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[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2997982]1,000 baht. Nuff said Bro. You even get them for 500. Stand Proud Bro.[/QUOTE][U]Price Police performing bed checks[/U]
Still can't get into a Top Tier Agogo? So sorry for you my man. Stand proud. Take a shower. Put on some nice clothes. Present yourself again. Stand proud for your people.
[B]Represent![/B]
[QUOTE=Bunky;2998094]Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.[/QUOTE]Usually one in the face and one kick to the head! LOL travel safe guys! ! P.S. SOME OF these guy get what they deserve!! A hot knuckle sandwich!
Anybody remember ending to the movie the Usual Suspects? The look on the over-confident detective's face when he realized Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze all along is priceless. I learned it from the BEST of the BEST. My favorite quote from the ISG LEGEND himself. 2 for 1?
[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2568057]
Sorry Martin Luther, but do you think of me as a mere peasant because of my lifestyle? Actually, I am a prince. Not the same type of "prince" that you have down here on Earth, not the ones you read about in history, who comes from royalty. But I am different kind of Prince in my little own fairy tale world. Know what I mean jelly bean? And you probably, don't think much of me. But no, I am not at all a peasant. Instead, Monkeypaw is just a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. What I mean is that I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant peasant, mother pheasant plucker, that's ever plucked mother pheasants. But actually, I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. If you are still confused, see for yourself. I am a Prince.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCUnq63waI&t=3s[/URL]
[/QUOTE]And how funny is that the guy who lived rent free in your head without paying rent, never existed at all. Just a friendly reminder to those who think they know EVERYTHING. It's sucks, that moment when you realize, you actually didn't know shit. Thank you for the laughs. It's Easter Sunday, the Day of the Resurrection. He has Risen.
By Lucifers taint! I have to post this, I saw it and the first thing I thought of was Thai working girls. Cause they don't b***h and moan about the state of their lives. Or how they got into the business. Thai working girls for the most part all seem to be put together well, not that traumatized, never into drugs, etc. But look at these chicks in German land. Why is that? I think it's because it's obvious isn't it? Thailand is as close to perfect as a country can get, maybe even up there with the likes of a Switzerland or Singapore. Except way cheaper. With excellent free healthcare and free education for all, great weather, and great cheap food, one earthquake every century or so, what's not to like? Plenty of opportunities and work for everyone. It's paradise on earth!
And when foreign dudes show up we get treated like kings, but when we show up in Germany, to partake in the FKK sauna clubs, or red light areas, we get treated like garbage. Go figure.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lyONyEaU5A[/URL]
Honestly, the social worker chick who used to escort, isn't even that hot, but I'd fuck her. Apparently she's worked in an FKK before. Years ago when it was like 100 euros an hour to fuck these chicks in them joints, I'd definitely pay it. Now though, at nearly 200 bucks a pop, nah.
If you watch the whole thing, the chicks explain that it effects them mentally, and they feel grossed out by dudes. But look at the Thai chicks that do this. We can look like Danny freakin Devito, and be as gross and as disgusting and as he is, and the Thai chicks can't get enough of us. Go figure. No wonder we love Thailand so much.
This German network the DW, must have it out for the prostitution business. They're the ones that had that short documentary about Thai sex workers that painted the whole thing in a very bad light. And here they are now making it like every prostitute in Germany hates her job.
Also, I don't really like that they don't talk about the incredible service that these women provide for guys like me. Without working girls, guys like me would never, and I mean NEVER get laid. Working girls, prostitutes, escorts, to me these chicks are heroes and should be celebrated. I don't know where this documentary is coming from, making the chicks out to be all vulnerable and shit, but I know I had some good times with chicks in Germany. And that's all that matters.
[QUOTE=Bunky;2998094]Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.[/QUOTE]You don't understand Thai Culture.
Totally agree that being upbeat and Positive is a Plus. , hahaha. But that doesn't pay their Bills.
