Barranquilla Reports

Wednesday night I stayed in Bogota with an immature college girl that I had met from god-knows-which website. I woke up at 8: 00 so I would have plenty of time to make the 11: 00 flight to Barranquilla. When I arrived at the airport I got on the internet to check my email. The girl from Barranquilla (Girl 1) had emailed anxiously awaiting my information. I told her that I would be arriving at 12: 30 and would be staying at Hotel Sorrento. I had already given her my cell number so she would call when I arrived. I was not going to waste any time waiting on a call from her so I had called to notify other ladies that I had arrived in Barranquilla so we could make arrangements to meet. Girl 2 said she was busy at work, but would soon leave to go home to take a shower and would call so she could come see me.

I went to the internet cafe and spent two hours there. They had a great setup. Each person has their own high cubicle where the monitors face the wall so no one else can see what you are doing on the computers. Originally they had told me it was COP 1000/hr, but when it was time to go, I only ended up paying COP 1000. So maybe they gave me a free hour because they liked me. Girl 4 from Santa Marta was online and we turned on our webcams. She said she would take the bus to Barranquilla on Friday after work to come see me. She said she would get off work at 3: 30 and would arrive in Barranquilla at 6.

I left the internet cafe. While I was walking back to the hotel Girl 1 called. She said that she had been in a meeting and was not able to call before, but she would arrive at the hotel in 30 minutes. So it's cool. I am thinking that I will meet with her for a few minutes, she will leave, and Girl 2 will be on the way.

She arrived at my suite looking delicious. I told her to come back to the bedroom because I was in there watching a TV show plus that is where the air conditioner is located. We sat on the bed and she said how weird it was that I was there. I tried giving her a guilt trip about how she never called when she said she would and how after more than a year she is still using the same lame excuse of being busy. I reminisced on the things that we had discussed before. I kept looking at her lips and I finally couldn't resist. I tried to kiss her in the mouth and there was no resistance. I thought, "How far can this actually go? "

She started saying how she is supposed to be at school and she thinks she had better get going. I played along and told her that I know how important school was. I stood up and waited for her to get off the bed. The truth was that she wasn't the least bit interested in getting to school. So I sat back down and kissed her on the chest. I moved my mouth down inside her shirt (which in today's fashions looked more like lingerie) to her nipples. She started to get hotter than Martha Stewart at a Tupperware convention. She insisted that she had to get to class. I pulled out all the stops and stuck my hand between her legs. I rubbed around on the outside for a while as we kissed. Then I unbuttoned her pants and put my hand inside. I played gynecologist for a few minutes then I took my hand out and stuck my fingers in her mouth. Then we licked them together. She said that she was so wet.

We sat up on the bed and I asked her, "are you sure that you don't have a boyfriend? " She avoided the question by giving some side talk. I said, "You did not answer the question. Are you sure that you don't have a boyfriend? " She said, "Yes, I do. " I said, "Don't worry, I won't tell. " She got her phone out of her purse to turn it off. Then we stripped each others clothes off and did everything that came natural. I told her that if this is a dream then I was going to be mad as hell. She assured me that I wasn't dreaming. After all was said and done I asked what was to be after this. Do we just leave it like this or is there going to be more. She gave the usual I don't know answer. I said that I knew what that meant so we can act like I was never even here. It must have been about 8: 30 then. She said that she needed to go pick up her son. Now that statement I believed. I took a few pictures of her and she got dressed. I walked her to the door and told her, "See, sometimes missing school is not all that bad. " She agreed and left.

I better check my cell phone.

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After the desk clerk had called to tell me that Girl 1 had arrived downstairs, I conveniently turned off the ringer on the hotel's phone. I also set my Treo to silent and turned the vibrate to off. I placed it into its cover, plugged it into the charger, and sat it directly next to the T.V., which stayed on the entire time. I could tell whenever a call came in because the incoming signal would disturb the television set. I was quite sure that I was missing a lot of calls. Not to mention, there was a knock at the door while we were in the middle of Take 1. I dismissed it by saying that I did not know anyone in Barranquilla.

