Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=AssLover945;2498574]Asking for a friend, who has a fetish for these.

He is now based in Bkk and was asking me where to find such sexy costumes.

Pics attached for reference only.

I remember long time back I had wandered off behind a big mall and they had a whole section of shops selling such kinky costumes.

There were like rows and rows of shops with display dolls wrapped up for all to see.

I forget now which place it was.

Can anyone help me with the mall I am talking about?[/QUOTE]I recall a shop in Patpong (Silom) a few years ago. Near Bada Bing Go Go.

Don't know if still open.

There has been quite a lot of discussion about these Thai sideline websites but very few actual reports. Perhaps most guys are like me. They look at the girls and think yes I'll definitely try her sometime but then never actually get around to it and end up going to their usual places. Tonight I finally tried it.

Choosing the right girl isn't easy because there are so many of them and the photos are touched up. I ended up only looking for girls in their early 20's, below 50 kg with natural C cups and long hair (no fringe). This narrows the choices down considerably. I sent messages to a few girls in English which were totally ignored so I sent in Thai and there were no problems. I asked my chosen girl a couple more questions to make sure she was right for me and then made the booking. She gave me the name of the hotel and told me to contact her when I arrive. I did and she gave me the room number. It was all very hassle free with no interaction with hotel staff or anyone else.

I knocked on the door with fairly low expectations. The girls all make it clear in the adverts that you can just cancel the booking if she's not like in the photos. When she opened the door I was sort of relieved because she was attractive enough but I would say late rather than early 20's. Her advert has her down as 35 C-24-35 and all of that is accurate except the middle one. Her skin was much darker than in the photos but I expected that as she didn't claim to have white skin.

She was a nice girl, called me 'mister' and made an effort to speak English. Her tits were perfect for my tastes, nice and pert with the right firm / soft balance. Service was good enough for me but on the downside she could have done with a bit of mouthwash to freshen her breath.

Overall this isn't the holy grail of mongering that it's occasionally presented as. Although my experience is extremely limited, it seems unlikely you're going to find many 1000 baht stunners. You'll easily find girls equal in quality to 80% of go-go girls though and for less than half the price. I paid 1200 baht for 40 minutes and will definitely try other girls but for those reluctant to try it out, you're not missing out on anything amazing.

*****man, thanks for you honest & straight forward report. I agree with you that this venue along with the Kapoo Clubs warrant more exploration. It is not El Dorado, the Lost City of Gold, but considering the price we shouldn't expect it to be. Just some nice looking girls with good attitudes is all that is required.

BTW, where was the girl's rendezvous hotel?

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2500016]*****man, thanks for you honest & straight forward report. I agree with you that this venue along with the Kapoo Clubs warrant more exploration. It is not El Dorado, the Lost City of Gold, but considering the price we shouldn't expect it to be. Just some nice looking girls with good attitudes is all that is required.

BTW, where was the girl's rendezvous hotel?[/QUOTE]Ratchada 17.

It's worth exploration for a certain kind of monger, especially those who like the massage parlour scene and can speak a reasonable level of Thai. It would just be a frustrating waste of time for your average farang who likes picking up girls in bars.

I did try out some kapoo clubs years ago. The girls were much higher quality, often genuine students, but in the end paying to have a girl wank me off is not my thing. I know you can develop a relationship and then she'll do more but for me that defeats the whole purpose of paying for it.

[QUOTE=PedroMorales;2498600]Lots of Pattaya shops selling that crap to go go girls and so on in Central Road and 3rd Road and others. Ask the go go girls. They are Oracles of Delphi on crap like this.[/QUOTE]Uhhh he asked for Bangkok.

[QUOTE=*****man;2499098]Why not just buy online rather than wandering around feeling awkward?[/QUOTE]He stays in a house shared with others, so I assume getting it by post / courier may not have been possible.

[QUOTE=Khunper;2499621]I recall a shop in Patpong (Silom) a few years ago. Near Bada Bing Go Go.

Don't know if still open.[/QUOTE]Yup in patpong soi 2.

I will tell him that, thanks for reminder.

[QUOTE=AssLover945;2500454]Uhhh he asked for Bangkok.[/QUOTE]He just has to ask any bar girl. That easy.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2498584]Tell him to check out Don Don Donki inside The Market Bangkok, next to the Big C Super Store opposite Central World.

I noticed they had many costumes like those for sale months before Halloween so it must be a regular sales item there.[/QUOTE]Following up on my previous post, I stopped in that Don Don Donki store today, saw they were still selling ladies' costumes but did not see any quite as sexy as the ones in those pics. They had the usual Playboy Bunnie, French Maid, Sailor Moon/High School Girl, Cheerleader stuff. But not with skirts as short as the the ones in those pics.

