My current take on the Warsaw erotic massage scene.
Living in Warsaw, I've been a regular visitor to a variety of these shrines over the years, although I have cut back a little of late. It used to be you could expect some semblance of a decent massage if not also a blowjob thrown in for around 150 zl. Times have changed, and while there are still many offers in that old price range even promising more, you have to do your homework to avoid the scams.
However, for now I'll just focus on the state of three well-known salons. You shouldn't have a problem finding their announcements online.
The first would be Magia Dotyku. It's easy to make an appointment there in English through SMS. I've been there a handful of times, and I can't honestly remember any of the massages beyond some light karate chopping on my back. What I can remember though is everything else. You climb into bed with a beautiful young woman, often Ukrainian, and who furthermore often has no qualms about french kissing, BBBJs, 69 ing, or even taking a load in the mouth. And all included in the price of 200 zl. They actually seem to often prefer 69 ing to DATY in order to move things along. It's only a pity that the massage itself can cut into that time. They've even recently acquired some more exotic talent, which you can see for yourself online. There's no sex here, but it's not far off from it.
Next up would be SelaVip. They seem to catch a lot of flak about prices sometimes, but for me they've been more hit than miss when it comes to satisfaction and working hours. You can phone them to make an appointment, and the receptionist speaks English decently enough. They often have hot young masseuses, who seem to work in two shifts of two throughout the day, so it's generally easy to make an appointment even in the early evening. Their only major issue seems to be a relatively high turnover rate compared to a lot of the other salons. In any case, the price starts at 180 zl and this nets you a decent enough erotic massage on the table, including your choice of CBJ or HJ. You can pay an extra 50 zl for a BBBJ. Body-to-body massages start at 250 zl, with a BBBJ costing an extra 50 zl like on the table, but this opens up the possibility of DATY or 69 without additional cost, but only if the masseuse is into it. And many of them are. I can't remember any kissing on the lips here like at Magia Dotyku, but watch out for nibbling and tongues in the ear.
Lastly I'll mention Mero's, which is a shadow of its former self now, although they just completed a renovation, so they can't be hurting too much for clientele. They got into a price war with SelaVip and matched prices at 180 zl for a table massage or 250 zl for body-to-body. Unfortunately they lost a lot of solid talent and simultaneously lowered their service level expectations. They still advertise CBJ and BBBJ online, but now you should expect only a handjob from any otherwise unproven masseuse. The only constant is you can still expect to pay an extra 50 zl for a BBBJ if that offer's even on the table. I only know about half of their current lineup now, so maybe there's some hope, but I've yet to hear of it turning around for the better.
What are the clubs like on Chimelna, Jerozlimskie, or Nowog
I might head east from Prague or Germany in October. Never been to Poland.
I know there's no FKK like in Germany, but I would just as much like a strip club / bar scene where I can get full service.
Can anyone tell me any names of places like this or similar to this in Warsaw.
Please give names and describe what the format is. Thanks.
What about night clubs / brothels with stripping
[QUOTE=Ikar0;2360057]You'd be hard pressed to find what you're looking for in Warsaw. The strip clubs here just aren't known for providing such services, although there may be some brothels that approximate it. If you go to one of the regular music clubs on Mazowiecka, then you might even score a working girl among the crowd, but that doesn't sound like the bar scene you're describing.
I'd first break the Warsaw strip clubs into two broad categories: the strip clubs on the level and the scam clubs. The strip club on Chmielna and those around Nowogrodzka don't exactly enjoy the highest reputation, but they make up for it with no end of touts trying to lure you in. It's not uncommon to hear about unpleasant surprises in those places, although it's not impossible that somebody could have a good time there if you go in a group or keep your head about you. But I personally wouldn't risk it.
If you're referring to Sogo Club on Jerozolimskie, then it's a safe choice for visitors, although don't expect anything more than a lap dance with touching allowed. The strip clubs Sofia and Playhouse also fall into that category. There's also New Orleans or perhaps even Hustler, but I've never been to either of those, so I can't vouch for them..[/QUOTE]Hi,
Thanks for the response. I don't necessarily need a full on USA style strip club. I just want a place where full service is guaranteed and there might be some girls that I can watch dancing / stripping / etc.
As I know there aren't any nude FKK like in Germany.
I thought there were lots of brothels in Poland? No!
