Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1157103]Visited Cherry at Mango and time seemed to pass in fast forward. Couldn't believe was 2 and a half hours but checked my own watch, and yes it was. Multiple shots and many positions. Yes she does do anal, but I usually don't.[/QUOTE]Nice girl. Recently, she struggled through the summer heat and the rush hour BTS scrum to visit me at my hard to find Siam Square flop and arrived 'glowing' (Thai girls don't sweat) but still with a smile on her face.Although no beauty facially, her body is an 8 for those who like tall, willowy Thai girls (I do) and her attitude and application to ensuring that she wrings every last drop out of recalcitrant nuts, is second to none. Mine felt like pickled walnuts after 2 hours with her.Unlike you, I sampled all 3 holes and I can assure you that she takes it just as hard and deep in the orifice that you didn't make use of. However, the highlight had to the great BJ/CIM.Got some interesting snaps but understandably I won't be showing them here. Cannot imagine that she would object to a clothed pic, though.

[QUOTE=LincolnRobinson; 1157011]Got to be a typo on their website.

1000 baht for the VIP service and outcall? :O[/QUOTE]1000 to the house. 1500 to the girl.

We should really find out what's happening at Snow White guys. I went there yesterday and they had at least 12 girls there and none of them are on the website! They had a lot of lookers too, at least three or four who were an 8 or more. In the end I didn't try anyone since it was a little like sensory overload. Left and went to Mango for an anal romp with one of my regulars. As soon as I know who is the talent at Snow White I will head back.

[QUOTE=Ixgzca;1157177]We should really find out what's happening at Snow White guys. I went there yesterday and they had at least 12 girls there and none of them are on the website! They had a lot of lookers too, at least three or four who were an 8 or more. In the end I didn't try anyone since it was a little like sensory overload. Left and went to Mango for an anal romp with one of my regulars. As soon as I know who is the talent at Snow White I will head back.[/QUOTE]How much are you paying us to do your research?

[QUOTE=Ixgzca;1157177]We should really find out what's happening at Snow White guys. I went there yesterday and they had at least 12 girls there and none of them are on the website! They had a lot of lookers too, at least three or four who were an 8 or more. In the end I didn't try anyone since it was a little like sensory overload. Left and went to Mango for an anal romp with one of my regulars. As soon as I know who is the talent at Snow White I will head back.[/QUOTE]Well they weren't good looking enough to make you stay, or perhaps beauty doesn't impress you?

I guess you had a booking at Mango already and was just window shopping.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt;1157124]Got some interesting snaps but understandably I won't be showing them here. Cannot imagine that she would object to a clothed pic, though.[/QUOTE]I hate the way those push-up bras make the tits look fake. Her pics are on web site so no big problem to post a pic I guess.

[QUOTE=LincolnRobinson; 1157011]Got to be a typo on their website.

1000 baht for the VIP service and outcall? :O[/QUOTE]It's correct, B$1000 for outcall for two hours, plus of course the tip to the girl [B$1500-2000 range]

[QUOTE=Ixgzca;1157177]We should really find out what's happening at Snow White guys. I went there yesterday and they had at least 12 girls there and none of them are on the website! They had a lot of lookers too, at least three or four who were an 8 or more. In the end I didn't try anyone since it was a little like sensory overload. Left and went to Mango for an anal romp with one of my regulars. As soon as I know who is the talent at Snow White I will head back.[/QUOTE]Indeed, whilst most on here rave on about EZ and Mango, I have been a regular at Snow White which has a number of nice girls. But be warned. Some of the new girls are very raw. As in only starting to get experienced.

