Amsterdam

Looks like business has slowed down significantly in Amsterdam RLD. We continue shorting the piece of sh!t Euro here and business aint getting better until both the Euro and RLD prices come down.

Tipplezone

I read that the Tippelzone closed down. Quite dissapoining.....

Headed to Ams/NL for the first time pretty soon and would like some advice. I'll be mostly in Eindhoven but wil be traveling. I'd love to find some sweet/hot chick for a GFE not interested in the RLD. I heard there were some excellent escort services that come to the hotels in the area, although I have not done any research on the topic. Any help would be much apreciated.

Thanks

Guys, this can not be said enough, the main RLD is a tourist ghetto and ripoff!! After window shopping on my 5th visit to AMS RLD, I decided to go ahead and do the deed as I never did a Dutch girl before. Found really tall and nice blonde girl who upon entering and asking prices, said she would not remove her top. Pissed that I agreed to price and then ask question later as she pushes me out the door. Found another blonde who was really petite and looked like she was 17. Decided I would do her instead as nobody was stopping at her window. Same deal, no top off during sex unless you pay exorbitant amount. Got fed up with this BS and decided to try very nice Chinese girl I saw earlier near the first Ducth girl. Curtains drawn so she was busy. Could've waited but even though we know these girls go with many night each night, I didn't want to see who she was with or have that thought.

Mind you this is peak hour 10pm on a Saturday night. Didn't matter that it rained a little, mongers are like mailman and cum out in any weather! Finally found Dutch girl who was trying to tout a threesome with her exotic friend while I negotiated top off. Demanded $$ up front and did not allow me to remove her clothes and kept telling me to hurry up with mine. Got me on the bed and started CBJ. Technique was mechanical as she only used mouth to wet it while using hand for friction. Tried to move her hair out of the way to see but she barked at me and told me to look in the mirror. I have to say it was feeling too good as she was skilled and focused only on the sensitive head area so told her to stop and we changed position with her on the bed.

Here is the real BS part. She guided me with both hands to her open pussy and although it felt like it went in, I began having my doubts after pushing along. Either she was dry or I was just F(#king her hands! Girl had real attitude as when I tried to fondle her breasts, she scolded me. When I asked to change position, she said no. Having doubts if I was inside her or not, tried to take it out but she said no, hurry up and hurry up. Now that I was not in the mood and felt I was going to grow limp, I decided to lean on her and kiss her neck while humping away just trying to get it over with. Get off me she says and when I do come, she immediately pulls me out (remember, she has a hand on my shaft too and knows when I come or not) saying she has a baby inside her and does not want to take any risk of condom breaking. Some f#%king mother she is going to be one day. She takes the condom off and it is wet but only near the tip. I guess I did her Japanese style where only 2 inches of it goes in, doing only missionary position, and cum inside of 10 minutes.

And BTW, the top off never came off even though she said yes. Once $$ is handed over, its all over for us suckers. When I walked out on the street afterwards, I felt like I had "sucker" branded all across my face as I did not pick up any chicks this time dancing till dawn at the nightclubs like I did on 3 of my last 5 trips.

Screw me once, Amsterdamn you. Screw me twice, hey, that won't happen again!

I may try Alkmaar or Dutch town but only after this bad taste has gone from this terrible experience.

Hysteromania,

I totally agree with you. Two years ago I had similar experiance. But out of five I had one good experiance. Girl was 6 foot tall and let me suck her tits and in all it was good experiance. After that she asked me about my experiance with her but that's it. I was told it's very rare but next day I could not see her in same window and what I experienced was worst fuck in my life. I would rather fuck rubber dolls in those shops than those girls.

Hyst,

Sorry you had to learn the hard way, but I guess we all did in our turn. Some of us have decided to more or less boycott sex in the Wallen...go to the Achterdam in Alkmaar. That will wash the bad taste and put a satisfied smile back on your face...

Hyster and others wanting to taste the Walletjes RLD, and wanting to avoid the ripoff treatment that poor mongerers thinking through their loins and ignoring all of the numerous warnings posted here through the centuries from previous trailblazing mongerers inevitably receive, should try the fantastic ignatz site where there's a rating service for all of the sp in Am-dam. Maybe next time you'll at least see some tits for your money! LOL

I guess it is like being a kid and told not to touch the hot stove. No matter how much people tell you not to, the only real way you may learn is by actually touching it. Then you will realize what it feels like to be burned and will never do it again. I guess I got burned as I have just been too spoiled by girls in South Asia and South America.

