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[QUOTE=Ikar0;2363251]No, but I'd be surprised if those were actually her photos. Do a Google reverse image search on some of them. The one on the bike is at least 5 years old. From there, follow the link to pinterest and so on. Plus some of those backgrounds don't look like anywhere in Warsaw to me. For a change, they don't even seem to be trying to obfuscate the image URL.

There are still fakes, but you might have better luck finding something here [URL]https://odloty.pl/.[/URL] But you'd still want to ask for some local opinions to hopefully avoid wasting your time.

Realistic prices for one hour are between 200 and 300 zloty. Yes, zloty not euros. Maybe 400 zl for something special. If anybody's hitting it off successfully with 250 euro escorts in Warsaw, they're not exactly reporting about it.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for the reply, advice and input.

Hello,

Just signed up some great info here guys appreciated!

Q: Has anyone managed to sign up to [URL]Garsoniera.com.pl[/URL]? I've registered a few days ago and still no email confirmation from the admins, it's a bit of a head fuck tbh.

I'm hoping to check out some reviews of Warsaw before a trip in a few weeks.

Thanks for any response, Tom.

Hello,

Just signed up some great info here guys appreciated!

Q: Has anyone managed to sign up to [URL]Garsoniera.com.pl[/URL]? I've registered a few days ago and still no email confirmation from the admins, it's a bit of a head fuck tbh.

I'm hoping to check out some reviews of Warsaw before a trip in a few weeks.

Thanks for any response, Tom.

It shouldn't take too long, but you might need to be patient. Worst case if you have a shortlist, then maybe somebody could relay some information in the meanwhile.

Up to 10-14 days is possible, as the admins of Garsoniera don't seem to check the registration requests immediately. But once done it's worth as information by Polish punters is helpful for cross check of ads on Odloty. Nonetheless some information is subject to be confirmend as for example the address might have changed since the last post written. Also opinions shoudn't be expected as being of absolute value if not being confirmed by other punters. Hence stay open-minded as links mentioned in the posts sometimes don't work as the lady switch it off due to weekend or holidays. For residentials features such as parking situation is of imporatnc. Some also criticize the partment and its facilities in a strong way. Knowing myself some locations having been there on-site for visit I sometimes can't share these opinions as long as cleaniness and the whole atmosphere makes me feel well and therefore shouldn't overwhelm the performance of the lady herself.

Just keep it in mind there now about the so-called "RODO-oszustki" or in English, GDPR-cheaters. It's not uncommon on Garso that topics with negative opinions will disappear at the lady's request (or at somebody connected's) because of their interpretation of the regulation. Unfortunately the list of disappearing topics isn't kept up to date. So it's even easier to cheat than ever before. That and they don't automatically save the photos from their announcement on the escort portals Odloty or Roksa like they used to. Topics with positive opinions also sometimes disappear by request, but that's much more rare.

That being said, it's still an invaluable resource, but it's a bitter pill. Another source sprung up called "erometr", but it's hard to know how much opinions there can be trusted for accuracy, shilling, anti-competition, or GDPR censorship. They let you tag the posts with services, but I've seen them used too liberally sometimes compared to what I'm sure was actually possible.

[QUOTE=Ikar0;2363906]..... it's still an invaluable resource .... hard to know how much opinions there can be trusted for accuracy, shilling, anti-competition, or GDPR censorship.[/QUOTE]Boards are always unvaluable in a certain sense. Some use a VIP sector for their paying members in order to make the information spread between each other seems even more valuable, trustful or at least of top actuality. It's good to have some opinions to work with but it's worth to make your own opinion nonetheless. However it seems interesting to know in which way there is a possibility for ladies to delete negative statements from a board.

[QUOTE=Tedesco;2364337]However it seems interesting to know in which way there is a possibility for ladies to delete negative statements from a board.[/QUOTE]Easily by SMS or email under the guise of the GDPR. Just search for "Usuwanie danych" (data deletion) there in the top menu. I've also wondered how easy it would be for competition to spoof such requests, but like I mentioned, the bulk of disappearing topics were highly negative. But there are some who even seem to accept that any publicity is good publicity.

