Warsaw

Hi everyone.

I will be travelling to Poland this month end. Would like to know about the casual and pick up scenes, strip clubs.

Few sites were also mentioning about swingers club. However unable to make out the authenticity of some escort sites.

Please guide.

[QUOTE=CrazyBooz88;2366502]Hi everyone.

I will be travelling to Poland this month end. Would like to know about the casual and pick up scenes, strip clubs.

Few sites were also mentioning about swingers club. However unable to make out the authenticity of some escort sites.

Please guide.[/QUOTE]I recently wrote my take on the strip clubs here:

[QUOTE=Ikar0;2360057]I'd first break the Warsaw strip clubs into two broad categories: the strip clubs on the level and the scam clubs.[/QUOTE]Quoted my post since it doesn't parse the link after the hash.

I don't know about swinger clubs, and there's no shortage of music clubs in Warsaw.

As for escort sites, generally just use Odloty in Warsaw, and Roksa in almost every other city in Poland. Both sites equally full of scams a well as the real deal. At least check the phone number and try to find some local opinions here or elsewhere before potentially wasting your time and money. Normal price is about 200 - 300 zl per hour, 400 max. Extras like +100 zl are usually only for things like anal. More and you're just paying a premium for branding.

[URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/paula-porn-star/223713.html[/URL]

300 zl / h, but my visit lasted only about 40 minutes before I was out the door. It might last longer for you if you take your first shot during oral when she mentions it near the beginning of the meeting. I think you should be able to easily make an appointment in English or use SMS.

A lot of makeup on the face, pink lips, inflated but not too much. Tall, thin and leggy, nice T&A. She wore heels, stockings and erotic red lingerie. While you'll probably only find her filmography consisting of a few second videos on Odloty, she's the type I could see making it in some euro porn schlock.

BBBJ kneeling down or in other positions if you ask, but she's a little fussy and does it without much pizzazz. Sex is somewhat the same unfortunately, and she's a bit of a log in bed. Although at least she does rub her breasts and keeps eye contact the whole time.

If nothing else, the view is bucket-list worthy.

She speaks some English, but isn't comfortable speaking it all in person. So I'm actually not totally sure now if I spoke with her or somebody else on the phone. I mostly spoke in Polish right up until near the end when she switched to English herself, fluently enough, but then we went back to Polish.

So, if you are looking for a quick stress release, Veronika near Central Station is close-by enough that you can have a quick fuck and board your train in time.

Not expensive, and not terrible either. Worth checking out if you are in the area and need a quick fix.

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200 zl / h, BBBJ and sex. She wants a surprise charge of +50 zl for CIM, well good luck with that. She can speak English, but during the meeting broke into Polish quite often. But I could understand her more or less, so no problem there.

Not her photos at all, but this is the ad I used: [URL]https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/zoliborz/kitty-priv/224071.html[/URL].

I don't know if she has her own announcement anywhere. There were some weak candidates in the neighborhood on Odloty. It's at a rental apartment for the day on Burakowska behind Arkadia. You have to expect some level of deceit here from what I quickly gathered from local opinions, but those were for higher prices and no idea if there's some agency here or what.

So of course somebody else entirely opens the door, but it's a small sexy blond with fake tits in a bikini and high heels. Face is average-to-pretty. So what the hell, I'll stay and give it a shot, or two. I'm hustled into the bedroom to pay up in advance. It's somewhat dark except for a red light from above, but not too dark. Brothel-esque. I take a shower and I hear another girl greet the next punter at the door.

One quirk is she uses Kleenexes for everything, probably goes through a box a day. She blesses my dick with one before the action proper. So anyway, she asks how we'll start, I guess rhetorically.

I unhook her bra and feel a handful of packed silicone. Bless the surgeon. Firm ass to boot. BBBJ with her kneeling by the bed. She knows her way around, although that way is mostly only straight up and down. Lip and tongue support, a cushion like I haven't felt in a long time, silky blonde hair but the eyebrows don't match. Deep but not deep throat, and she doesn't go into the forest. We move to the bed and continue on. I confirm at this point whether two goes are possible and strap her into the 69 position.

CIM like in the ad, but here's the catch. She immediately stops and spits, claiming CIM costs 50 zl more. Really, like really, this is Warsaw right? Long spiel in Polish about how not for that price. I was thinking no way just for that, and isn't it a little late to expect to collect now? Anyway, nothing came of it and she proposed I hop in the shower and get ready for round two.

