[QUOTE=Thor93]But then, I will traveling with my boss and sneaking someone into the room at night might be very tough.[/QUOTE]
You have to sleep with your bosssssssss......i hope she's worth it.
LOL :)
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[QUOTE=Thor93]But then, I will traveling with my boss and sneaking someone into the room at night might be very tough.[/QUOTE]
You have to sleep with your bosssssssss......i hope she's worth it.
LOL :)
[QUOTE=Black Magic]Hi Giotto,
A friend and I are looking to stay at the lodge 18th of May for 3 nights. We have sent a request through to your website as of 10 mins ago, hopefully you can accommodate us :)
We are first time visitors to Thailand and look forward to staying at your place and catching up with you at some point for a chat and for some sage advise.[/QUOTE]Black Magic,
Appreciated. Rooms are still available, you will get replies to your request soon, most likely you have it already in your mailbox.
Make sure to contact me when you arrive, that you don't loose time, 3 days is not that long for Bangkok.
See you at the Lodge!
Giotto
[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Once you get your PM set up (see #1), read on below. Then feel free to pm the resident experts (you'll know who to ask from reading below) for more information. Since you're not coming till Aug, got lots of time, and after all of this, if you still can't get laid, well ???
;)
1. First and foremost, a plug for our venerable host. [b]If you can afford to monger, then you can afford to be a paid member of ISG.[/b] Pay Jackson the subscription fee, get access to PM and you will benefit immensely. If you don’t join, you don’t deserve any help here!
2. FAQ – old but accurate, here’s the link for your lazy bastards: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement.php?f=253[/url]
3. What I consider some classic Reports of Distinction – again POV
* Phuquer’s classic: 5 Nights in Bangkok [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393008&postcount=2[/url]
* [url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=563812[/url]
* [url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=563828[/url]
* [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.in...&postcount=2590[/url]
4. Specific interests: go to that thread and do a simple search, or read back last 5-10 pages….even the chit chat. You’ll figure out fairly soon which members to ask whch questions via your new PM tool J
5. Rookie vs newbie questions (and there is a difference): go to Giotto’s and there is dedicated thread just for you. And yes, Giotto is a pimp but an honest one! [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2615[/url]
6. Many hotels GFE, if in doubt, ask and you’d be surprised how honest and unabashed their reply will be.
7. Learn to speak some of the local dialect and here’s a place to start, compliments of Daddy and Mick: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=576887&postcount=118[/url]
8. Think with your brain and not your dick…use each god given tool in the correct manner: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470629&postcount=79[/url]
9. Don’t ever forget: “You pay for her to leave after the deed, and not to stay behind. [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477731&postcount=39[/url]
10. Reciprocate and post a report after your visit, we luv to hear back and hope you become a regular.[/QUOTE]Mr. Marketing Director,
I like this report...thinking about to create a thread with some basic information and instructions for newbies.
All,
can I get some proposals with [b]links to remarkable reports[/b] from the Thailand forum which can be helpful for Bangkok rookies?
Giotto
[QUOTE=Thor93]I feel compelled to sort of defend Giotto's honor here. As WEBSTER's Dictionary says, "a pimp is a man who solicits clients for a prostitute." We certainly would not want any newbies think that is what he does.
...
[/QUOTE]Thor93,
Thank you for restoring my honour :) ...
(still waiting for the Marketing Director returning to the Lodge to "discuss" this "pimp" issue :) ... )
Giotto (Pimp)
[QUOTE=Thor93]The only saving grace is that I just booked a trip to Brazil and Colombia at the end of the month. Perhaps some Latin chicas will make up for not being able to get back to Thailand until June. But then, I will traveling with my boss and sneaking someone into the room at night might be very tough.[/QUOTE]Thor93,
Should I send Starlet :) ?
Giotto
I would recommend the obvious: your recent update on all Massage Parlors. That should be included.
It's epic.
Also, If you did a list just like that of your personal rankings, details, and opinions about BARS (or whatever other category of places that would be useful to visitors), I'd suggest that those be put in a special place (a new special thread with index?) for all to see, and updated at your leisure.
I can imagine future newbies being directed to look at [b]Giotto's Favorites[/b] for "the best places to go in Bangkok". It could become a [b]database[/b] of place rankings (with dates of the last update) and a score on "the Giotto-Scale". Maybe a ranking of 1 - 5 boners. :)
In the future, when someone comes here and says "Hey guys I just found this forum, can you tell me the best place in Bangkok to get laid, I'll be there tomorrow and haven't researched a thing" the response could be "Read Giotto's Favorites". It's almost as short to type as "RTFF", but less likely to start another 6 page discussion on newbies. :p It could also be a topic of conversation between members remarking on the rankings and YMMV.
Of course there could also be a ranking of [b]places to stay[/b] in Bangkok, and since it's in Giotto's Forum, I'm assuming the ranking would be:
1: Stay at Livingstone's, you BESTARD!
2: Please re-read # 1.
3: Why are you still reading?
4: Now you are just provoking me.