So, when she finally left, I took a look at my Treo. Eleven missed calls; ten from the same number. Girl 2 had called ten times and Girl 3 only once. The time was 8:42 p.m. I immediately called Girl 2. She said that she had called many times and had even been over to the hotel and left a message. I put the ball in her court. I said, "I thought you said that you were going to call first after you finished taking a shower, then come over. " She said that she did call but I did not answer. And she said that she had left a message at the desk saying that she had come. She asked if I got the message. I told her no while thinking up a lie.

Let me see. The suite smells distinctly like fresh sex and I can not let her around me without taking a shower. Eureka! "Well I was out running and I did not have my phone with me. As a matter of fact, I was just about to get in the shower when I picked up my phone and called you. I saw that you had called me many times. " She responded with, "Oh that sounds very good. I run often as well. " In my head I’m thinking that she will be able to tell that the only place my fat ass has been running is to the door to answer room service. I apologized and asked her to come back. She said, "Well the taxi is very expensive to go there and back. " I asked how much and she responded, "About 20. " I asked, "20 dollars or 20,000 pesos. " She said "20,000 pesos of course. " I told her not to worry, that I would give her the taxi money when she arrived. She said it would take her thirty minutes, which gave me enough time to tighten up all the loose ends.

I must admit that I did not expect anything from Girl 2. I had only planned to meet her. She is fifty years old and has been working at the same bank for twenty-eight years. (Yes, I keep a stable of young tenders, old tenders, eighteen to ?, dirt poor to filthy rich, in every color of the rainbow, in as many countries as I can.) I kind of bumped into her when I was new on the ‘cupid’ site. I did think she was kind of cute but I never thought anything would come of it. I mean me not knowing Spanish and having no intention of going to Barranquilla, I had actually let her fall by the wayside for over a year. Then about two weeks before touchdown I started working my way back in; just in case I needed something while I was in town.

Anyway, I had a mess to clean up. There were long, thin black hairs all over the white sheets and the floor next to the bed. As many as I picked off the bed one-by-one they seemed to be multiplying. I took them in groups to the toilet. Next, I used wet toilet paper to get the hairs off of the tile floor. When I thought the job was done I flushed all the evidence down the toilet. Later, more hairs would surface but I threw them one-by-one onto the carpeted closet floor. As for the smell, I keep a pack of the short stick incense in the top pouch of my mini roll-aboard suitcase. But damn there are only three matches left. They were so old that each time I struck one it would extinguish itself. I turned the air conditioner on to arctic setting and went to the front desk to ask for matches.

While I waited for the bellhop to search for matches, I saw a note in the box of 206. I asked for my message. Surely it was a message penned by Girl 2 herself. I could tell because it was personalized. The bellhop came out of the kitchen with a giant-sized box of strike anywheres. I took a palmful to replenish my small strike box. Although strike anywheres are not allowed on the plane, they will never know unless they try one. I ran back up the stairs to the room, plainly placed the message on the table, and took a quick shower paying great attention to the creases and crevices.

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now the time was 9:14 p.m. i called girl 2’s cell phone to see if she was close. she said that she was in the taxi about three minutes from the hotel. so i settled into collateral with jamie foxx and tom cruise until she arrived.

we sat on the bed talking and watching the movie for a while. then we decided to go out for drinks, a beer for her and juice for me. we went right across calle 72 to a bar of which i can not remember the name. they had a patio, but we entered the inside. the music was extremely loud and wouldn’t do anything to help my high-beginner, low-intermediate level of spanish, so we went back outside. she had a club colombia and i said what the hell "bring me one too! " we finished off each beer and she ordered a second. she sat there telling me about calle 72. for years she had worked from whatever time until 2 o’clock in the morning at the bank close by. on her way home she said there would be many transvestite or transsexual males street-walking. we watched as young girls walked back and forth. she said that they were also working. a couple that i saw looked to be well **** and i expressed shock and disapproval.