I had two recent experiences with outcall services in Amsterdam while staying at the airport. First was with Bernadette-escort.com. The quoted price was 170 euro, a very attractive Czech girl showed up, but it turned out that anything more than one pop was extra (including DATY). On top of that, only CBJ was on the menu. Very dissapointing given my original expectations. For around 270 euro you could have had two pops with DATY, in my view knowing that up front is different from an upsell in the room.

The second was definitely better. I found amsterdamcallgirls.com. Supposedly this is a coop and all the providers are 'owners'. I spoke to Anita, she quoted 190 euro all inclusive. This was also CBJ, though I think that could change given a repeat visit. The lady fit the description I was given, was reasonably open (multiple pops, DATY), and I would probably use this service again. They definitely were more attuned to the desires of their clients. In fact, if you have a layover in the airport, they apparently have an 'airport special' where they will send a driver to bring you to a motel where you can have fun with one of their ladies before returning to catch your flight - I did not get the price for this.

Next time I hope to check out some of the private clubs like Sarphatia.

I was in Holland last week for the first time in a few years. Tried the RLDs in Den Haag and Amsterdam first. Both experiences featured young (21 and 19-year-old) "blonde" Dutch girls, petite with smallish boobs the way I like them. The one in Den Haag was on Doublestraat, the one in AMS on Stoofsteeg. Both nice and pretty enough, though in both cases the typical RLD BS: no kissing ("only my boyfriend" said the first, what a turn-off); the second wanted €25 extra for doggie (for whatever reason no extra for other positions, among those utilised being mish and CG). No hassles over getting nekkid or other services, so in general these were economical experiences despite also being on the mechanical side.

High point of the trip was a night in Amsterdam where I visited what's become my old staple, Club Elégance (www.club-elegance.nl). It was my third time in this place, and when I arrived a bit after nine there were about 10 ladies and I was the only customer. At least three of the ladies were doable (one was a statuesque Dutch blonde, but I'd had enough of the Dutch thoroughbreds). I settled on Sara, a very petite girl of Moroccan descent. The rooms at this place are rather nice, on the largish side with nice big beds and a hot tub as standard issue.

Things got off to a good start with the standard CBJ. She arranged herself lotus-style between my legs and started sucking. She was so small I could actually wrap my legs around her and pull her tight against me while she worked away. She also had a necklace with a fairly large medallion that would swing back and forth and periodically massage my balls, making for a fine and memorable BJ.

MPCFS followed, first CG then doggie (her legs between my legs, quite tight) before finishing in mish. We finished the hour chatting in the hot tub.

Afterwards we hung out at the bar as I finished the five drinks included with the cover charge. Overall a nice experience, but this place is not cheap. Cover is €75, though as noted, includes five drinks. Price for one hour in a room (with a girl, of course) is €275. As I learned in my earlier visits, the girls are also allowed only to drink champagne, the cheapest bottle of which is €110. I don't think a purchase is mandatory, but you might get some girls who say it is since I suppose they get a cut. Also, don't take a taxi there -- if you do, they will add the kickback they give to the driver to your cover charge. Just call them and they'll send a car to your hotel or whatever, as well as a return ride.

On my next trip I might try one of the escort services. It's a pity, though, that few I found in Amsterdam seemed to feature pictures of the girls available, unlike those in London, which remains one of my favourite mongering grounds (though sadly, one of the most expensive).

Gentlemen,

As you might know, it's 50 Euro for 15 minuntes of standard FS (including an often lazy CBJ). You have to haggle even to get more than one position. I left feeling ripped off every time. Sure, I got off, but it was too rushed and most of the girls that I met were rude and/or straight up scammers. I only had one that was worth my time. Amsterdam is still sucking off the tit of its reputation that is no longer deserved.

I only post here to warn others that might be considering a trip to this "legendary" city. Unless you're into drugs or have tourist attractions in mind, avoid AMS. IMHO, there are much better places to monger.

Nefarious

Trip Report,

Just returned after spending four days and four nights in Amsterdam. I have to agree with a prior post here stating that the pickings are slim. When I was there in January there seemed to be more going in Singel and the main RLD. Literally on this trip there was about 30% less trim to choose from, nevertheless I still enjoyed the brief visit enough to fuel my desire and return ASAP.

After reading a few prior posts here on the WSG about “GFE” girlfriend experience that others received, this time I got it! My fun started out re-visiting the Russian babe I mentioned on my January report. Maybe it was the anticipation of knowing what I was soon going to get, however she was great, so nice I actually entered her kamer four times while in Amsterdam. The last visit on Sunday topped off every experience I ever had prior, not only with her but all pros in my history of paying for trim.