Ma[QUsukhumvit soi 4. This new shop is located on Sukhumvit Road, between soi 2 and soi 4, next to the Bully's pub."Read the above on Suk-psycho and decided to give it a try after seeing the lovely big-breasted girls out front.Waste of valuable time and baht.Kinnaree is a traditional shop, offering foot massages, etc. However, a hand job is on unofficial offer with an overpriced oil massage (500 THB). However, based on my sole experience, the oil massage is shite, and the tug job is as mechanical as can be.Paid for a 1 hour massage. With a pre and post massage shower I was out the door in less than 40 minutes. Yup. A western styled asian rub and tug.Ask for the handjob was 1000 THB, negotiate down to 500, or stay at 1000 if groping desired.My girl didn't like the groping and squirmed away if I approached any of the good bits. Upon completion, no offer to resume massage to finish the hour.Albeit, this is only one experience, but I won't be going back and advise that you don't either. [/QUOTE]

I had good oil massage and HJ by a lady named LINDA 500+500 anybody know that lady? She said worked at Apsara before.Read the above on Suk-psycho and decided to give it a try after seeing the lovely big-breasted girls out front.Waste of valuable time and baht.Kinnaree is a traditional shop, offering foot massages, etc. However, a hand job is on unofficial offer with an overpriced oil massage (500 THB). However, based on my sole experience, the oil massage is shite, and the tug job is as mechanical as can be.Paid for a 1 hour massage. With a pre and post massage shower I was out the door in less than 40 minutes. Yup. A western styled asian rub and tug.Ask for the handjob was 1000 THB, negotiate down to 500, or stay at 1000 if groping desired.My girl didn't like the groping and squirmed away if I approached any of the good bits. Upon completion, no offer to resume massage to finish the hour.Albeit, this is only one experience, but I won't be going back and advise that you don't either. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Faxmux;1157668]I had good oil massage and HJ by a lady named LINDA 500+500 anybody know that lady? She said worked at Apsara before.[/QUOTE]I suggest you use "preview post" before actually posting, then you can see how it will come out. Its best to leave the name of who you are quoting in there so we can see what you are actually posting. Also be careful when posting, in case a quick one liner should look suspiciously like an attempt to solicit favourable reports. I mean, who really cares if anyone knows that lady? Newcomers are always treated with some suspicion.

I went to EZ Massage on Saturday at around 10:30am. I must have been the first customer because some of the five girls that were there appeared to be still half asleep. I chose Lea (sp?) from the line up for a two hour oil massage (THB2, 100 all inclusive). It was a disappointment. She was totally lacking in massage skills, merely rubbing whatever part of the body she was on back and forward for minutes at a time. I finally lost patience and asked her to come to the FS part, which was just at lacking. Perfunctory covered BJ, change of condom, bang. Should I mention that none of the girls bore any resemblance whatsoever to the photoshopped beauties on the website? I certainly won't be going back.

here is a report on several places i've visited. i'll throw here anything that isn't a go-go, and do a report on go-gos later. i'm not sure if it is allowed to cross-post here and in the massage places thread, but after all, all of this is in bkk, so i'm posting this in the bkk thread and on the massage place thread.

arkane (soi 33) : i went there with 3 friends, once. only one girl in the limited line-up (8 girls or so only) was cute and i took her instantly. my friends had to go somewhere else. service was good but i wouldn't go back, the choice is too limited. it's also bj only. and the rooms are very cramped. note that the other arkane (i forgot the location) has even less choice, and older girls (in their thirties and fourties).

dream heaven massage: in front of arkane 33. a few cute-ish girls here, but nothing that will take your breath away. i recommend ice, who i took twice. good service, cute face, very cute body. their vip room has a big mirror by the side of the bed.

nataree: i was there several times. maybe the biggest line-up of all massage places. around 40 or 50 girls. some cute girls but nothing exceptional imo. good service and prices (around 2600). ok rooms. big mirrors.

caesar: i'm not sure what their deal is. i went there 6 or 7 times since it's close to nataree. every time there was only 3 or 4 girls on offer. if i came at 6 pm they would say i should have come at 2 pm, and vice-versa. i've given up on the place and don't even bother checking it anymore when i'm in the area.

emmanuelle: exactly the same deal as for caesar. with one exception, once they actually had a pretty big line up (maybe 20 girls or so) , but only one beautiful girl. she was expensive though and i didn't like the limited choice, so i did not partake.

subway: i was there a few times since it's next to nataree. i never saw a beautiful woman in there.

hi-class: i was there only once and was ripped off with bad service, with a girl that i took because she was recommended by the papasan! i wasn't asking for anything out of the ordinary, but the girl gave up on me when i wasn't coming after 15 minutes or so. no money back or change of girls of course. you pay in advance and management will not care if you have a bad time. this was maybe the only time i actually got pissed off by a bad experience. not so much at the girl but at the papasan, who got a 100 tip for his "recommendation" and later told me to go fuck myself. on principle, i'm never going back there.

