Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2598125]And it was the slowest one of them all. But I came out the other side still alive. Ready to monger.[/QUOTE]I'm just going to assume it was something preventable and within your control.

[QUOTE=BlackThought;2598254]Did you suck on that pinky finger after the deed? If you did, your love for buttholes is on par with the pornstar Mike Adriano jajaja.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Mike. . .

[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2598209]I just spent 2 ish weeks in Medellin. I am so depressed now that I have left. Less social life, no women that remotely compare to the emotional, physical and fun energy I just shared with some ladies there. Where I live: the food isn't as fresh or with as much variety. Leaving Medellin leaves me wishing my life was different and I lived there. Its a struggle. If I had a way to support myself and create a company in Medellin--I would sell off my shit, sell my company I own now and move there tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Nice report and thanks.

My friend you think you have problems well try living here in Medellin full time with nothing on the schedule any and every day but to play around with the paisa chicas.

Honestly I regularly get very nice sweet non-pros (and yes some pros too) who develop feelings for me they make it perfectly clear that if I ever decide to saddle up with a GF please consider them. My age range is usually 19 to 25 with a sprinkling of some late 20's to early 30's.

Now understand that "I don't need to brag and I don't need to boast but I like hot syrup on my breakfast toast" (The Sugarhill Gang in Rappers Delight circa 1979).

And no I don't think I have ever had a paisa or vennie or any Colombian chica with a bad smelling pussy, and this is hundreds maybe a thousand Colombians. They are clean, clean, clean and clean, even the ones that work the vera bars and botero, never had even one bad smell.

I have had a few paisas, so far 2 or 3 this year, these are chicas that I have known and seen for a few years already, and they ask me to please impregnate them so she can have a chance with a tall, white skin, blond haired with very rare colored eyed beautiful baby. This is no BS, 3 this year already and the year is not over yet.

Other paisa chicas, like the one I had over last night, a completely non-pro girl next door type, after knowing and seeing her for 3 maybe 4 years now completely gives herself to me on every level emotionally, sexually, intellectually, and dare I say spiritually. Just incredible which I can't describe but when the give themselves it is off the charts incredible. I have 2 paisas like this.

The rule is good as I too prefer to pay them, I actually like it when they ask for money after sex as this keeps us squared up and we both know that this is the proverbial 'friends with benefits' and nothing more than that. Where else on this earth do I have to take a vacation, get out of Medellin and travel around just so I can take a break from these beauties, no where.

I have so many leads that I can never give any attention to the hundred FB chicas or the SA chicas or the 500 plus Tinder connections or the friends of friends who contact me daily.

So I just retired and need to tell you to not put off living here for another time AND you don't need 40 k, heck my play budget is about 4,000,000 pesos a month, every month, which allows me to have 20 to 30 chicas every month and seldom do I hit these numbers. Just do what you need to do to design a life here and you can thank me later.

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

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[QUOTE=ClockTicking87;2598017]Over all I need to spend at least 6 months in Medellin [/QUOTE]You still will not be able to fuck all of them.

[QUOTE=JC9999;2597990]Was having trouble posting this with the original message, so I just removed it entirely.

I don't have premium yet, so I can't PM. My bad.

The chica I was referring to is this one. I believe you are the one who wrote about her. The third and fourth pics stir me up. Not sure I have seen her name anywhere.

[URL]https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/tetas-deliciosas-naturales-jovencita-recien-estrenada/20510073/[/URL][/QUOTE]Wait a sec. Someone fucked this chica? She / pics for real? Because on my particular rating scale, that body is about as close to a 10 as I can imagine. Please tell me she's real, she's great in bed and she's available LOL.

[QUOTE=Bonhead;2597332]Dropped into Barra Ejecutiva tonight and ended up at a swinger club.
La Piscina is a nice set up. Multiple rooms, two floors, turco, showers, lockers, etc. We strip down, her in a lace top and panties, me in my boxers and made our way around the club. She gave me a blow jobs all over the place, we had sex a number of times in front of others / next to others, she ate out two other girls and let one guy finger and eat her out. Apparently on weekdays solo dudes are allowed in, I only saw the one that went after Diana. There must've been about eight other couples there. A lot of exhibitionist sex going on as you would expect. I was invited a few times by guys to sample their girls, undoubtedly because they wanted to try out mine, but apart from slapping a little ass or sticking my finger inside of their coochie, I did not go further.

We wrapped it up by about 1:30 AM, damage to La Piscina was 90 mil for the six or so beers we drank, I gave them 100 mil. I gave Diana 150 mil and was back at my hotel in 15 minutes. Diana sent me a message and asked if I was still horny and a "Nos masturbamos?" So the WhatsApp video went on and 5 minutes later I bust another nut and was asleep like a baby.[/QUOTE]What age range were the other 8 couples that were there?

