Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Zing Uk]

Off to Fujairah tomorrow for a business trip. I've heard that there is some action there so will report back on any finds.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing[/QUOTE]

Late reply but the very tall hotel in the centre of town has a club in the basement. Mainly doglike Fillipinas, not recommended. Fez club next to the Hilton has a flip band but no action when I was last there. Too long to recall here but I have a good story from Fujairah involving this club, a sellotape taxi and the promise of future action in Fujairah. I will be back in Dxb for a few days from April 11th. Intend to visit old haunts. So pm me if you fancy a beer and I'll tell the story!

MK

[QUOTE=Zing Uk]IThe main reason we didn't actually fuck is she didn't have any condoms but she promised next time if I brought some she would do the deed.


All-in-all not what I expected when calling her but still a nice time had and I will repeat. Zing[/QUOTE]

Ok so what did you expect when you called her???
Presumably not a shag, as you had no Condoms.!!!

Advice:

Option 1 - Exit jockeys, turn left and walk 200m to Choitrams Store - There you can buy Condoms as well as groceries.

Option 2 - Exit Jockeys, cross road and walk up side street to pharmacy - There you can buy Condoms as well as Cialis, Viagra and Cold Remedies to name a few.

So guys, get the Condoms and go looking for CoCo, remember to leave her with a few spare, just in case her friend calls her again!!!

Cheers, F/Fifty

PS: I started carrying them in my wallet when going out hunting, ever since my Old Man gave me a packet of three when I was 15 yrs old !!

Hiya!

Well just two cents of mine on Piper 1.

To me, though I have never met the legendary Piper1, as aptly put by my friend Marad, he is the Icon for mongers like me. His sporadic and highly informative reports made me come, join and be part of this great forum. He is always been Icon for me for this essential activity called mongering. I wish I should have joined ISG earlier on so that I could more delicious reports from the Icon.

As Marad has mentioned that the Iccon would have concentrated his energies into playing marathon innings of mongering, I just wanna add one thing to it; Whatever you do, you will be my Icon forever;

I wish you all the best whatever you do but do not leave us in middle of road. I wish you have great time ahead in future and keep share your sheer joyful moments with fellow mongers and ISG community at large. I wouldn't say I miss you as you are always with us through your funfilled and lively reports.

Cheers & be safe

Raj

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]Ok so what did you expect when you called her???
Presumably not a shag, as you had no Condoms.!!!

Advice:

Option 1 - Exit jockeys, turn left and walk 200m to Choitrams Store - There you can buy Condoms as well as groceries.

Option 2 - Exit Jockeys, cross road and walk up side street to pharmacy - There you can buy Condoms as well as Cialis, Viagra and Cold Remedies to name a few.

So guys, get the Condoms and go looking for CoCo, remember to leave her with a few spare, just in case her friend calls her again!!!

Cheers, F/Fifty

PS: I started carrying them in my wallet when going out hunting, ever since my Old Man gave me a packet of three when I was 15 yrs old !![/QUOTE]

Such a wit and so cutting! When meeting aldy who works in Panorama my expectation (surprisingly enough) is for a shag. And I've yet to meet a PRC in DXB who doesn't have a little secret compartment in her bra for condoms or doesn;t carry any.

Strangely enough, I'm also well aquainted with places to buy condoms in DXB although was quite happy with the service provided so didn't see any need to interrupt a nice relaxing time.

Thanks for your advice though and bully for you for carrying condoms, I'm sure you have anice boy scout badge stitched to your (no doubt) well starched shirt.

Keep it Cocked (and not 50/50 girls laugh)
Zing

[QUOTE=Community Monkey]Entered Rattlesnake to find it jam packed with what I like to call the third tier of "the United Nations of ******". [/QUOTE]Just a word of advice as you are new. Read the forum posting guidelines on the home page and you'll find that the word asterisked out is banned. Which begs another question, why was this posting recommended for a RoD when it broke guidelines?

Be careful out there.

Steamer33

[QUOTE=Zing Uk] And I've yet to meet a PRC in DXB who doesn't have a little secret compartment in her bra for condoms or doesn;t carry any.[/QUOTE]

It would appear that you just did??

Seriously guys, dont expect the girls to carry the condoms any more, it causes lots of problems if they happen to be searched by LE.

The ''Secret Compartment in Bra/knickers'' and the ''Pinned up the trouser leg'' tricks have all been discovered, so more and more girls are not carrying them now.

With reference to Boy Scouts, I was taught that it is the guys responsibility to supply the condoms, Dib Dib.

Cheers, FF

Certainly carring your own is highly recommended. Even if the girl has some they will probably be cheap, nasty and uncomfortable!

However married guys need to be very careful! If found your missus is likely to infer intent in the same way as the LE.

[QUOTE=Barcrawler]Certainly carring your own is highly recommended. Even if the girl has some they will probably be cheap, nasty and uncomfortable!

However married guys need to be very careful! If found your missus is likely to infer intent in the same way as the LE.[/QUOTE]
Piper has a great excuse when Miss Wildcat finds the condoms.....he blames me and as Miss W thinks I am a sweetie she forgives him :)

Seems that from 0230am until sun raise LEs are often cruising the service road at the Al Ain mall. They stand with their car at the beginning of this road, watch the scene a little while and start to drive down this road. Often blocked as this street is jammed by our collegues in their cars.

It looks also a little like a special anti-diabetes program for the business girls, who would start to sprint to get away from this place every time they see a LE car. But the night Tuesday to Wednesday LE stopped at the electronics supermarket and "invited" 2 men into their BMW who had been independently talking with each one lady just before. No handcuffs and it did not seem to be a planned action as the LE hesitated some seconds before one got out of the car and ordered the men (perhaps an Indian and an arabic looking one, the ladies managed to get away somehow) to him. And the other night I could easily see some kind of night vision / infrared screen in a box in the middle of the dashboard above gear lever in the (same?) LE-BMW that was operated by the co-driver.

