[QUOTE=Cam442;2597403] I'll go back to studying Spanish now.[/QUOTE]You might want to add gordibuena to your vocabulary study sheet. [URL]https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/antioquia/medellin/buscar-gordibuena/[/URL].
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[QUOTE=Cam442;2597403] I'll go back to studying Spanish now.[/QUOTE]You might want to add gordibuena to your vocabulary study sheet. [URL]https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/antioquia/medellin/buscar-gordibuena/[/URL].
I look at the bung hole as an equal opportunity orifice, about which I feel neither favored nor discriminated against. But I was still surprised when Catgirl, who is mi novia, asked me to "massage mi culo" for the first time the other night. Not her gorgeous muscular Paisa buttocks, but the hole in the center, pardon the pun. The muscular external sphincter ring.
BTW, I still think "sphincter" is one of the all-time great single-word insults you can hurl at someone. Such as, JuJuBee can be such a sphincter. Mr. Enternational can be such a sphincter. Tall Man can be such a sphincter. Surfer Dude can be such a sphincter. Jajajajaja, love you guys. Not sure exactly why but it feels so right, jajajja.
She said all the moto riding and testing we did recently made hers itch and ache. She is only 4' and maybe 11" tall and every time we stop on a moto, she has to stretch to put her feet down and she is on her tip toes. She is stable and strong, but it's a stretch, literally, and I am sure as well, a clench. Get the picture? And my fat ass on the back certainly does not help things.
One of the things I love about Catgirl is she is so objective and straightforward about her own body with no shame. We have never done anal sex, yet. She has promised me her virgin butt hole but she is so small and muscular, let's just say we are taking our time and I am in no rush. But when she told me her butt hole needed a massage, who am I argue, jajajja?
The fotos are old but that is Catgirl and are for illustrative purposes only. I don't always reach for my camera during a sex session. Sometimes you have to forget about fotos and just be in the instant and enjoy.
Anywho, the massage went great. No entry, just external sphincter massage. I used some medicated ointment at first and then switched to lube. Of course, she was meticulously clean which is one of my prerequisites for anything anal. And always the girls', too.
She laid across my lap as if I was going to give a her a spanking. I could see her face in the mirror and her eyes rolled back a couple of times for real, I think. Mainly I used my index finger and some thumb. That is not the point of this story.
So, thinking I am usually pretty dang good at connecting the dots and reading chicas (ego), the next session with Secret when she is doing one of her nightly booty calls, I tell her lets try something different and I even go as far to tell her, "I think you will like it "
With the exit of Hot Housewife, Secret is definitely the most anally fixated girl in my line up at the present time. She is the one who flipped for ass eating. One of the ones. By "flipped" I mean renegotiated our arrangement to basically make it "free" when we do our thang.
So who better to get a butt hole massage, right? Wrong. I put her in the same position. She was fully compliant and I think focused on her cell phone as usual. I used lube only. The massage was all external, no entry, the same as with Catgirl.
After about 30 seconds, she jumped up, put all her clothes on, and said, "I don't like it" and left. I asked her if I hurt her and I can't remember what she said. There was no crying, yelling or overt anger, but she split. Weird. Haven't seen her since. We are still sending short texts to each other on Whatsapp but that broke a long string of nightly booty-calls, basically from the first day I saw her this trip. Go figure. Ostee Out. Keep On Keepin' On.
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2597676]But to my way of thinking, Medellin Guru is a piece of crap full of inaccuracies and written at a level that would barely pass Freshman English. Their details about this could be spot-on, who knows and that's the problem, you never know.
The editor who I never met personally strikes me as the kind of guy who embraces the concept of a "digital nomad" being anyone with a laptop computer who is living outside the United States. And his quality improvement is achieved mainy by Search Engine Optimization and not substance.[/QUOTE]I've met the owner of Medellin Guru in person and I've actually seen him in El Centro walking amongst the SW's, and I know he wasn't there to write a story and can only surmise to partake in the activities there.
