[QUOTE=Daddy07]Hint: The Straits of Gibraltar represents the lady's anus.[/QUOTE]
Stop fucking about! Either tell us or shut up.
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[QUOTE=Daddy07]Hint: The Straits of Gibraltar represents the lady's anus.[/QUOTE]
Stop fucking about! Either tell us or shut up.
[QUOTE=Bumholes1]Stop fucking about! Either tell us or shut up.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha ... come on man, use your noggin.
A "ride to the Mediterranean" is a euphemism for anal sex, analogous to a passage from the Atlantic ocean through the Straits of Gibraltar into the Mediterranean Sea.
[QUOTE=Nvslim]Good report. But, please explain, this is a new one for me.
Slim[/QUOTE]Take a look in the abbreviations sections. But it starts with A.
Your info on the best since I been to a couple in pataya but never in Bangkok. I only have a day in Bangkok and I wanted to bring a buddy of mine to one.
[QUOTE=Soi Walker]My girl was Belle, by the way, and as I'm just back in town I don't know if she's still there.[/QUOTE]
Yes, she's still there
[QUOTE=Ourtran]Your info on the best since I been to a couple in pataya but never in Bangkok. I only have a day in Bangkok and I wanted to bring a buddy of mine to one.[/QUOTE]
I am not an expert on Soapies in Bangkok. I like Tulip and Annie's for MP. I was at Annie's yesterday and had a great time with a woman named Annie. Not THE Annie. She was about 35. Great shape. Understands the functions of the body!
[QUOTE=Soi Walker]... we talked about business at Livingstone's, her costs for the clothes she has to wear there, the minimum number of bar fines, if not she could get fired, ...
[/QUOTE]Soi Walker,
Interesting to hear what the girls talk :) - there is no such rule as a "minimum number of bar fines" here at Livingstone's. That's exactly the system of pressure we don't want. It's the other way around - there is a bonus system for the girls if they make money for the bar.
Giotto
A very good lineup of pretty girls at Shark on a Friday or Saturday. Many girls. Even about 4-5 that meet my spec to be worth barfining. One is pretending to be sad that an old man has BFed her rather than me.
The music is good for dancing. No complete nudity but at least the outfits are see-through.
Drawbacks of this bar: No shows :(, so can be boring after a while but at least there are pretty girls to capture your attention. :)
This bar has improved over time with selection of girls improved from 1 year ago.
A BFed a skinny girl with cute face. She kicked my arse at playing pool back in the Hotel (used to be cashier in snooker/pool hall in Bang Sue but only 4500 per month).
Great in bed too.
I can see why she is popular and gets BFed every day, sometimes more than once.
She had several customers wanting her last night but I had got in first. This mean't she was able to show up to the bar late after browsing and eating with friends at Paragon.
Not sure if this has been discussed before, but like Shark there are lots of bars with no shows. The 'pole dancing' gets really boring but there always seem to be one or two girls who are especially energetic as opposed to doing the 'look in the mirror and shuffle'. When getting these girls back to the room do you find them to be as energetic or more likely to beg off as being tired?
On the way back from Ratchada on the MRT underground, I accidentally met a Suzi Wong BG on her way to work.
Knowing her very intimately, we were chatting. She said that Prime Minister Aphisit had repealed Thaksin's law and that from last night the bars can stay open till 3AM. Some were previously going beyond 1AM to some extent anyway.
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]On the way back from Ratchada on the MRT underground, I accidentally met a Suzi Wong BG on her way to work.
Knowing her very intimately, we were chatting. She said that Prime Minister Apisit had repealed Thaksin's law and that from last night the bars can stay open till 3AM. Some were previously going beyond 1AM to some extent anyway.[/QUOTE]Its is rumoured that a lot of the Democrat "sponsorship/money" whatever you want to call it comes from the elite Bangkok alcohol barons and their families.
This is why prior to Thaksin coming into power (after a few years of Democrat rule before corruption meant they had to dissolve the house and allow new elections, which TRT won) Thai's were drinking themselves into the floor as alcohol abuse was terrible, bad enough for the King even to mention that people should control themselves more and drink less.