Also, as a [b]Marketing Tool[/b] it could be popular for people on the regular Thailand Forum to [b]point to[/b] for newbies there and direct them to read your rankings when they're too lazy to suffer with newbie questions. It would draw newbies [b]in to[/b] the Giotto's Forum from the regular Thailand Forum, which would be good for this Forum, and for Giotto's business (more visitors = more potential customers).
OK, so basically I'm just trying to think of excuses to get Giotto to do all the work. And I'm using potential new business to convince him to keep it updated and thorough. But "shh, we won't tell him that". And actually I'm quite surprised that the Marketing Director has not suggested this new valuable tool for attracting visitors. I think it speaks to his incompetence. ;) If I were a more frequent visitor to Thailand I would lobby to replace him. But since I can't be bothered with all the work, I'll just continue to make suggestions from the sideline.
[QUOTE=ArchieLeach] And actually I'm quite surprised that the Marketing Director has not suggested this new valuable tool for attracting visitors. I think it speaks to his incompetence. ;) [/quote]
You're way behind the curve, thought of it long ago but Chairman of the Board denied me sufficient funds to complete this project....LOL
And if you recall from last year's posts, I was accused of being an evangelical supporter of G's and told to stop by some seniors :(
[quote] If I were a more frequent visitor to Thailand I would lobby to replace him. But since I can't be bothered with all the work, I'll just continue to make suggestions from the sideline.[/QUOTE]
BESTARD ;)
[QUOTE=Giotto]Black Magic,
Appreciated. Rooms are still available, you will get replies to your request soon, most likely you have it already in your mailbox.
Make sure to contact me when you arrive, that you don't loose time, 3 days is not that long for Bangkok.
See you at the Lodge!
Giotto[/QUOTE]Thanks, we got reply just working out the rooms/locations with your reservation staff, will definitely be staying those dates.
We are actually in Thailand for 2 weeks, plan on visiting Bangkok for about 6-7 days, Pattaya for 4 days and Koh Samui for 3 days. From what I've read im sure we will be sad to leave the lodge but we are keen to experiance different places on our first trip so we have also booked another Serviced Apartment in BK toward the end of our trip.
Dr G,
I should finally have time (and opportunity!) to stay at the Lodge towards the end of this month. Reading through the fine print, I realized that the great ISG promotion officially lasted only until 30/04/2007. Not that it'll greatly affect my decision, but I still hope the offer will be extended!
YY
[QUOTE=Giotto]Thor93,
Should I send Starlet :) ?
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Nah, a change of pace is always good. Of course if Starlet is still carrying a bit of extra weight, that would help her fit right in with the Latin chicas.
Latin chicas are very different from Thai girls. While I prefer Thai, there are many good things about the Latin chicas. Usually a bit more meat and normally not quite so shy.
No Giotto's Top Ten List ??
Nuts!
[QUOTE=Yin Yang]Dr G,
I should finally have time (and opportunity!) to stay at the Lodge towards the end of this month. Reading through the fine print, I realized that the great ISG promotion officially lasted only until 30/04/2007. Not that it'll greatly affect my decision, but I still hope the offer will be extended!
YY[/QUOTE]Yin Yang,
Thanks for reminding me - the promotion will be prolonged until the 31.10.2007.
Giotto
Giotto.
I thought I had better prepare you.
Your place is expensive, your BFs are expensive, and your ladies claim to be expensive, nevertheless, I have decided that after 7 nights of slumming it in Pattaya in Jan, I am going to stay with you for a few nights, if you will have me. The reason why?
I don't know. I'm not a LDOP, and ulitmately I know I am going to end up Bf one of your girls and paying what she wants, but at least I'll be able to sit back at my computer, read the stuff here and know that I was there.
BTW, for a discount I will give the girls a free health check.
Let me know when I have to book for Feb.
Pete
[QUOTE=Petemcc]Giotto.
I thought I had better prepare you.
Your place is expensive, your BFs are expensive, and your ladies claim to be expensive, nevertheless, I have decided that after 7 nights of slumming it in Pattaya in Jan, I am going to stay with you for a few nights, if you will have me. The reason why?
I don't know. I'm not a LDOP, and ulitmately I know I am going to end up Bf one of your girls and paying what she wants, but at least I'll be able to sit back at my computer, read the stuff here and know that I was there.
BTW, for a discount I will give the girls a free health check.
Let me know when I have to book for Feb.
Pete[/QUOTE]
Pete - Marketing directer here...Mr. G is on sabbatical.
Welcome and we will prepare the dungeon for your Feb visit and make sure our best girls are available at a special discounted price. A pc with webcam will also be installed in the dungeon for your daily posts.
Ciao
[QUOTE=Petemcc]Giotto.
I thought I had better prepare you.
Your place is expensive, your BFs are expensive, and your ladies claim to be expensive, nevertheless, I have decided that after 7 nights of slumming it in Pattaya in Jan, I am going to stay with you for a few nights, if you will have me. The reason why?
I don't know.
...
[/QUOTE]Petemcc,
Oh shit...(:)). I will immediately prepare my emigration.
1983 I lived some weeks in a monastery in South France - that should do it.
Giotto