Maria Hotel & Spa Experience
Hey Dudes,
First of all big shout out to Natty Bumpo who helped me with a wealthy information regarding the Spas in Bangkok. This is a month old review as I could get time to post this now only.
After getting the feedback decided to try Maira Hotel & Spa. Although expensive there were a few models who were really goodlooking.
However my selection went wrong (I blame myself to select the given lady). The boobs were implants, kitty were loose and there were no proper GFE experience.
She just rushed out. The deed was fo 6 k THB for 2 hours. However the lady finished within 1 hour and came out. Overall disappointing experience. Couldnot even compare to Honey or Honey 2 in pattaya. Below are my score card.
Place: 8/10.
Girls Quality: 8/10.
Girl I chose: 6/10.
Service: 3/10.
WIR: Maybe not. As I prefer Honey of pattaya to Maria Hotel.
Regards.
Cooldoode6.
A few Thailand impressions
Thailand impressions from a younger guy:
It seems like all the youtube videos on do's and don'ts advice on Thailand girls are directed at the physically unattractive middle aged portly English gentleman or his Desi equivalent. I saw the bar girl ten commandments and a bunch of other youtube videos from a guy called Simon on the land of smiles youtube channel and got the impression that these ladies should detest a young visibly strong strong well endowed fella on a western middle class income and lives in a different third world Asian country; they go too hard on that p making it more difficult to work, they don't buy gifts, they generally take more effort and work, they take longer to pop, they want more pops. All these videos seem to paint a picture that the 45+ year old fat "gentle hearted" wealthy guy they can beguile into bringing them to the UK was the Thai girl's favorite customer. Maybe this is true; one can't ask and expect a truthful answer. Furthermore, these videos are talking about BAR girls; the type of girl who goes to work in a soapy / oily is going to be quite different from the type who works at a gogo bar / beer bar and it's not unreasonable to assume they have different preferences. But the fact is, they are still women with needs and their clientele are fairly unattractive overall, particularly at the more western catering massage places. And I should emphasize I say that in reference to massage places; I did notice quite a lot of handsome younger guys in the gogo bars but not in the beer bars. There's a lot of good looking and younger men at the Asian catering places, though. When a handsome younger guy walks in, a non-trivial portion of these girls are actually pretty excited about it to the extent they want to meet you outside of work just for recreation and not for work without a house fee. Two, in my case, with others offering to meet at the hotel for a discounted rate. Another was somewhat mercenary and suggested that if I pay for hotel+food and take her to hua hin on a holiday, her services would be free.
I'm a guy who can't avoid thinking about maximizing value. In my perspective, strictly in terms of a "per baht" efficiency, it goes like this: 1. Freelancer 2. Oily Massage, 3. Soapy Massage (quite variable, some are even cheaper than Oily massage), 4. Gogo. I don't have enough experience with beer bars to place them, but I'm guessing it's maybe just slightly less cost efficient than freelancers. The prices at these gogos when you consider drink minimums is crazy. I can see it being very worthwhile, however, if you've got a really nice hotel and are going for long time. You could have a lot of awesome experiences for a relatively low price per pop going this way. Problem to me is, in a gogo environment it's going to be so hard to figure out which girls you have the right chemistry for that to happen with. I can "feel out" a massage girl in that 1-on-1 private environment, "test drive", and figure out if that chemistry is there that would justify dropping barfine+longtime, but with a gogo bar this kind of screening is impossible. What if you get longtime with a girl who just isn't that into it? Maybe the Thailand vets have a system down for this. Maybe if you say you want long time they sort of automatically provide good service because they're relieved to be excused from the gogo for many hours. The girls in there honestly seem soulless, bored, impatient, and restless. It was an understandable contrast from the soapy and oily girls; the gogo ones have to move around, have a hard time chatting with friends / coworkers, can't use phones, got to be in a noisy and boozey crowded environment. The massage girls have a nice quiet relaxing environment, can sit outside if it's an oily, seem to have a lot of camaraderie with their coworkers, and generally gave off the impression that they were not at all unhappy with the job, whereas I got that vibe from gogo girls. The only ones that seemed not miserable were at Baccarra.
Beer bars seem promising; there's something nice about seeing girls in more "normal" but still sexy clothes rather than gogo uniforms which can range from awesome to atrocious. A lot of the beer bars were more relaxed and not too noisy like gogos and generally felt more pleasant to be in. It felt like every time I went, there were 0-2 women who were my type, 5 who were okay, and 20 who should be paying me not the other way around. I'd walk in and immediately be swarmed by these 20 ladies aged 35+ while the ones I was interested in were busy with other customers. IDK, maybe my standards have just been set too high by living in China so long. I don't know much about beer bars and only visited the handful outside Nana; I will investigate this further on my next visit if I can avoid spending all of my time with the one from Boss Massage. Although I'm sure ISG readers are well aware, it seems a lot of western tourists are totally unaware that the massage scene exists and is so robust. I saw very few in these massage shops. The vast majority in Nancy and Angelina were Thai local men; most of the time I was the only foreigner all day in those places!
I don't get the Tulip hype. I went in 3 times asking for Golf and she was never present. Most of the women were very ugly and into their 40's, although some had some nice fake boobs and dammit a man loves A+ with a small waist fake boobed Asian woman. Some of the women were literally obese! Is golf really much more attractive than most of the ladies in here?
Overall Thailand is a god damn paradise. I could never live here or I would get even less done with my life in terms of advancing career, making money, savings etc and would just spend all time / money on mongering. My next trip will be in June or August, I've yet to choose. I could choose not to work over the summer and spend a full 7 weeks there, but I don't think I could handle the temptation.