Stupid shit in Medellin

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772353]I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand. Just like in other places in the world, I don't have to actually have sex with a crack head street hooker to find out if she's better quality than a high end escort. But knock yourself out if you think otherwise. That's just my take on it.

Oh and I'll be landing in Medellin mid next month. Can't wait. The balcony view from my Airbnb up on the hill looking down at Poblado itself alone will be worth the trip. Excited to experience Provenza, la 70 and all the nicest coolest places to dine and drink at. Also going to do some tours and go paragliding. Since it will be my first time, have to go all out and do Medelln right before I get too old like you old fat fucks and be too tired do any of that shit LOL.[/QUOTE]And I'm pretty sure you're wrong. That's without doing any street girls.

I've done plenty of Facebook and club girls and I've paid many different prices. I dabbled into Seeking briefly but dumped it. Why pay $100 a month to find a girl who'll fuck you for $150, when you can often find the same girl who will fuck you for $75 if you contact her from Facebook?

Love the hyperbole by the way. Why specify only "crack head street hookers" and "high end escorts?" There's a huge middle ground. There are Facebook and Seeking girls who are much worse than the typical street girl. There are high end escorts who are complete starfish with a long list of rules about what's allowed. I don't care how beautiful, if she just lays there stopping me from doing my thing, that's not quality.

On the other hand, if she picks me up at the airport, is sticking her tongue down my throat before we start driving and spends the whole trip giving me a handjob while I finger her and play with her tits, takes me to an ATM, takes me to my place and proceeds to fuck me until I can't stand and spends 6 hours with me, I consider that quality.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2772293]Let's try this. You're from a Latino background? So that means you're a lazy criminal? Now, are you going to say "that could be true", or will you say it's "stupid?" You're probably familiar with the term "trophy wife. " Ever seen a trophy wife who is old, fat and ugly? If old guys, or fat guys automatically lower their standards, why would a guy dump a "lower standards" wife, at great expense, to acquire a "higher standards" wife at an even greater expense?

I'll start. I'm 60. Can you relate now? Nope. Because you've never been 60. And when you are 60 you still won't be able to relate, because you're not me. You won't have the same experiences, you won't have aged the same. The only experiences you can truly relate to are your own.

You probably grew up around other people. Went to school with them, played with them and graduated with them. True? Trace your life back to when you were 18. Look at all of the guys who you knew then. How many of them are where you are right now? Probably some are married with kids, others might be on their 2nd or 3rd wife. A few might have come out as gay. One might have had surgery and now calls herself Jennifer. Some might be deeply in debt, unemployed, addicted to drugs or even dead. Still others might be addicted to religion. And that's just looking at guys your own age.

Can you relate to a guy who has only had sex with the woman he married 16 years ago? Can you relate to a guy who has been in prison for 15 years? Again, that's just people who started out with a similar background at the same time as you..[/QUOTE]You had to write a whole book? LOL I'm not reading all of that. I guess you are sensitive as well. Well I can't say I'm surprised that you are 60. Just as I suspected, that explains a lot. Yeah some of us been wasting our time going back and fourth because you're right I can't relate to you. I'm surprised you can still get it up LOL more power to ya. Don't take this the wrong way I wouldn't want nothing bad to happen to ya. I'm well aware of the chances, just like you should be aware as well that chances are a girl will enjoy the sex better thus give better service (better sex) with someone she's more attracted to and closer to her age vs someone who's old enough to be grandpa with old wrinkly balls LOL. Don't get your panties all in a bunch and reply back with a book, It's just a joke.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2772440]Hi Anthony, I don't understand it so please explain it to me. First, start by explaining what you mean by 'better quality' bcos all will hinge on that. Just to let you know, I am starting from the position that the only thing that paying more will guarantee, is that you will spend more money on the transaction.

Looking forward to your explanation.[/QUOTE]Pretty self explanatory. Better quality (better looking / better service) what's that saying from papa John's? Better ingredients, better pizza LOL. Well same thing. I don't have to test drive a Mercedes to know it looks and drives better than a Honda.

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772353]I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand. Just like in other places in the world, I don't have to actually have sex with a crack head street hooker to find out if she's better quality than a high end escort. .[/QUOTE]You say that as if there are no crack head high price escorts or no high end street hookers. 99% of the posts here that guys mention doing drugs with chicks or getting drugged or robbed, guess where they did not come from? Yep. Got them from clubs and online. Not centro!