The cutback and restrictions on alcohol was another nail in the coffin of Thaksin, he upset the alcohol barons (who are extremely rich) and their money was involved in the PAD and the removal of him, so its said.
So now yes, Thailand should see a return to the "pro alcohol" drink as much as you can, promote it however and whenever you want to, get kids drinking, get everyone drinking times that it was prior to TRT coming into power.
Sadly, drug abuse was also rampant prior to TRT.
Sadly, lots of high power people makes lots of money from drugs, and now with the Democrats back, those people will want to make up for lost time, and sadly we might see a return of drug pushers outside all schools again countrywide and the rampant abuse of Ya Ba countrywide so its rumoured.
Already you see the alleged 2000 Baht handout (vote buying some say? ) the Democrats propose is timed to be given "just before Songkran". No doubt to ensure that most of it is spent on alcohol, so it goes from government straight into alcohol baron government sponser. Legalised corru? LOL
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My watch is showing 2046 local time in Bangkok. I am about to walk out the door of my hotel and see what I have been reading on the forums.
I have spent several hours researching so here goes! I think I will start around Nana and see where I end up.
Wish me luck!
Stopped into Eden yesterday to see what was on offer. Was there before 1pm and wasn't really looking for the usual 3some experience. Thought I would find a girl for all night take out at 10pm for the 3000 Baht. Have been there a few times and had a great experience last year with Wah (sp? ) but she had just left for an extended holiday. Too bad! If she'd been there I definitely would've seen who she would've picked for a second partner or at the very least booked her for last night. But it wasn't to be.
Thought I was there early enough to check out a full lineup but was really disappointed with what was on offer. Small group of girls (was I there too late? ) and the ones that were there were not to my taste. So ended up leaving empty handed. But the staff were pleasant were pleasant as usual and very helpful in my quest.
Maybe better luck next time.
[QUOTE=JuiceGuy]I finally made it to Livingstones tonight only to realize that I have been there before with a friend a trip or two ago.
I paid the steep barfine, 1500 baht and took her for LT. What a waste of time. All she wanted to do was watch TV. She was very shy, only wanted to do missionary, and didn't want me to see her naked. She gave a great BBBJ for the 30 seconds she would do it. Basically, she was just awful in bed. Too bad, because she is really cute.
You win some you lose some. More opportunities tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
I had a poor experience with the Girl at Livingstons some time ago too. First I met Giotto and had a drink with him, nice guy. I was staying at the lodge. Then I took a girl,Fern, for LT, from the sports bar. She seemed very taken with me because I had a beard and wanted to stroke it. So far, so good.
Got to the room and she gave a short BJ. Her body was a little plump and some scarring from child birth. Boffed her in several positions while she starfished. It took me a long time but I finally came. She decided to leave as soon as I came, even though we had agreed on LT. I was very disappointed in her because of her lack of enthusiasm and early departure. However, i had already come 3 times that day so it really took some work on her part.
So I thought LL had a nice restaurant and hotel, friendly staff, Giotto is nice guy but the girls service not so good and they cost more.
EB
[QUOTE=Eric Burden]...
So I thought LL had a nice restaurant and hotel, friendly staff, Giotto is nice guy but the girls service not so good and they cost more.
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[/QUOTE]Eric Burden,
Sorry to hear that - but these things are out of my control. And I really will not get involved into that, for obvious reasons :) ... (btw., didn't we have a TQM manager :) )?
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[QUOTE=Eric Burden]...
She decided to leave as soon as I came, even though we had agreed on LT.
[/QUOTE]Now, that's serious. If this happens we would really like to know about it. Service is a thing we cannot control, but if a girl cheats she will be warned once, and then fired, if problems occur again.
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Girls are a hit and a miss, as everywhere. And girls from hostess bars do not provide the same kind of service as ie. Tulip girls. Still - if the chemistry is right things will work very well.
Giotto
PS: Your visit must be long time ago, Fern does not work here any more since at least 18 months.