Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Go Forit]
IThis time I plan to stay at the Livingstone because of all the great recommendations from this forum. I'm looking forward to checking out their sports bar and staff. I'll let you know how it turns out. Any recommendations would be welcome.QUOTE]

Recommendations? Go to LL and go to the sports bar. But do as I say and not as I do...make very sure the girls know you will "butterfly". Otherwise you could repeat the experience of having a lady claim you as "hers"....it happens all the time and I get caught more often than I will admit in this Forum.

Send me a PM ... I am trying my best to be in BKK in a few weeks.

~TTG

[quote=pinkpearl]actually a more complete and enlightened summary is as follows.

post 5043 i made an analogy with nothing to do with sex with preeteens, nor any mention of it. btw, have you grasped the point of that yet?

post 5046 aa, for some reason, introduces the words **** and states that he would not even look at a preeteen. totally irrelevant and off the point.

post 5049 i respond to aa re not even thinking about said group.

post 5050 you talk about ****s and sex with children.

post 5054 i clear up your apparent misunderstanding.

post 5063 you state i am "the only poster trying to introduce preeteens
to the discussions".

post 5068 i say the following.

"in truth it was you who introduced sex with said group. otoh i made an analogy about mechanics fixing cars, to make a point that had nothing to do with that subject."

lol! thanks for the laugh.

"liquor up front, poker in back" the love guru

"i eat the pussy, i eat the butt, i eat everything" samuel l. jackson[/quote]jesus h christ man. i have never heard a man as full of shit as you. you talked about paying your **** neighbour for a rumble. or that is how i and the rest of the world interpreted it. only your warped mind denies it. by the way i introduced the "****" word, as the word "****" indicates someone under the age of 13. a minor! therefore sex with a minor would be given the label "****". you need to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] or get of the pot. your denial just makes you look more like some "charlie chester". now for the sake of everyone's sanity, change the fucking subject! lets hear about what you get up to in your life. as long as it is not with the neighbour or their cat's and dogs.

Covert Operation.

Tonight I am on a covert operation. I have to free a young Filipina from the SFIT terrorist group. (Sexually frustrated in Thailand. Due to the fact she is working here and hubby is in the Philippines).

Insertion will be in the Sukhumvit area at 19:00 hrs. Exact entry point is none of your business. I will proceed to remove sexual frustrations from the mountainous areas to the north of the Y valley. Approximately 15 minutes later I will move down to the cave system amongst the wild brush area in the Y valley. I shall force entry into the front cave system and plant an IED in the form of an orgasm. After clearing all signs of frustrations within said area I shall proceed to the rear cave system. I will check for previous signs of forced entry. And if the locals complain too much I will extract without any form of entry.

For the non military personnel on this site: I am of to fuck a lovely Filipina who has not been touched for a year. I use the word covert, because if my wife finds out, I will be the first casualty in this operation. The best thing about this is. Hours of free sex with a GFE that would stiffen the limpest of dicks. I will update on the mission in the morning. (I hope).

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[QUOTE=Andy Abs]Covert Operation.

Tonight I am on a covert operation... [/QUOTE]

Brill - don't forget the parachute for the insertion phase.

Just hope you don't come across Osana in the rear cave system :D.

Just found this in The Nation:

[URL]http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/30095068/Police-bust-swinging-party,-arrest-13-foreign-men[/URL]

Our hobby seams to become more dangerous :) ...


Giotto

[QUOTE=Giotto]Just found this in The Nation:

[URL]http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/30095068/Police-bust-swinging-party,-arrest-13-foreign-men[/URL]

Our hobby seams to become more dangerous :) ...

Giotto[/QUOTE]Damn! That's frightening! I was looking into attending a similar party. I guess someone should have given the police a special invitation in advance. But you never know if that would work for you or against you.

I'm a bit surprised. After all, this was a "private" party. Any idea why the police wanted to get involved?