I'm back and she sucks life back into me at lightning speed. We start with missionary, she's moaning and it feels good. But doggy style requires another jolt from the lips, since it was brought back to life all too soon. But back at doggy soon enough and this time it's a success. But damn is she tight, you can feel it even inside of her. I ask for more gel just to be on the safe side. I try cowgirl with her, but she leans forward and is way too short, so it keeps popping out. So back to doggy, and get it done. I see the clock, 40 minutes with hardly any downtime. Not too shabby.

[U]And as tradition around these here parts, the numbers:[/U]

[B]Arrangement:[/B] 10/10 - No problem on two phone calls. I can't complain about the meeting itself.

[B]Place:[/B] 7/10 - There's another WG here. The atmosphere is like a cheap brothel, but OK. Maybe they ought to hang up a price list though.

[B]WG:[/B] 7.5/10 - Short blonde, fake tits, firm ass. Face pretty-to-average. Age might be true. She's not a sex bomb, but sexy. There are creams in Russian or Ukrainian in the bathroom. She says she's Polish, but I didn't ask about her friend. Don't know, don't care.

[B]BBBJ:[/B] 10/10 - She knows how to work a dick like nobody's business, so I'll overlook that BS about CIM.

[B]Sex:[/B] 7/10 - She moans, she's tight, it's all good.

[QUOTE=Ikar0;2367123]I recently wrote my take on the strip clubs here:

Quoted my post since it doesn't parse the link after the hash.

I don't know about swinger clubs, and there's no shortage of music clubs in Warsaw.

As for escort sites, generally just use Odloty in Warsaw, and Roksa in almost every other city in Poland. Both sites equally full of scams a well as the real deal. At least check the phone number and try to find some local opinions here or elsewhere before potentially wasting your time and money. Normal price is about 200 - 300 zl per hour, 400 max. Extras like +100 zl are usually only for things like anal. More and you're just paying a premium for branding.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

[QUOTE=Ikar0;2367123]I recently wrote my take on the strip clubs here:

Quoted my post since it doesn't parse the link after the hash.

I don't know about swinger clubs, and there's no shortage of music clubs in Warsaw.

As for escort sites, generally just use Odloty in Warsaw, and Roksa in almost every other city in Poland. Both sites equally full of scams a well as the real deal. At least check the phone number and try to find some local opinions here or elsewhere before potentially wasting your time and money. Normal price is about 200 - 300 zl per hour, 400 max. Extras like +100 zl are usually only for things like anal. More and you're just paying a premium for branding.[/QUOTE]Agreed with the views. Poland in my personal opinion is one the worst mongering location in Europe. It's double the effort and half the pleasure.

Hi guys,

Planning to trip to Warsaw with 4 of my guy friends for partying and mongering. Good I read this forum. It kinda looks dry? Is that true? Any other cities / countries you can recommend. Kiev, Baku, tel Aviv?

We are basically looking for chilling during the day (some adventure activities, nice lunches) and then partying at night. Then hopefully getting some girls back to our apartment (paid of course) 3-4 of them and then having a small party and banging. Good strip clubs but would be a bonus. We have to finalize in the next week. Your contributions will be vb very helpful. Cheers guys thanks.

I wouldn't recommend Poland for mongering.

Partying. All good. You can meet local girls, especially students from the university, who are dying to meet some foreign guys as there are not so many in Poland. Once or twice in Warsaw and Gdansk, I had girls come up to me and offer to buy me drinks.

On the other hand, for "pay 2 play" services, PL is absolutely atrocious.

I would highly recommend instead going to Germany. Just about any city, really. For maximum fun, partying, and general good atmosphere I'd recommend Hamburg or Berlin. Prostitution is legal there, and less expensive than in Poland. And usually better quality, and less chances of getting robbed or scammed.

I've heard that Denmark is also good in that regard, but I've never been.

[QUOTE=DrGut;2368370]Hi guys,

Planning to trip to Warsaw with 4 of my guy friends for partying and mongering. Good I read this forum. It kinda looks dry? Is that true? Any other cities / countries you can recommend. Kiev, Baku, tel Aviv?

