[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2249681]Fun? rarely will you see a gal drinking and having a good time. [/QUOTE]This is why I don't like Thermae. I find the place no fun at all.
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[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2249681]Fun? rarely will you see a gal drinking and having a good time. [/QUOTE]This is why I don't like Thermae. I find the place no fun at all.
[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2249568]I think you will be able to connect the dots here. Because of your honesty, however brutal it may be, it shows that you have little to no ego. For that, you will get a well deserved Monkeypaw prize. How about a brand new car to play with? Ever heard of a Porche777 ? I think you know what to do with that right? Show me how smart you are and you can thank me for the new car later, but only on the ISG board. No PM needed but it's nice to always to get one, right? The Porche777 is a very fun ride for those who have a silver tongue and likes munching clams. Enjoy your car.[/QUOTE]Mr. Paw:
Little to no ego?
Paw Dude, I'm fat stoned and silly. Even my mother thinks I'm an idiot. My Team is Millwall, only because of their motto. I drift though life with a smile on my face. Sometimes I go to overpasses at night and watch the traffic and cackle. I talk to the worm guy that slithers down Sukhmavit, but he doesn't understand about the conflict between Noe Jordania's Menshevik view of socialism as opposed to Koba Djugashvilis. At least he listens and makes appropriate gurgling noises.
I do reverse tucks while taking a dump in case there is a hungry Python in the bowl that seeks to remove the what little I have! My idea of a hot date is to put on nice clothes, eat some Moo on a Stick, have a drink with supermodels at Spasso, then roll down to Sanam Luang and look for 300 b toothless gumjobs behind a dumpster! I only have one drink because I don't think bars that would let me in are nice places. I have evolved to the point of never having an ego to begin with. Even my ID thinks I am crazy! I'm so weird I get suspended once or twice a month on the other more family friendly Thailand Board.
I've heard of a Porsche 777. ID love to drive around with you in one, as long as you don't mind first gear only. I don't like to go fast it confuses me, plus I tend to look at stuff on the side of the road because stuff is so cool, especially here. Like wow dude, look at that Rat, its hung bigger than me! Here Khun Rat, have some dried squid! I used to have a 550 CLS and the dealer told me that if I never go over 30 mph, I would ruin it. So I ran it at 125 between Fairbanks and Anchorage and got a ticket and banged the exhaust from playing Bullit on frost heaves. Heavens! Then I sold it and bought a 1981 Ford F-150 6 cylinder 3 speed with mismatched tires. Then I got a ticket for holding up traffic. But hey lets go for a spin. Is it black? Can we hang Amulets from the mirror? Does it have an FM Radio. Can I pretend I'm Paul Walker? Maybe you should drive and or we can sit in a parking lot and Ill make motor noises! I have fake RayBans too! Can we eat Durian in it? Can we take pictures for my IG?
Unfortunately I don't have PMs here because the filthy Americans cut off Credit Card member processing and mailing Baht to Miami is not an option. So I don't know how we can arrange things yet. But for an idiot, I am smart. I would love a Tom. Does she have an ass like a 12 year old boy? Tell her my nickname is Mr. Munch. By the time I am done gobbling her, she will be a frothy as a Thai Tea smoothy!
[QUOTE=PuteNut;2249707]Any takers for 1. 5? I mean, even the old hags at beergarden start out asking 2 K LT. Certainly there are some lookers in Thermae, but I have never tried. Some have made it known to me that my Western sausage would not be barred, but I never went into negotiations. For me, Thermae is just cheap entertainment for the cost of a couple Singhas when in BKK.
BTW is there anyone who has figured out if there is system for the girls' parking slots? It seems there are often a lot cuties hiding in the back near the staircase. A seniority thing?[/QUOTE]It's amazing the pricing these days. Yes, the old hags at the BG wanting 2 k; absurd. And Thermae gals never going below 2. 5 k. Insane.
