Pattaya Reports

[quote=edward m]i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.[/quote]

i use the devils den whenever i find myself in pattaya. while i have never done the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] in mouth thing i know that devils den keep their promises. so if a girls profile says [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] in mouth then she will do it when she is with the client.

why anyone would find it of interest is another matter entirely.

junior

Funny thing happened on the way to the office this morning....

Well actually I had come in from Walking Street and was in the hotel about to go to sleep around 6am when I called (1 baht/min with TrueMove chip) a young lady who I am dealing with back home. I rode to the internet cafe to send her an email that she requested. When I came in I spotted a rather cute chunky girl on another computer. We smiled back and forth a couple of times. It just so happened that we finished up at the same time. She went out to her motorbike while I was paying my bill and I motioned for her to wait for me.

I went outside and we started talking. She said that she rents motorbikes around the corner. She had just come back from Mixx with a friend of hers. She asked me what my religion was because my beard is so long. I told her that I didn't have one but when I DATY I like to have some juices left over for later. She started laughing and we exchanged information. She forgot to include her email but when I arrived at the hotel she SMSed it to me.

I was in the bed just thinking that I needed to go to Beach Road or Goyave's secret spot to find something to put me to sleep. I decided to send her an SMS back to say that I would like to get to know her better. She said she was shy but somehow I ended up going to her apartment straight away. Of course I brought along a few working tools in my gym sack. There was no time wasted. She was a monster in the sack. She must have had the tightest pussy of a big girl that I have ever felt. I could barely get 1 finger in although it was dripping wet. It was like she had not had dick since the turn of the century.

We ended up in doggy style for the second time then out of nowhere she said, "You want my ass?" Don't mind if I do! She said to be careful because she had never done it before. She got up and applied some oil to make it go easier. I ended up fucking the shit out of her ass (not literally). We went to take showers then got back into the bed. She gave me a head and shoulders massage and told me that I would have to leave soon because her friend would be coming back (her friend had found a guy in Mixx to go with). Well fuck that shit. It was past 7am and I had been up over 24 hours. I was ready to pass out. So she fixed me a place on the bed and we drifted off to sleep.

I woke up about 45 minutes ago with her hot mouth on my dick. One more session for the road! When we finished up she told me to go take a shower then go back to my hotel to go to sleep because her friend was sure to arrive. No argument from me. I took my clothes from the hanger where she had neatly placed them, got dressed, and headed for the door. She told me how to get out of the security gate at the bottom. We hugged and she said that we would talk online and she hoped to see me next time I am in Pattaya.

I am back at the same internet cafe and there is a girl sitting in her same seat and we are smiling back and forth. Will the scenario repeat itself? I doubt it for I have to get back to the hotel. There is a chick who works at the front desk and I kind of made her my girlfriend last time I was here. She gets off at 4pm and I will have to give her her time.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]Guys I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers. [/QUOTE]I could not agree more. Not only is it likely that sick fucks like Mr.E are tongue fucking your girl while you think you are bonding with her on the phone, it is likely to drain you far faster (both financially and emotionally) than if you just got there for the fucking.

Some guys are actually into finding some emotional bonding, and to them, good luck. I am of the opinion that this is not the right place for that. The girls are jaded, they have seen it all, and they really are here only for the money. They put on a superb act, and it is easy to fall for one of these darlings, but if you just stay focused on your task at hand, all will be good.

With that in mind, here are some relevant observations from Starbuck's at Central from Sat afternoon.

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Sitting at Starbuck's watching this old geezer with his bargirl. He's got his Americano and she has her Frapuccino, and he's looking at her as if he has found love. She's looking at him like he's a dufus. He's totally fawning over her – joking, reaching over and touching her arm, touching the side of her face, stroking her hair, looking her in the eyes like a puppy dog. And she's reciprocating just enough to encourage him. He's maybe in his mid-50s, she's probably 26 years old or so. She's attractive, great skin, long sexy legs, and he's well, let's say he could pass as a look-alike for my chiropractor Ira Berstein.

He reaches over and starts to fondle her breasts, and she slaps him, hard, harder than she needed to. Ira chuckles and pulls his hand away. Ah yes, 26 year-old petulance versus 50-year old chiropractor cash. The cash wins out every time. But Ira looks like he is falling for this pretty little thing. Don't do it Ira – heed the warnings of Mr.E. and Amjeck. She's got a stable of studs like you lined up. She will drain your chiropractor reserves and move on to someone with more cash, like a real doctor.

