Lima

All,

If you have never visited Lima, Peru before and you are unworldly, I have been around the planet at least 11 times, take heed to the following warnings.

1) Don't allow anyone to approach you, tell you they are the police, and want to take you for questioning. Last night, 9/29/07, some Latin, Peruvian, dickhead, (I was at the Kennedy Park & Pizza Alley chica lineup) tried to pull this stunt on me. I played his game and walked him past at least 10 uniformed police, asking him "does this one know you". He was nervous. I am at least 5 inch's taller and 50lbs heavier than him. He would have to be "quick draw Magraw" to beat my wired ass to the punch even drawing his gun. He is drawing his gun I am punching his face. I smiled, expressed gratitude and walked his sorry ass right to my hotel. If he would have made one false move one of us would have died. I would have selected him to die. I stayed at the Hotel Las Palmas. Perfect for Latin America. Old, poor facilities, and typical crappy Latin decour. But don't listen to me, the staff is great. They straight up set this asshole on his way. Always be aware of your surroundings, if you are a modestly dressed caucasian you are the #1 target of all Latins, good and bad.

2) In Kennedy park I must have been offered at least 10 kilos of cocaine by more than half the Lima population. Many asshole's would try to follow me no matter how rude I was to them, and I was really rude. I tried a new approach. I wised them a good day, asked them how day was going and asked them to step away. To my amaziment this cut each nuisance interaction time in half. This latin asshole wanted to take me for coffee to offer me a business transaction. This shit has setup written all over it. Latin's are so lame. They think they are sauve but they are so lame.

3) Each piece of pussy was good. 6 in 2 days but as with most Latins they are only wanting a free handout. Now this may [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off some of our hardworking Latin brothers but they know this statement is true. That is why most Latin countries, especially, Mexico, and all of South America are shit holes. I have been to the farthest reaches of Asia and there is not trash on the side of the road and greasy, non showering brats running around tying to set you up for his older brother by tuggin' on your dick while just trying to have a peaceful afternoon. Asians are clean, they eat weird and nasty foods sometimes, but at least they are clean. I am cutting this trip short, I had booked 2 weeks but I am so typically Latin unthrilled I want to go back to Asia.

4) Lock everything down and watch their every move. This one *****, who hated sucking dick but I made her suck mine for at least 45 minutes, tried some lame ass reach in my pockets game. I should have smacked the ***** but instead I came on her face. I loved it, she hated it. Serves her right, I am good to every piece of pussy I get. I don't force anything. I pay them well (the forum creed calls for discretion). Tell them what I want and clearly state if I don't get what I want their ass is "out of the butter tub" and its another *****'s turn riding shotgone on the gravy train. (This practise applies to all woman except my Thai wife, I let her think she is in charge. She is lucky I love her) It is amazing how far this attitude will get you.

I can't recommend Peru to any unseasoned traveler. I have been traveling over 100k per year for the past 10 years and have been chasing pussy for 41 years. I am 42. If you really want the best mongering in the world with the best woman, kind, CLEAN and eager to serve plan your mongering to Cambodia or Vietnam. I will meet you there and pay for your first piece of asian rookie pussy (super cheap). But you can't tell my Thai wife. They are allowed to cut your dick off if you commit adultry. I still have my dick and I fucked a Vietnamese chick while my wife watched, but that's another story.

Travel wise, and be save. I am not a race hater but caucsian men are targets everywhere, especially in shithole Latin countries.

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Khmer Lover 86,

>I can't recommend Peru to any unseasoned traveler. I have been traveling over 100k per year for the past 10 years and have been chasing pussy for 41 years.

Me too I have visited al the word except Peru, Cambodia and Vietnam. However I know also very well the extreme east.
I'd like to ask 2 question please.

1) Do you think Peru is interesting like Colombia for mongering? I mean about
easiness, well-liked and abundance of regular girls?
2) But in Vietnam and Cambodia is it very easy to fuck regular girls (no pros)?
In which town? In the capital or in every towns of Cambodia and Vietnam?
thanks

Dude you can go back to 326 Pedro Conde .. but this time try the second floor, ask the guy for it .. hi name is Castillo, I think .. since he already knows you .. from before...ask him to take you to the second floor.. the real spinners are there although it is 50-60 soles... ... good luck and see if you can sneak a camera I need to see some of the young ones from the second floor... good luck ..