[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2249553]Because for me it's all about tricks, traps, and trophies or fuck, feed, and fifty. Does anybody even know what all this means? Insight, intellect, spirituality will get you far in my world. And how do I keep getting the both girls and guys to keep playing, knowing what I can do with all these mind games? My powers I keep telling folks about. Here is a hint. Thanks to God, I, me, myself was created and born a leader. Simple research on Google suggests:[/QUOTE]OMFG (insert puking smiley). I think it's time you look up the meaning of narcissism.
[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2249778]It's amazing the pricing these days. Yes, the old hags at the BG wanting 2 k; absurd. And Thermae gals never going below 2. 5 k. Insane.[/QUOTE]Why Insane? Prices have to rise eventually, and we even see MPs prices gradually going up. Someone just mentioned Doki Doki charges 3 K for 60 minutes. You still have the option of street walkers at 1 k to 1. 5 K for a 30 min session, right? They don't seem to like it when I want 90 minutes. LOL One street walker girl with body and face NOT really up to standard (a 30 YO mother), but a pretty enthusiastic fuck, was suggesting she would like to get 2 k from me for 60 minutes or 2. 5 K for 90 minutes. i.e. I was ripping her off a bit by taking extended time. LOL At that point I decided she just wasn't hot enough for those prices, and stopped doing her. I do have much hotter girls costing me a little more than I was paying her.
Naturally I would not be taking any old hags from Beer Garten at 2 K or for any other price for that matter. I can't remember when I ever found a girl of interest there, of course not keeping on visiting after a few unsuccessful tries. Likewise I probably won't waste my time in Thermae much more, after no recent girls really any good for looks attitude and service, and price was not really the biggest issue, but certainly did not get any value for money girls.
I am still more happy to pay 2. 5 K to 3 K to meet a hot experienced bargirl regular who specialises in Farangs privately, and avoid the bar overheads for drinks and BF. I did BF a bargirl this year maybe only 5 times. Most of these were non regulars. I also meet an Oily MP girl privately, and avoid the Massage shop overhead. No massage (with hands) is involved. She seems to like the sex well enough and the money.
I can see the whole scene is gradually being taken over by online with private meet ups. I already do mostly private meet ups but I have not progressed to meeting new girls online, being a dinosaur, but I can see it might be necessary. I am yet to know if online is really conducive to checking a girl's looks and attitude in detail. I guess even harder to tell what the girl is really like, than perusing at the Thermae.
My biggest selection criteria, is now becoming getting girls that prefer Farangs, and preferably have a reasonable level of experience with them, (but are still pretty models LOL). This is the area I come unstuck in at the Thermae these days. My intro question for the girl should be "How many Farangs have you fucked and how many did you like? And why do you like them more than Japanese?" LOL.
Hopefully this was slightly assuming, since it is so unrealistic. I am just wanting to warp back to the Thermae of 20 to 30 years ago. Met some fabulous sweet girls in Thermae of the far past for all night bookings.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-RzXnz0az0[/URL]
This youtuber is giving advice if you end up in Thailand. Apparently there are women selling sex in some place called Pattaya. I used to get sex for about 200 baht in the 1980's and I do note the beat has changed. Soon they will have the egg timer. Once the 3 minutes are up, so are you.
Regarding the Japophoibic remarks about 3 Rs, the significance of that was Japanese venturing out beyond their own well-established places and hitting places like Thermae and living to tell the tale. I am sure most proprietors would prefer Japanese who spend m one and behave themselves to Western English language teachers and football hooligans with big egos and bad hygiene habits.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;2249892]...
I can see the whole scene is gradually being taken over by online with private meet ups. I already do mostly private meet ups but I have not progressed to meeting new girls online, being a dinosaur, but I can see it might be necessary. I am yet to know if online is really conducive to checking a girl's looks and attitude in detail. I guess even harder to tell what the girl is really like, than perusing at the Thermae.....[/QUOTE]Impossible to assess girls' lower bodies online. Even the ones with a good lower body may not advertise it at all. Only the ladyboys seem to know what "body" entails. Another curse of online dating, at least as far as Tinder is concerned, is multiple accounts. Girls who work only online have more than one account. One Thai girl I sessioned (and who proved a disaster) has between 5 and 10 accounts. I know because I keep blocking her yet she keeps coming back like a bad penny under different aliases. I have had 8 different girls over through Tinder and only one I found worth a repeat. She is now in Bali after her Thai visa expired.
