Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=Bang Splat]I'll be in Phuket next week, and I was wondering if anyone could recommend a couple of MP's in Patong, Karon, or Kata. I'm looking for "extra services", of course, as well as a place that offers good soapy's.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

BS: I really think there is only one "soapy" around Patong--at least that's my expenience. It's Chrisine's (sp) and any tuk-tuk driver will be glad to take you there. I haven't actually used there services for a couple of years, but I did take a "newbie" there last week. Bt 1800, 2200 & 2500 for 75 minutes.
There were several in the fishbowl that looked very nice to me.

BTW, for a great bar and music, try Tai Pan, essentially straight ahead at the end of Soi Bangla--gowing away from the beach. For Patong, it was a very good band, nice atmosphere, plenty of TGs. It turns into a disco about 11PM and everything in Patong is closing at 1AM or 1:30 these days.

I'm heading out to Thailand in a couple of weeks. Will be spending some time in Phuket. Are there any good hotels along Karon Beach that are girl friendly? If so, what are they and what's the best way to find the cheapest rates?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

L

I flex in from Patong, on the 1780 Bhat bangkok air web special. Took a 150 Bhat minivan from the airport, which of course stopped at a tour place to "check our tickets". I told everyone to get back on the bus ASAP, but one sucker wasted all our time booking hotels. With all the hassle dropping everyone off at their hotels, this took long enough to make a cab maybe worthwhile next time. Wandered around town to check out different hotels, and ended up staying at: [url]http://www.phuketdir.com/tterrace/[/url] which has very good rates, is new, and generally very clean and functional. And it's a 5-10 minute walk from Bangla Road, the heart of the scene. I'd recommend it... when I brought home a gal to my room they checked her ID and didn't mention any extra charges. I have a padlock and cable, which sufficed to lock the handles together of the wardrobe in my room that has my valuables. One idea I've come up with for storing valuables is simply to put them in heavy luggage on the top shelf of the closet. The gals are so short and small that even with a chair they probably couldn't get it down themselves.

First night I checked out a few bars, and ended up hanging with a good looking BG who it turned out was actually from Laos not Thailand. Spent 700B on drinks which was kind of amazing for just a few rounds... her drinks of course were about twice what mine cost.

I'm new to the BG scene, and I found that it's best to be proactive, looking around for the gals that are interesting to you, even if they aren't necessarily pulling you into their place. This gal that I ended up with was sitting looking off into a corner and actually seemed surprised when I approached her, pushing my way through the other BGs.

But she very quickly warmed up and was all over me soon, very friendly and spoke enough english that I could have a decent conversation. Amazing body. We played bar games (connect 4 is quite popular) and sat together while she danced and stared into my eyes with a smile.

I said I'd like to take her home, and she said that'll be 2000 bhat. I probably should have negotiated down, but she was so friendly and hot that I agreed. In bed she was quite a tiger, gyrating and generally seeming to seek my cock with her pussy. I had to push her away a few times before I had the condom on, which is kinda scary but at least felt warm. She really seemed to want it.

After the first time she tried several times for a second, but that was not to be that night. In the morning she seemed a bit tired but still quite graciously initiated another round. We had the talk about how long she would stay with me, and I said I'm not sure, but paid her 2200 Bhat (200 tip) for that day. She said she had to go deal with a roomate who got locked out of her place, but that I could find her in the same bar tonight if I wanted.

That night I was walking past the her place (Soi Lion I think) and heard running behind me. She had seen me and ran up to say hi. Which is amazing because her bar is the one all the way at the end of the Soi so she must have had X ray vision. I hung out with her a bit more, but then went on. Didn't really feel like doing much that evening (Dive class in the morning), so just went to sleep.

Next day, went to Christin Massage, a soapy that happens to be located across the street from my hotel. The girls there aren't quite as good looking as you can find in the bars, and often wear way too much makeup. They have three sections, the left is the 1800 bhat, middle 2500, and right 2200. I think when I had dropped by earlier in the day the rates were lower by a few hundred. I spent a few minutes walking by. Every girl waves and smiles when you look at them, but there was one girl with great eyes in the middle section with a friendly smile even when I wasn't looking at her. She was attractive, although not overly so, perhaps a 7.

Told mamasan who I wanted, and she was waiting near the cash window, where I paid the 2500. For some reason it took several minutes to process the transaction (perhaps cleaning the room?) and I was getting leary, but then the gal led me to a room.

