18 year old Romanian girl to the floor besides the reception desk, whilst other customers stepped over us as they came through the door, and the receptionist would be behind the desk busily filing her nails with a bored expression on her face.[/QUOTE]Not sure sated is right Myrrh. I accepted I over-reacted to Dreams comment about me "moaning" and I think I did. Referring to him as a "pompous idiot" was uncalled for and I have apologised and he has graciously accepted the apology. Spat over, apology made as it should have been and accepted. However the "problem" of London having no proper old fashioned brothel may remain. See [URL]http://www.londonroyalmassage.com[/URL] for what JJS is I believe talking about. I've not tried it yet but will. All the girls describe themselves as Polish so I'm assuming this is where he means and in fairness it is very central (2 locations) and not miles out of London. So worth a try! All that said, not sure they'll be able to accommodate your wishes. And boy did I enjoy the magnificent description you provided! I particularly loved the (accurate) description of the bored receptionist! Classic.

Dreams suggests ploughing other turf. Which is fine if what we are looking for doesn't exist in London. It is just (a) very surprising and (b) very disappointing. But maybe this "find" by JJS is the answer. When I try it I will report and of course will let you know if if I meet numbers 3, 7, 12, the 18 yr old Romanian still nailed to the floor beside the reception desk and if so I'll tell the receptionist Myrrh says Hi!

[QUOTE=Dreams;1811199]Correct: you walk in, choose one of the 2 girls available, she gets naked, so do you, she massages you back and front, you can fondle her above the waist, and she finishes you with a HJ. All included, no haggling.[/QUOTE]Mmn. I agree it would be pleasant but the 'you can fondle as much as you like as long as your hands do not wander below the waterline' rule sounds naff. Also there are only 2 girls to choose from. What if some guy chooses a four hands massage? That would mean that the MP would be out of action for any other customer turning up soon after.

However I agree that Polish girls tend to deliver on what has been agreed and you can always rely on them when it comes to sorting out your plumbing!

I love London but it is a pity that prostitution is not fully legalized in the UK as it is in Germany! Having said that, before I discovered FKKs, I do remember visiting Sandy's Superstars in Manchester. Why there isn't something like that in London I don't know!

If it was legal, London would have the best FKKs in the world as the girls would be from everywhere. As it stands, for me, the only viable option is the high class escort girl service with all the risks it entails (mainly photoshopped girls). But, find the right agency and it can be great!

Talking of which has anyone here ever tried an escort agency called The Gallery? I saw it advertised in Tatler magazine once. It is allegedly where London's aristocracy goes to fuck incredibly beautiful girls. They have a great website (not sure if we can link on here) but Google 'The Gallery escort agency London' and it comes up complete with Tatler quote!

The girls on the website are indeed stunning but the price tag starts at a minimum of 500 GBP per hour!! That's like 750 odd euros now and for that in Germany. Still am very tempted. Has anyone ever booked a girl from there?

(A word of caution and what puts me off from trying: I saw a girl on there, absolutely a 10, with a price listed as POA (Price on Asking). I decided to do a Google Image Search using the picture provided and was not amused to discover the image belonged to a well known Bollywood actress from the USA who was a contestant in one of America's Next Top Model seasons. The problem (I am not surprised that girls from Bollywood would do high end escorting) is that on The Gallery this girl was listed as being Iranian! So who knows?

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1812635]However I agree that Polish girls tend to deliver on what has been agreed and you can always rely on them when it comes to sorting out your plumbing![/QUOTE]Correct: I am not that young anymore, and I don't feel the need (and sometimes don't have the stamina" to pump up strongly, so an hour of massage by a beautiful polish girl with a big rack at my disposal, with a nice HJ finish is just what the doctor orders. I was not like that 25 years ago, but today, an effortless hour with happy ending is nice.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1814216]Correct: I am not that young anymore, and I don't feel the need (and sometimes don't have the stamina" to pump up strongly, so an hour of massage by a beautiful polish girl with a big rack at my disposal, with a nice HJ finish is just what the doctor orders. I was not like that 25 years ago, but today, an effortless hour with happy ending is nice.[/QUOTE]Hey Dreams. We agree on something! I love tantra massage and if you love this sort of thing without being too worried about full service, Spain is the place to go. Malaga and Madrid have fantastic options. You go in, select any of 4-6 girls, all stunning, and you lie back, relax and enjoy the fabulous teasing massage before amazing and skilful HJ to conclude.