Moscow

Dear lovely Helena,


Like the song “…diamonds are girls best friend…” But I better keep the giant one for a special occasion.

[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]I've never met a girl who complained when I gave her a pearl necklace. Except for sometimes when I sprayed some of the pearls into her hair. They hate that.

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace[/url][/QUOTE]


I'd also not complain, I like pearls, plus I know that to be ungrateful is bad manner =)))). But the necklace alone would forse me to spend money on a ring or earings. Not all people believe in that lucks-unlucks, may be your girls didn't.

i made my first trip to moscow and needed outcall as i was with associates who are not enlightened as to our ways. i took advice from fob (friend on board) to call kristina of ecorts-elitegirls.ru . i emailed kristina before trip asking for sabina for the night sunday and she told me she would reserve her and what a great choice i made. i was specific about dfk and some other fun stuff.

sunday night a girl shows up who is a 6/10 and clearly not sabina. i tell kristina i only want her 2 hours and k starts her "we had a deal" speech, upon which i informed her i was not stupid and if she would like i would send yana out immediately or keep her for 2 hours. k was taken back and then agreed to send another girl to add to the evening for a discount and some 2+1 action. that was just doubling the worthless 2 hours. yana is nice and fun but not into even touching another girl. yana kept laughing when miss-forgotten-name was moaning like a wounded cat every time i touched her. i finally just closed my eyes and dreamed of tyra doing denise richards while listening to the wounded cat.

day 2
k calls me asking how i liked it and following my education learned from murillo (portugal), doc, and other mentors, i explained my displeasure in very strong terms. no dfk, no sabina, her dishonesty... she guarantees me to send the right girl and tells me how i need to meet irina and natsya. i give her a priority of three different girls for 10pm. "1 girl" i say, "and if she is not whom i ask for i will send her back". now i know in my business head that k is ... well let's say ... not exactly reputable and honest. 10pm 2 girls show up 1 claiming to be katya. she is not, she is clearly irina and her friend natsya. i call k and just for sport give her hell while smiling and winking at the girls in front of me. they have a great time listening to me give k absolute hell. k puts me on hold and calls them repeatedly. now i am sitting 1 m from them, i am now thinking this k is a nut case, has one oar in the water kind of person. however i finally tell k quit calling i hang up and i keep both girls and we have a party for $500 the night. irina is a sweatheart and very sexy but no dfk but she likes to touch and kiss the other girls body.

day 3
k calls about 416 times to my mobile while i am in business meetings. i am now thinking she is crazy. i finally call her back that night and tell her that i know she has about 6 girls and most of her pictures are fake and she would do better telling people the truth. she wants to debate it with me telling me she can send somene else. i finally hang up on her and turn off my phone.

lessons: kristina is a nut case. russian college girls 6/10 and 7/10 are very friendly and available, hotel girls are in lobbies, english is pretty common in moscow <25 yr olds, there are some smoking hot girls in the shops in malls, there must be better agencies, kristina is a nut case (did i mention that!).

good hunting,

dave

Helena... dear! Me thinks thee do not understand the "pan Amerikasky" humour of the infamous and evil "doktor skank"...

HINT... Think of a "liquid" pearl necklace... OR perhaps you prefer that he supplement his pearl necklace with rim shots to your ears as well the double strand on your neck???? Each to their own I suppose! :)

[QUOTE=CA Traveler]Helena... dear! Me thinks thee do not understand the "pan Amerikasky" humour of the infamous and evil "doktor skank"...

HINT... Think of a "liquid" pearl necklace... OR perhaps you prefer that he supplement his pearl necklace with rim shots to your ears as well the double strand on your neck???? Each to their own I suppose! :)[/QUOTE]


Dear Ca T.
I am not American and I'm not supposed to understand all your jokes. I thought that the guys spoke about real presents for their girlfriends and really were interested in my opinion. If not - I don't mind. It would be funny to see how you understand Russian jokes spoken by Russians on Russian sleng. Do you, by the way speak any Russian? Or you spread your "pearls" around in silence?

VV:

Thank god I am not French... although I really do admire the French for many things, French cinema, French pride and nationalism (a healthy national pride is the core of every great people), France's historical achievements (particularly for their support of America and American democracy during the birth of our nation) etc... so dont take me the wrong way... every nation has its charms, shames and value. But yeah, I am happy to be American, just as you are happy to be French and Helena Russian.

Helena:

We certainly understand you are not American and no, we wont understand all your мать humour, even though we wish we could... сука буду-не забуду...