We are basically looking for chilling during the day (some adventure activities, nice lunches) and then partying at night. Then hopefully getting some girls back to our apartment (paid of course) 3-4 of them and then having a small party and banging. Good strip clubs but would be a bonus. We have to finalize in the next week. Your contributions will be vb very helpful. Cheers guys thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrGut;2368370]Hi guys,

Planning to trip to Warsaw with 4 of my guy friends for partying and mongering. Good I read this forum. It kinda looks dry? Is that true? Any other cities / countries you can recommend. Kiev, Baku, tel Aviv?

We are basically looking for chilling during the day (some adventure activities, nice lunches) and then partying at night. Then hopefully getting some girls back to our apartment (paid of course) 3-4 of them and then having a small party and banging. Good strip clubs but would be a bonus. We have to finalize in the next week. Your contributions will be vb very helpful. Cheers guys thanks.[/QUOTE]I don't know about those countries, but there are always the obvious candidates like Germany, Czechia, or maybe Hungary. If nothing else, Warsaw has some decent enough strip clubs, but I suppose it could always depend on your expectations. I wrote about them a little just a few posts back.

Your hotel plans might be tricky, but that's not to say impossible. I'm sure it happens, but I imagine most WGs here on out call aren't looking to be in a party environment. At least it's not rare to see mention that they won't serve people under the influence. And for good reason. Plus the chances of bait and switch with an unproven provider isn't exactly zero here.

Then there are dodgy brothels, but I can't personally recommend them and feel like they'd be a miserable shared party experience.

Welcome to Warsaw. It's not that bad, but I wouldn't say it's easy for short-timers.

Hi guys!

It is going to be my first time in Warsaw, and I am so excited!

Let me know if any of you in here are able and want to meat up in Warsaw for some fun or just a beer or two.

I'm staying there from the 17th to the 21st of September!

I'm a European male 26 years old!

So I went to this announcement on a lark: [URL]https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/centrum/fajna-dupeczka/215955.html[/URL].

And it's the brothel-esque apartment again. This time not so lucky. Two bedrooms, two red brothel lights from the ceiling. I wonder if it comes standard at this apartment for the day or whether they do it themselves. It's dark in the hall, but the lady herself has nothing to do with the photos. A bit tall in heels, on the skinny side, her face too. Big tits in a bikini in stark contrast to this. Her hair is maybe bright and dyed in some way. It's hard to put a finger on her age.

She ushers me into the bedroom and starts the formalities. It's still dark, just dark red now. Maybe it's a trick of the light, I don't think so, but her teeth don't look so great. She's a nice girl, but she's really not my type. I ask about the ad and she tells me that the girl from the photo is busy. Well, of course she is. So that's it for me and I leave. The lady herself seems to answer the phone. She had the same kind of lilting singsong voice.

Pictures 4 and 5 of 9 here: [URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/centrum/studio-selavip/191561.html[/URL].

A cute young blonde, full face, not particularly short despite what the photos might suggest. She opens the door in a red uniform wrapped around her figure. Visibly relieved that I can butcher Polish.

Massage on the table, topless in red lingerie. She works the legs, kneading them up and down. She asks if stronger, sure. She obviously has some experience. Then the back and neck, the soles and palms. Half way through she asks about the ending, OWO is an extra 50 zl as per usual. The flip and she's working the legs some more. Slim, cute behind, two perky naturals. It doesn't take long and she's already starting on the blowjob. There's a lot of hand at first, but without is no problem, just have to ask. But hey, maybe she took it too literally. She stopped and waited right as I was crossing the point of no return.

So that could have been better, but at least it wasn't the finale. So I mop up and we continue the massage around my legs and torso for a good long while. All in all, a decent massage with a cute girl. Just a few things that could have been better, such as incorporating more erotic elements. That and the BJ skills could use some practice. I guess I'll volunteer.

So I went on another minesweeper mission, and I hit up this announcement:

[URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/centrum/victorja/213072.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.roksa.pl/en/advertisements/show/592206[/URL]

Maybe not the best bang for your buck service-wise, but if the photos are true, then maybe fair enough. I'll save you the surprise if you didn't see the title. They're not. No idea if they speak English, but all the better if they don't. The voice sounded nice enough over the phone at least.

On Sliska near Zlote Terasy. I ask for the address by SMS to make sure and they give it. Local opinions didn't really tell me a lot, but it wasn't too hopeful. Once I'm there I have to wait another five minutes. Hmm, maybe not the best building. There's a hostel on one side, some apartments on the other, and shops and such for the rest. It's a safe enough part of town, just a microcosm of decrepitude around this building here. Some homeless guy by the Zabka wants something from me, while his buddy sleeps passed out on a stacked mattress. There's a big puddle of who knows what exactly. But the smell is enough anyway.