Of course, any seamstress working a sewing machine on the street can remedy that in about 20 minutes for 60 baht I suppose.

[QUOTE=*****man;2500012]Overall this isn't the holy grail of mongering that it's occasionally presented as. Although my experience is extremely limited, it seems unlikely you're going to find many 1000 baht stunners. You'll easily find girls equal in quality to 80% of go-go girls though and for less than half the price. I paid 1200 baht for 40 minutes and will definitely try other girls but for those reluctant to try it out, you're not missing out on anything amazing.[/QUOTE]Any idea what this means, seems to pop up a lot of profiles.

"Do not accept the elder who do mana. Implant pearl injection. Ask for permission.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2500775]Any idea what this means, seems to pop up a lot of profiles.

"Do not accept the elder who do mana. Implant pearl injection. Ask for permission.[/QUOTE]Well Google translate often comes up with complete nonsense or appearing to mean the exact opposite of the actual meaning but the most common prohibitions are customers on drugs, BBFS, sex toys, anal and sadism.

I've used offdek. Went to a hotel girl was said to be 22 when I got there she was closer to 32 and clearly they used apps to make her look way better. I still went with it as it was only 1200 and I was there already. Shit experience overall.

Most girls are fine with farang. The problem is getting girls to go BB is very difficult. You're usually talking to pimps and not one has agreed to BB even if I offered a tip. You would have to go to the room and try to get the girl in person to BB. Much better going to the plaza seeing the girl in person and asking no condom right there and not dealing with all the BS.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2500775]Any idea what this means, seems to pop up a lot of profiles.

"Do not accept the elder who do mana. Implant pearl injection. Ask for permission.[/QUOTE]Not sure but I have a qualified guess, my Thai girlfriend showed me pictures of what Thai men do to their dicks to give the girl more pleasure.

They insert pearls inside the skin on the shaft of their dicks, like bumps some dildos have.

Sure looked ting tong!

[QUOTE=*****man;2500946]Well Google translate often comes up with complete nonsense or appearing to mean the exact opposite of the actual meaning but the most common prohibitions are customers on drugs, BBFS, sex toys, anal and sadism.[/QUOTE]Some more examples of cute translation.

Can Lick eggs, Lick Jimi. Can break your mouth. Can be completed according to the torso or chest.

Face crack +300 baht crack in the mouth +300. Can take out the nipple, can massage it. Feeling thin frame. Work as you like.

You can play all the poses, not frustrating.

Burning, Burning well Honey no matter Lower fit-nod, easy to install Do not get size more than 56 "(for fear of looseness 555).

Secretion of elixir into the mouth, add 400.

Secretion Amrit water on my face, add 400.

Sex toy add 300 (item pair Sky).

Cosplay 300 (awaiting repair sewing).

Pearl / 500-1000 do not add (on this, let me talk to Mike. Single brothers and sisters, others will be jealous).

1200 baht / 1 water / 40 minutes.

1400 baht / 1 water / 60 minutes.

(this price includes room and bags).

[QUOTE=GinAndTonic555;2501037]I've used offdek. Went to a hotel girl was said to be 22 when I got there she was closer to 32 and clearly they used apps to make her look way better. I still went with it as it was only 1200 and I was there already. Shit experience overall.

Most girls are fine with farang. The problem is getting girls to go BB is very difficult. You're usually talking to pimps and not one has agreed to BB even if I offered a tip. You would have to go to the room and try to get the girl in person to BB. Much better going to the plaza seeing the girl in person and asking no condom right there and not dealing with all the BS.[/QUOTE]Some of the photos are so obviously touched up the face looks more 2 D than 3 D. I wouldn't use these websites if you don't have a high level of confidence in your ability to identify these.

The second of these website girls I tried claimed to be 24 and looked exactly that. In fact, she looked better than in her photos and video. She turned out to be a nasty little harlot, in both a good and bad sense. She fucked around between me arriving at the hotel and her letting me into the room so I didn't get my full 40 minutes, washed me in the shower like I was an object rather than a human, and wasted time brushing her teeth but then refused to kiss me even though that was a service advertised in her profile. On the positive side though she licked my body and "eggs" and sucked my dick with great enthusiasm, and was very skilful at knowing what position I wanted her in (play all the poses) and getting into that position like the obedient little fucktoy she is. In particular, unlike most Thai girls who hunch their backs during doggy, she arched her back perfectly with her arms stretched forward, her head right down and her arse right up while moaning wildy.

But I would say for most guys who post here, the risk of ending up with a girl whose looks and service are far below expectations is too high and you would be better off sticking to Nana.