she asked me if i had seen the park which was a couple of carreras down on 46 while i was out running. i told her no because i had run the other way toward the increasing carreras. she told me that it was a very beautiful park (after seeing it i couldn’t disagree more). she asked me if i like to use protection and invited me to a party on sunday afternoon. i thought to myself where in the hell is this conversation going. i told her that i would have to miss the party because i would be leaving early saturday morning, and yes i would definitely use protection with her. she went on about her family tree saying how her grandmother was black and that she is the only morena in her family. she showed me pictures of her siblings who live everywhere from ireland to palestine. she drank half of the second beer and was finished so we walked the fifty meters or so back to the hotel.

we sat on the bed and a switch inside of her must have tripped because she was all over me like a spider monkey. after the deal was closed she went into the bathroom and came back out to test me. she said that she would stay the night. i told her fine and she immediately jumped naked under the wrong end of the sheets. i told her that it was bad luck to lie that way and to come get in the other end. she obliged and rested briefly. then she said that she would go home so she could get ready for work the next day. i put the act on as if i wanted her to stay but she insisted. she got dressed and i pondered whether i should just give her the 20,000 that was discussed earlier or wait until she said something. she never said a word, so i guessed that she thought the sex was enough to make her spring for her own taxi back and forth twice in one night. i walked her to the door stark naked and gave her a goodbye kiss. she said that she would call the next day. it’s 11:30 p.m. on my first night in barranquilla.

back to the cell phone.

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Hey Mr. E .... you're a clever cat :)

I like your stories.

Mr. E that is a great story. I wish you continued great luck. I have been using "amigos" to improve my spanish and meet non-pros also. I am suprised how fast it actually works. I have been talking to one shortie for about two weeks. She gave me her number & told me that the highlight of her day is out conversation. She is probably just trying to soup me up. But what the hell. It's working.

Your story proves that I am on the right track. Can you or anyone else recommend any other internet sites. I have a May MDE trip planned.

[QUOTE=Ricker]Hey Mr. E .... you're a clever cat :)

I like your stories.[/QUOTE]Yeah, YOU should talk...... I know you..... I have seen you......... :) Peter.

11: 32. Six more missed calls. Wow. They are all from a number that I do not recognize. Let me call Girl 3. Maybe it was her. It was her, but she has to be at work at 7: 00 in the morning. She will come over for lunch right after work. I’m going to get some sleep.

My friend arrives from Bogota about 9: 30 on Friday morning. He crosschecks some monger spots in the yellow pages phonebook with the internet on his cell phone. All of the places are really expensive according to their websites. At 11: 00 we decide to do a practice run of all of the places from the Barranquilla Lists that are somewhat close to the hotel. (Details will be posted in the ‘Barranquilla Lists’ forum.) We walked through the park on Calle 70 and Carrera 46. It smelled like pure de [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. There was not a streetwalker in sight. I took the liberty of asking what appeared to be a homeless gentleman what time the ladies come out to the park. He said they should arrive around midnight. Well shit, that is only THIRTEEN hours from now.

We walked up 46 past Juernes looking for Orquidea Norte. We could not find it anywhere. I asked a guy who was working at a car repair shop. He did not know so about eight of his friends came over to help. They said that they had no idea where it was. As we walked back down the street Girl 3 had called and said that she was at the hotel waiting. Although it was at least a six-minute walk from where I was, I told her that I would be there in two minutes. I left my friend alone to look for the places on the list while I went to meet up with Girl 3.

[QUOTE=Poturu]If you know both,
Barranquilla and Pereira I'd like to ask you some question please.
I am undecided if I will go to Barranquilla or Pereira. I don't like the prostitution scene. I like regular girls only. I am a goodlooking 50 old man.
There is not matter between the caribbean look and more european look, for me are the same. I'd like to know in what town there are more hot girls and what town is less expansive.
I'd like to find a girlfriend for 7-8 days only. If I will find a beautiful girl, can you tell me how much money have I to spend every days for her?
Thanks a lot for some info.[/QUOTE]

If you give the girlk money she is a pro.... maybe not hardcore but giving it up for the money... they are just not charging by the hour

[QUOTE=Poturu]If you know both,
Barranquilla and Pereira I'd like to ask you some question please.
I am undecided if I will go to Barranquilla or Pereira. I don't like the prostitution scene. I like regular girls only. I am a goodlooking 50 old man.
There is not matter between the caribbean look and more european look, for me are the same. I'd like to know in what town there are more hot girls and what town is less expansive.
I'd like to find a girlfriend for 7-8 days only. If I will find a beautiful girl, can you tell me how much money have I to spend every days for her?
Thanks a lot for some info.[/QUOTE]

I have been planning to go to BAQ too. I have spoken to many mongers via PM and this seems to be the general opinion.

