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[QUOTE=Suwon;1113014]I've tried. But have thus far been unable to see where I might be able to purchase ferry tickets online. I can RESERVE tickets online. But these are supposed to be paid for and picked up 48 hours before I board. But I am not in Cebu yet. So I can't pick up the tickets! I'm hoping there's a site where I can buy an e-ticket online.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.bohol.ph/article107.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger;1113400]... Well likely the ex boyfriends were French or something like that who just went for the 'wham bang thank you ma'am approach...[/QUOTE]
What a clever remark! :rolleyes: This unprovoked (and totally unnecessary) French-bashing just shows how uncultured you are, dude! Have you heard about the Marquis de Sade? Have you noticed that many words in English related to love, sex and debauchery (among other matters such as fashion and haute cuisine, to name just a few) are of French origin? Even kissing is qualified as French when done romantically or sexually by lovers! There must be a reason, no?
He is a Brit and just jelous about all the truths you noted.
Mort, Keep it coming. I wish I could writte like you.
[QUOTE=Goyave;1113442]Even kissing is qualified as French when done romantically or sexually by lovers! There must be a reason, no?[/QUOTE]And ass fucking is qualified as Greek. All this is just way beyond me.
[QUOTE=Gaijin Gigolo;1113675]And ass fucking is qualified as Greek. All this is just way beyond me.[/QUOTE]There's also a reason for this: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece[/url]
Thanks for the compliments guys, glad you have enjoyed my reports. I am heading to CDO so check out the 'Other Areas' thread later this week. AND lets not get into a flaming war about nationalities, at the end of the day we are all here to exchange information about SEX in Cebu!
I headed over to Ayalla yesterday evening and stopped at the Park Lane Hotel on the way to enquire about rates. I had a good wander around the hotel, checked out the pool and the gym and the lobby and dining room. They want 3700 for a standard room and though I like the hotel very much, it is slap bang in the middle of one of the worst junctions in Cebu City with traffic to match. Walking anywhere from this place is a nightmare and even though it is a stones throw from Ayalla, you really do take your life in your hands if you try to make it there as a pedestrian. As a hotel in its own right, it aspires to be a Marriot and it very nearly achieves it, but at almost half the price of the Marriot's rates. It is well located if you don't mind making short hops by taxi, but I like to be able to take a stroll when I feel like it and in this respect the Marriot wins hands down.
I had some food at Ayalla and then headed for the terraces to look for another brief loving relationship. I had only been there about a minute when a cute woman walked past, obviously a pro and on the prowl by the way she flashed me a knowing smile. I responded with my own grin and carried on walking to look over the balcony. Now I had my back to the girl and she had already walked past me in the opposite direction but I just knew she would return. I decided to ignore the urge to look round to see where she had gone and sure enough within a minute or two she had returned to look over the balcony a few feet away from me. I just pretended to ignore her, just as a bit of amusement to see what would happen. Within another two minutes I felt a nudge on my arm to find her arm outstretched with a packet of Menthol Marlboros in her hand, asking me for a light.
We got chatting and she turned out to be aged 26, a pretty face but what looked like a small beer belly around her waist. Turns out she has a 3 year old son and comes from Lapu Lapu. Now after my session that afternoon I was not in the mood for more sex, but she was very chatty and outgoing and quite pleasant company. I offered to buy her a drink and we went to a nearby bar on the terrace for a couple of cold beers. I tried a new beer last night called Manila, I had two bottles and could hardly sit on my bar stool after that. Must be quite strong beer, either that or she had slipped a rohypnol into my drink when I wasn't looking.
We had an interesting conversation and I made it clear right at the beginning that I was not interested in sex. She told me that she really liked me and that she would like to come to my hotel with me just for company. Well I guess she thought a nice hotel room and a good breakfast beats going home to a rented room in a shabby shared house.
Now against my better judgement I allowed her to come back, I was sure I did not want sex and I told her under no condition would I be paying for sex, but she still seemed keen to come back. Anyway once in the room, we shower (separately) have a beer on the balcony and end up in bed watching TV.
Now I was genuinely tired, certainly not in the mood for sex at all and just as I felt I was about to nod off, she started stoking my chest and nipples. I felt that familiar and uncontrollable stirring in my loins and she sensed I was excited and began sucking my nipples feverishly, moving excitedly down towards my groin. She took my rock hard penis in her mouth and began what can only be described as an expert blow job, deep throating me and then alternating by pulling me out and teasing me with the tip of her tongue exploring every tiny nook and cranny on the head of my penis.
She then deftly climbed astride me and said "condom, condom please" Now I didn't have any condoms with me in the room and I had deliberately not bought any because I had not planned to have sex. Now even though I was very turned on with all the attention she was giving me with her tongue and mouth, I was still not in the mood for sex, though I must admit I could have laid there I the bed all night and let her continue with her mouth.