The first few visits were typical, she did the normal routine that pleased me ever so much and kept me coming back. Never did I feel rushed, pressured or uncomfortable in her presence. Surprisingly enough, time was never the factor with me and she never said a word about it, after the job was done we talked a bit and always ended with triple kiss Dutch style that she initiated.

Sunday started out normal, the typical greeting with a kiss and slowly stripping down for fun, I found it interesting when she never mentioned cash, after it dawned on me I finally reached for my wallet and whipped out the Euros. With “Marina” I never spent more than 50 Euro, the only reason I kicked it up a bit from 35 was due to her services.

We had sex in the usual positions, maybe it could have been from walking the many miles I did, it could have been from the vigorous sex prior or just the sheer exhaustion from partying, however I was feeling tired. After 20 minutes of pounding and my heart thumping to the beat of a stopwatch, I just wanted to throw in the towel and give up. I looked at her and said, “that’s it, I am tired and cant cum”, she quickly replied to my surprise and said “no! you are not tired, you keep going and I will get into another position”.

Wow! This was a first for me and I can almost guarantee that this is not an everyday experience made available to everyone. Aside from the surprise I was flattered and ultimately pleased to have found someone who cares. I can be about 99% certain had I said this to any other girl who I visited in my past, they would have said ok you are tired? Have a nice day and goodbye.

Call me a creature of habit, however when I find something good I will be back and I hope to see her “Marina” later this year. The other babe who I experienced in Singel was ok, cute and sexy, nothing really to brag about and she was available for 40 Euro.

The main RLD really is a tourist pit and I am surprised the girls working there actually make money on a Friday or Saturday night. When I walked around it was so crowded with tourists hardly anyone would approach the kamers, when someone did it not serious from what I saw, only humorous chat and that’s all.

On a side alley off Achterburgwal, there’s a specific row of kamers that wraps around to Achterburgwal, while walking through it was not hard to notice a guy being kicked out, shouted at and seeing the door slamming behind him, needless to say something happened and the girl had quite the nasty attitude. Many of the girls in the main RLD really do not even look at you anymore, in the past I used to stumble and trip every other step when walking by the kamers as I received numerous smiles from the many babes. Even the window tapping has reduced substantially.

If anyone is interested in decent accommodations, I recommend the Hotel Ibis located directly next to Centraal Station. Rooms are clean and fully contained with great showers and cable TV. The hotel has 7 floors and a restaurant, very secure as “credit card style” keys are required to access the elevators. About 85-125 Euro a night depending on season and its perfectly located right between the main RLD and Singel. They even have a loyalty program offered and after 11 nights spent in one year, you get a free night on the house. Request the “city side” and not the waterfront/train station side.

To conclude, I still think Amsterdam is fun and exciting, the combination of trim and coffeeshops makes this an ultimate destination for me. Reading some of the negative posts here on Amsterdam amuses me, even though some guys have bad times it does not mean everyone will and it really has much to do with selection, attitude and never forgetting for the girls its only business. Negotiate and treat the girls nicely, you might receive rewards others fail to. Hope you guys enjoyed the report.

Joecaddy.....

Ok, read several messages regarding lack of info concerning the escort scene. Well, maybe I can help out a bit.

Some of the escort sites which do feature real pics and which I have personally tried myself;

www.prettywomen.nl
www.angel-escort.com
www.heaven-escort.nl
www.allure-escorts.com
www.amoroso.nl
www.dolce-vita.nl
www.privateconnection.nl
www.dibbes.com
www.secret-escort.nl
www.millennium-lady-escort.nl

Most of these girls are Easteuropean though. There are other escort agencies with mainly westeuropean girls, but their rates usually start at around 175euros/hour, so almost double.

I’ve recently got back from the Dam after a three day trip. Thought I’d write up my experiences with a few of the girls in the Walletjes. I wasted no time in checking in to my hotel (The Luxer on Warmoesstraat – 80 Euro a night for a single room if booked on the net far enough in advance) and strolling out around the adjoining RLD. I didn’t intend on getting a girl straight away but that’s what happened.