[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2598209]I just spent 2 ish weeks in Medellin. I am so depressed now that I have left. Less social life, no women that remotely compare to the emotional, physical and fun energy I just shared with some ladies there. Where I live: the food isn't as fresh or with as much variety. Leaving Medellin leaves me wishing my life was different and I lived there. Its a struggle. If I had a way to support myself and create a company in Medellin--I would sell off my shit, sell my company I own now and move there tomorrow.

How can I make 40 k a year living in Medellin?? More would be nice, but 40 k is probably a very comfortable life there..[/QUOTE]Nice report which illustrates how gut wrenching it is to return to the USA after visiting Medellin for awhile, like going thru withdrawal. I'm going to have to assume that your not near retirement yet, and have a while to work before you can and our trying to figure out how you could move here. And yes, you can live like a king here on basically $ 3,333 including pussy, albeit you will need strong Spanish speaking skills.

I'm going to have to assume that whatever your business is in the US it's not something that can be done remotely, so maybe try to just figure out how to generate this type of money in the USA in something passive like real estate versus generating revenue in Colombia. I know that sounds simplistic, but generating revenue in Colombia is tricky with tax consequences. And also, assuming your not at retirement age, getting a visa to live here can be challenging as well, unless you go the investment route which can get you a one or maybe three year visa which needs to be renewed, or permanent residency depending on how much money you have to invest. And if you live here more than 183 days a year, your considered a tax resident, and will be required to file a tax return, and may owe taxes.

Your desire to live here full time is shared by many, and is doable, yet will be challenging unless your wealthy. I suggest you study up on the type's of visas's available to foreigners. Medellin Guru, albeit claimed by some to be not all that good, does have a good primer on this subject that might help you develop a strategy to get you here permanently.

[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2598209]I just spent 2 ish weeks in Medellin. I am so depressed now that I have left. Less social life, no women that remotely compare to the emotional, physical and fun energy I just shared with some ladies there. Where I live: the food isn't as fresh or with as much variety. Leaving Medellin leaves me wishing my life was different and I lived there. Its a struggle. If I had a way to support myself and create a company in Medellin--I would sell off my shit, sell my company I own now and move there tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Wow great report, sounds like you are in love with SA girl and I do not blame you. We all go for mongering, but eventually some girl will steal your heart. I visited a casa two times on my last visit to Medellin and one of the chica stole my heart and cannot stop thinking of her.

Three years ago, I met a Pakistani guy on Dominican Republic flight and he was telling me that his brother went to Medellin, returns back to USA, tells his Pakistani wife that he has found a girl in Colombia, he is divorcing her wife and she can keep house, kids, money and eventually he settled down in Medellin.

As you are thinking to wind up your business, I am thinking the same thing. Bought few properties in USA, will receive the rent, training a guy to run my business and hopefully will receive 40 K a year to live a comfortable life in Colombia. At 65, will get my SS, money from my IRA, pension from my old job, Will sell one of my house to buy something in Medellin, Santa Marta or beach front. Just want to get out of busy USA life, cold weather and enjoy warm Colombia weather, chicas or a caring Colombian wife. Only 6 hours flight from JFK and flights are inexpensive, so whenever I want to visit my Sons, friends or other family, I can.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2598320]Now understand that "I don't need to brag and I don't need to boast but I like hot syrup on my breakfast toast" (The Sugarhill Gang in Rappers Delight circa 1979).[/QUOTE]Hot butter, not hot syrup.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2598320]And no I don't think I have ever had a paisa or vennie or any Colombian chica with a bad smelling pussy, and this is hundreds maybe a thousand Colombians.[/QUOTE]This always confuses the fuck out of me. In a couple thousand chicks I can count on one hand the ones that have had a bad smell, but it seems some guys are able to encounter this on a regular basis and even back to back. Either they are thinking something normal is bad or I am thinking something bad is normal?
[QUOTE=The Tall Man;2598320]I have had a few paisas, so far 2 or 3 this year, these are chicas that I have known and seen for a few years already, and they ask me to please impregnate them so she can have a chance with a tall, white skin, blond haired with very rare colored eyed beautiful baby. This is no BS, 3 this year already and the year is not over yet.[/QUOTE]Only 3? Bro there is no shortage of chicks in any country willing to have a kid with any random guy, no matter what kind of skin or eyes he has. I talk the shit up only because I have a vasectomy and can not have kids, but I will never let them know that. One crazy broad a couple months ago even penciled some shit onto a hospital form saying she is pregnant and telling me to give up my parental rights.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2598553]This always confuses the fuck out of me. In a couple thousand chicks I can count on one hand the ones that have had a bad smell, but it seems some guys are able to encounter this on a regular basis and even back to back. Either they are thinking something normal is bad or I am thinking something bad is normal?.[/QUOTE]Perhaps in your case the smell of fish is normal, hence very few out of a couple of thousand chicks. LOL.