I'd only experienced a "soapy" once in Washington DC at an underground brothel, and that was some of the most enthusiastic providing I've experienced. This experience was similar. It was very laid back and unrushed, while she set the air mattress down and soaped it up, then led me over and moved her hands and body over me in amazingly tingly ways. Then on to a big oval bath where we slipped around a little more and she made sure we were both very clean. And finally over to the bed where she provided enthusuastic service. I was happy to see that she used the condom I provided, although she tried open mouth kissing, I just kept my mouth shut and enjoyed. After it was over she stared into my beautiful eyes and generally just enjoyed the glow sitting with me :-) About 10 minutes later I was ready to go and she was checking out the possibilities for a second time. She asked for a tip and I gave her 300 bhat. She acknowledged it in a neutral way... I'm not sure what appropriate tip is.

Anyway, the service was very highly rated. The only problem is there just aren't really good looking girls here at Christin Massage.

This was a Friday night, and I was surprised at how little action there was at 8pm in the bars... it must be a late night scene here, because there were hardly any girls or customers in the bars.

BTW I also checked out that place where the gals pull stuff out of their pussy... can't remember the name, might have been Seadragon or RockHard. Ping pong balls, needles, razors, smoking lit cigarettes, blowing whistles. It was impressive but not at all sexy. One of the gogo girls was cute and I sat with her while she tried hard to convince me to go up to a room with her for 2300 (300 barfine, 500 room, 1500 for her). But that wasn't the right time for me so I bailed.

First time in Phuket - arriving from Djakarta... NOT first time in LOS. Showing a buddy the country:

Looking to find a "no hand" bar in Patong, and a massage place that do the full works, like Darling in BKK.

Any suggestions?

Thanks!

Elwoody

Anybody knows valhalla-phuket.net?

Some guys there?

Its funny there?

Thanks for information!

Thanks

Sky Dumont

Planning a 3 nights' trip in March to thailand. sun, sea and girls.

Which of the 3 places are the best value for a holiday?

Are katoeys particularly more in certain towns/cities?

I'm sorry I don't have too much time to write right now, but after reading just a few posts I feel the need to say something.

1) as mentioned by others, don't book your hotel from the mini bus company, and tell all of the other passengers about the scam after the bus takes off from the airport

2) No one should be paying more than $1000 for long-term unless they are really old, really fat, or fucking ugly. Exception to this rule is at Rock hard or some of the go gos, which ask for $1500+. Don't be an sucker, ALWAYS negotiate your price. If she likes you, or if you just ask, you can easily get the normal price. Would buy a DVD on the street if the guy asked you for $250 without negotiating? So why do it with the girls. (BTW DVDS are always 100bt or less if buying a lot)

3) Don't buy more than one lady drink for any single girl, unless you just want to throw your money away. If you're out mongering, the money you save on drinks can be more well spent of pussy. NTM if you are sitting there buying a lot of drinks, they're going to try to take advantage of you more because they will think you have a lot of money to spend, and they will help you do it. BTW, most bars give the girls half of the price of the drink, so again, why not just pay the money to the girl directly? Also, there is no rule that says that you have to buy a drink for anyone, including yourself, at least not right away. Many bars have "greeter girls" who are the best looking ones, or ones with BFs, who will grab you and sit you down and try to get you to order a drink ASAP plus one for themselves. My advice, sit down and talk with the girls for at least 2 minutes. If there is one you are interested in, and she is willing to talk with you before you buy her a drink, then buy her one and one for yourself. Then get to know her more. If you are looking to just go out and party with the girls before taking one home later in the evening, then you should just buy yourself an entire bottle of whisky (and most bars will give you the mixer for free, coke/water/etc) then you can hand out drinks to who ever you want, plus you know that you are actually buying drinks, and not just watered down something.