Saw a nice dark girl about 30 or so metres north of the Casa Rossa on the west side of the Oudezijds Achterburgwal. She inhabits a kind of basement kamer where you have to stoop to go down into if you’re at all tall. Sara(h) was petite, dark skinned and with a really nice smile. She didn’t smile all that often though as she seemed just a tad down in the mouth. She said she was Brazilian but had been brought up in the Netherlands and had been in the business for a few years. The whole thing was over in a couple of minutes. After a quite good CBJ I climbed on top for mish and thrust away for a while to completion. She didn’t really put me at my ease a great deal and I felt pretty tense during the act. It was in fact typically passionless and mechanical. I’m not looking for GFE but a little involvement, faked if necessary, would have improved matters immeasurably. As it was the first time in too long since I’d had sex I had told her in advance it wasn’t going to last long. Her mobile phone text alert went off just as I did and this prompted her to say “Ooh, you finished just in time”. I’m pretty laid back about some of the liberties these girls take with paying customers but I really don’t like to be interrupted by mobiles on the job.

I had a nice enough chat afterwards though. She said that since the introduction of the Euro business has been bad as prices all over had gone up and that paying customers were thinner on the ground, and it would be about 5 years before the whole thing balanced out again to become better value, by which time she hoped not to be in the job.

It wasn’t too bad a first time back in Amsterdam. I could now look forward to a few value for money lays. I perhaps wouldn’t have chosen Sarah with the benefit of hindsight. Although a nice girl and pleasant person I should have noticed the rather bored demeanour as I passed by instead of leaping in and letting my dick rule my head. However the first one is only to drain the bilge tanks prior to the real plundering.

I‘ll post my other experiences later on.

Spent the evening around the Walletjes on Weds 24th despite earlier having located the RLD’s in de Pijp and Singel – both of which didn’t have that much on offer. So much more variety in the main RLD, despite the increased amount of empty kamers on last year.

I’d intended to try one of the gorgeous model-ish blondes this evening, but I passed a window on the southern side of Oudekennisteeg and saw the lovely Thai girl Mon on duty. I instantly melted as I’d had her on a whim last year and been pleased with my choice. Price was the usual 50 Euros for the S&F. I negotiated the incredibly treacherously steep stairs up to her large room. She stripped off totally and proceeded to give me an excellent CBJ. Normally during this procedure I feel nothing but Mon did it with such enthusiasm and skill that it turned out a real treat. She climbed on top of me and sat on me cowgirl. It was then I’d told her that we’d met before. She was very pleased at this and she then asked me which position I’d prefer so we went mish for a while. It was good fun but as I was not 100% and a bit tired I knew it’s be an effort to cum so I chose to finish in doggy, which helps me cum a lot easier for some reason. This cost me an extra 10 Euro but was well worth it. I banged away at Mon’s cute pussy with my hands resting on top of her arse cheeks. She certainly enjoyed this position and was quite turned on, albeit briefly.

When I’d finished we chatted a bit about my last visit and the accidents she’d seen some of her clients have had when falling down the stairs! She even got a cup of water for me when I told her I was thirsty. What a considerate girl. I even got a peck on the cheek when I left. Mon was a real pleasure to be with. Not hard-nosed, considerate, chatty, relaxed and generally good-spirited.

This experience was in contrast to the one I had a couple of hours later when I chose an average-looking Dutch girl called Lisa at the very northern and last kamer on the east side of the Oudezijds Achterburgwal. I agreed the usual 50 Euro S&F on the door then climbed two flights of stairs up to quite a large room at the front of the building. As I handed over the cash she started to give me a hard sell, saying that for an extra 25 Euro I could have a lot more and that I wasn’t going to get any more than the “basic service” for my money. I explained to her that I wasn’t really interested in anything else but she was trying really hard to squeeze it out of me. She was turning round and rubbing her bum in my crotch and grazing my dick with her fingers. This might sound like not much of a nightmare, but she was being really pushy when I’d already made the deal on the door and had handed over the 50 Euro. It pissed me off a bit. For a brief while I thought I wasn’t going to get anything for my money but she eventually acquiesced when I continually pleaded poverty. I requested doggy as my one position just before we began and she said that would be extra. Surprise fucking surprise.

We started the F&S which was OK but a little coloured for me by the gratuitous hard sell before we started. There was a long mirror by the side of the bed so I could watch myself heaving away on her. Frankly I looked at my reflection and found myself a real turn-off. I had the facial expression of someone who would really be in a bar down the street. This decreased my ardour yet further and I pounded away in mish for a while, well, ages actually, so she suggested “you want wanky”, which I thought a good idea. I was never going to cum in that position. I was still off-colour and a little drained from my experience with Mon. She tugged on my dick whilst massaging my balls and I finished, but it had been a struggle.

There was no cosy Mon-style chat with Lisa. She was all business once I’d finished and not that keen on my questions, so I pulled on the threads double quick and got out of there. Things were civil but hardly comfortable. I don’t expect all the girls to be like Mon, but a little less pushiness would go a long way to make things a more relaxed all round.