They get up and walk away, and in their place arrive a new couple for Kumbu's ponderings. He is a younger, taller white guy with his Isaan bride-to-be in tow. He's tall, perhaps 6'2”, skinny, with a large nose. He looks a little like a younger version of Principle Skinner from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Reminds me of Steve Wieznewski, my mathematics TA in college. His princess is skinny, dark skinned, dyed brown hair, something like 22 years old. She's wearing a brand new pair of jeans, perhaps bought with Steve's money recently. That, plus her dye job and dark skin cry out farm girl. Steve looks to be in his mid-to-late twenties, dressed in a white golf shirt and shorts. She's clearly delighted to have snagged a tall white dude, and he seems very, very awkward. Poor, poor Steve, he doesn't know what to do or what is in store for him.

Run Steve, run back to the quadratic equations that have been your reliable love for all these years – cryptic they may be, but at least they wont fuck with your mind or your wallet.

And finally, on the other side of the room, sits a brother – tall, dark, muscular, a good looking specimen indeed. He dons a thick gold chain, biceps to put the ordinary mortal such as Kumbu to shame, and a certain charm about him. His girl is dark skinned, long haired, with a cute, pert face. These two seem to have a reasonable relationship – he doesn't seem overly enamored with her, and she doesn't seem to have him pegged as marriage material. Good for the brother. As they get up, she stands up to reveal the most ginormous booty a Thai woman has ever cultivated. Ever. Huge. Massive. Not to Kumbu's liking - he likes them round and bubbly, but not Madea Does Thailand big. But good for the brother. He knows his thing, and that's all he wants.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]...Sitting at Starbuck's watching this old geezer with his bargirl...He's maybe in his mid-50s,...[/QUOTE]
You fucker, Kumbu ... I'll bet he's having more fun than you in the LOS. :)

I didn't even begin to monger until well after his age ... too many girlfriends ... too many wives... too much of the USA.

Count yourself lucky if you can live that long and more while dicking girls young enough to be your granddaughter... that's when the real fun begins.

BTW -- most of the girls here LOVE old geezers.

[quote=edward m]i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.[/quote]any kind of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117][CodeWord117][/url] is not something that has ever been of interest to me, but whilst sounding highly unpleasant it probably isn't actually unhealthy, as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] is pretty much sterile.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]You fucker, Kumbu ... I'll bet he's having more fun than you in the LOS. :)

I didn't even begin to monger until well after his age ... too many girlfriends ... too many wives... too much of the USA.[/QUOTE]Sorry Daddy, the 'old geezer' crack was not intended as an insult. What I really meant was that the guy looked to be in his mid-50s, but he seemed more haggard and eccentric than most. I don't consider mid-50s to be old by any stretch of the imagination – I will be there shortly myself, and I have seen dudes in Pattaya (literally) wheeling around oxygen tanks with two pretties in tow. That just means there is no such thing as old when it comes to a man getting his dick up. So no offense intended.

In any case, I agree with you 100% - in Thailand, the Silverback rules.

[QUOTE=Doppel One]I kissed and cuddled her for an hour, took her top off, had my hands inside her pants, plus I received a hand job (in the bar) and she occassionally nibbled the end of my penis.[/QUOTE]

Absolutely. Anything less is just making time. I remember last time in Angeles, two half-breeds (half black and half Korean) (the more races the more fun, OK?) were all over me for their drinks, I had to slink out tired as they only got hotter ... got a bad throat infection from all the swapping of fluids from that one ... and another time in a Perimeter bar an innocent-looking young girl played with my erection for ages, never touched her drink ... in Pattaya this happens less, but around soi 13 there are some similarly filthy places, besides of course soi 6.

But Doppel I'd be quite surprised if she let you cum downstairs.

So I talked to my girl from Baccara and she tells me a lot of change in happening.

1. Peppermint is moving. The location is under construction right now, and you can see the non-illuminated sign from WS. It is located (walking towards Jom Tien) on the right hand side, on the ground floor, just past the escalator to the current location. Estimated open date is within the next two weeks.
2. The owners of Baccara are starting up two new bars within the next two months. These will be closer to Beach Rd, but the same kind of MO as Baccara. According to her, the five bars under their control are: Baccara, Cavern, Peppermint, Happy and Beach Club. Then you add these two new ones, and it looks like they are taking over the town.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]But Doppel I'd be quite surprised if she let you cum downstairs.[/QUOTE]For clarification, she didn't allow me to cum downstairs in the soi 6 bar, for that (on that occassion) I would have had to pay 300 baht for the room (plus pay her extra no doubt).

Last night I was back up soi 6 and a girl offered me a fuck, anal and BBBJ for 400 baht!! (+ 300 for the room). Not such a bad deal, thought I, and I had a great time.

