Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2997641]Oh look it's mess boy again thinking about other people's dicks. Next time I beat off on a keyboard I'll post some pics for you So you can Make slurping noises.[/QUOTE]I am concerned about my own dick.

But since once again you are going for you homophobic comments like Joakie and AllBitch just keep in mind that I'm not like them or you. I've never accused anyone of being a homosexual. But you outed yourself with all your talk about ladyboys. If you want I can pull up all of your posts about it. You post more about ladyboys than anyone else posting in this thread.

I know what you are doing. You are looking into the mirror and projecting. I don't care if you like to get on your knees and suck ladyboy dick.

[B]Your time; Your money; Your mouth; Your call![/B]

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2997651]But let's not forget rule #1: If you start quoting movies and calling people "International Tricks," you've probably already said too much.[/QUOTE]A man should not engage in self delusion. Like the mother fucks who are saying girls that have a day job are not prostitutes when the come at night and let them have access to their mouth pussy ass for a fee. GTF?

If you have left your country and you hiring a prostitute in another country then by definition of the King's English your are a [U]INTERNATIONAL TRICK[/U]. The determinant on if you are a mother fucker or not is if the prostitute you hire has kids. [B]ROFLMAO[/B]!

[U]Period. Full Stop![/U]

[B]My name is SubCmdr, and I used Human Intelligence (HI) to write this message![/B]

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2997650]Hey professor, appreciate the Excel flex seriously. But if you're breaking down monger math like a Wall Street analyst, maybe you're not in the right line of work. I'm just out here offering a ballpark budget so people don't end up doing long division in the bar. Most of us are cool letting the averages handle themselves. If you're running a calculator while the girl's already showered, [b]you're doing it wrong.[/b] Ha ha.[/QUOTE]If I can fuck 2 times for what someone else pays for short time or five times for what someone else pays for short time I respectfully submit that you detail EXACTLY what I am doing wrong.

[U]Hands up, this is a mother fucking Price Police Raid[/U]

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2997484]Finally someone calls me E out on pricing besides me. You know the answer ET. His girls are Ugly. Nothing wrong with Ugly. Darn Cheap.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2997262][b]I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.[/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2997433]Today, what girls go for 1000 Baht LT? Can you tell me where please?[/QUOTE][B]You two have accused a man of lying on his dick.[/B]

So what if the girls are ugly? Not your time; Not your money; Not your dick; Not your call;.

[B]Reality is neither of you actually know[/B] So while I am being read the riot act over the detailed language contained in the Bro code, at least I am not trying to do a Gorilla reach around and fling into everyones face about the appearance of prostitutes that others hire that NEITHER of you have seen.

So easy.

I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.

I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.

I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.

I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!

Below I accused the Twin Thai Tag Team Twats of being up each others butt! Now they are "at each others throat!" Pure theatre!

I ended the post wish (peace to happy mongers) to see if they bit! Yep, the laughs and ha ha ha ha's poured forth on cue!

I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!

Hilarious and fascinating!

If you understand why security strikes first instead of calling the police.

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2997589]You don't understand Thai Culture do ya.[/QUOTE]Explain!

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2997319]So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.[/QUOTE]Thai Friendly. But I am surprised that a supposed [U]OG Vet[/U] didn't know this already.

[B]ROTFLMAO[/B]

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2997565]In Thailand?? Wow, that is a first for me.

I am at the gym 4 times a week and while, yes, there are a LOT of girls in yoga pants and just a sports bra, I have never seen any of them approach a foreigner first, and being so overtly physically flirting. Why? Because other Thais would look down on them for doing so (in a world where "face" is everything).

Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.[/QUOTE]First off, hats off for sharing your own experience versus denying the experiences of others like some on here. Honesty, every post should probably begin with one of the following:

1. In my own experience, or.

2. I can't speak for others, but in my case.

It's refreshing to hear somebody who isn't speaking for ALL of MANKIND and telling people what to do or what to wear or how to act on here. 555. So with that.

[B]I can't speak for others, but in my case,[/B] this shit happens to me all the time. An elevator full of women seem to always hold the door for me, while I've seen them press the "close door" button as fast as their fingers will let them, on other people. All I know is for myself, is that if I see hot girl (z), I stick my hand on the elevator door with a finger on the open door button, until they are able to catch it. They can be 100 feet away and I will make everybody in the elevator patiently wait for them, like I do. Kind kind kind me.

It seems as your gym etiquette is a bit different from mine. I am 7 days a week, sometimes twice a day, roughly 360 days a year (flight days). And even then, I have my resistance bands for the airport. It's push, pull, leg, and repeat routine with cardio everyday for me. I just work out. If I am hunting a human, I will chat. Other than that, no talk to anyone, unless I need to correct somebody before they injure themselves or need to work in on a machine or show somebody how to use a machine correctly. Meaning, DO NOT lock your elbows or knees around me. 555. Re rack my weights. Clean equipment before and after usage (in my experience, Asians are the worse at this habit). I don't text or use the phone while on the gym floor. I go to the break area. Wipe the communal co-ed sinks dry after washing my hands. Our bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms have a split but sink area is community. I know the girls notice who washes up and who doesn't and who wipes the sinks dry. Do not walk in front of people filming and around the long way when people work in an open space by themselves. Don't pose in the mirror, but use the mirrors to glance at myself (dopamine and serotonin dropping from the PUMP) and at hot girls working out. Have become a pro at this.