[QUOTE=XXL;2249915]Impossible to assess girls' lower bodies online. Even the ones with a good lower body may not advertise it at all. Only the ladyboys seem to know what "body" entails. Another curse of online dating, at least as far as Tinder is concerned, is multiple accounts. Girls who work only online have more than one account. One Thai girl I sessioned (and who proved a disaster) has between 5 and 10 accounts. I know because I keep blocking her yet she keeps coming back like a bad penny under different aliases. I have had 8 different girls over through Tinder and only one I found worth a repeat. She is now in Bali after her Thai visa expired.[/QUOTE]There are risk in all forms of meeting girls. Online girls can manipulate their pics, there can be some shocks when picking freelancers when they undress and poor performance from go-go and bar girls. Out of my last my last dozen or so on line encounters I have been disappointed with 2 on body shape and 2 with baby damage and one of the body shapes girls was very disappointing in bed as well. I think all in all the girls online will in most cases perform better and will give better value regarding both St and LT encounters regarding time and shots. I think the other variant is if you meet the girl online a day or two before a rapport can be built which makes all the difference and you can let them know your preferences regarding BBBJ and CIM etc.
I find the go-go and bar girls are very time focused, and I can't blame them, but I can't see the value for money they offer in most cases.
My next trip to the LOS is in February and I will be using a larger proportion of On Line girls then Bars and Go-go's.
Rob.
[QUOTE=RobJones;2250027]
I find the go-go and bar girls are very time focused, and I can't blame them, but I can't see the value for money they offer in most cases.
[/QUOTE]Obviously you book for a set time for an MP session, so you should get your time. I usually take 90 minutes for a new girl try and sometimes book 2 hours with girls I know well. Sometimes I don't use the full time. No big deal.
It is true, Thermae freelancers, bargirls, and street walkers are all time conscious with the last category being the most problem (because we pay them so little). However only a percentage of bargirls are trying to cheat the customer on time (doing a quicky).
Over several years of doing girls from Sheba, Suzie Wong, Doll House, Crazy House, Shark, and even Baccarat, I did not find many girls at all, to be overly time conscious, so my ST would always be 1 hour to 90 minutes. I had much more time conscious girl problems from Nana Plaza bars, but I really think it just depends on the particular girl. You need to asses the levels of girl impatience carefully before choosing.
So I don't agree. I pay well and expect a decent amount of time, and usually get it from well chosen bargirls / gogo girls. My girl problems are generally more due to being restrictive, dick scared, poor body, poor abilities, starfish, etc. It is probably worth asking a girl how long she believes a ST goes for and how long a LT goes for. Most bar girls do not want to do LT at all, and particularly if the money is not right. So pay low, and for sure the girl becomes very time conscious. My bargirl favourites are all girls with experience and stamina, even much more stamina than I can manage. They become a favourite because they simply don't quit. They have an ethic to earn the money. Sure we don't want lazy quickie type girls. That is one reason why most street walkers fail to be adequate for me, in addition to body problems.
The main reason you would choose the wrong body shape from a gogo girl would be double layer bras completely hiding the tits, or something else hiding railway track bellies. So I don't choose Coyotes wearing a double hard and padded bra that means I cannot tell what the tits are like. I like to see girls wearing as little as possible and leaving not much to the imagination. Topless is way better. I found recently I could still enjoy a 5 Star girl with stunning body and very good face, who was at least cooperative in the room if not particularly responsive. She still did not complain about how long I fucked her. So time was not a problem. She just was more placid (semi star fish) rather than wild and orgasmic that I meet more often. She was naked when chosen, so I knew 100% her body was fabulous for my taste (9 out of 10). She could maybe score a 10 if tits and ass were a little fuller. Still hard to take eyes off her. Exciting for me! Pussy turned out to be tight too. I had to start slowly to compensate.