1) You need to speak spanish.

2)If you are spending just 7-8 days then some may tell you that its not worth going there to BAQ unless you can meet them ahead of time or have connections down there. e.g. like on the internet or something.

3)You are around my age (50yrs) so some would say its best to aim for the 30+ crowd since most women 18 to early twenties may find us too old. The exception is if she is desperate or has kids.

4)How much money? depends on the girl in question.

5) You need game. Its no different than the USA

wait for more responses to see what others say.

Master Yoda

may the force be with you

[quote=poturu]i speak fluent spanish.[/quote]well thats a start.

you will need some game too. its just like anywhere else and its no different than the us. if you can pull off getting girls in that country you are you in you can do it in colombia. if you cant, don't think colombia is any different.

you also need to be realistic about your expectations. chasing 18 year olds may be a waste of time. go for 28 to 30+ year olds to yield better results.

9's and 10's are hardest to get (obviously) because they know their worth and can have any man they want, so be aware they can be a pain in the ass. 7's and 8's are maybe more down to earth and will at least give you a shot.

7-8 days is too little time to get to know anyone. 2 weeks at least gives more room for a second date and possibly get your brains blown out.

it would be wise to study the pro infrastructure should incase you have no sucess with the non-pros (very possible if you don't know anyone and have no connections upon arrival).

i'm alittle suprised non of the baq vets haven't replied to any of your inquires. i am not really qualified because i have been to baq yet. just basing everything on my trip to santiago, dom rep and what the most likely outcome would be.

good luck and godspeed.

[quote=master yoda]well thats a start.

you will need some game too. its just like anywhere else and its no different than the us. if you can pull off getting girls in that country you are you in you can do it in colombia. if you cant, don't think colombia is any different.

you also need to be realistic about your expectations. chasing 18 year olds may be a waste of time. go for 28 to 30+ year olds to yield better results.

9's and 10's are hardest to get (obviously) because they know their worth and can have any man they want, so be aware they can be a pain in the ass. 7's and 8's are maybe more down to earth and will at least give you a shot.

7-8 days is too little time to get to know anyone. 2 weeks at least gives more room for a second date and possibly get your brains blown out.

it would be wise to study the pro infrastructure should incase you have no sucess with the non-pros (very possible if you don't know anyone and have no connections upon arrival).

i'm alittle suprised non of the baq vets haven't replied to any of your inquires. i am not really qualified because i have been to baq yet. just basing everything on my trip to santiago, dom rep and what the most likely outcome would be.

good luck and godspeed.[/quote]

the girls de barranquilla are very friendly! much nicer than us chicas, not even a comparison. easier to approach, talk to, get numbers, get to know, etc, etc.

age, in my experience, does not matter. only if you let it be a factor will it be a factor. depends on how youthfull your appearance and personality are. really.

speaking spanish is more than a start, it is key. puts you worlds above guys that come and speak little or no spanish.

always good to have the pfp back-up plan ... goes without saying.

i'm 45, my girlfriends in colombia, varias cities, range from 18 to 25 years old.
the 18 year old, actually being the brightest and most mature, she's the barranquillera :)

suerte!

[QUOTE=Ricker]The girls de Barranquilla are very friendly! Much nicer than US chicas, not even a comparison. Easier to approach, talk to, get numbers, get to know, etc, etc.

Age, in my experience, DOES NOT MATTER. Only if you let it be a factor will it be a factor. Depends on how youthfull your appearance and personality are. Really.

Speaking spanish is more than a start, it is key. Puts you worlds above guys that come and speak little or no spanish.

Always good to have the PFP back-up plan ... goes without saying.