Great Guy

if you've recently cum to thailand and in particular bangkok, then you've gone from nowhere to now here.

while i was on her in mish she had her fingers massaging on and around the glory hole, which was a nice touch and made the overall experience twice as pleasurable. this was only after her thick lips had waxed the pole for a good half hour. great service and another nice pickup from nana parking lot.

i had no problem tipping her an extra 500 beyond the usual rate for a st as she was slim all over and quite attractive in the face. though likely in her mid 20's she could have passed for 18 by western standards, but not preeteen! not one of those who one would be concerned about and want to check her id card.

definitely a keeper and a pleasure to help out a lady who has a young child. friendly but very business like as i prefer. good tongue and hand massage, decent kisser.

"darren, if you're uncle jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant" love guru

"cash, gas, or ass. no one rides for free" sign on elephant

"he has plenty of clarity, organization, charm and knowledge" cock

[quote=andy abs]jesus h christ man. i have never heard a man as full of shit as you. you talked about paying your **** neighbour for a rumble.[/quote]really? that is hilarious.

[quote=andy abs]or that is how i and the rest of the world interpreted it. only your warped mind denies it.[/quote]so i am outnumbered, what, 7 billion to one, eh? lol!

[QUOTE=Giotto]Just found this in The Nation:

[URL]http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/30095068/Police-bust-swinging-party,-arrest-13-foreign-men[/URL]

Our hobby seams to become more dangerous :) ...

Giotto[/QUOTE]Depends upon which hobby. This was not a mongering party but a swingers party. The majority of attendees to the parties this Brit-Thai couple organized were local expats with their Thai and falang wives. Some single men were allowed and the couple live with several single Thai woman who often joined as well. The Thai wife was the main organizer and the Brit husband played host for the most part. I attended their Pattaya party with my wife last year and it was a great time. They also organized a private party for us in Bangkok since we weren't going to be around on a Wed. They don't deserve this.

Here 2 days on my second trip. General impressions especially in comparison to my last trip 5 years ago:

- the quality in Nana Plaza is pretty low. I saw one "maybe" in 2 nights. The ladyboys are taking over more of the second level. The third level is turning into a ghost town with more places closed than open.

- no nudity at all that I could see in Nana; many places in Soi Cowboy had topless or nude dancers

- the "streaming of the bar girls" after the 2am closing is fun to watch as they all flow past the narrow opening to the plaza. Unfortunately the only nice bodies were all ladyboys (most of whom are at least 6 inches taller than the ladies).

- Soi Cowboy was definitely better than Nana last night with a few "possibles". The guy next to me in the Long Bar got nailed in the forehead by a banana "flung" by the pussy gymnast on stage (we were sitting in the last row). He took it well.

[quote=go forit]i have been lurking around this forum for a couple of years and have made two prior visits to bkk. this is my first contribution here. all in all i have had an excellent experience but i have made many mistakes along the way. i'd like to thank everyone on this forum for all the great advice and reports you have provided. right now i'm planning my third visit in about two weeks. true to my handle, i tend to say what the hell and go for it. so far i've been one of those guys who overpays and tends to get stuck with just one girl for each trip. on the first trip i made the mistake of paying 4000 lt plus the bar fine for the same girl over a three day trip who was great in bed but ended up costing a lot more than i probably should have paid. the second trip i went to eden first and then again paid 4000 lt plus bar fine at suzie wong's. the second day i went to the beergarden and ended up with the same massage girl who said she was on holiday for the rest of the trip who didn't ask for any money and only wanted to give great thai massages and f****. she was a real gfe and we ended up going sightseeing taking a river speedboat to the temples and end the evening taking a romantic night time dinner cruise. but then i couldn't get rid of her because she had made up her mind she was going to stay with me until i left to catch my plane. after the third day i tried to get rid of her but she just wouldn't hear of leaving no matter what i said and i didn't want to throw her out. but i really wanted to try someone new by this time. so this time i'm planning on sticking with the mp’s, especially tulips and eden once again. this time i would like to try a take-out from eden if possible for at lease one night. i'm planning on only doing st if i find anyone at the go-go bars this time and wondering how well i will be able to negotiate this time. so far i have stayed at the president solarium and the president hotels which are both on soi 11. this time i plan to stay at the livingstone because of all the great recommendations from this forum. i'm looking forward to checking out their sports bar and staff. it's been almost a year since my last trip and during that time i have been trying to learn a little thai from tapes books and cds but it has been very difficult since no one speaks thai where i live. i can't even find some decent thai restaurants in my area. so i am really looking forward to getting a chance to try a little out, even though i know i'm not very good at all. i'm not sure there's any value in posting reports about my last two visits but i will be reporting on this upcoming experience.

i'll let you know how it turns out. any recommendations would be welcome.