[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2598209]I just spent 2 ish weeks in Medellin. I am so depressed now that I have left. Less social life, no women that remotely compare to the emotional, physical and fun energy I just shared with some ladies there. Where I live: the food isn't as fresh or with as much variety. Leaving Medellin leaves me wishing my life was different and I lived there. Its a struggle. If I had a way to support myself and create a company in Medellin--I would sell off my shit, sell my company I own now and move there tomorrow.

I met a girl on Seeking a few months ago-we chatted nearly daily, video's several times a week and became very friendly. She has a regular office job, finance degree and is really cool! My 1st week in MDE we spent 6 of 7 days / nights together. It was incredible. It felt like true love and romance from a movie. We both got std tested and I can't get anyone pregnant-so we had no condoms and incredible sex. Then she got upset because I wanted too much physical time and physical energy and she wanted us to be getting to know each other at a more emotional and deeper level. My explanations of we can talk on video when I leave, but while we are together--I can't resist--fell on deaf ears. LOL..[/QUOTE]Just curious, do you speak fluent Spanish?

I slept. After 60 hours of wide awake on the pink shit. The girls are a blur. I feel good {Channels James Brown, hoowah!

I've had four bonafide brushes with death before, 2 were motorcycle related, 2 were water related, were understandable and were over with quickly. This one was slow and strange. I will spare you the gory details. The nux of the crux was that I took an accidental overdose of a pharmaceutical drug that gave me about a ten percent chance of my heart suddenly going into electrical cardiac standstill. No beats, as if you flipped a switch. Stupid, of course, shit happens especially when high as a kite and no sleep for 48 hours. Ninety percent chance nothing untoward would happen, and obviously nothing did. But when you are laying in bed staring at the ceiling with that knowledge, and stoned out of your mind, believe me my attention for everything was hyper acute.

This is where its gets funny. I am experiencing real chest pressure, not psychosomatic, which would be a precursor to the cardiac standstill. The only question is do you tip over that threshold and will your next heartbeat be your last? So of course, the Cosmic Blueberry Muffin chose that moment to play a funny and somewhat cruel joke on me. We had a brief power failure, and my TV, bathroom light and fan all cut off at the same time, naturally. Remember, I am awake and aware and focused as I can possibly get. Scarlet is asleep next to me with her head on my chest. At that moment when everything went quiet and dark, I 100% believed I had just died. Jajajjaaja. My next conscious thought was literally these exact words, "I am dead. This is not so bad. Dead is comfortable."

I don't remember exactly how long I "died", seconds, but time was expanded. Scarlet simply shifted the weight of her head on my chest and that snapped me back into reality with my next conscious thought, "I'm alive." Funnier still, I was neither anxious about being dead nor relieved upon being alive. I think that proved my epithet to be true, "If I Die Tomorrow, I Die A Happy Man" so I got that going for me.

Julie is scheduled to come over later. I have not seen her this trip. She was my biggest "Rosie" girl last time I saw her and she has already preempted this visit by telling me, "Yes, I am fat" and she won't send a foto. Jajajajaja. That's fine, I can climb that mountain. Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Keep On Keepin' On!

This just in, Scarlet is in the hospital with a "suicide attempt. " I am certain it was more of a attention seeking gesture, but of course that works, and this requires some increased attention, at least temporarily. She has novia status. I was getting ready to tell her that she is getting bumped out of the Top Three which would make her an amiga or chica, so I guess it's a good thing I did not tell her that before. For the exact reasons she is exhibiting in her behavior now. Too emotionally unstable. She has been telling me lately that I am not a good novia and Numero Dos was not good enough for her. She needs to get bumped back down in the lineup to a position where she can get paid for every encounter, and not provide "free" sex like I expect from my Top Three or novias.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2598553]Bro there is no shortage of chicks in any country willing to have a kid with any random guy, no matter what kind of skin or eyes he has. [/QUOTE]Of course, that is like winning the lotto for them. But only one of them in my group, Soft Swirl, is overt enough to say during sex, "Yes, yes, give me ninos (children)!" Jajjaajaja. And I shouldn't admit this, but she is the only chica I can remember with whom I faked my orgasm in recent years, just to get her hopes up, then pull out, show her and laugh in her face at the fake out. I am not kidding when I say I can be a real asshole and I embrace it.

[QUOTE=PhilLanderr;2598375]Wait a sec. Someone fucked this chica? She / pics for real? Because on my particular rating scale, that body is about as close to a 10 as I can imagine. Please tell me she's real, she's great in bed and she's available LOL.[/QUOTE]If you look at report #48058 by Blue Change (about halfway down), you will see he said he did. I had erroneously been giving credit to Regnom for this find as I think he's done similar-type trip downloads. It was seeing that body that prompted to get some motivation and actually book a trip back to Medellin.

Unfortunately, I have yet to get a response via WhatsApp.