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772453]what's that saying from papa John's? Better ingredients, better pizza .[/QUOTE]Well since you like wothless anecdotes, how about paying USD 15 for a Pepsi in a club, when you cango to a corner shop and pay 50 c. ?

You know where the majority of fb girls come from? Bello, manrique, and the barrios east of centro. You know where the majority of centro girls come from? Same places, same ingredients. Same chef.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2772509]You know where the majority of fb girls come from? Bello, manrique, and the barrios east of centro. You know where the majority of centro girls come from? Same places, same ingredients. Same chef.[/QUOTE]LOL. I don't know why that is so hard for guys to understand. These hoes come from the same damn neighborhoods, but these guys are of the mind that the ones that come directly to where they are staying by means of a taxi they are paying for, are better than the ones that you are going into the field to pick off the tree. They act like the ones they are meeting on facebook or seeking are coming from around the corner in a neighboring Poblado high-rise condo and the chicks working downtown are going there straight from the homeless shelter or drug den.

I guess that phrase about not going into the kitchen to see how the food is prepared works in this instance. I get where the mongers' heads are though. I remember being at a restaurant in Temple Bar in Dublin with my ex girlfriend. I ordered a Coca-Cola for 5 euro. I was sitting next to the kitchen where I saw the lady put ice into what might have been a 6-ounce glass, open a can of Coke, and pour part of it into the glass. That hurt the fuck out of my heart. I don't think I was expecting the Coke fairies to pisz it out of magic wands, but in my head I thought I would be getting something a little better than less than half of a normal can of Coca-Cola for that 5 euro.

For 200,000 pesos these mongers suspect they are getting someone that comes from a better place than the chicks downtown come from, but same places, same ingredients, same chef. Just don't be nosey and peek into the kitchen if you want this my 200,000 peso girl is better than your 30,000 peso girl fantasy to continue.

Lot of personal attacks and negativity on this thread.

My request is to be kind and respectful to folks on this forum. These forums are not meant to be a pissing contest between us, it's about helping and learning from fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2772444] You come off as a buffoon.[/QUOTE]And you come off as pathetic if you actually take serious anything that's said in a hooker forum. Please enlighten me how I am likely to get scoped? I don't mess around with cheap hookers like you. Some of you come off as know it all's than get your panties all in a bunch when someone doesn't agree with you.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2772509]Well since you like wothless anecdotes, how about paying USD 15 for a Pepsi in a club, when you cango to a corner shop and pay 50 c. ?

You know where the majority of fb girls come from? Bello, manrique, and the barrios east of centro. You know where the majority of centro girls come from? Same places, same ingredients. Same chef.[/QUOTE]Holy smokes who charges $15 for a Pepsi? I think I seen as high as $10.

Oh I'm not saying there aren't any 5-6's on fb or seeking. I'm just saying the ones I've contacted so far I very much doubt I would find working the streets of el centro.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2772482]You say that as if there are no crack head high price escorts or no high end street hookers. 99% of the posts here that guys mention doing drugs with chicks or getting drugged or robbed, guess where they did not come from? Yep. Got them from clubs and online. Not centro![/QUOTE]I think you mean Tinder and Lleras sw's. Big difference.

I rather take my chances over paying what I believe to be a premium hooker vs going with a cheap street hooker or tinder girl any day.

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772572]Holy smokes who charges $15 for a Pepsi? I think I seen as high as $10.
I'm just saying the ones I've contacted so far I very much doubt I would find working the streets of el centro.[/QUOTE]The difference in price is not the problem. The issue is that a difference exists. Haha, get this. You know all those girls on FB and Seeking. You don't think any of them started in Centro, or started on basic fees? I don't have the stats, but a % of the FB girls started at bottom prices. I know it for a fact. So we can agree its possible. Which means we are working on probabilities. Whch means there are ugly high price chicks, and beautiful low price chicks. End of.