[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]Artisttyp,

I will be arriving in Lima late on the 28th and we should meet for a beer. You can share some of your insight about Lima with me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]That is why most Latin countries, especially, Mexico, and all of South America are shit holes... I am not a race hater but caucsian men are targets everywhere, especially in shithole Latin countries.[/QUOTE]So, you arrived LATE on the 28th, asking to gain some insight about Lima from Artisttyp.

Now less than 36 hours after your arrival we are to believe that you have already figured out not only the entire city, country, and continent, but also the whole of Latin culture?

Right.

It is not as if your body of work in Asia lends any credibility to what you have say. I looked for your reports. There are none.

So it would be quite helpful if you could please brag yourself up a little more, so we can all see how intelligent and worldly you truly are. We're really very interested.

Oh, and I think you need to assure us that some of your best friends are Latin and insist profusely that there is not racist bone in your body.

Otherwise, I'm afraid that most of us will be convinced by your words, e.g. "shithole Latin countries," that a racist is EXACTLY what you are.

DB

Wow, what do you say about a guy who is willing to loan you his girlfriend ? Id like to say "thank you" but that doesnt sit well enough with me. Maybe "your family" or " Ill put another setting for you at the thanksgiving dinner table next to world traveler 69"
Last night I was fortunate enough to have attended a private party at sly one's exclusive bachelor pad. The apartment is beautiful with breathtaking views of the pacific ocean and parque de amor. It is truly a magical setting for this type of event.
I was the first one to arrive. I know this wasnt cool but I was really looking forward to this and I didnt know what to expect so if it was going to be a let down I wanted to know before so I could move on. I was not disappointed.
The girl at the door took my 50 soles cover and then I met sly one the host. Sly one was a great host. He made you feel right at home and introduced guests to one another. It felt like somewhere you could walk around nude and nobody would notice lol.
I enjoyed meeting xxxgoat doc bill and capatin stubbin. All really good guys that I hope to have the pleasure of meeting again.

Now the details:

I think I counted 11 guys and maybe 9 girls. There was one married couple and one lesbian couple. Living in new york city I realized that the lesbian couple were only there to show off and not really take part. They did a little show together but I was hoping to see carpet munching and other stuff but to my knowledge they just came out in fetish unifroms and play whipped. I was disappointed but not surprised. Most women who are a dominatrix are gay and do so because they do not have to have sex with the client. Fetish is supposed to be more mental than physical. I dont know why guys go for that shit. A dom that would order me to lick her clit after taking a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] would be more appealing to me but harder to come by.
The girls kind of decided more or less who they wanted to roll around with before the action happened. I got chosen by one with tattoos because I guess she felt that bond with me but I wound up going into the room with someone else at the last minute.
I went in the room started to lick then other people started coming in..The L I think was next. He had two girls on him sucking and fucking then the rest of the crowd poured in. There were two out of control cocksuckers there. I wont say names but man did they earn their gold stars. At one time I was fucking next to sly one pulled out of my chica and motioned my dick over to the mouth of whom he was fucking and he graciously said "go ahead".
All in all I got my dick sucked by 3 different women and I got to fuck two.
I really wanted to bang the middle aged women who came with her husband but capatin stubbin had that honor. She was this really sexy middle aged women whose feet I would have loved to lick.
The scene went on for awhile and then it kind of broke off into groups and not everything active was available to everyone. Some people were left out all together and some didnt permit others to play however most people got some action.
After I walked into the bathroom on some of the girls and there was a weird energy and their faces looked flustered. It was almost like a dark creepiness set in and the reality of what they had done had also set in. I saw the lesbian couple in the kitchen holding back faces of disapproval. Its not like people weren't told of the content of the party.
People started to leave and I hadnt let my load loose yet and neither did most people so I decided to ask one of the girls back to spend the night with me. The party went on in my apartment. Two pops..one at night then the next morning. She serviced me to the fullest and was very loving after. I just really got off that this girl had been tossed around all night and that I had her in my bed afterwards to finish her off.
My birthday is next month so to me this was an early birthday gift. Ive never done an orgy before. Thank you sly one for making this the most memorable moment of my trip so far...next to walking the halls of el botecito with a little bottle of rum this will be one for the record books. Also thank you sly one for trusting me enough to let me into your home eventhough we never had previously met. I wish you well and I hope to meet again next time I am in lima.