She then grabbed my cock in her hands and began guiding it towards her pussy. I pushed her away and said "No" She began pleading with me saying "please I want to fuck please" and I replied "I don't have a condom" That didn't put her off at all and she said "Its OK" before grabbing my cock again. She was just about to mount me when I pushed her away a second time. Now guys I don't want to start all the old debates again about condon v bareback, to be honest I indulge in bareback frequently but under no circumstances would I do that with an Ayalla pro, that would be too risky.
Well guys you may be surprised when I tell you she started crying straight after my second rejection and carried on begging me for sex. I am sat there lying in bed thinking WTF this is unreal and it was the first time in my life this has ever happened to me. She carried on pleading and when I told her I was scared of catching a disease, she declared "I am clean please fuck me" in between sobs.
I told her to go to sleep and after me rejecting further pleas I pushed her to one side where we both eventually drifted off, with me snoring loudly as a result of a cold that I have had for the last few days. I woke her up at 7. 30am this morning for breakfast, I needed to get her away not too late as I had to pack after breakfast and check out ready for my flight to CDO early this afternoon. As soon as I woke her up and she had come round, we began a repetition of last night's performance. First she began touching me in a way she knew was going to get me excited, then we had the bareback oral and then more pleading for sex. I told her to make me climax with oral and I would pay her, so she obligingly began deep throating me again, whilst expertly massaging my prostate. As I guess is the same with many other guys, early morning sex is quite a turn on for me and in no time I erupted with what seemed like a gallon of fluid over her mouth and lips, which began dripping all over my prone body. I ushered her quickly off to the bathroom, followed her in and cleaned myself up in the sink.
We both got dressed and before we went down for breakfast she asked me for 1500. I told her politely but firmly "no, I will pay you 1000 and your taxi fare" and I gave her 1100 there and then. She didn't protest and we went off for a very decent breakfast together before I got the front desk to call her a cab and sent her on her way.
Cebu has been interesting this week but the weather has been terrible. Apart from one day, it has been raining nearly every day and when it hasn't been raining it has been cloudy and overcast. I hope Cagayan De Oro has some nicer weather, I would like at least a couple of days relaxing by the side of a nice pool. I have booked my usual hotel in CDO, the Marco in Cugman which comes with a fully equipped professional gym and huge pool. If the weather is bad when I arrive, I may decide to head downtown and stay in a more convenient mongering location if the swimming seems to be unlikely because of the weather. I had surgery over Christmas and I am keen to get myself back into fitness. The Doc told me to wait a full month before attempting any serious excercise and I just assumed sexual activity was ok. I am keen to get back to the gym before my ever expanding waistline starts to make me look pregnant.
Just about to board my flight to CDO
Mortman
[QUOTE=Mortman;1113692]Now I was genuinely tired, certainly not in the mood for sex at all and just as I felt I was about to nod off, she started stoking my chest and nipples. I felt that familiar and uncontrollable stirring in my loins and she sensed I was excited and began sucking my nipples feverishly, moving excitedly down towards my groin. She took my rock hard penis in her mouth and began what can only be described as an expert blow job, deep throating me and then alternating by pulling me out and teasing me with the tip of her tongue exploring every tiny nook and cranny on the head of my penis.[/QUOTE]Ain't life grand? Like you, I am no superman. So after a lot of sex in a short time frame I start to lose the desire. I usually go out to the bars anyway, just for a drink. I tell the girls that come by,"not tonight sugar, I am low on power". But once in a while the right girl comes along who can jump start my libido by kissing me and rubbing me in the right way. I love it when I hear them say "you got the power" and little Natty has risen once again.
[QUOTE=Goyave;1113442]What a clever remark! :rolleyes: This unprovoked (and totally unnecessary) French-bashing just shows how uncultured you are, dude! Have you heard about the Marquis de Sade? Have you noticed that many words in English related to love, sex and debauchery (among other matters such as fashion and haute cuisine, to name just a few) are of French origin? Even kissing is qualified as French when done romantically or sexually by lovers! There must be a reason, no?[/QUOTE]ROFLMAO.
Am told I am worse than the Marquis and Caligula. Some people take life too seriously.
And am also Greek Redman don't forget that LOL
Mort. My belly is the same and now am dieting but still regardless of gut size am still Brad Pitt in PI. Must be my charm and humour LOL
[QUOTE=Mortman; 1113336]nothing back.
Met her at 2pm today, I received about 50 texts from her during the morning, most if not all of them complete rubbish. Things like "good morning sir did you eat breakfast" or "how is your day"? I am used to this kind of banal text chit chat but it still irritates me, especially when you don't respond and they then think you are angry because you haven't replied. It almost holds you to being hostage to a text conversation that you don't want to be part of. After being here for several years now I still am amazed how these girls will have full blown conversations about nothing at all via text messaging. I swear that my right thumb seems to increase in girth by a few centimetres after each visit here, shame that doesent happen to my penis it would be the size of a oak tree by now.