My peripheral vision is good. I have done this long enough to read the cues of others. Just the same as when I was in Tihar. It's almost the same environment. You learn to spot out the newbies, weak, snitches, prey, predators, and those who are OG Vets and those who claim. Having said all of this, maybe my 73 year old client with stage 4 cancer, whose family owns the private gym I am at, has something to do with the nice smiles and friendly gestures I get here. But then again, I can't speak for others, but in my case, this happens almost everywhere I go. Just yesterday, another girl (but not so pretty) asked me if she can use the elliptical which I had my gym bag hanging off of. I keep my bag off the floor, so people don't trip. I look looked around and none of the ellipticals were in use. But she wanted mine. Was she flirting? I dunno. We will never know. I don't chat unless I am hunting you, not the other way around. Welcome to my life, the man with the "golden dick". My aura? The O but not G, flirting girl with the camel toe per our discussion, moaning and grunting, turned out to be a fitness influencer named Prae. When she asked, I politely declined to be in her videos for social media likes. She can try to go find another who can do 25+ pull ups in under 30 secs. I am not her stooge. Not even for some poon that is from Prae (prey / pray).

Thanks for allowing me to share my experiences once again. To each their own and YMWV not (M).

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2997481]Hopefully deported. If you think you can take on the Black Shirts you deserve what's coming to you.[/QUOTE]It was just not the Thais. Even in the videos, you can see a couple of the foreigners sneaking in a shot here and there. You challenge the entire Soi, you can expect it to be a multinational ass kicking. Clearly a stern warning to those who decide to take on everybody. No Indian bros representing though. Not even an eye poke. Sad times we live in.

"Matters escalated when the disruptive foreigner began challenging people to a Muay Thai fight, further taunting the guards and patrons. It was at this point that one of the bouncers lost patience and delivered a single punch to the man's face, knocking him off his feet. Bystanders, both Thai nationals and other foreigners, then joined in, delivering additional blows as the man lay stunned on the ground. ".

[URL]https://aseannow.com/topic/1357839-foreign-tourist-assaults-bar-staff-%C2%A0-women-in-pattaya-soi-6-knocked-down-in-viral-brawl/[/URL]

OG Vet Code. The ghetto hits ISG.

There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.

And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.

[QUOTE]There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.

And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.[/QUOTE]This OP must not have any male friends. Amongst my boys we asked permission to run up in a girl even after one of our boys were done with her.

[B]Bros before hos[/B]

Grown man that doesn't understand that isn't a man at all. He is a *****!

Next to Joakie this is the stupidest mother fucker posting in the Thailand Threads.

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2997489]Topic of prices has come up again. One guy who gets girls every night pays 2,000 long time. Another guy claims he gets them 1 k long time. The one thing in common. Both are Ok with ugly. One guy ok with Super Ugly. Hahahaha. To the Newbies. Lots of guys are Ok with Ugly in Papaya. You have to see it to Believe it.[/QUOTE]What I have to see is how you know a prostitute is ugly solely based on the price she is charging?

How much do you pay AssUglyMan? Have you ever posted a picture of a prostitute that way all of us can judge your standards?

I have a challenge. Meet me anywhere in Pattaya and we will hit whatever venues you like and judge girls by appearance and see how much they are charging for Long Time and Short Time.

Gauntlet is down. Let see if you are real or are you just going to continue to talk your pure unadulterated [B]male bovine excrement[/B].

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2997709]I don't chat unless I am hunting you, not the other way around[/QUOTE]Being a member of Thailand Expensive fitness club (the Elite one), there are very few foreigners so I do stand out. I also don't like talking to people, but mostly because I can't be bothered to remember and recognize them. It's easier to just politely nod and be on my way.

I made the mistake at my previous gym (Virgin Active) and then people just come to you and yap about stuff I give less than a crap about.

I also avoid trying to pull girls at the gym, because I know it's not going to be lasting long and don't want any problems later on (maybe I'm too "Thai" in that way).

My issue is more being hunted. And it just doesn't stop. Except, it's from guys!! I have had a few enter my shower cubicle "by mistake" and even when you tell them to leave, they say sorry, smile but still look at your sausage.

For that reason, I no longer use the showers at the gym.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2997709]First off, hats off for sharing your own experience versus denying the experiences of others like some on here. Honesty, every post should probably begin with one of the following:

1. In my own experience, or.

2. I can't speak for others, but in my case.

It's refreshing to hear somebody who isn't speaking for ALL of MANKIND and telling people what to do or what to wear or how to act on here. 555. So with that.

[B]I can't speak for others, but in my case,[/B] this shit happens to me all the time. An elevator full of women seem to always hold the door for me, while I've seen them press the "close door" button as fast as their fingers will let them, on other people. All I know is for myself, is that if I see hot girl (z), I stick my hand on the elevator door with a finger on the open door button, until they are able to catch it. They can be 100 feet away and I will make everybody in the elevator patiently wait for them, like I do. Kind kind kind me.

It seems as your gym etiquette is a bit different from mine. I am 7 days a week, sometimes twice a day, roughly 360 days a year (flight days). And even then, I have my resistance bands for the airport. It's push, pull, leg, and repeat routine with cardio everyday for me. I just work out. If I am hunting a human, I will chat. Other than that, no talk to anyone, unless I need to correct somebody before they injure themselves or need to work in on a machine or show somebody how to use a machine correctly. Meaning, DO NOT lock your elbows or knees around me. 555.[/QUOTE]In business, it's called reading the room. It's a learned art. As Sherlock Holmes used to say, "You see, Watson, but you don't observe!

For 40 years in my previous life, I had to attend meetings with all sorts of disgruntled and hostile lawyers and their clients. I learned the art of reading the room, so no time was wasted with triflers and egomaniacs. The only ones that gave me a hard time were the quiet, smiling ones. There's a lesson there, somewhere!

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2997748]There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.

And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.[/QUOTE]Girls are good liars!

Mongers are bad liars!