[QUOTE=Tedesco;2364337]However it seems interesting to know in which way there is a possibility for ladies to delete negative statements from a board.[/QUOTE]It's worth noting they don't get to pick and choose which opinions to keep. It's all or nothing. If they want their so-called file deleted, then the entire topic vanishes. Users, ladies included, can always report opinions they believe to be inaccurate, although often it can be a "he said, she said".

So some photos of a new blonde masseuse in a pink playboy bikini caught my eye. What's more is she looked super buff with huge breasts. While it was too hard to tell what's going on exactly in one of the darker photos, the rest seemed on the money.

Her photos just disappeared yet again while writing this report, but here's a link to the salon's announcement in hope they return and stay that way: [URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/centrum/studio-selavip/191561.html[/URL].

I call to make an appointment with the virtual receptionist in the early evening, and as luck would have it, Pamela's still available. You can always change your mind later, but they always ask if you want the table massage or body-to-body for a higher price. I figure I'll risk it and go for the body-to-body massage. The receptionist speaks English well, but I always get the impression that she just had to field twenty questions from the previous caller. Not unusual for customer service around these parts, and I don't let it put me off.

So I arrive and get buzzed into the building. The apartment door opens and I'm not disappointed. It's the usual half-darkness, but I'm greeted by a sizable blonde wearing a light blue button down shirt with a full rack about to pop out of it. It doesn't do a good job of covering her behind either. Not the usual boring uniform this time. Maybe a few more years than the declared 20, enhanced lips and some makeup on a face that's maybe otherwise somewhat average, but it all comes together to do the trick. I'm starting to get hard already.

I'm ushered into the massage room. There are two of them and this one is quite spacious compared to the other one. The conversation goes easier in Polish, but she can speak some English.

The room has its own shower cabin and I quickly refresh myself. She's already stripped down to a black two-piece thong, and the massage on the mat gets underway with me on my front. The first thing I notice is it's rather hot in the room. It's been a bit of a scorcher, and there's a fan on a pedestal blowing. This would be good for the table massage, but what the room really needs right now is some fan on the floor. So I'm sweating it out, but there's no point worrying about it too much. I just pretend I'm in a sauna. At least I'm not the one exerting myself here.

Some songs fly by and she's mostly just massaged my leg and finally the other one. It's missing a practiced touch but I suppose this is all new to her. Eventually the massage reaches my back and digs into my neck a bit. Feels good there, but so far it's lacking any body-to-body elements or hooking around the thighs, buttocks, or other erogenous zones. It's relaxing enough, though. And the massage is usually all a pretense for me anyway.

I finally get the signal to flip over on my back.

She strips the rest of the way. Her large breasts feel firm and natural enough to me, spilling into my hand. But of course they're just the happy result of technological progress. She gets on top of me and I try to have a little Spanish sex between them before she turns around and faces the other way to massage my thighs and legs some more. I ask and can gently rub her clit. My dick is looming close, but it's never in any real danger.

Unfortunately this whole erotic part doesn't last too long, since there's not too much time left. She asks how I'd like to finish. Well, I already know she was keen enough about giving a blowjob when we were first discussing business. It's an extra 50 zl charge for a BBBJ at this salon, although a CBJ should be included in the price. She tells me not to finish in her mouth, but no problem on her body.

In any case, she starts on the BBBJ but I feel like this has all been in a bit too much of a rush, so I want to extend the erotic fun just a wee bit first. I ask if I can stand up. No problem, but she thinks I'm asking if I can sit in a nearby comfy chair. Hey, an even better idea! I grab a towel and drape it over top.

But not even yet. I ask for a quick striptease, conveniently "striptiz" in Polish. Sure, it's maybe a little tricky when you're already completely naked, but no problem. I'm standing, holding her at the waist as she turns around. Nice. I get to really see and caress her figure properly for the first time. She's definitely buff like the photos, but also has a very sensual physique not unlike a lot of pole dancers I've seen. She's not bulging with muscles, but I wouldn't want to see who'd win in an arm wrestle.

So I eventually plunk down into the chair, and her lips follow. Pleasant and I know I'm not going to last long. I delay the inevitable as I get her to lick the surrounding area a little before getting back at it.

