Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2598691]I was happy staying with my GF in a $111 per month Strata 2 casa on the side of a mountain in San Javier. That is a little too extreme for most gringos. I just set Catgirl up in a high rise 3 BR 1 bath ground floor apartment in Aurora in a great neighborhood, for $123 per month, not including utilities and Internet.[/QUOTE]Above examples were $111 USD and $123 USD. I will try to be more consistent in the future. Remember both Colombia and the USA use the $, so if you only put the $ in front of the number and nothing else like I just did, it might get interpreted the wrong way.

Mil COP is 1000's of Colombian pesos, therefore 100 mil COP = 100.000 Colombian pesos, nothing to do with Mexican pesos. And that is not a typo, Colombians use periods instead of commas. There would be two digits after the last period if you were including centavos or cents, just like in the USA. One peso is divided into 1000 centavos. That should get your attention right away because if there is are 1000 centavos to a peso, how can there only be two digits for the centavos after the final period? That is because one centavo has an extremely low value, about one quarter of one hundredth of a penny. Therefore, out of convention cash transactions are listed to the nearest 50 centavos and you only need two digits.

There is such a thing as centavo coins but they are rarely used and I have not seen them because a centavo has such low value. Supposedly there is a 1 centavo coin which as just stated would be the equivalent of. 00026 USD or about one quarter of a hundredth of a penny. That is pretty fuckin small. The lowest coin you will probably seen in circulation is a 50 peso coin which is a tiny fraction over one penny. Cash transactions are typically rounded to the nearest 50 pesos and the 50 peso coin is generally the smallest coin in circulation. Fifty pesos or 50 COP (no mil) is 50 times the value of one centavo or. 00026 which comes out to a little more than a penny. Because of these extremely small numbers, cash transactions are rounded to the nearest 50 centavos. Finally, for example if something cost four thousand five hundred COP and 250 centavos, it would be written $4. 500.25 (you are assuming COP in this example because only periods are being used, and the fucking auto-editor on the Web site sucks and automatically puts two spaces after the period and the moderators here are inconsistent about correcting it). Clear as mud? Please, someone, anyone, cross check what I wrote. Thanks for your help.

[QUOTE=Combo;2598750]I have no doubt it could be done for much less. You could probably get by on $1,000/ month. In fact, I'm sure you could as most Colombians get by on a fraction of that. But most guys are going to want a really nice apartment (yes Probably in Poblado) and to go out to nice restaurants on a regular basis. And of course bone lots of chicks (though I'm guessing that becomes a lot less frequent if you've living there long-term).[/QUOTE]I was in medellin and lived very good under $100 a day. $20 a day for my ABNB in Laureles, $40 for meals, $20 taxis and transportation, $20 banging chic at casa. LOL.

[QUOTE=IamLookin;2598717]I suggest you get your nasal passages cleaned. There is something definitely wrong.[/QUOTE]I have a funny story to share. I was in Medellin last May and was shopping in Exito LLaureles and this girl was trying to sell me various perfumes which I could not feel or smell. They asked me to leave the store thinking that I have COVID. And I know that I do not have COVID, because I am fully vaccinated, had my PCR test done two days ago. Anyway, called up a girl from cupid and she made me an appointment with ENT, and for nasal MRI. The earliest appointment available for MRI was 2. 30 am in the Morning in downtown area. Everything was closed due to protests and things open only during non protest time. Took two days for MRI report, went back to ENT and he found sinus Inflammation. Prescribed me antibiotics and nasal spray and in few days my nasal sense came back. ENT was 150 K and MRI was 500 K, not bad. Very impressed with ENT office, professional, knowledgeable and clean.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2598723]I am not speaking from actual experience, only from research and paid advice from [URL]Expats.com[/URL].There is a timeline, I think it's five years before you can apply for residency, but at this point I don't know what I am talking about, someone else can chime in on that. Hopefully this helped.[/QUOTE]Your correct in that you don't know what your talking about. You supposedly may be able to qualify to become a citizen after residing in Colombia for five years, albeit if your under 65 you will have to take I believe a written and verbal test.

[QUOTE=Rainman306;2596887]I agree 10's are rare and even 9's too, when you get down to 7's that starts to become fairly common. Here is my scale of 1-10 from 5 up:

5 - Completely average looking, not ugly or attractive, no impressive tits or ass, etc.

6 - Slightly cute on average, to some maybe average to others maybe attractive, might have better than average tits or ass.

7 - The general attractive person, may still look average compared next to a model type, more than likely nice tits or ass, if lacking curves then stronger in face.

7. 5 - This starts getting toward the attractive people who are more fit, well groomed, nicer body tone, getting towards more really nice tits or ass.

8 - This is a bona fide all around good looking person, in top shape, probably with a really desirable ass and / or fits.

9 - This is the level of good looks where becoming a model or actor happens, great hits and ass, good height, all features sound.

10 - the best of the 9's, perfect shape, perfect height, 6-2 to 6-4 for men, 5-7 to 5-9 for women, great tits, ass, lips.[/QUOTE]If we like a girl. For us she is 10. No matter how she is. If she make feel us like a king, no matter if she is 7, 8, 9 or 10. Our satisfaction is the more hight valuation. 11.

[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2598811]Love reading your reports Osteoknot, you're a legend but they also make me happy my drug taking days are behind me jaja.

You're definitely living the life though, respect.[/QUOTE]Not sure if everyone would agree he's living the life you or others might want to live, and I doubt anyone would want to live the life I live here, but maybe!

Any news about apoteosis club? Still open?