Id just like to say most of the information I have found regarding casas etc. has come from me becoming friends with locals who are more than courteous. People are REALLY nice in lima and if you dont see it your doing something wrong and you need to look inside yourself or better off stay home.

I've walked through Parque Kennedy several hundred times, most of them at night, and I have only been offered cannabis once.

What would you have to look like to be offered hard drugs so many times in one night? I imagine you are either a really sleazy dude or a liar.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter]1) Do you think Peru is interesting like Colombia for mongering? I mean about easiness, well-liked and abundance of regular girls?[/QUOTE]

While I'm in a pissy mood:

Brother, you sound like a dork, and regular girls don't like dorks. That's why there are hookers, and you are going to have to pay for pussy in Lima.

[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]All,


1) Don't allow anyone to approach you, tell you they are the police, and want to take you for questioning. [/quote]

WTF? I have spent two months in Peru and never had this happen. You must look like an easy target. Were you the guy that approached me, asked me if I was a marine, told me you wanted to find a certain bar but couldn't speak spanish and had me ask people where the bar was? If so, I get it. (wink)

[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]
2) In Kennedy park I must have been offered at least 10 kilos of cocaine by more than half the Lima population. Many asshole's would try to follow me no matter how rude I was to them, and I was really rude.[/quote]

all I can say is I call bullshit on you. Once in a great while someone will wisper cocaine to you, but that is true in all of south america and also true in many parks in america. So what? Do you really think being rude to street hustlers will get you anywhere? For someone who professes to travel a lot, you don't seem to know very much.

[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]
I have been to the farthest reaches of Asia and there is not trash on the side of the road and greasy, non showering brats running around tying to set you up for his older brother by tuggin' on your dick while just trying to have a peaceful afternoon.
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Bullshit.


I have been to asia many times. Some of the dirtiest third world places in the world are asian. Some of the most pathetic homeless children I have ever seen was in Asia. Some of the nastiest women in the world are asian. Some of the highest HIV, HPV, herpes and chlymadia rates in the world are in asia. Also, I will bet no one tugged on your dick in the street.

You are deluded.

[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]


I can't recommend Peru to any unseasoned traveler.[/quote]

I think I speak for everyone in Lima...we withdraw our recommendation of peru to you.
[QUOTE=Khmer Lover 86]
I have been traveling over 100k per year for the past 10 years and have been chasing pussy for 41 years. I am 42. If you really want the best mongering in the world with the best woman, kind, CLEAN and eager to serve plan your mongering to Cambodia or Vietnam. I will meet you there and pay for your first piece of asian rookie pussy (super cheap). But you can't tell my Thai wife. They are allowed to cut your dick off if you commit adultry. I still have my dick and I fucked a Vietnamese chick while my wife watched, but that's another story.



[/QUOTE]


STFU. You impress no one and I think no one cares about a 10 dollar cambodian ***** who probably was sold by her brother for 100 bucks. Maybe you don't know this, but cambodia and Vietnam have a very high incidence of sexual slavery, unlike Peru and the other 'shitholes' in south america. go back to where the women are forced to like you by gunpoint and leave us alone.

Gentlemen:

We are all travel wise, but on a Sunday we let our guard down. Lets put this in perspective:

[b]Khmer Lover 86 = Troll

Troll = Ignore His Ass[/b].

Any questions?

Suerte!

Polvo

[QUOTE=Elberto]I need to find some of those chicks who don't freak out when they see me dip my hand in the lube past my wrist.[/QUOTE]

Christ - I freak out when you do that!!

Polvo

I did what I set out to do. Get a visceral response from the peanut gallery. I did not mean to offend anyone but I thought I should report what I experienced and how "I" feel about where "I" went. I have never filed a report before this Peru thing because I did not know about this site. I did not know there was a forum for people seeking debauchery.

I have cut and pasted a response from a fellow and I would like to specifically answer some of his questions. It does not matter if anyone believes my claims but I do want to share what I experienced in Lima.

"cut and past section"

Now less than 36 hours after your arrival we are to believe that you have already figured out not only the entire city, country, and continent, but also the whole of Latin culture?

It is not as if your body of work in Asia lends any credibility to what you have say. I looked for your reports. There are none.

So it would be quite helpful if you could please brag yourself up a little more, so we can all see how intelligent and worldly you truly are. We're really very interested.