4) MP's in Phuket are terrible service, or way over priced. Unless you're with your wife and need to use the "massage" as an excuse to get laid you should avoid them all. I say this because you will get a lot more for your money by hooking up with a BG. You can hook up with a BG at any time of day, anywhere. Just be cool when you aproach the girl on the street. You should be able to tell who is a player and who isn't by their clothes, etc. Christin's MP is a total rip off and should be avoided at all costs. It's huge, yes, but as mentioned earlier 1800-3000 for an hour and 15 min. is a total rip off. The girls there have really bad attitudes, very mechanical, many take drugs, most will only want to fuck once and waste a lot of time to make sure that happens, and ALL of them without any doubt will try to hit you up for a tip no matter how bad their services are. (BTW, 1800 gets you a fat, ugly, 40 year old, and 3000 only gets you a average looking 25 year old) Only 2 years ago it was full of better looking girls, and younger, and the price was only 1500 for 90 min. This place is run by the Thai-Chinese Mofia and now most of the better looking girls stay in BKK

5) Tiger Disco and Tai Pan is where all of the flreelancers are, plus most of the BGs go there after 12am where they can be picked up w/o a bar fine. If you do pick a girl latter in the night, again, again, again, never ever pay more than 1000 all night.

6) Tipping isn't a Thai custom and isn't expected. However, ALL girls know to ask Farang for a tip because most guys will give them one just for asking. If your girl doesn't do everything that you want or you are not 100% satisfied, then don't tip her. If you give her what you agree upon, she will be happy and won't cause any problems. If she does have a problem, just tell her that this is the reason why you're not giving her a tip. If you are satisfied and want to tip her, an extra 100 will be fine. No, I'm not cheap, I'm experienced.

7) Big Scam alert!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right now the biggest scam that most, if not all, of the girls are doing is this...they will agree to go with you for long time, but after one shot they will make up an excuse to leave. For example, the one someone said in a recent post where the girl had to help her roomate get into their house. Total BS! and don't fall for it. After the girl makes up her excuse, tell her she agreed to Long term and you would not have paid her barfine for short time. If she wants to go, you really don't want to keep her. BUT, you shouldn't pay her either, at least not the full amount. ST is $500 in Phuket, no matter what the girl says, never give her more. Actually, you shouldn't even give her the 500, you should only give her $300. I know that I might sound like an asshole or cheap charlie, but again it's because of experience. All barfines are split with the girls, although the % changes from bar to bar. A LT bar fine is about twice as much as a ST, so both the girl and the bar are scamming you out of your money, especially if you fall for their BS and pay her more than 500. Trust me, 500 is the FAIR price in this situation, no matter how much she bitches or puts up an act, which they all know how to do. One of their scare tactics is to say that she will tell her boss at the bar or other girls and you won't be able to take any more girls. Total BS and don't believe it for a second. You can ALWAYS find other girls, and even at the same bar. She won't say anything because she'll lose face for not scamming you, plus she originally agreed to LT and even the boss knows this. Yes, they all tried to scam you, but they don't want to get a bad reputation. Personally, if one girl in one bar tries the scam, you can bet most of the other girls will do the same thing and you should look at another bar anyway.

8) High season is here now, so ALL of the women will be coming back to work because they know a lot of Farang will be coming with a ton of cash. Although I talked about prices earlier, the really really young and hot girls know that they can get more money during the high season and will ask for more. High season is more of a seller's market. Like I said, being young and good looking will help you get more girls/better quality girls for a lower price. Just never pay the girls Western prices.

9) one more note, new legislation is being battled right now in all of Thailand, so closing times in Phuket are now 1am, if enforced. Plenty of girls on the street after this time, so don't worry too much. But, the police do like to clear the streets of all of the girls within an hour or so of closing times. Just aproach them in the restaurants or walking home. The ones walking home should be a lot cheaper because they know this is their last chance to make money.

Sorry to all that I haven't posted more in the past few months and that I didn't finish my report starting in BKK. I'll try to post more about Phuket experiences when I have more time.

Adjarn

Adjarn,

Thanks for the information. I will hope the fellow mongers here will follow suite & listen to your advice. It benefits us all now and in the future to keep the pricing and local customs in place. Looking forward to your reports, as I am planning a trip to Phuket next year. Thanks.

LK

Was back in Phuket between 10/18-10/23. 2004.I enjoy Karon beach much more than Patong. Lot more low key and still plenty of girls. This is a pic of a little honey I pulled out of the My New Friend bar. She didn't talk price ahead of time. She was a little animal. She kept stickin her tounge down my throat while she road me hard. A little to hard come to think. It took me 2 weeks to heal. she bruised the hell of me. She must not of been laid in a while.I should of charged her for I was the one being abused. I hung out with her for a couple of days and gave her 3000B when I left. Nice Gal,fun to be around.