I'm 45, my girlfriends in Colombia, varias cities, range from 18 to 25 years old.
The 18 year old, actually being the brightest and most mature, she's the Barranquillera :)

Suerte![/QUOTE]

Very good points but I believe age and looks matters especially since your only staying for 7-8 days. My age and looks were the first thing girls noticed when I went to DR. Unless BAQ is substantially different.

With more time (2-3weeks) you can bond with the locals and hopefully they will link you up one a few of their girl buddies or relatives, who in turn may date you. younger chicks require harder work, time and dinero especially the knockout 10's and 9's.

It really depends on what you are willing to settle for in looks, age and economics. If you are prepared to settle for say a young chica that is a 7, that is poorer and may or may not have kids your success will be much better rather than if you try and chase down childless 9's and 10's. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Sites like amigos, cybercupid, and other dating sites can help you get some pre-rapport with a woman online before you land there. Actually this is the best plan. get to know them online first. get some rapport and then fly down. you will have many dates ahead of schedule and you can skip the trial and error bullshit of roaming around trying to find dates.

PLAN B: Get a hooker thats a 10. I mean its not like you non-pros are different. The payment is just indirect. Way less hassle on a limited time frame with a pro who will probably do very dirty things to you and be having you bite your lip not to scream when you bust a nut.

[QUOTE=Poturu]If you know both,
Barranquilla and Pereira I'd like to ask you some question please.
I am undecided if I will go to Barranquilla or Pereira. I don't like the prostitution scene. I like regular girls only. I am a goodlooking 50 old man.
There is not matter between the caribbean look and more european look, for me are the same. I'd like to know in what town there are more hot girls and what town is less expansive.
I'd like to find a girlfriend for 7-8 days only. If I will find a beautiful girl, can you tell me how much money have I to spend every days for her?
Thanks a lot for some info.[/QUOTE]

I just read the original post / question. Like you say Yoda, kind of difficult just to show up anywhere and expect to find a real girlfriend immediately.

Best to find some contacts on the internet dating sites or find yourself a pro to hang with you for a week.

As for finding a real girlfriend, trust me, I know the Colombianas, doesn't matter if they're a 7 or a 10 (that's all relative anyway to the eye of the beholder), if you're a cool guy, confident, speak spanish and not gross looking, the chicas will flock to you.

Suerte!

[QUOTE=Poturu]Thanks a lot for your wonderful replies. Can anydody to suggest some tricks to get a beautiful girlfriend immediately?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Seriously Poturu, If at this late stage your going to be asking questions like this I suggest canning the non-pro idea and just fucking the pros. Places like Medellin, Bogota, and Cartagena have good pro infrastructures already in place.

There are no magic ways to screw women. No "abracadabra" tricks, just good old game and youthful looks. No game no love. You may want to look at doubleyourdating dot com which is a place where pickup artist teach how to woo women. Other than that I can't suggest any other info. This a mongering site after all not a dating one.

You say you speak the language thats one heardle out of the way.

Your best move would be to use the internet sites or join an agency just like Tiny 12 has suggested if you want to date regular women. May I add one more agency called latin-wife.com in BAQ. I have spoken to the agency owner before and he sounds legit. I personally don't like using agencies and sites but its the only realisitc way to meet women on a short time frame.

If (and this is a big IF) you manage to pull it off and date and screw afew women, the morality ofcourse is you will end up hurting an innocent woman who in turn will possibly develop a new hatred for gringos that the rest of us guys don't need.

be wise

and may the force be with you

[QUOTE=Poturu]I'm sorry for the another question.
Do you know in which town the girls have less worries being photographed?
Cali is it the best?
thanks[/QUOTE] No apology is needed. You can ask as many questions as you like. This is a board designed to help you.

But don't ask subjective questions like this.

Some girls like being photographed some don't. I really depends on the girl and not the town.

A pro is a pro and your more likely to get photos off them then you are non-pros. Non-pros have a reputation to uphold and unless you are her boyfriend and she can trust you she probably wouldnt let you photograph her topless or doing any xxx-rated things with her.

Hope that answers your question