Oh, and I think you need to assure us that some of your best friends are Latin and insist profusely that there is not racist bone in your body.

Otherwise, I'm afraid that most of us will be convinced by your words, e. G. "shithole Latin countries, " that a racist is EXACTLY what you are.

DB

I may have been a little harsh on the "Latin Culture" but this is how I feel. I have been to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Argentina, Columbia, and now Peru. These entire visits where business related so you know I stayed at the best hotels, and had all of my needs paid for by my company. These countries introduced to me to the best they had to offer and I did not like it at all. The culture is weak and lacks substance. Now there are a few things I did enjoy. The food is for the most part very good. The women are quite beautiful. But the whole Latin persona does nothing for me. It is fine if some else likes it. I will stand next to you and help you fight for the right to love Latin culture. But you must stand and fight for me the right to not like Latin culture. I have met many wonderful people in these countries, exchanged emails and had beers after work. But I am still "ethnocentric". I believe my culture is better and I chose to life my culture. Now living my culture in Nong Khai Thailand is not easy but I will adapt.

In response to someone who asked if I approached them and asked the location of a night club, no this was not me.

I think the reason I was approached so much about coke was I must have looked as wired as I felt.

My goal here was to add a report. I wish Artisttyp would have somehow contacted me. This guy writes the best reports and my perspective may have changed if I was not just wired and chasing woman. I cut my visit short because the whole reason I left my wife was pure mongering and she knows it. No matter how much I lie to her and how many stories I make up she knows that every month or so I get this urge to test the limits and stand on the edge of existence. Once the haze begins to fade my conscious asks me "what the hell are you doing? ". So I change my flight, before something else happens and I start another round of madness, and go home. I just arrived in Houston from Lima and I am waiting for my Cle connection. One day in Ohio and back to the "Land of Smiles". To a life of peace and ease. A life of peace and ease until the urge creeps up again and it takes me somewhere I should not be. This forum is great but it also feeds my terrible urges.

Good luck to all!

Ok guys. Finally I made my first trip to Lima. For mongering (AA freq 35k miles) came handy to visit Lima and Medellin. So I split a week in each location to savor the local talent. I missed my connecting flight from miami and was put on the evening flight next day that arrived around 8pm in Lima. Since my spanish was very limited I was worried arriving at night, however I was impressed by the airport facilities at that time. The information booth arranged a taxi to my hotel maria luisa. Since I had booked junior suite S85 my check in went smooth. I still do not understand the mobile security lockers they provide which you carry to the room. Glad I booked the junior suite it was adequate, quiet and the large mirror in the bedroom is a nice touch for viewing while you are with chicas. They also have an internet ready computer in the lobby. I was doing some research on another forum and perutops so that I do not waste time during my short saty. ML is only few minutes from the Tequila rocks and also provide flyers for free entry and 1 free drink. I picked one of those and went there. To the contrary on this board I found few 9's to my liking and there was no pressure from the girls. Then I met this blonde haired ashley and started asking out to the hotel. Her friend came to rescue in translating. Off we went to hotel and had a great gfe. I was impressed that it all happened without prior discussions. We did 2 times and both were very passionate. She left her cell number to call her again. Since I like variety did not contact her. Because of the elections I noted all the top tier clubs were closed. So I didn't experience any of these clubs (69, emmanuelle, scarletts). I also met Jose (another forum member) a cool guy during my stay here who was on an expedition with non pro lists. Again because of my spanish I relied on this forum and called katya and had another wonderful time. She didn't allow me to take pictures. I think her picture is posted here in the forum. I want to thank personally David_33 for arranging a superb model christina, a definite 10 in looks and service and also a teenager who claims she is 18. Both showed so much enthusiasm in satisfying me. The teenager was so rapid spanish speaker I have to contact jose couple of times for help. For first time visitors like me I would recommend contacting David33 for non-pro arrangments to avoid any disappointments. I couldn't meet him but he was nice enough to contact me before and the following day to ensure everything worked out fine. Also I made a side trip to machu pichu during my visit. It is a must see for all Lima visitors. The flight to Cusco was 50us (this is direct from lan.com website last minute deals section). Booked the vistadome train (Peru rail.com) to aqua caliente. Make sure to get the left side window for breathtaking views. At Cusco I stayed at the ninos, walking distance to the plaza. The night life is very converged at Cusco. They all are within a block in the plaza. I had a nice dinner at the los rommeos which included the Peru cultural show. After a nice dinner (pisca sour/ceviche) I went to the ukkukus club as recommeded by the restaurant waiter. The afro live band show was entertaining. There were a lot of local girls who I feel are available to hang out if you stay there for few days. Also the doorman offered to get me a cute chica for S150 but did not participate, since I was looking for Medellin adventure (will post in Medellin section). I would recommend visiting brasillatatica during your day time escapades to see the Peru cultural shows. Overall I felt safe while in Lima and definitely make more visits in the future.