[QUOTE=Doppel One]For clarification, she didn't allow me to cum downstairs in the soi 6 bar[/QUOTE]

Phew, I thought I might be missing out ;-)

Cumming downstairs is welcome at Lick Bar (soi 6), 700 BJ on the couch, more worth it for the squalor than the economics.

Pattaya is full of gogo girls, and they tend to blend together. But over the last few days and weeks, I have figured out where the right ones are. When I think about it, I am a pretty discriminating fucker. The idea that from amongst 5,000 available women in this town, I can find perhaps 4 that are up to my standards is a little off-putting, but I suppose that comes from all the choice. I think if I were in a place where there were exactly 2 available women, at least 1 would be up to my standards.

Having figured out where the lookers are (and this is entirely idiosyncratic – people often post questions like 'where do the good looking chicks hang out?' - a meaningless question if ever there was one), I now have my gogo bars broken down into categories. Baccara's a great lounging place, Anglewitch is the show place, Beach club is the draft beer spot, windmill/babygirls are the neoprene spanking banana fucking ping-pong ball spewing ice into any-crack spot, and Happy is my safe drinking spot. That is, Happy Agogo is one place that has always been the place where I could go and sip, watch, sip some more, watch some more, and never have any fear of a waiter, hostess or dancer bothering me. Last week some hostesses started to bother me, but that soon ended, and it was back to my Safe Place. But I totally fucked that up on Friday night. In more than one way. I think the fatigue is seriously impairing my good judgment.

Earlier this week I made a connection with one of the prettier girls there who I had grown accustomed to watching from afar. It was that damned linen shirt that did it, I am sure of it. Anyway she now notices me every time I come in, which is a drag. So Friday night I walk in and before my drink arrives, she's sitting next to me chatting.

Damn she has a fine face – very, very cute. She has large, lustrous, seductive, sultry eyes (sultry is the perfect word for them), high, prominent cheek bones, pert little nose, light brown hair that falls down her face gracefully. Her teeth are smaller than they should be, and that's actually why she does not smile very much – when she does smile, she looks awkward. But when she is expressionless, she has a stunning model-like face. Her body is not quite top caliber for me, but would be for most other people. That is, she is thinner than I like. She does have excellent legs, but a butt that is smaller than I prefer. Her limbs are perfectly proportioned, and her skin is immaculate - light milky white, smooth and flawless. She is a very, very pretty thing to be sure. Her face is really the clincher though.

Anyway, we talk for 20 minutes, and truth be told, it is hard going. She is not the most natural talker, and there are long awkward silences. But eventually, I stupidly decide to go for it. What I *should* have done is pay for her drink, pat her on the hand and walk out. That way she would have forgotten me and Happy would go back to being a safe-drink gogo.

Instead, I Bfed her (stupid stupid stupid). We end up in the hotel talking for 20 minutes. The hotel banter was much better and easier than the club banter, so that's good. She offers to shower together, which I politely decline, so she showers and then me. Afterwards, we lie naked on the bed talking and touching for another 20 minutes, and then she asks if I want to be sucked. Umm...what the hell, knock yourself out.

She starts to suck, and it turns out the girl knows what she is doing! Flashes of Samuel L. Jackson: Check out the lips on girlie! It's been so long since I got a good BJ in Thailand I had forgotten how important technique is. She starts at the base and then works half way up the shaft before going back down to the balls, then back up to the middle of the shaft, lingering for a moment (which way will she go, up or down??), and then she goes up, to the head, and flicks lightly with the tongue all around the head of the penis. She uses loads of spit, gobs and gobs of it, it was the sloppiest BBBJ I've had in a long time. It's good when someone takes pride in their craft. Good as she was, I was still rather uninspired. It's not you baby, it's me, really.

She worked it for a while, and then asked if I want boom boom. Ok, I guess. Trojan goes on, and she has her own lube. Fine, whatever. She mounts me and starts to ride me, and I have to tell you fellas, it was downright painful. Not sure what it was, maybe the angle of insertion or the way she bent it backwards, but I was gritting my teeth as she rode me. I held it as best I could for six or seven repetitions, and then I gently moved her onto her back. We went for perhaps 10 minutes (missionary is my strong point), and I *think* she came, although I could be mistaken. But anyway, we did a couple of more positions, and we ended in (what else?) doggie. I blew my load, she giggled, then she showered, and then me. When I got out, she was already dressed. I paid her 1500B (standard ST), and she seemed ok with that (not happy, but ok).