coppa cabana: i was there several times. i'm not sure why this place gets no press here. they have quite a few hot girls, hotter than in most places. maybe 4 or 6 hot girls total in a line up of 15 or so. price from 2000 to 5000. the availability of hot girls is highly dependent on timing though. mostly good service, but one pop only. nice rooms.

poseidon: i was there 3 times with friends since it's right next to coppa. we left with nothing each time. the line up on the "model floor" is relatively small (5 to 15 girls) and the girls just aren't that beautiful. they seem to think that tall = hot. there are some beautiful girls in a booklet that you can order based on pics, but personally i only take girls i can see face-to-face to be able to screen for attitude and chemistry. i would not go back there.

amsterdam: i was there several times. big line-up at the right times (early afternoon weekends, after 6 on weekdays). expensive (3000 to 6000). a good choice of beautiful girls, but don't expect too much from the reviews here. most of the girls still aren't that hot, but there are 5 or 6 beauties. excellent service (maybe the best i've had in bkk) but one pop only. nice rooms. big mirror. beware that if your girl asks for a drink, she might order some overpriced 300 baths cocktail. this happened to me once and i gave the mamasan a piece of my mind afterwards. this kind of trick shouldn't happen in this kind of place. make sure you always check what your girl is ordering.

eden bar: i went there with 5 friends. 2 of them who were still drunk from the night before went for it, and later reported the experience was so-so. everyone else thought none of the girls was hot. we left.

the lord: i was there once with friends. very limited line-up (4 girls). none of them hot. i never went back.

collonze2: i was there right after the lord (it's next door). bigger line up, but no beautiful girls.

[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]: i was there once early afternoon. the team was outside having lunch. i left running. if women in their mid-forties with thick waists and acne scars are your thing, this will be heaven.

so of all those places, i would only recommend amsterdam, coppa cabanna, nataree, and maybe dream heaven.

Hi Potok, I apologise for your bad experience.On our part, we have reprimanded Dear and remind her to buck up. One more strike and we will kick her out of out shop as we cannot tolerate girls who are no good and also not willing to change or improve.As for your bad experience, I am not trying to find excuses but if you happen to be back in town, I would be please to make it up to you.If you are interested, just PM me and I will make the arrangement for you.Thank you! Cheers,EZ[QUOTE=Potok;1158437]I went to EZ Massage on Saturday at around 10:30am. I must have been the first customer because some of the five girls that were there appeared to be still half asleep. I chose Lea (sp?) from the line up for a two hour oil massage (THB2, 100 all inclusive). It was a disappointment. She was totally lacking in massage skills, merely rubbing whatever part of the body she was on back and forward for minutes at a time. I finally lost patience and asked her to come to the FS part, which was just at lacking. Perfunctory covered BJ, change of condom, bang. Should I mention that none of the girls bore any resemblance whatsoever to the photoshopped beauties on the website? I certainly won't be going back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chill Out; 1158594]Here is a report on several places I've visited. I'll throw here anything that isn't a go-go, and do a report on go-gos later. I'm not sure if it is allowed to cross-post here and in the massage places thread, but after all, all of this is in BKK, so I'm posting this in the BKK thread and on the massage place thread.<cut So of all those places, I would only recommend Amsterdam, Coppa Cabanna, Nataree, and maybe Dream Heaven. [/QUOTE]Chill Out, Great report and I even agree with most of what you say. Like you, its the search for beautiful girls that also perform that matters.Caesars has always been a rip off unless you are East Asian.Obviously at Hi Class its important not to take notice of the papasan who is probably getting a kick back from the shit girl. Make your own decision is safer unless you know a reliable papasan.Haven't been to Emmanuelle recently but in the past used have some good girls, if find the right time of day when have more girls, available. Sometimes there are very few because its busy, and may need to wait a while till girl comes out of a previous session, though I usually don't have that much patience.I agree Copacabana is worthwhile, and can be better than the more well known Poseidon nearby. I will try Amsterdam again based on your recommendation.