The announced rate was 990 Bht for double (room only). The hotel sucked but for that price i thought it was OK. It was a bad surprise though when they charged me another 500 Bht joiner when I showed up with a chick i picked from Tiger Disco. You can stay at a better place wthich is girl-friendly.

Tiger Disco really rocks! It was kind of an orgy after 1.00 am, girls passing by grabbing your member, I can not even remember with how many I made out with before deciding on my 22 year old darling for the night. Some very cute Russians could also be found. Total damage 1000 Bht LT for the girl and 500 Bht for the joiner to Hotel.

Entry to Tiger costs 100 Bht, one beer is included. I heard from 2 american guys that Banana and Tai Pan are also great.

I strongly agree with Adjarn. Always negotiate the price.The girls can always start up with a price like 3000 Bht LT but they will always say yes to 1000 Bht LT.

IMHO, in terms of number and beauty of girls, Phuket beats Bangkok by far.

Adjarn,

I would like to know the location of Tiger Disco & Tai Pan as I'm be going to Phuket in January. Is there any action near Diamond Cliff hotel, as I'm be staying there ? Any other things to look out for when I'm there.

Thanks in advance.

Tai Pan is located at the intersection of Bangla Rd and Rat-U-Thit Road. Tiger disco is located mid way on Bangla Rd. A nice in between would be the rock hard go go....the scene outside the Tai pan at 2:00am is awesome...

Note that diamond clifff is a good 3 km from the action, you should be able the bounce back and forth with a motorbike or taxi....

have fun

Tai Pan is located at the intersection of Bangla Rd and Rat-U-Thit Road. Tiger disco is located mid way on Bangla Rd. A nice in between would be the rock hard go go....the scene outside the Tai pan at 2:00am is awesome...

Note that diamond clifff is a good 3 km from the action, you should be able the bounce back and forth with a motorbike or taxi....

have fun

Although others have already answered some questions regarding the locations of Tiger disco and Tai Pan, I just wanted to point out a few other places. There is also the Banana Disco along the beach,not too far away from McDonalds. It's a few minutes away from the main strip "Soi Bangla" and there aren't any other ladies bars in the area, but inside you can find some real stunners, plus a lot of girls there on vacation looking to hook up with someone. My personal favorite, is to hook up with all of the hot Japanese girls on vacation, and of course no money is involved. However, ALL of the Thai guys are also after the Japanese girls, as you will see them swarming all around them on the beach. In Japan they might not want to hook up with a dark skinned uneducated guy, but on vacation they're just looking to get boned. I try to be the guy that gets the job done.

Some people have asked about Shark Disco recently, and I just wanted to say it's no longer there, and won't be coming back. The story was that the Foreign owner didn't want to pay more money to the cops, on top of what he was already paying. Then, the cops somehow got a video of a chick giving a guy a BJ on the top floor of the disco and put out a warrent for his arrest. he fled Thailand, and then it was taken over by a Thai "family" with connections with the cops. The re-opened with Star Wars disco in the same location and was open for 1-2 years, but the quality of the whole scene just went down hill. Mostly because of the horrible DJs they had playing "arabic disco" music etc. At the same time all of this was happening, the Tiger complex was opening up. Originally, Tiger Disco was terrible. Not only for music, but also for picking up the ladies. When shark closed, everything changed. It took a long time to rent out the bars under the tiger disco as well, but now most of them are full, except a few in the far end.

Overall, the scene in Phuket has been changing a lot over the past 5 years or so. Today, most of the bars don't even get hopping until after 10pm (of course there are some women available earlier), then around midnight or so, the bar girls start heading over to the discos and tai pan to check out the action there. Then maybe go back to their bars, etc. etc. The bars used to have stricter rules keeping the girls, but not really anymore. Of course, all of this is NOT during the high season. High season is totally different. For about 2-3 months, Phuket will be packed full of girls looking to make extra cash from the tourists. The bars should be full by 10pm, but again the really hot girls will arrive whenever they want because they know they will be barfined and don't want to fuck all night long. Some will just show up at midnight in the disco and do ST. Remember what I talked about ST in my previous post.
Enjoy!

I met her in September. She was a FL hanging out at Tiger Disco. She hangs with another friend named Nid. Lala has red hair, at least when I met her. She looks more Japanese than Thai, very light skin, slender, about 5'2". Real sweet. She was my dream girl there.

Just wondering if anyone has met her lately...