As far as the content in Medellin Guru, I find the the majority of the information to be solid, so I don't understand why you might think the information about the white taxis might not be accurate.
[QUOTE=Bonhead;2597332]Dropped into Barra Ejecutiva tonight and ended up at a swinger club.
Tuesday. Stopped in at 930p. I'm happy this place is still going strong after all these (10+) years. I'd guesstimate about 20-25 girls, equal number of guys, mostly in groups of 3-5.
I sat down and immediately noticed a hottie my type, that CardiB vibe. Petite with a little fluffy crop top hiding bolt-on's, flat tummy, khaki booty shorts and thick in all the right places. Alas she was hemmed up with a local dude and his three friends.
I laid in the cut and stopped a girl here and there to get an update on pricing. Cuties were asking for 100 mil-120 mil for 30 minutes including the room upstairs. Take out was quoted as 100 mil to the house and girls were asking from 200 mil-350 mil for all night.
CardiB meanwhile was busy putting in work. She finally got done doing the deed upstairs with the local dude, then went on stage to perform. I still had not even spoken with her yet. Finally got my chance when she came around asking for tips, I asked if she was free. She was. And could we go upstairs to snuggle. More surprising was when I asked how much, she quoted me only 90 mil. Sloppy seconds discounts in effect?.[/QUOTE]So I'm very curious as to how a club like that works? Do you ask before you slap a girls ass or are there guys just trying to touch on your girl. If you want to fuck a dudes girl do you ask the guy or the girl or both LOL Care to explain how all that works?
[QUOTE=Mechanic88;2597717]So I'm very curious as to how a club like that works? [/QUOTE]You must read some Michel Houellebecq. He has written some superb novels, including about swinger clubs in Paris, and package sex tourism in Thailand. He is the Fremch equivalent to Irvine Weslh. Fantastic reads!
You nailed it. That is medellinguru to a T. I'm still surprised how many people treat it like it's the Ten Commandments, the Koran, and the Talmud all rolled into one.
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2597676]But to my way of thinking, Medellin Guru is a piece of crap full of inaccuracies and written at a level that would barely pass Freshman English. Their details about this could be spot-on, who knows and that's the problem, you never know.
The editor who I never met personally strikes me as the kind of guy who embraces the concept of a "digital nomad" being anyone with a laptop computer who is living outside the United States. And his quality improvement is achieved mainy by Search Engine Optimization and not substance.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Surfer500;2597536]Carrea / Carrea 52 Intersection marked with a street sign is "ground zero"
[/QUOTE]Was ground zero. There are girls there, but not because of that. The whole church juxtaposition to prostitutes thang seemed the most fitting to me. You can sit there, hang out, I think it just yards away from where you are talking about which is as you said, just a street sign, not sure.
Foto of 2 hot putas at Vera Cruz, fountain is to the right. Jajaja, that's mi novia and her novia.
[QUOTE=Mechanic88;2597717]So I'm very curious as to how a club like that works? Do you ask before you slap a girls ass or are there guys just trying to touch on your girl. If you want to fuck a dudes girl do you ask the guy or the girl or both LOL Care to explain how all that works?[/QUOTE]I can't speak about specifics in Medellin, but I'm quite familiar with swinger club etiquette.
All of the clubs I've been to have had the same basic rules. The payment at the door covers admission and non-alcoholic drinks or mixers. Most have been BYOB. I believe the clubs in Colombia require everyone to strip down at least to underwear, that's usually not a requirement in the US.
The main rule was always that you don't touch anyone else without permission. Sometimes permission is nothing more than a look from another guy. Sometimes it involved sitting down with another couple and discussing what rules they play by.
Occasionally a woman from another couple will initiate contact with a man without asking, but it's uncommon. It's more likely the women will get together and decide what's going to happen.
Weekdays tend to be pretty slow. It should be busy every weekend. In the US New Years eve, Valentine's Day and Halloween are off the hook at swinger clubs.