[QUOTE=John Sperm]Dude you can go back to 326 Pedro Conde .. but this time try the second floor, ask the guy for it .. hi name is Castillo, I think .. since he already knows you .. from before...ask him to take you to the second floor.. the real spinners are there although it is 50-60 soles... ... good luck and see if you can sneak a camera I need to see some of the young ones from the second floor... good luck ..[/QUOTE]


I dont mean to ***** but we need to get our information straight. We are supposed to walk into places knowing the deal.
I went back to pedro conde today and rang the upstairs buzzer instead of the ground floor. I was let in and introduced to 5 attractive women at a price of 30 soles for the half hour. However when the guy showed me into the room there was only a massage table.
The upstairs is a whole different operation than the downstairs. They are both owned by different people. Upstairs 30 soles covers a half hour massage. Two are available for another 30 soles then sex is provided for an additional fee. I doubt anyone will be fucking here just a hand job/blowjob.

Again no offense I just want things to run smoothly since these places dont see many tourists.

Hope all's been well with you folks. Not sure when I'll get back down that way, but from time to time, I still check the board. I really need to make it down there soon. Maybe not this year, since Colombia and now the Philippines have the plans locked up for the year of the year. Funny how this board has really picked up over the past couple of years.

WestFla - 2 months now???? Glad to see that you're enjoying it down there. Had the pleasure of hanging with a couple of fellas from the old website down there in Lima with Screwed Up last year. Blew them away too. Just wanted to send a shoutout.

Monger on!!!

[QUOTE=WestFLA]I have been to those places as well, and you are correct. That is why sweeping generalizations, outright fantasy, bigoted comments, and silly conclusions should be ignored or responded to in the manner they deserve..or not at all.

By the way, Pattaya is a lot of fun. There is this bar on Soi 6 where you and your buddys can get a bbbj and a beer while talking and/or watching the tv. Great fun![/QUOTE]

I think that Khmer Lover is his own condemnation. One doesn´t even need to read between the lines. A few fries short of a happy meal and let´s leave it at that.

A big thanks to Sly One for inviting me to his party Saturday night, especially given that we had only met once briefly before. It was truly an incredible experience. My only slightly negative comments are that there weren´t enough girls to guys, and that the lesbian show had no sex in it. But overall it was an experience I´ll always remember. Sly and I went out with some of the girls to a disco and for food afterward, and a great time was had by all.

The last thing I expected was to be the kickoff for the party, but there I was, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I was stripped naked, blindfolded and handcuffed to a chair, getting water poured all over me and my dick sucked. Then it just led to a big fuckfest in Sly One´s master suite. Again, many thanks, Sly, for your hospitality and great party. It gives me a good reason to come back to Lima soon! And I got a number and a date out of it with one of the hottest girls there.

I sessioned yesterday again with Jessica at Relax and Vida. Apparently the second time is a lot longer and more sexual, either because I tipped her well the first time, house policy, or she just plain liked me. The cutie actually burned a salsa cd for me, since I told her last time that I was a salsero. I guess she knew I would come back. There was some condom bj and fake sex, like fucking her thighs, a great massage, and then the sauna. She said she had no problem with my coming twice and/or having another girl there too, which I´ll try next time. Again, there is no (Clintonian) sex here, but a great experience for a little money. Highly recommended.

Many thanks to another member of this forum, who wishes to remain nameless, for turning me on to a lovely 18 year old blond spinner who came up for room service today. (The hotel, Las Americas, is now not charging me for guests, don´t know why, won´t ask). This girl blew me away, literally and figuratively. She barely got in the door when she started asking me what fantasies and fetishes I had. Mine aren´t too far out there, but she was quite willing to oblige. 250 soles for two hours of nonstop incredible action. Sorry guys, I can´t name names, but this is just an example of what´s in abundance here in Lima.