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772451]You had to write a whole book? LOL I'm not reading all of that. I guess you are sensitive as well. Well I can't say I'm surprised that you are 60. Just as I suspected, that explains a lot. Yeah some of us been wasting our time going back and fourth because you're right I can't relate to you. I'm surprised you can still get it up LOL more power to ya. Don't take this the wrong way I wouldn't want nothing bad to happen to ya. I'm well aware of the chances, just like you should be aware as well that chances are a girl will enjoy the sex better thus give better service (better sex) with someone she's more attracted to and closer to her age vs someone who's old enough to be grandpa with old wrinkly balls LOL. Don't get your panties all in a bunch and reply back with a book, It's just a joke.[/QUOTE]Yes. I wrote a whole book. I'm a fan of being clear, giving examples and using complete sentences. It's an old guy thing.

Here's some more old guy wisdom. I'll try to keep it brief, I don't want to overwhelm your Adderall prescription.

1. When anyone starts a sentence with "don't take this the wrong way" they fully intend to be insulting, or misleading, but lack the testicular fortitude to just come out and say what they mean.

2. Girls who are only having sex because they are getting paid, aren't doing it because they enjoy it. They might, but it's not the primary consideration. The passion, real or faked, is a product of their desire to get paid.

3. At least in Colombia, age difference is not as big of a factor as you believe. Across the board, from the cheapest hookers to girls from the wealthiest families, it's fairly common for girls to date much older men.

4. It's not a joke. You became offended when people, myself included, suggested you didn't know everything. The more resistance to your lack of knowledge, the more upset you've become.

5. I guess I've been doing it wrong for all these years. I've never started any sexual encounter by first showing a girl my balls. Long before she can even see my balls, if she's going to become aroused, she's well on her way. I guess there's no need to learn those skills when you've only had pay 4 play sex. I had to do it the hard way. Instead of just handing money to a girl until she wanted to be with me, I had 2 hurdles to overcome. First I had to get her attention and build interest. After building that interest enough to get her to bed, I had to satisfy her if I wanted a repeat.

6. Last one. Women are not nearly as visually aroused as men. The most attractive man will turn a woman off with the wrong words. On the other hand, the ugliest man in the world can make every woman in the place drop her panties with a well turned phrase.

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772453]Pretty self explanatory. Better quality (better looking / better service) what's that saying from papa John's? Better ingredients, better pizza LOL. Well same thing. I don't have to test drive a Mercedes to know it looks and drives better than a Honda.[/QUOTE]1. That's a copyrighted slogan. They don't make "better pizza" or use "better ingredients. ".

2. I've never met a pizza with free will. While many women also want to be eaten, they have more say in the matter than an average pizza.

3. Looks and service are completely separate issues.

4. "Better. " You still don't grasp the meaning of "subjective. " Until you drive a Mercedes, you have no idea if it drives better than a Honda, for you. In most cases (I'm not looking it up), a Mercedes has a longer wheelbase than a Honda, which means a smoother ride. However, the shorter wheelbase provides more maneuverability. Again, I'm not looking it up, but probably some Hondas have a higher Horsepower to weight ratio, which means quicker acceleration. Higher mileage, lower maintenance costs, higher resale value, easier parallel parking, for many people the Honda is better than the Mercedes, in the important categories. However, if your mostly concerned with impressing easily impressed people, you'll want the Mercedes.

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772563]And you come off as pathetic if you actually take serious anything that's said in a hooker forum. Please enlighten me how I am likely to get scoped? I don't mess around with cheap hookers like you. Some of you come off as know it all's than get your panties all in a bunch when someone doesn't agree with you.[/QUOTE]The cheap hookers aren't the ones scoping guys. I'm in list mode tonight.

1. Why waste 20 k worth of scopolamine to steal 200 k or less from a guy?.

2. It becomes really difficult for a cheap hooker to get a short time room if she's leaving 6 drugged customers in rooms every day.

3. Do you understand "Pot. Kettle. Black?" You came off as a know it all and then got your panties in a bunch when people disagreed with you.

4. While I'm not speculating on the probability of you getting scoped, you seem to have something in common with many victims. You ignore or attack people who give advice. You assume you know more about mongering in a city you've never visited than guys who have spent years here. Also, you constantly talk about how much money you'll be willing to spend.

[QUOTE=Anthony2023;2772563] Please enlighten me how I am likely to get scoped? I don't mess around with cheap hookers like you. [/QUOTE]I see scope in your future. Please guys do not tell him the answers as to why. He will not listen. Just let it happen. He obviously wants it and will get it. Let Darwin do his thing.