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2598951]Your correct in that you don't know what your talking about. You supposedly may be able to qualify to become a citizen after residing in Colombia for five years, albeit if your under 65 you will have to take I believe a written and verbal test.[/QUOTE]And in order to reside for five years, I believe you need an Immigration and not a Tourist visa. But hey, I am not about being right, I am about the truth, so I love being challenged, keep it coming.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2598723]There is a timeline, I think it's five years before you can apply for residency.[/QUOTE]Mainly, I thought the guy was asking about how much "wealth" you needed for an Immigration visa, and think I answered that as a balance in a bank account that shows ten times the monthly minimum wage of a Colombian, for ten to twelve months. That is my plan. Since I have not actually filled out the visa application yet, I don't what the real world results will be.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2598863]Finally, for example if something cost four thousand five hundred COP and 250 centavos, it would be written $4. 500.25 (you are assuming COP in this example because only periods are being used, and the fucking auto-editor on the Web site sucks and automatically puts two spaces after the period and the moderators here are inconsistent about correcting it). [/QUOTE]You can correct it yourself. After posting your message, go to "Edit Post" and make any changes you want. The auto-editor doesn't change your edits. Here is your number edited $4.500.25.

Is when I expect some more of my haters start to express themselves with comments like, "Stop the drivel, no one cares, your obsessed with yourself, find another place to peddle your wares. " You get the gist. I can feel it.

I accept those as valid criticisms and certainly anyone's allowed opinion. But if you feel that way, my suggestion is that you add me to your Ignore List. I know my audience, they are not the frequent posters here. I have mucho respect for those guys but they have found their way already. My audience is silent. I won't evoke the Nixon era "silent majority" but I am close to it. I know you are out there and we are in this together. Keep On Keepin' On!

Random foto from last night. Super chill and tripendicular overnight with Rosie. I will try to post later if I can keep up. I am breaking one of my cardinal rules and letting her come back two nights in a row, because she has to make rent by tomorrow, and I successfully low-balled her a little. We'll see what happens.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2598863]Above examples were $111 USD and $123 USD. I will try to be more consistent in the future. Remember both Colombia and the USA use the $, so if you only put the $ in front of the number and nothing else like I just did, it might get interpreted the wrong way.

Mil COP is 1000's of Colombian pesos, therefore 100 mil COP = 100.000 Colombian pesos, nothing to do with Mexican pesos. And that is not a typo, Colombians use periods instead of commas. There would be two digits after the last period if you were including centavos or cents, just like in the USA. One peso is divided into 1000 centavos. That should get your attention right away because if there is are 1000 centavos to a peso, how can there only be two digits for the centavos after the final period? That is because one centavo has an extremely low value, about one quarter of one hundredth of a penny. Therefore, out of convention cash transactions are listed to the nearest 50 centavos and you only need two digits.

There is such a thing as centavo coins but they are rarely used and I have not seen them because a centavo has such low value. Supposedly there is a 1 centavo coin which as just stated would be the equivalent of. 00026 USD or about one quarter of a hundredth of a penny.[/QUOTE]I believe you added an extra 0 to your number by accident, 1 peso = 100 centavos not 1000.

[QUOTE=JC9999;2597990]Was having trouble posting this with the original message, so I just removed it entirely.

I don't have premium yet, so I can't PM. My bad.

The chica I was referring to is this one. I believe you are the one who wrote about her. The third and fourth pics stir me up. Not sure I have seen her name anywhere.

[URL]https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/tetas-deliciosas-naturales-jovencita-recien-estrenada/20510073/[/URL]

I ended up seeing another mil eroticas chica named Ericka. Was on Cra 80 b. Said she was 36, looked every bit that age, but in a good way. She was as fit as could be and gave a good performance. Plus, for the equivalent of $8, took a big facial like a champ. Which will win me over every time.

BTW, I was perplexed by what the hell a regnom was, but I figured it out today. Maybe others have as well, and I was just slow to the finish line. Many thanks for your postings![/QUOTE]Jajaja well eventually is better than never. And was Ericka a prepago online? Would be curious to see her profile and if she looked her age in the photos. I've got nothing against those older ladies, sometimes I prefer women a little more experience.

I did want to clarify that I actually have not seen this girl:

[URL]https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/tetas-deliciosas-naturales-jovencita-recien-estrenada/20510073/[/URL]

For those asking I believe she was mentioned in this original report by blue change:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?583-Medellin-Reports&p=2587331&highlight=reviews[/URL]#post2587331.

She's too skinny for me.

Hope that helps.

3 K.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2598574]Perhaps in your case the smell of fish is normal, hence very few out of a couple of thousand chicks. LOL.[/QUOTE]I've encountered that fishy smell in Asia, more than anywhere else in the world. I haven't encountered it in Germany FKK clubs and I've sampled 100+. In Latin America, I've encountered it maybe 5% of the time. That fishy smell can make me go limp quick.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2598680]Shiiii-iii-it man! It does not cost me $5000 to live in the States. When I did have a mortgage, it was only $630. As I have said before, a buddy of mine pays $250/month for a 3BR 2BA apartment in Medellin. Even if he was on drugs, I don't think he could go through another $1200 each week.[/QUOTE]Jeez. I live in the Bay Area (California), where a 1950's shitty 1 br apartment goes for $2500/ month in rent. Granted, pay is multiples above the national avg as I work in tech.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2598715]I did not downplay anything. I merely stated how strange it was that me and another poster state that we never experience this while you and another poster are saying that it is common for chicks that you have been with to have a smell. I need to get you guys to choose some lottery numbers for me if you are having this experience that often because I simply have not. And to top it off, I get most of my hookers from the street where everybody swears they are less clean and going through way more guys. You guys just have a knack for choosing stink pussy chicks whereas I am obviously no good at it.[/QUOTE]Do you DATY?