And Big Bro, because he is an honest and caring man, WAS speaking about real presents for his serious girlfriend. I think its great that he is showing his special girl his feelings. When a man and woman "click" it is great and nothing in the world can take that joy away from them. Happiness between a man and a woman, on whatever level, is one of the fundemental joys of life and something to be cherished beyond compare. I am sure your advice on jewelry helped him (I also noted your comments) and since ISG is really an almost exclusive gang of men, we really do appreciate all your input... so please keep posting your feminine thoughts!

I was just making a joke about the term "pearl necklace", being facetious and pointing to the humorous context that "pearl necklace" has in English. Sorry if you didnt understand, but my dear Helena, you obviously dont read the posts of others in detail. All you had to do was click on the link I put in my post and you would have known what I was talking about. So maybe next time you should think twice when your next customer says " darling would you like a lovely pearl necklace?" But if its me, please say, "Yes dear, give me your best pearl necklace, just not in my hair"

dear helena...
I know I would not understand, at least in Russian, your Russki humor... My Russian is limited to DA, which is the only word I wait for...

Also, please do not take my clarification of doc's post in jest as an insult to you, personally, or to your English skills! I can only hope that one day my Russian skills will be half of what your English skills are today!

CT

QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]:

All you had to do was click on the link I put in my post and you would have known what I was talking about. So maybe next time you should think twice when your next customer says " darling would you like a lovely pearl necklace?" But if its me, please say, "Yes dear, give me your best pearl necklace, just not in my hair"[/QUOTE]

I clicked. I thought where would be a picture, but there was something like jargon speaking, so I thought you gave this link by mistake. I never heard that men (clients or not) would speak anything like that, if they spoke of stones, rings or necklaces, they meant real ones. I'd really get upset if someone made such a stupid joke on me. And I think if a man would mean something real and I'd make such a joke in return, it could be taken as abuse, especially if he didn’t understand American humor.

Doc give it to her....you can;t win her in perspective talking..she gets everything right in the end...

HM:

I think you are still failing to understand the joke. No one would promise a girl a real "pearl necklace" and then just jizz on her tits, and then laugh ha ha. Its meant as a slang term from the outset and is usually just spoken between men talking about sex anyway. Most English-speaking girls would understand though. I was just hoping to add to your cultural education. Just as in Russian mat, American/English slang is diverse enough that native English speakers could speak about sex at length and an non-native probably wouldnt understand much, even though if you think about the words in context it does make sense.

I am sure there are Russian slang equivalents to things like "pearl necklace' that you would instantly understand without thinking twice...but never mind.

This "conversation" does however demonstrate a common problem though, communication or lack thereof.

I will be heading to Moscow on May 7th after 3 days in St. Petersburg; I will be staying in the Hyatt in Moscow and the Novotel in St Pete. Any recommendations for guaranteed first closs mongering would be very appreciated. I will be traveling with 3 friends, and we all have our own rooms or suites.

I really could use guidance or a guide while there to be able to maximize the club, banya, and salon scenes...HELP!

Dave

[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]HM:

I think you are still failing to understand the joke. Most English-speaking girls would understand though. I was just hoping to add to your cultural education.
I am sure there are Russian slang equivalents to things like "pearl necklace' that you would instantly understand without thinking twice...but never mind.
[/QUOTE]

Ok, ok, Skank, now I understood and enlarged my vocabulary ;). Peace. By the way, it's really strange, but we have no any equivalents to this "necklace" in Russian slang. If you ever hear it from your Russian men-friends, please, let me know =)))))))))), my Russian skills also need to improove from time to time.

World of language is unbelievable. One word, one meaning caused such a commotion in thoughts.

Anyway, thanks for the advices and PMs…

From my view ISG is not only an ego-satisfying forum. It is more like an online life college. Experts, mentors, juniors and rookies…

Not only we share our experiences, but also we learn a lot from others true-life experiences.

Sex or how to get laid were not the only topics. ATM machine problems, using credit cards, semi pros, freebies, ways to find cheap flights, sponsoring and so many other discussions were made.

Maybe I am too optimistic or try to look in different perspective, but in this crazy world, mongering and related experiences are the flavors of our (or only mine) uniformed life.

Dear friends,

I will be in Moscow in May for few days at WTC hotel.

Does anyone know if there prof or semipr working at WTC?

Thanks,

Lorenzo

[QUOTE=Lorenzo Rome]Dear friends,

I will be in Moscow in May for few days at WTC hotel.

Does anyone know if there prof or semipr working at WTC?

Thanks,

Lorenzo[/QUOTE]


There are some girls working inside the hotel.
If you deside to invite girls from outside, better arrange it in advance, before 9 o'clock, because after this time security start to squeeze the money (50$ for girl's entrance). You'll also have to meet the girl downstairs and take her out. In the morning or day time no such problems. Girls come and go easily, security "don't see" them.