Anyone think Thai girls are after the SUB for his pleasing personality. No they are after his 1,000 baht. Hahaha.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGWEJQeaVE[/URL]
It sounds like the profit margins are kinda thin. But it does seem like a solid way to make a living, and be able to live in Thailand permanent, while providing great work opportunities for girls from Issan. I don't really care what town he's in, I'm assuming somewhere in Pattaya or Phuket, the point is that he's got a small hole in the wall dive bar type deal going on and seems to be doing ok. If he's American, it makes sense. But if he's Canadian, it makes ZERO sense, especially since Canada is such a great country with free healthcare, but to each his own I guess.
Is that what happens? Do all the farangs that go to Thailand eventually just open a bar? Is it that easy? I don't have much cash, but it sounds like almost anybody can do it. If this neckbeard dude can do it, then christ on a stick, anybody can. He looks like he went straight from living in his mom's basement to owning a girlie bar in Thailand.
Statistically, one of you here is a Thailand girlie bar owner. Tell us more please.
[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2998163][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGWEJQeaVE[/URL]
It sounds like the profit margins are kinda thin. But it does seem like a solid way to make a living, and be able to live in Thailand permanent, while providing great work opportunities for girls from Issan. [/QUOTE]He's Canadian and the bar is in Chiang Mai, in the boxing stadium. Jax Bar. It's his second bar in CM, the first one went belly up. He's really open about everything, including costs, his losses and failures. He has a great series of videos about his experiences, and a website to assist others who want to open a bar.
If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king.
But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly.
I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.
[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2998164]Mewton York is catching up real fast to Dudmander in being number 1 foolishness poster here.[/QUOTE]Actually, No one will ever be able to surpass the level of idiocy contained your posts.
[B]When are you coming to Thailand?[/B]
Would you look at this:
[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2998196]He's Canadian and the bar is in Chiang Mai, in the boxing stadium. Jax Bar. It's his second bar in CM, the first one went belly up. He's really open about everything, including costs, his losses and failures. He has a great series of videos about his experiences, and a website to assist others who want to open a bar.[/QUOTE]I point out that the last 15 of 16 posts from the OP is in the RANTS threads and magically he has something to add in the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread. Still nothing about him fucking a Thai Girl in Thailand, yet.
[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]
[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2997975]Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.[/QUOTE][B]When you coming to Thailand Fake Criminal Investigator?[/B]
[B]When you coming to Thailand Joakie (new comic relief man and Dominican Prostitute loverboy)?[/B]
[B]When you coming to Thailand WHWMF (still posting your [u]male bovine excrement[/u] from your Cambodian Slum)?[/B]
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2998245]If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king. But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly. I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.[/QUOTE][B]Who gives a fuck?[/B] Just speaking for myself I don't!
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2998245]If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king.
But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly.
I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.[/QUOTE]It is called diminishing returns. You think the guys are still treating the girls like queens after 3 days?
It is just like a mf going to beg for a new job saying they will do whatever it takes. Then once they get the job they start laying out the rules they did not have when they were jobless.
[QUOTE=Gloryjack;2998237]I was hoping to plan a threesome. Me, another guy and a ladyboy. How do I go about it?[/QUOTE]You mean you and 2 other guys, but one dressed like a woman. Same way you go about it with any other sex worker I presume.
[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2998123]Anybody remember ending to the movie the Usual Suspects? The look on the over-confident detective's face when he realized Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze all along is priceless. I learned it from the BEST of the BEST. My favorite quote from the ISG LEGEND himself. 2 for 1?
And how funny is that the guy who lived rent free in your head without paying rent, never existed at all. Just a friendly reminder to those who think they know EVERYTHING. It's sucks, that moment when you realize, you actually didn't know shit. Thank you for the laughs. It's Easter Sunday, the Day of the Resurrection. He has Risen.[/QUOTE]MonkeyPaw was great. That's when this forum was fun instead of being taken over by mental patients like Mess Boy and his catamite Overpaid Thai. I had the privilege of meeting MonkeyPaw once in person and he was hysterically funny.
Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?
Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird.
[URL]https://www.reddit.com/r/ThailandTourism/comments/1k3royi/another_tourist_disrespecting_thai_workers/[/URL]
This is going viral, I'm sure it's huge in Bangkok itself now. I tell ya folks, it's not going to go down well for the certain people from a particular part of the world and the reputation they have. Not saying they're all bad, but just sayin.