So I do get a call back after about five minutes to confirm I'm still here. Maybe a different voice, older. I don't know why, but I am. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going into some crack den, but just downtown Warsaw. Not everywhere has a gated community. I'd say a so-called PRL era building.

Anyway, so I go up the elevator and then knock on the door. It opens and the lady isn't even hiding behind it as per usual. That's a change. There's enough light from the hallway, and I can see it's some lady in maybe some kind of dress or nightgown. But what really registers is that she's in no way shape or form the lady from the photos. I'd add ten years to the declared 26, face is a definite no. She's not particularly fat, but has an obvious paunch.

I don't see much of the interior. Smells faintly like cigarettes though. There's some music playing, and it's rather dark, just some purple light or some weird color somewhere. I confirm that she's actually asking for 300 PLN. Just being a bit incredulous. She is, so I say sorry and leave. If I had to name a price, I'd say the budget 150 PLN range at most, but it's not for me. She's doesn't seem too happy, but what can you expect.

So I go with my backup plan, which turns out to be interesting. I'll follow that up in the next report.

So after the previous bust, I thought I'd check this one out: [URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/karinka-best-oral/224906.html[/URL].

[B]The setup.[/B]

I call up later in the evening, make an appointment no problem, and ask them to send me the address by SMS. They give me the full details right away. It's on Zytnia. Local opinions led me to expect it to actually be on Grojecka or even somewhere else. Not a great start. It's late, this is probably some brothel, and I'll get another bait and switch. But I was determined to find out. For sure I spoke to a receptionist, as I'll explain in a bit. I don't know if they actually speak English, but the lady of the hour herself can speak some. But it's better if you know Polish or of course Russian.

[B]The place.[/B]

So I get there with plenty of time to spare, which is just as well. It's a big apartment village and I wander about trying to find which entrance it is in the semi-darkness. Turns out it's not as far as I thought. There are people moving furniture in or out at this entrance, kind of blocking the intercom. But the door's wide open. I feel it's a bit indiscreet, so I just phone and say I'm here and ask if it's a good time. Apparently?

The elevator's a bit weird. I guess and go to the wrong floor. I want to go one higher, but now the door just keeps opening even though any sensors it might have shouldn't be getting triggered. So I go up the stairs and I'm there. I knock and no answer. I knock again, and I think I hear "ide!" in Polish or rather "I'm coming!" but nobody does. It was hard to hear anyway. I had a moment of foolishness and for some reason thought they were maybe inviting me in. I wait a while, then check the door handle. The door opens a crack. I greet an empty hallway inside, lots of light. I can see a bedroom from here with some clothing store bags on a bed, but that's about it. Reason quickly takes over and I close the door. I ring again.

This time somebody opens the door after maybe a minute. She's wearing a towel wrapped around her body, just her shoulders visible. But she can't be hiding much under there. Apparently she was still taking a shower. So besides the voice, I can't see how I was talking to her on the phone just before.

I try to confirm the scope of services, since I already read a local opinion about surcharges about things like OWO vs CBJ. Seems to check out more or less, but the ad I'm using is half the price of what I read. Go figure. I didn't ask then and there about the other smorgasbord of ticked boxes like anal. It remains a mystery for now, but maybe next time.

The bathroom's OK. There are two stacks of clean towels, lots of mouthwash bottles, soaps, gels and other liquids. There's a bathtub and a separate shower cabinet. Which is just as well, as the tub seems to be backed up with some dirty water. The shower's also OK, but I just try to avoid some large random cleaning sponge up on the shelf when picking out the gels.

I get back to the room and she's there. It's a bit small, bright, and there's a big enough bed with white sheets. Music from her cell phone. There's a wardrobe with a big mirror on the door. It has all the amenities I could ask for.

[B]The action.[/B]

I'd say she's a good match for the photos from the ad I used, even though they're not even "verified". As if that really means anything. But the impression is somewhat different live, actually for the better in some ways.