Don't kid yourself. There are plenty of bargirls that can even enjoy a really good fuck and DATY, as well as take the money. They tend not to be so time conscious when enjoying themselves. Most of them are not going to do many more customers the same night, so no big rush, unless they have some party to get to urgently. Natty Bumpo would agree with me, I am sure. He tends to have even better success rates than me and likes similar types of girls.
I even remember one stunning Crazy House girl (Nat / Nut). She wanted to go to Pattaya that night for a birthday party but still needed to make some money first. She was the hottest girl they had at the time. Young, big natural tits (seemed to be still growing), no surgeries and even face was 8 out of 10. She was therefore very keen for me to BF her, and get out of the bar quickly, without worrying about taking many drinks. Mamasan had probably already indicated to her I had a good reputation with several girls. At ST Hotel nearby she still performed very well and so I did not notice time consciousness. So was a damn good fuck on the bed as well as stunning. So immediately after she could have her friend pick her up and charge off to Pattaya. Unfortunately Nat did not last long at CH.
So sure there are bad types of girls that want a quickie, but it is not bargirls in general in my experience. Choose well, and that should not be the worst problem. Bargirls do want to have a fun time to ease the boredom of the place, and make money.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2249634]When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.[/QUOTE]1. Mr. E makes this comment.
[QUOTE=FLHawk;2249740]The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.[/QUOTE]2. FL Hawk responds to Mr. E's above comment with an experienced he had at Palace about girl.
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2249753]It might be that you should be very proud of your results with that 6,000 baht girl. For all anyone knows, you actually got better treatment from that girl in the privacy of a hotel room than MonkeyPaw has ever gotten from any of his so-called "Top Quality" recommended Thai girls. Maybe even better than his teddy bear gets.[/QUOTE]3. ET responds to FL Hawk post, making this all about Monkeypaw. Do trolls even know they are trolls? Dude? You must have a man crush on somebody. In case you were wondering, yes they are shaved clean and not hairy. Girls like them that way.
[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2249726]Mr. Paw:
Little to no ego?
Paw Dude, I'm fat stoned and silly. Even my mother thinks I'm an idiot. My Team is Millwall, only because of their motto. I drift though life with a smile on my face. Sometimes I go to overpasses at night and watch the traffic and cackle. I talk to the worm guy that slithers down Sukhmavit, but he doesn't understand about the conflict between Noe Jordania's Menshevik view of socialism as opposed to Koba Djugashvilis. At least he listens and makes appropriate gurgling noises.[/QUOTE]Clap clap clap! He finally gets it. This guy here always had a bit of potential, but now you have definitely shown the entire ISG whole board you can play along with the best. This is what the best of the best does. It's our minds. Most will get lost in translation, confused, and have no idea to what the hell is going on in this conversation. All because they are not on the same level of understanding to where the devil is in the" details". This is how we keep lurkers and trolls away from secrets, treasure maps, and hidden gems. They are not smart enough, not wise enough, and not spiritually high enough to decipher anything that is written. They are truly lost in their own egos and too busy pointing the finger everywhere, even up their own chute. Previously, you mentioned the annoyance of some Chinese at Thermae for their rudeness and behavior, correct? And of course you, like many, want to correct that behavior. It's the Monkeypaw thing to do just like the dirty not washing your hands thing. So believe it or not, our minds are similar. But we can't go around slapping the rude out of folks can we now? But given the same opportunity to peg the same rude folks with a ping pong ball at a Go Go bar. Then what? Ping pong balls get tossed all the time at Go Go bars. Can a customer really complain to management if 1, 2, 3 balls hits him or her in the head? Not really. Now you see how Monkeypaw punishes those who behave badly? My ping pongs are reserved for ding dongs. Just don't act like a ding dong and you will be safe from the Paw and those who think like the Paw. And trust me, you want to think like the Paw. Just have fun with it, punish with a little love, but do it in a way that you can get away with it and you won't end up in the Bangkok Hilton. Use that mind of yours to get back at those who are rude, yes even the Chinese guys (and I'm from Hong Kong), but in the correct, smart, and cunning way. It's a crowded bar, shoes get stepped on all the time. That's a given. Go buy some shoe black polish, dab a bit under your own shoe, and have a few bumping accidents with the rude pushy guys who wear white sneakers in there. When they like to hog those bar stools, sometimes I dab of shoe polish on the seat looks as if somebody had an accident in their pants. Enjoy.