I pull out, stand up again and finish on her breasts. Between her breasts. She doesn't squeeze them together, instead letting it go everywhere. It's at this point I realize I should have asked for a little more light in the room, the usual half-darkness a little darker than usual. But from the aftermath it was surely a week's worth pent up.

I shower off again and depart. The boulevard on the Vistula river some kilometers away has a nice cool breeze and some nightlife going on for it this time of the evening.

Total damage is 300 zl: 250 for the body-to-body massage and 50 zl for the BBBJ. It wasn't exactly worth every zloty, but for me it's a unique experience, so I'm happy nevertheless.

[U]So for those who like numbers[/U]:

[B]Arrangement:[/B] 10/10 - Easy. I've come here often.

[B]Salon[/B]: 7/10 - Deduct one point for the heat.

[B]Masseuse[/B]: 8/10 - Sexy and buff with cosmetic enhancements.

[B]Massage[/B]: 5/10 - There's time to learn.

[B]BBBJ and eroticism[/B]: 8/10 - I only wish there was more light.

On a side note, I don't want to shill. This salon might not have the best track record for completely unpolished photos, but I've found they've often given me a good idea of what to expect more often than not. Or maybe I'm used to not letting my imagination get carried away.

That and I get a cheap thrill out of the game of roulette as long as it's not all double zero.

The current announcement says Selena, but names are fungible. AKA Dyskretna Marika or rather Discreet Marika if you will.

[URL]https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/zoliborz/selena/224504.html[/URL]

She's a cute twenty-something with a passion for giving head. Short even in heels. I'd say the current pictures are probably hers, all the other ones in the past have definitely been when she had longer hair. But I'm not sure what's going on with the tan there.

I've seen her twice now in actually three trips to this apartment brothel. There used to be an announcement for a duet, but that didn't exactly work out as planned. I'm actually not sure if she speaks English, maybe numbers, maybe more. But she speaks Polish rather quickly and her ad says she doesn't respond to text messages. I saw that she uses a small burner phone, as is common in this business, so I can kind of see why.

It's in an older apartment block, and inside it's almost like a time capsule from the 30's. It has its charm. Older furniture and classical paintings on the walls, shelves of literature. I asked once, and it all came with the apartment apparently. I assume the picture of big cherry lips is theirs. There are at least two bedrooms here. You can hear a female colleague, and maybe a male one as well somewhere. Nothing to get bothered about in any case. Only the sliding shower door needs fixing to properly get back onto its track.

One go will cost you 200 zl for a BBBJ and sex. If you can last that long that is. With her mouth alone she makes it difficult, and it'll cost another 100 zl if you want to try going for round two in the hour. Highway robbery by Warsaw standards, but from what I've read elsewhere she won't kick you straight out the door afterwards either if you don't opt for it. And some WGs don't even give you the option.

Consider it a challenge or just go with the flow. Personally, I've paid the extra 100 zl each time with her. The first time it wasn't especially worth it, but the second time around I feel like I definitely got my money's worth. So much so that I did the unthinkable and even left her a tip. Well, not the unthinkable, but I just don't want to get lynched for admitting it. It might not go as well for you if you have nothing special in mind.

The finals listed in her announcement were all possible. But I haven't tested everything in the announcement's details, like if DFK or DATY is available. DFK is unlikely at this price. Body kisses were in abundance, though. Deep throat, apparently not, but in Polish it just says "deep". Keep in mind the services' text and translation is fixed by the announcement portal Odloty itself.

One from the archives. Another pretty twenty-something fake-blonde from Ukraine. Look and decide for yourself. Unlike all the other marketing nonsense in the announcement, her photos are spot on and not retouched in any way that I can think of: [URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/obciagara-marina-18/224166.html[/URL].

But first I'll warn you and say you might not want to visit this apartment-brothel at the moment. I've gone plenty of times in the somewhat recent past at its various locations over the years, but it might be having some issues currently, both from within and without. I read about a red stain in the carpet outside the door, but it's not the type of place where you should have to worry about that kind of thing. My suspicion is it was connected to some new WGs recent family trouble I also read about, where they found out about where she works. It doesn't seem like anything came of it, though.