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i stay at livingstones or lotus novotel when in bk. great spot. lots of bars. some of the bars the girls & mama will hustle you all night for drinks & others are very relaxed. apart from going to eden which is a must, you wont need to leave soi 33. just tell the girl you are on business & leaving the next day & try find another girl or 3 in another bar. there are about 15 on soi 33.

sports bar at livingstones has some nice girls, renoir is excellent, some good lookers, the office also has some great quality. christies has some very good lookers but watch out for mama trying to hustle you for drinks. she is also a serious pool shark.

you will be in monger central staying at livingstones. only downside is if you take a livingstone girl you may get stuck trying to sneak a different one in the next night. that is if you are a softy. maybe take a livingstones girl on the last night.

if you want to get a little variety in the nightclub scene try spazo at novotel siam square - russians, africans & thai wgs , spicy at the ambassador nana.

imho the best mp is utopia. some outstanding girls there. very expensive tho. girlsstart at 3000 baht up to 8000 baht.

hope this helps.

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[QUOTE=JPF]
- no nudity at all that I could see in Nana; many places in Soi Cowboy had topless or nude dancers.[/QUOTE]


This is exactly why I haven't been to Nana in months. No nudity. What's the fucking point? If I'm going to be paying 140 baht for a beer, I better be seeing some titties. Nana Plaza is the most disgusting place in Thailand, with the worst kind of tourists. It's like they rounded up the worst of the worst in Pattaya and Bangkok and put them all in one square block. Believe it or not, I find Cowboy much cleaner and more fun, but to each his own.

[QUOTE=Mangofan]Nana Plaza is the most disgusting place in Thailand, with the worst kind of tourists. [/QUOTE]
Are you there for the tourists?
I do agree that the beer is way overpriced.

[quote=giotto]just found this in the nation:

[url]http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/30095068/police-bust-swinging-party,-arrest-13-foreign-men[/url]

our hobby seams to become more dangerous :) ...


giotto[/quote]

it's still in the news this morning with pics as well. it's been plastered across thai tv. of course they are over-playing this because it's part and parcel of the extreme shift to the right, rising anti-farang, thailand for thais mind-set. the evil farang are to blame for all of thailand's ills. i actually overheard a discussion about this among thais in the faculty lounge this week. they, of course didn't know that i could understand them.

this is all laughable given that the current scandal in thailand concerns the gay orgies in temples, not to mention the long-standing scandal of monks having sex with both **** boys and girls.

Really? That is hilarious.

So I am outnumbered, what, 7 billion to one, eh? LOL![/QUOTE]You really are the weirdest wanker here. But I forgive you. Being senile is not your fault. It happens to some of us. Keep taking the tablets. I am sure you won't get more boring than you already are.

[QUOTE=Andy Abs]Covert Operation.

Tonight I am on a covert operation. I have to free a young Filipina from the SFIT terrorist group. (Sexually frustrated in Thailand. Due to the fact she is working here and hubby is in the Philippines).

Insertion will be in the Sukhumvit area at 19:00 hrs. Exact entry point is none of your business. I will proceed to remove sexual frustrations from the mountainous areas to the north of the Y valley. Approximately 15 minutes later I will move down to the cave system amongst the wild brush area in the Y valley. I shall force entry into the front cave system and plant an IED in the form of an orgasm. After clearing all signs of frustrations within said area I shall proceed to the rear cave system. I will check for previous signs of forced entry. And if the locals complain too much I will extract without any form of entry.[/QUOTE]

I haven't a clue what he's talking about.

[QUOTE=Andy Abs]Covert Operation.
For the non military personnel on this site: I am of to fuck a lovely Filipina who has not been touched for a year. I use the word covert, because if my wife finds out, I will be the first casualty in this operation. The best thing about this is. Hours of free sex with a GFE that would stiffen the limpest of dicks. I will update on the mission in the morning. (I hope).
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