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'Cause I'm a mongerer, yeah a mongerer, I monger around around around around
So ya' think mongering is about only fuckin' the finest piece of ass you can possibly lay your hands on at any given moment? Think again. If you are a true mongerer, a pro, not a newbie who can turn a phrase, or a wannabe amateur, then you get down and dirty in the poop chute trenches and soldier on when duty calls.
I was going to call this post, "Puta Psychology 101" or "Can you be friends with a puta?" But you see what I went with. The young bucks might not get it. A play on "The Wanderer" song by Dion DiMucci.
So Secret brings her girlfriend over. The one who MAKES the Tussy she sells and Secret will only use herself. She's a hulking girl. She's fat and disproportional with huge breasts, a gut, and no ass. Cute face but this story is about the other end. BMI pushing 40. Anywho, the readers who follow me will recall my referencing her this trip when Secret returned drunk in the middle of the night with this same girl, and I would not go down to the hotel reception desk to retrieve them. Last trip, she was the girl who I described as a "turn-off" and who left dirt stains on my towels and smelled bad.
I ate her ass tonight. Full bore deep, doggy position, head down, ass spread as wide as possible. But let me tell you how I got there and why it was worth it. She wouldn't allow any fotos because she knows what she looks like, but I snuck one in.
Secret shows up because I owed her 100 mil COP from the hot three-way we had last night with her Web cam model friend. And to get her ass eaten. And because she knew I would buy her some pink shit. Two bolsitas, or two puntos, or two gramos, total 100 mil COP, no delivery charge because unbeknownst to me her GF slash dealer was already waiting down in the lobby, jajajja. Slick. That's a puta for ya'.
So after I agree to buy her the two bags, actually three, one for myself, the GF is knocking on my hotel door within less than a minute. Good laugh by all. So of course she comes in my room and we start to have a long friendly conversation. Then she asks if she can take fotos of me eating Secret's ass. Sure. I had to do a lot of cropping and zooming.
Then this is where the puta psychology kicked in. After Secret gets her bung hole satisfaction, she says, "I want you to eat my GF's ass and give her 100 mil COP". I gave her the Scooby Doo, "Hrruhh?" which of course zoomed right over both their heads because it was the wrong culture. I said wait a minute. Who is really getting the benefit here? I didn't ASK to eat her ass. She doesn't turn me on. I told Secret, you basically come here to get your ass eaten for "free. " And I know the girls whose asses I eat, love it. Hot Housewife is one of the fuckin' hottest chicas I have ever bedded in my life, but she lets me eat her ass and gives damn good blow jobs, for cab fare. And now you want me to whut whut? But Secret is stuck on the idea that she wants her GF to get paid for something.
So here's what I tell them. I am going to give the girlfriend 100 mil COP. Yours to keep. You don't have to do anything for it. And then I want you to tell me if you WANT me to eat your ass or not. But you can keep the 100 no matter what you decide. She looks at me like there was a short circuit occurring in her puta brain, betwixed expressions of confusion and amusement. She didn't say a word so after about ten seconds, I go get the 100 mil COP and put it in her hands. Then I say, "Now, do you want me to eat your ass or not?" With no hesitation, she said, in English, "Yes. ".
Jajajajaja. No problem. I told them both, "You came here to get your ass eaten, I just wanted to hear you say it". Afterwards, she also confessed that she never had it done before, she even called herself an "ass virgin. " Secret liked getting her ass eaten so much, she wanted her GF to experience it. Jajajajajaja. As an afterthought, I told her, "I like to compare blowjob techniques, I think it's only fair that you give me a blowjob. " Without hesitation, she went down on me bareback and did not stop until I told her to. Decent technique, lots of ball play with one hand.
Oh, yes, she used my shower right before I ate her ass, her idea but I would have insisted. I probably would have gagged on just the memories if she had not. Jajajaja, Ostee Out!
Fotos: Those are new Louis Vuitton sneakers, I am pretty sure I paid for them, indirectly, jajajaja.
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Nah, go ahead, trust them, walk up to any random homeless guy in El Centro
[QUOTE=MiamiBoy1;2591600]Where to get? Please PM. Don't trust street vendors.[/QUOTE]And tell him you will suck his dick for some pink shit, jajajjajaa. Buying drugs is the same all over the fuckin' world. The penalties and tolerances are hugely different. You ask your girl, numb nuts. She's going to know four guys right off the top of her head. She might skim, and she might steal. You want the bolsitas to be sealed and branded. You are looking for the shit that is dry and as fine as powdered sugar. The best stuff will hover in the air like a pink cloud. Scratch and claw your way to top of the heap after five to ten shitty deals and wasted money. Keep telling your girl you want better. You will know it when you find it. Risk arrest and worse. Grow some gonads and get the fuck out of my face.
San Diego Club alive and sort of well
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2591700]Is that strip club San Diego still open. I don't see it mentioned on the Medellin board anymore.[/QUOTE]San Diego Show Night Club was still functioning when I was last in Medellin (February-May of this year), and a google search lists the club as opening at 6 PM this evening. As I noted in a post here a month or so ago, the club's floor area seems to have been cut in half compared to my recollection from visits a year earlier. And, to my annoyance, they imposed a 30,000, three beer minimum, in addition to an entry charge-making it more costly than a visit to one of the upscale, more upscale clubs (La Isla, Fase II) that offer both a larger and better quality chica lineup. A particular pain if you just want to pop in briefly to check out the talent available, and leave if the pickings seem slim--as is as often as not the case.
Just adding this QanA from my inbox.
As I said, I've been all over Colombia. I love Medellin. This is my first time here and I'm going to try to find a way to stay. Traffic sucks but whatever. Bogota is normal and its safe relatively IMO, but there are dangerous areas. Always use caution. I walked around SF all hours of the day/night and never had a problem. But I blend in more. I'm Colombian.
I prefer finding girls I vibe with who genuinely seem to like me and being with them at my place, a more relaxed session. "Soy muy tranquilo" I'm super chill and peaceful and most pick up on that real fast and relax. I take good hearted affectionate women who give GFE over 9's and 10 who don't or just slam bam thank you ma'm action. I don't like having sex in those short time rooms over clubs. I use them only to get more intimate time with the women feel their vibe and get their whatsapp to meet up later outside of here. At this point I don't even try to bang in those places. But it does matter if you're not good at feeling if a person is a good person or not then be careful. So far my track record is nearly 100% as I've never been robbed and I been at this over 20 years. Heartbroken and used but that's my fault because I am generous to a fault. But Ive helped a lot of these chicas out of tough spots because Im resourceful and good at solving problems. And they never forget me. I have chicas Im still in contact with 20 years later. Some of them will tell you straight up I changed their lives bc that's the power of my heart. :-)
The only thing I wish I would have brought this time is an extension cord with those usb chargers that I have. Oh and for Bogota bring warm clothes and a space heater. The chicks love the space heater.
Don't forget, these chicas get flaked on by a lot of gringos
[QUOTE=Balboa;2591878]Or maybe she didn't like him or feel the vibe when she met him in person.
Or maybe she saw that she wasn't going to be able to take from him what she wanted.
He can be the coolest mofo on the planet, but if she's not feeling it, then adios.
I happens.[/QUOTE]A chica was telling me one time about all the guys who promised to come visit her and take her away and buy her things, who never show up. She said 99% of the time they never show up. Pretty much all the things we say about them, they could say about us, too.