What catches me is a truly angelic face with silky blonde hair. Beautiful smile, nice makeup. Dyed hair, but it kind of looks gold spun nonetheless. However, there are some slightly visible marks on the rest of her body that make her look like she's seen better days. It gives one to pause. But the face wins me over. I won't get too detailed to avoid any identifying special marks. Just suffice it to say there are some fucked up clients in this world. I really hope not from Warsaw. Or let me put it another way: it shouldn't impact your enjoyment, but it should have an impact on your sense of moral rectitude. At the very least, she's quite a positive, pleasant girl, and it seems like it's in the past for her.

So anyway, she's still wearing the towel, and beckons me to the bed. But first I get her to remove the towel. The breasts are small and sag a little, so just as well that they're small. I can believe the declared age of 29, but the face could fool me and say 19. She seems a little self-conscious, but I quickly put it to rest. I bring her closer in a light embrace. It's difficult as she's rather short but I notice her jacked up stilettos by the door. I ask her to wear them. She slips them on sexily, propped again the wall, then comes back. Now quite the opposite, tall, leggy-looking and sleek. That much more a confident sex bomb in her own way. She keeps them on for the rest of the visit.

So we start with the blowjob, her kneeling by the bed. I ask and I think she wants 100 PLN extra for OWO. I know it's distasteful to haggle about the price, but you shouldn't let yourself be taken advantage of. I can't help but mention the usual cost is 50 PLN if anything at all. Nope, it's 100 PLN here. Well, so I let her slip the rubber on. She's pretty good at oral anyway though. She gives it all she's got, maybe a bit too much at times. I have to ask her to slow down a little, since I'm not so sure about the teeth catching but it's all good. She even goes deep but without going all the way. She's a little fussy about touching her hair or head, but hard to say where she draws the line exactly.

Tempted by this angelic face, I get to thinking I can't let this opportunity go. I ask her if I pay the 100 PLN then where can I finish. The ad has all the boxes checked so I list some of the possibilities. No dice, apparently just her body. But this is new, also on her "dupka". Her petite behind as it were. It's a shame Odloty doesn't have a separate check box in itself just for that. I'm not sure if I could have done so anyway without paying the surcharge, but what the hell, so I fork it over. She's topless in black panties, now kneeling in front of the wardrobe mirror. It actually looks like she's sitting on the back of her heels, squishing her small behind. It's a real turn on somehow.

So I have to ask and learn I only get one shot. Heresy! But I make do and suggest sex before I blow my chance, among other things. So we start with doggy and I still have to cool off for a few minutes, so just light action at first, but it gets heavier as time goes on. A sexy view, but I want to see that face again. I get her to flip over, legs spread wide and sexy. She's grinding and rolling her eyes back a bit, getting into it. Massaging my thighs and thrusting upwards herself. Great sex. The only annoyance is I soon hear that time is running out. I think her friend might have knocked on the door gently. I wasn't paying too much attention, as her friend was bouncing about earlier.

So I go back to doggy and remind her about finishing on the "dupka". It's still a go. I pat her gently on the left cheek and thigh to confirm the landing zone. I give it a few thrusts then pull the rubber off with an unintended snap. A quick but careful aim up and across the stern, and she's patient while I finish christening her behind. I try not to waste too much of it on the bed sheets and rub it in a little. Once I'm done she carefully reaches around and wipes off the mess with a towel. I'm pushing this angel thing too far, but heavenly.

I hit the shower again and then it's a pleasant goodbye. She's cheerful and smiling, and I can't help but even like the way she cutely rolls her eyes at the same time. It's somehow spontaneous and charming.

The only thing I notice is it's been around 40 minutes or so in total. My lucky number. So there's a major time cut, sex could have been longer, but I feel like I did what I came to do. A decent enough option for 200 PLN even without paying for extras.

[B]Afterthoughts[/B]

I realized afterwards that they actually texted me back from another number which leads to these ads. It's quite possible the first one's photos are hers too. But there's a bit of retouch going on for sure to make the color of everything look smoother. The second is of some other girl with black hair, which I suppose you could run into instead. Some friend came through the front door soon after me, her "kolezanka" as I was told, or girl colleague specifically. And I later caught a glance of her in a mirror. Also petite. I noticed there are at least three rooms and a bathroom, but that's all I know.

[URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/justynka-ostra-malinka/224905.html[/URL]

[URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/iwcia-oliwcia-h-o-t/224903.html[/URL]

This ad looks like a match too:

[URL]https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/maja-ciebie-pragnie/224907.html[/URL]