Perhaps the business has got far too much there, before I saw the first LE car counted 60 ladies in that street.

What’s happening to Kubu these days ? I went there last Thursday and could hardly move thru the throng of WG’s. There must have been close to a hundred, M/F ratio was very much in my favour but as the saying goes its either quality or quantity, and the ‘Quality Control Department’, aka Security doesn’t seem to be doing its job. The PRC’s were reminiscent of York, prices weren’t however (not that there seemed to be many takers).

I went with the specific aim of tracking down Coco, a girl who I’d met some weeks before but who hadn’t been there on subsequent visits. Piper’s swansong report and a subsequent PM confirmed she was back on the scene. She claims to be Malaysian but I have my doubts – very much Chinese. Nice looking girl, spinner type, great smile, ok English and the object of my fantasies for some time.

We negotiated down from 2000 to 1500, a bit OTT but when you’ve an itch to scratch…… But how is it that the better they look the worse they perform ? Are they born that way or is it learned behaviour. Talk about mechanical, at one point I was looking to see where the batteries might be (after all they did need replacing). All night seems to mean until 3.30 am but there was little incentive to argue for longer.

I found out why she’s not there very often, turns out she has a long term UK boyfriend and its only when that cats way that pussy comes out to play. She offered my her mobile number but ‘only send SMS, boyfriend go crazy if men call’ – needless to say I didn’t take her up on it.

Anyone else met her or was it just not my lucky night ?

R P

[QUOTE=Richa Poura]We negotiated down from 2000 to 1500, a bit OTT but when you’ve an itch to scratch…… [/QUOTE]
You're crazy!

[QUOTE=Richa Poura]But how is it that the better they look the worse they perform ? Are they born that way or is it learned behaviour. Talk about mechanical, at one point I was looking to see where the batteries might be (after all they did need replacing). [/QUOTE]
It does seem to be some unwritten rule although there are the odd exceptions. This is why I try to take time to get to know them in the bar first to give me a better idea of what they are like. Its certainly not foolproof and I've found myself looking for the duracel's myself. As a general rule I never take the top two or three stunners from any destination, I find them too full of themselves for the most part.

[QUOTE=Richa Poura]All night seems to mean until 3.30 am but there was little incentive to argue for longer. [/QUOTE]
Spend 1000 less next time and buy her a watch :-))

[QUOTE=Richa Poura]I found out why she’s not there very often, turns out she has a long term UK boyfriend and its only when that cats way that pussy comes out to play. She offered my her mobile number but ‘only send SMS, boyfriend go crazy if men call’ – needless to say I didn’t take her up on it. [/QUOTE]
I'm out of town myself tonight for 4 nights so I've told Princess L to go out and play\earn some money (various reasons I want her to do this but won't go into now). However, I would love to see reports like this about her he he. I know how good she is in bed but I would hate her to give the same performance to Joe Punter who she won't see again. she is under instructions to be boring and a sh!t fuck :-))

Good report though
Keep it Cocked,
Zing

Guys,

I am staying in Dubai Marina. What are the best places to go, to save the trek to teh Golden Triangle?

[QUOTE=Littleminx]Guys,

I am staying in Dubai Marina. What are the best places to go, to save the trek to teh Golden Triangle?[/QUOTE]

Metropolitan is the nearest (Rattlesnake). Late evening the taxi ride to Golden Triangle won't take you that much longer however. Other options are the home delivery services in the classified section on this site.

R P

As soon as i arrived in Dubai and checked in the hotel, went down to ARBAT, russian themed bar, show and restaurant, the scene was empty but there was a nice show with a couple of russian dancers and two women singing, one of the women singing was a CIS stunner, incredible body, face and lovely voice. I was mesmerized. Stayed as much as i can just watching and listening to her.

As it was getting late, I hooked up with a friend and we took off to York, it was a friday and the place was packed, there was a band playing, pretty good all in all.

The place was full of PRC WG, as i have just arrived, my hormones were in full swing. Kept making rounds trying to decide what i should do, whom i should take.

Finally, I narrowed it down to three PRC stunners, The first looked a little bit too young, she looked 15 for all I could tell, I asked her and she gave me the runaround about her age, no game.

The second one, a tanned goddess who was a little bit too pushy for my taste, pass on that.

The third, a petite little number, just the ticket. Settled the negotiations for 800 LT and took off to the hotel. I must say, I was not disappointed at all.

She was a great performer, CBJ, mish, doggy and a real GFE. Stayed until the morning.

Overall, a good start for the rest of the stay.

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After yesterdays performance, I was ready once again to hit the road. No day is complete without checking out ARBAT, after a couple of drinks and watching the russian show. I headed off to Premiere.

As it was a Saturday, It was not that crowded, took my time, had a few more drinks and stood on the side watching the girls make their rounds. It was getting late, so i decided to start making my own rounds, came up on these two CIS lookers who were just chilling next to the bar. Started up a converstation with them, they were just hanging around enjoying the music and It seemed that we hit it off right away.

As the night progressed, we were getting more comfortable and i noticed a third CIS girl standing next to them a little bit further down, well, who am i to miss a chance. I invited her over, she was apparently a friend of the two other girls.

We all had a little fun there, where we all got a little bit too comfortable, so we decided that we should all go back to the hotel for a little R&R.

We took off, the four of us in a Taxi, by then i couldn't care less about what the hotel would say if they saw me coming in with three girls.

I was in heaven, we had our fun back in the room where each one took turns on me. Let's just say that it was a lot of fun that night. We did everything.

My only regret that the girl on girl action was very minimal, although they had no problems with being together.

Another good day.

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