[/QUOTE]Having just had a weekend in Manila and having gone thru P600 in texts I know exactly what you mean. Madly irritating inane conversations that go nowhere, and even if you reply with "I'm busy" they will reply " busy doing what ". I think If I had replied " am busy fucking your sister" she would have replied " how was it ". Boring boring boring texts.
You wake up and theres 100 texts from yesterdays conquest saying "how are you" " did you die from hunger " etcetc. And the famous "why don't you reply "and " did you forget me ". You look at the time of the messages and realise that they were being sent from 5am onwards, while you were happily in the arms of last nights honey. These girls need a life but sadly, their life is text and tv and telenovas. These are DIA girls we happily fuck and forget.
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger;1113788]... Some people take life too seriously...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, yeah! So, it should be perfectly fine for you to bash a whole nation with a stupid remark based on nothing, but when someone reacts and demonstrates how unfounded your comment was, your opponent "takes life too seriously"? Next time, just insult your own countrymen with the same "subtlety" and we'll see if they appreciate your "humour"! Humour is also a word of French origin by the way, so, as a Frenchman, I should be a connoisseur in this matter too, but I fail to find any "humour" in your earlier comment...
Anyway... Enough with the off-topic posts in this thread, at least for me!
Sorry guys for the inconvenience, and thank you Mortman and others who have posted many very interesting (and well-written) field reports here. Keep up the good work!
goyave, there is a well like member of the board from davao who is of french ansestory. i think you might not know that these two have words about what type of grape juice to drink and stuff like blood pudding that they get from cows in afica. saw it on national geographic.
now you are dead on about morts post.
i, even though a gringo of good paddy stock do like my greek. as a famous americian named frank zappa said. [ tasty little turd] that is to much greek for me. but i am in the crowd of it is just a little mud and it will wash off.
hope you take this as it is meant. love red
I hope this is the correct threat to post this question. I am doing some cost of living comparisons and would like to have some input regarding what members feel is the best place to retire. Cebu or Subic Bay. I know that my income will have an impact. I currently have SS benefits and have filed two disability claims. I am also a vet and have filed for PTSD, hearing loss and tenitus (ringing in my ears). Once I start receiving my VA and disability I should be pretty close if not over 2000. 00 monthly income.
You can live will there on 2K. The vets will know best for vet hosipatals
[QUOTE=Goyave; 1113817]Yeah, yeah! So, it should be perfectly fine for you to bash a whole nation with a stupid remark based on nothing, but when someone reacts and demonstrates how unfounded your comment was, your opponent "takes life too seriously"? Next time, just insult your own countrymen with the same "subtlety" and we'll see if they appreciate your "humour"! Humour is also a word of French origin by the way, so, as a Frenchman, I should be a connoisseur in this matter too, but I fail to find any "humour" in your earlier comment.
Anyway. Enough with the off-topic posts in this thread, at least for me!
Sorry guys for the inconvenience, and thank you Mortman and others who have posted many very interesting (and well-written) field reports here. Keep up the good work! [/QUOTE]Tut tut G you should get a life and take more risks and be more laid back.
Remember history....the Brits and Rrench never like each other, never will and the Brits love to wind up the Frenches...just as I am now with you :D
Now if you wish me to list famous British conquests over the French (including recent sporting ones in rugby and the Olympics :)) well I will but this is not the forum (nor does Jackson have the bandwidth!) LOL. In fact I was once asked to google "famous French victories" and press "I feel lucky". Very amusing reply. Try it G see for yourself and then write to Googe's founders and complain am sure they willtake your French defending more seriously than I ever will
As for my comments take them as you want. Those that know me will say I truly don't give a damn as I find it highly amusing that only one Frenchie is defending his nation's wham bang thanjk you ma'am approach to mongering. Life is to short and the French need to chill more IMHO (well you do for sur. Come to Cebu and have fun G much better than trying to get me annoyed as all I do is write more inane FRs back to you. Ask Bopalula.)
This is the Cebu thread so bestget back to Cebu
Still raining so who knows how bad July will be...was bad last year but as RK said could be much worse this year. Well a good excuse to stay in the room and have more games and teach Cebuanas the benefits of the Greek language (not French :eek:)
[QUOTE=Mortman; 1112942]Anyway I was greeted with what can only be described as a very chubby cute monster, all happy to see me.
I cannot describe the experience because it was not very pleasant, but I closed my eyes and thought of England. [/QUOTE]Haven't figured out which was the worst experience, the chubby monster or the thoughts of England.
Ha ha, sorry Mort,
Just having a little fun as I couldn't pass this one up.
FZ