So now I can't go back to Happy for a safe drink, as I am sure to be hassled by the girl or someone else. I could blow them off, but then I will have to deal with the offended looks for the rest of my life. What a hassle. And for what? The sex wasn't great. The girl was very pretty, and she obliged in every way, but it was all very, very mechanical and practiced. That's what happens when you pick the beautiful model types.

[quote=mouse1].... as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] is pretty much sterile.[/quote]
i am not so sure it is sterile...
as a body fluid it might carry whatever one has on board (be it just a flu)
on the other end it is the result of "unusable remains from body feeding"
maybe a med.dr., can put some light on this if we do not digress too much.
but as it seems a sexual practice (in its way) it should not be too much ot.
on the other hand being practiced (not extensively) it does not seem to be sop unsafe, but..who knows?
if lot of body fluids are dangerous for certain deseases, i reckon this one can be too...
just my 2 cents..

ps: have done a quick check:
[[[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively aerobic gram negative rods and cocci.[1] subsequent to elimination from the body, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action. most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.]]
there is also a reference of it being sterile in a "healthy body", so it is all relevant...

[quote=kumbu]so now i can't go back to happy for a safe drink, as i am sure to be hassled by the girl or someone else. i could blow them off, but then i will have to deal with the offended looks for the rest of my life. what a hassle. and for what? the sex wasn't great. the girl was very pretty, and she obliged in every way, but it was all very, very mechanical and practiced. that's what happens when you pick the beautiful model types.[/quote]hey kumbu, i've enjoyed your reports over the past weeks and oh, boy, i can totally relate to this latest episode. i never, ever bf from a go-go bar, but i like to lounge in them, surveying what's on offer, undisturbed, before moving onto other pastures for my pro-active physical entertainment. one place i really enjoyed gazing into space is the champagne a-go-go on soi lk metro. i used to love it in there becaus the girls were fun to watch and sometimes on a saturday night if you sat on the right perch you could watch girls dancing, girls pissing in the shower and premier league football on tv simultaneously. so i was happy. and then, one night, i must have been at a low ebb, i invited one of the coyote dancers over and bought her a drink. that in itself was okay, but as i was leaving i slipped her 100 baht tip. big mistake! of course, the next time i walk through the door, as soon as she's finished her set she's right by my side and instead of languidly sitting back watches the action, now i'm like hubby, holding hands with this girl (who i have no intention of bfing) buying her drinks and tipping her 100 baht for the privilage. end result, i've given up on the place and don't go there anymore, and what i used to think of my local in pattaya is no more. bugger! so, yeh, let this be a warning to us all.

incidentally, i was sauntering down soi 8 the other night when i saw a girl i fancied. my plan was to buy her a swift ladies drink, feel her out to see if she'd had a child, and if her stomach matched my requirements, i was going to bf her and take her back to the ranch for a round of st. i very rarely buy ladies drinks but on this occassion i thought it was the quickest end to my means. so she wandered off to the baar and seconds latere returns brandishing a bacardi breezer for her and a tonic water for me. i peeked at the bin. my tonic 50 baht. her bacardi breezer 180 baht! fuck me. i was staggered. i asked how much ladies drinks are normally and she said, 110 baht, 140 baht and 180 baht. and of course she'd elected to have the most expensive without consulting me. unfortunately it soured the mood for me. i just paid my bin and left, but i did linger long enough to explain that because of her actions the bar missed out on a 300 baht bf and the girl 1000 baht for st. of course she just stared back at me like i was another mug punter. which of course, i was. what i wonder is the most expensive (no go go bar) ladies drink in fun town?

Apropos of absolutely sweet FA, interesting to read that Derrick ‘taxi-driver’ Bird was a frequent visitor to Pattaya, vacationing here 3 times a year. Who knows he may even have been a member of this forum!

Maybe his reputed financial problems was what finally drove him over the edge (holidaying in Pattaya is not so cheap any more!). Or maybe during his last call to his honeyko, he may have heard the unmistakable sound of masculine grunts and heavy breathing in the background:(.

P.S Bird was the maniac who ran amok in Cumbria last week

[QUOTE=Doppel One]For clarification, she didn't allow me to cum downstairs....[/QUOTE]

Is this a euphemism?

[QUOTE=Doppel One]Last night I was back up soi 6 and a girl offered me a fuck, anal and BBBJ for 400 baht!! (+ 300 for the room). Not such a bad deal, thought I, and I had a great time.[/QUOTE]

Christ, business must be bad at the moment in Pattaya!!

On the WS debate, as a member who got seriously flamed when I posted a WS pic a while ago, may I say that it was just another 'done' tick but didn't really do that much for me (in fact my urethra initially locked solid:D). However I can understand its appeal for those into BDSM and the sub-dom world.