P.S. You've driven a 1994 Porcha right? Now try driving a Porche777, not Porsche777 as you wrote it. I may be spelling it wrong. But you can figure it out.
Out of some curiosity generated by some pictures in the PG, I ended up reading some FRs in the Dubai thread.
Guess what? Monkey Paw you are famous there! People diligently read your posts and quote from them. And they wish there was more life in their own threads. Perhaps a roadshow there might be an idea?
[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2250334]Out of some curiosity generated by some pictures in the PG, I ended up reading some FRs in the Dubai thread.
Guess what? Monkey Paw you are famous there! People diligently read your posts and quote from them. And they wish there was more life in their own threads. Perhaps a roadshow there might be an idea?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeKarnavic;2248673]SNIP. But it is heartening to see some good new FRs which is the spirit of this forum. I wish our forum is as lively as Bangkok forum which has some excellent posters, I read every posts by super seniors there who have 2000 plus posts, never miss banter around Monkey Paw who is unique character. I have some of his quotes which I will copy below to humor you guys. SNIP.
Quote by Monkey Paw (This is just to show what entertaining level a poster can go).
"A Story About Licking Leaking Lek"..[/QUOTE]If you were referring to the above post, then Monkeypaw is flattered to be recognized on other threads all across ISG. That means I'm famous! But Monkeypaw already sort of knew that if you look at post #200 of the SSIT (this thread). Even in other sites when posters refer to the Paw as "the greatest literary mind of our time. " I'm just happy with "greatest mind" and it keeps growing. I can see it's getting boring again, but hope is coming soon. And a little life will get injected in the near future. Now we should let FL Hawk have his moment. He will give credit where it's due. Besides me, Lew Ashby, FL, Dart, BB, and Phazze93 been tearing it up in Pattaya and too busy to post anything. Like I've said before, if you are a actually at ground zero hunting, it's a chore to write up a review. I talk about it with FL every day and even he admits that it's impossible to write up as much as some of these posters and play at the same time. Unless somebody is fibbing. Tsk tsk tsk. During the meantime while we wait, let's take time to give "thanks" to the teddy who has brought ISG so much joy this past year. Mogwai and ET, can you "bow your heads" and lead us in prayer to the teddy bear this Thanksgiving?
Hi Guys.
There has been a bit of chat about losing the desire to bang girls in Thailand thru a longer then 1 week stay! I have only had 5 day stays in Pattaya so I have little knowledge of it but thru my stay I do notice a mid week slump where the lack of sleep and constant banging has taken its toll and I either crash and burn in bed at 10 pm or find myself knocking out zzzz with a LT freelancer.
I can not take full credit for the following as Lew Ashby and myself came up with this concept when reminiscing on a recent Pattaya jaunt. Of course it is best used in a group of 2 or more but this should break up any doldrums that may sent in. Behold I give you the "Pattaya 8 Day Challenge", this can be changed to any city in the world.
1/ PICK UP FROM BUS. PICK UP A GIRL WHILE TRAVELLING IN THE BAHT BUS.
2/ PICK UP FROM ANY MALL. PICK UP A GIRL FROM ANY OF THE SHOPPING MALLS. 3/ PICK UP HOTEL STAFF. PICK UP ANY MEMBER OF HOTEL STAFF. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DEPARTMENT THEY WORK 4/ PICK UP ANY SERVER FROM ANY RESTAURANT, CAFÉ ETC. MUSTN'T BE A BAR.
5/ PICK UP ANY MALL WORKER. PICK UP ANY GIRL WHO WORKS IN ANY MALL, SHOP ETC. CAN NOT BE MASSAGE.