The issues shouldn't concern Marina directly. If you go anyway, I don't think anything bad will happen other than you might get an unfolded towel from the heap on the washing machine, but it never used to be that way. Maybe the shower gels and sink will be in some disarray too, I don't know for sure. Just bad signs of the way things are currently being managed there.

That and it's an apartment-brothel in the sense that it gets heavy enough foot traffic from clients with reservations, reservations which apparently may or may not always be respected. But I haven't ever really had much of an issue so far, or maybe I've just been lucky with the time of day I've been going at. It was true that lately they can be a tad slow to open the door, leaving you awkwardly standing in the hallway sometimes. I'm not sure what was up with that. It's awkward, but people mind their own business.

Anyway, where was I, now that the giant disclaimer is over? Oh yeah, Obciagara Marina AKA Marysia. Part of the whole "obciagara" franchise. In English maybe "blowjob queen Marina"? That could be too high praise for the services, but I don't know how you'd translate it without being purely derogatory instead of giving the intended sexual meaning. Anyway, it doesn't matter. There are just some important key areas where the Polish language truly shines.

She doesn't speak any English that I know of either. She can speak Polish well enough. If you call, then you might reach somebody who does, but no guarantee. In the past the lead WG there would often answer the phone, but it seems like a free-for-all now. Almost nobody there ever answers text messages.

She's good for releasing the proverbial pressure, and damn me if I didn't like to keep coming back to her. The last time I saw her now was maybe a couple of months ago, but I don't expect anything to have significantly changed here. Her range of services were always rather weak and her blowjob was always rather shallow. But she'll do it kneeling down or in other sexy positions. You can have fun if you use your imagination. She's also persistent to give her due credit.

Anyway, here's what you can really do last time I was with her: BBBJ, COB, definitely no CIM as she'll remind you, and sex. She doesn't do DATY anymore. You can go for just a quick blowjob for 100 zl, or for an hour with sex included for 200 zl. The 200 zl option has always gotten me two shots, one from oral then sex. Her persistence at continued oral afterwards has always helped make sure of that. You just need to tear her away from browsing Instagram when you think you might have recovered.

She's pretty tight and doesn't get tired in the cowgirl position. By far the best one with her for me.

I only hope this brothel gets or got its act back together, since it's a shame I can't recommend her without major reservation right now.

First of all, I would like to express thanks to all the posters in this forum (in particular Ikar0) for the accurate and up-to-date information of the Warsaw scent.

Recently, I had occasion to visit Magia Dotyku and Lena, a late 20's (early 30's) attendant and experienced her B2 be oily massage. Our session was somewhat mechanical at the beginning, but by the time I turned over we both had warmed up sufficiently that both movement and communication flowed easily.

While I must use the standard refrain YMMV, Lena was comfortable accommodating everything I requested. Discretion prevents me from revealing all the details of the meeting, the encounter with Lena was borderline GFE IMHO. I would repeat and recommend her services for local and visiting punters.

The rate was the standard 200 Pln as shown on the website and there was no attempt to upsell. My understanding is that Lena works weekends only.

Best wishes and play safe.

Cap.

Hi everyone,

I am visiting Warsaw in mid-September and that will be my first experience. I heard friends talking about [URL]www.odloty.pl[/URL]. Please, can you advise me any girls that I can book outcall? Do you advise me outcall or incall? Which one is better?

Can you also advise me of a nice girl? Good looking?

Or do you know girls with whom I can have a threesome?

Thank you for your inputs.

[QUOTE=Viktor33;2366172]Or do you know girls with whom I can have a threesome?[/QUOTE]I know Maja ([URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/spragniona-maja/207041.html[/URL]) since three years and visited her 4-5 times when being in Warsaw. Always great service and friendly attitude. No rush, two shots.

Last time she also mentioned the possibility to have a threesome together with her colleague in the apartment. I always resigned prefering one-on-one dates and thus I don't know her colleague. Ask her (simple English to use) on the phone. She only offers apartment service in Okopowa 56 street.