The early flight from Houston kicked my ass more than I had hoped, so I spent my first few nights chilling as I'm here for a month. On my second full day in Medellin (Wednesday), I decided to venture into El Centro since my current hotel is non-chica friendly (without a meaningful fee). I landed at ground zero, and got some walking in and around Botero before the rain came pouring down. I did see some Girls, but not a ton. But maybe I just don't have the finely refined eye for them yet. I didn't bring my phone, just a paper map, and once it started raining, I decided to grab some lunch and head to New Life in the hard rain. Was soaked by the time I got there, and since I didn't have an actual street number, was glad to remember the blue door.
There is a viewing fee of $1 or 3 pesos if you don't take a chica. I was presented probably between 12-14, most who were alright or better in my eyes. That said, I've been on hiatus since the pandemic started. LOL. My top two choices were negritas- not my original plan, but I'm an equal opportunity fornicator. I chose Renata from Cali, who is tall and kind of an athletic-thick (I don't care for regular thick). She spoke no English, but was pleasant to interact with. No offishness at all. I offered a propina for a BBBJ, which she accepted. My ability to fuck was off, so I asked her to finish me with her mouth. And she allowed me to CIM.
ID really like to meet up with the petite chica with big natural tits that Regnom reviewed a month or so ago, but have had no luck getting a response. So I'm thinking of heading to Laureles to find a place with a line-up. I believe Energy is over there if I remember correctly, but are there any other suggestions with addresses from anyone?
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2597753]The whole church juxtaposition to prostitutes thang seemed the most fitting to me.
Foto of 2 hot putas at Vera Cruz, fountain is to the right. Jajaja, that's mi novia and her novia.[/QUOTE]Camera shy arent they! I could fancy the morena. If only I could see her. Ahha.
Yeah, church thing has struck me too. One girl told me that religion means nothing to the young these days, even in Colombia. But it is striking that manhy of the most Catholic countries have the highest levels of prostitution. Even Thailand is stronly religious (although obviously not Catholic).
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2597753]Was ground zero. There are girls there, but not because of that. The whole church juxtaposition to prostitutes thang seemed the most fitting to me. You can sit there, hang out, I think it just yards away from where you are talking about which is as you said, just a street sign, not sure.
Foto of 2 hot putas at Vera Cruz, fountain is to the right. Jajaja, that's mi novia and her novia.[/QUOTE]Interesting that you are know moving the ground zero location which has been previously identified as Carrea / Calle 52 before you began posting here, but that's okay! LOL.
Regardless, I have sometimes referred to the "old and previous" ground zero location as little "Caracas" as well.
Actually the Veracruz Church is somewhat of a dividing line between the Colombians and the Venezuelans. The backside of the Church are where majority of the Colombians hang, and around the Museum and within the passageway from the Museum to the Veracruz Church it's primarily Venezuelans.
And before your time here on this board, years ago, the passageway besides the Museum used to be "Sacalero Row", this was before the onslaught of the Venezuelans.
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2597753]Was ground zero. There are girls there, but not because of that. The whole church juxtaposition to prostitutes thang seemed the most fitting to me. You can sit there, hang out, I think it just yards away from where you are talking about which is as you said, just a street sign, not sure.
Foto of 2 hot putas at Vera Cruz, fountain is to the right. Jajaja, that's mi novia and her novia.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I told them to go stand over by the fountain and act like a couple of putas and they did not hesitate, jaja. They know the score and Catgirl gave me my first tour ever of Ground Zero on my first trip to Medellin a couple of years ago.
Catgirl, the morena es mi novia. She disses girls worse than a guy. She will have had about eight "steady" novias by the time I get my next haircut. Jaz has some staying power but they are having a lover's quarrel now, that I am trying to patch up because Jaz has been my favorite.