6/ PICK UP ANOTHER BM GIRL. VERY LOOSE TO VERIFY BUT AS ACCURATE TO DESCRIPTIONS IN POST AS POSSIBLE. START TAKING NOTES OF NAMES, VENUES AND BADGE NUMBERS.
7/ PUBLIC SEX. A SEXUAL ACT OF ANY NATURE IN A PUBLIC AREA. CAN BE HJ IN OPEN BAR ON ONE OF THE SOI'S OR SEX OR BJ AT THE HOTEL POOL. THE GREATER THE ACT IN THE MORE OPEN AREA THE MORE POINTS OUT OF 10. NO EXTRA PAYMENT ALLOWED.
8/ SWAPPING PARTNERS. CONVINCE A GIRL ONCE BACK IN THE HOTEL TO HAVE ANY FORM OF SEX WITH AT LEAST ONE OTHER GUY.
I know its not everyone's cup of tea but what the hell its better then laying around feeling sorry for ones self because there is too much pussy, LOL.
I know by reading the forum over several years that many of these have been done but to get them all in one trip should be worthy of a special mention.
All the best.
Rob.
[QUOTE=RobJones;2252425]There has been a bit of chat about losing the desire to bang girls in Thailand thru a longer then 1 week stay! [/QUOTE]Perhaps its more fatigue than loss of desire. Perhaps it has to do with routine. Perhaps age. Perhaps company or the lack of it. Perhaps the quality of girls you shag. Perhaps its the hotel room you stay in. Perhaps food. Perhaps its the absolute loss of connection with the real world outside the bubble. Perhaps its the knowledge that this will end in a few days. I can think of so many more factors contributing to this phenomenon. And this is not theorizing. Because I have tried to correct several factors in isolation. None have worked conclusively.
I have such DMU feelings when I am in ONE SINGLE LOCATION for more than 5 days, but when I cover 2 or 3 different locations over a 15 - 20 day period or more, then I do not feel this way. Also, lately, I don't get the time to hobby for more than 2 weeks at a stretch these days. Problem solved.
[QUOTE=RobJones;2252425]I can not take full credit for the following as Lew Ashby and myself came up with this concept when reminiscing on a recent Pattaya jaunt. Of course it is best used in a group of 2 or more but this should break up any doldrums that may sent in. Behold I give you the "Pattaya 8 Day Challenge", this can be changed to any city in the world.[/QUOTE]5555. What a list! But I have to break it to you, this stuff is all too easy in Pattaya, especially #1 to #5. Not sure if sex in the balcony in broad daylight counts for points on #7. All in a single trip, of course.
[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2252439]Perhaps its more fatigue than loss of desire. Perhaps it has to do with routine. Perhaps age. Perhaps company or the lack of it. Perhaps the quality of girls you shag. Perhaps its the hotel room you stay in. Perhaps food. Perhaps its the absolute loss of connection with the real world outside the bubble. Perhaps its the knowledge that this will end in a few days. I can think of so many more factors contributing to this phenomenon. And this is not theorizing. Because I have tried to correct several factors in isolation. None have worked conclusively.
I have such DMU feelings when I am in ONE SINGLE LOCATION for more than 5 days, but when I cover 2 or 3 different locations over a 15 - 20 day period or more, then I do not feel this way. Also, lately, I don't get the time to hobby for more than 2 weeks at a stretch these days. Problem solved.
5555. What a list! But I have to break it to you, this stuff is all too easy in Pattaya, especially #1 to #5. Not sure if sex in the balcony in broad daylight counts for points on #7. All in a single trip, of course.[/QUOTE]Hi Blanq.
Numbers 1 to 5 very achievable LOL and 6,7 & 9 feasible but a push in 8 days. I think where the blues set in is when you are travelling alone and when you are with your mates you have each other to bounce off and motivate you to participate. This may sound anal but I have started to set an action plan with quite specific goals to achieve to keep myself focused. It works in the business world and to a degree in this hobby we are participating in, we are conducting business transactions daily.
Anyhow a bit of SSIT to start the day and you guessed I am not very busy this morning 5555.
Rob.