I have done a few 3-ways with mi novia Catgirl but always with her GF's and not mine, but we are working on that. And she still has one GF that could give The Hulk a run for her money but she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she has a great personality. I have never done anything with Hulk #2 except receive a blow job and she lets us borrow her moto whenever she can spare it. We are still awaiting delivery on our new 2022 Victory moto.
Since Catgirl is petite and foxy she often seems to attract the bull dykes, which is one of the reasons I am rooting for Jaz. She is feminine and lithe. Catgirl said she would meet Soft Swirl, Sexy Dexy, or Scarlet who are all down for it, but we haven't made any dates yet. Jaz is as hot as fuck but she has a long term live-in relationship with her man, and by the time she shows up to see Catgirl she is full lezbo mode, so I respect that and keep my distance. They will both hang on me in public which is fun. Life is Good.
[QUOTE=Surfer500;2597716]I've met the owner of Medellin Guru in person and I've actually seen him in El Centro walking amongst the SW's, and I know he wasn't there to write a story and can only surmise to partake in the activities there.
As far as the content in Medellin Guru, I find the the majority of the information to be solid, so I don't understand why you might think the information about the white taxis might not be accurate.[/QUOTE]The problem I have seen is inconsistency. I gave him feedback one time on errors in a couple of articles I read in Guru, albeit is was a single issue. I did it in an editorial fashion and even told him that I did not fully appreciate the amount of effort it must take to maintain his Web site and thanked him for his effort. He blocked my Email address, was his only reply. IMO, the exact opposite way that should be handled. An editor who cannot handle criticism is more interested in protecting his own interests than the quality of his content.
I hired an IT guy here in Medellin for a little venture I had in mind but Covid kicked the stool out from under us before we ever got started. He told me that Medellin Guru was a classic example of a guy who pushes SEO (Search Engine Optimization) to the max which anyone can do regardless of what the content is backing it up. We independently hated the Guru before we ever met, jaja. Have you noticed what usually pops up first when you Google Medellin? The Guru. And stylistically the writing is terrible.
That's why I wrote what I wrote. But I have read very little Guru. A couple of times when I tried to use it as a reference I though the organization and layout was terrible. I could believe your experience might be more representative than mine, and perhaps the board should discount my opinion more. Thanks for the feedback!
[QUOTE=JC9999;2597885]The early flight from Houston kicked my ass more than I had hoped, so I spent my first few nights chilling as I'm here for a month. On my second full day in Medellin (Wednesday), I decided to venture into El Centro since my current hotel is non-chica friendly (without a meaningful fee). I landed at ground zero, and got some walking in and around Botero before the rain came pouring down. I did see some Girls, but not a ton. But maybe I just don't have the finely refined eye for them yet. I didn't bring my phone, just a paper map, and once it started raining, I decided to grab some lunch and head to New Life in the hard rain. Was soaked by the time I got there, and since I didn't have an actual street number, was glad to remember the blue door.
There is a viewing fee of $1 or 3 pesos if you don't take a chica. I was presented probably between 12-14, most who were alright or better in my eyes. That said, I've been on hiatus since the pandemic started. LOL. My top two choices were negritas- not my original plan, but I'm an equal opportunity fornicator. I chose Renata from Cali, who is tall and kind of an athletic-thick (I don't care for regular thick). She spoke no English, but was pleasant to interact with. No offishness at all. I offered a propina for a BBBJ, which she accepted. My ability to fuck was off, so I asked her to finish me with her mouth. And she allowed me to CIM.[/QUOTE]Do you remember which one it was? There's a petite girl with fake tits who I had a good experience with named Conny ([URL]https://pasionprepagos.com/escorts/conny3127667729[/URL]) and if that's your style you can PM me and I might have some other recs for you.
There's Tantra close to Laureles ([URL]http://www.tantramedellin.com/[/URL]) and also a spot called "Angels Spa" but I think that's more of a lowkey brothel. Their info is:
WA: +57 304xxx418.
Carrera 81#42-60 Apartment xx2.
Hope that helps.
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I posted this in "Medellin Lists" also.
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