Lima

One of the largest American Latina dating companies is having a tour to Lima October 4-9 in Miraflores. I don't have details but on their website they have a link to Hotel Ariosto on Av. La Paz.

They claim to average over 500 women on the Lima tour but I can't imagine there are going to be 500 men on the tour, so if anyone wants to be some heartbroken girl's consolation prize.....

Well, can you give us the website?

[QUOTE=Elberto]One of the largest American Latina dating companies is having a tour to Lima October 4-9 in Miraflores. .....They claim to average over 500 women on the Lima tour but I can't imagine there are going to be 500 men on the tour, so if anyone wants to be some heartbroken girl's consolation prize.....[/QUOTE]You will meet a LOT of Tequilla Rocks regulars there (girls)! Might be cheaper??

Suerte

Polvo

[QUOTE=Doc Bill]Well, can you give us the webiste?[/QUOTE]
It goes by a variety of names loveme.com and a foreign affair, In your case do not move as you will see the girls in the elevator going to the top floor.

Usually 8-10 guys and about 200 girls. Some of the guys have rented the Penthouse and have private parties there. If anyone is going the girl to get is a 20 year old by the name if Lizeth. She works as a translator but Polvo & I have it on good authority she is a real throughbred when the crop is applied as she reaches the final pole!
LB

[QUOTE=Elberto]One of the largest American Latina dating companies is having a tour to Lima October 4-9 in Miraflores. I don't have details but on their website they have a link to Hotel Ariosto on Av. La Paz.

They claim to average over 500 women on the Lima tour but I can't imagine there are going to be 500 men on the tour, so if anyone wants to be some heartbroken girl's consolation prize.....[/QUOTE]


One of the chicas told me about this event and yes she works at tequilas.
I would really like to attend so please let me know the specifics. I hear its at the hotel eva longaria or something.

It would be good to meet you regardless.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]One of the chicas told me about this event and yes she works at tequilas.
I would really like to attend so please let me know the specifics. I hear its at the hotel eva longaria or something.

It would be good to meet you regardless.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I wish I had specifics, but the only info on the website was the dates of the event. I imagine that is on purpose otherwise there would be 1000 guys circling the lobby like horny sharks.

I was hoping that someone here would know the details and share. I would definitely enjoy making an appearance at an event like this.

[QUOTE=Elberto]I wish I had specifics, but the only info on the website was the dates of the event. I imagine that is on purpose otherwise there would be 1000 guys circling the lobby like horny sharks.

I was hoping that someone here would know the details and share. I would definitely enjoy making an appearance at an event like this.[/QUOTE]

I will try to text message the girl who told me about the event. I know she is going for sure. I also remember her saying that alot of guys are flying in from all over just to attend.

[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]What am I missing here? Why would anyone pay that much for "introductions?" [/QUOTE]

A fool and his money are soon parted? :D

I guess there are a lot of clueless guys out there, and they're happy to fork out the money. They are, of course, looking for "good girls", but if the Tequila girls know about it, then I'm guessing all the gold diggers in Peru (and probably Colombia) will be there.

Can any of you guys recommend a Spanish Language School in Lima? I am considering going to Lima and spending the mornings in Spanish classes and then use the afternoon/evenings for exploring the city - etc. Of course I can do an internet search and find some choices, but I hoped some of you might have some experience in this area.
Thanks,
Clodbuster

Bulldog, you clearly don't understand. Lima is not like Buenos Aires where women can just be had. You need to have a proper introduction. Perú is a former English colony so any prostitute you want to fuck, you must invite to tea and toast beforehand. And certainly you would not want to insult any woman to whom you might potentially be introduced by giving a gift of less than say $1595. That merely signifies your recognition of how valuable her pussy might be, since pussy is a very scarce commodity in Perú.

Ive been a little lazy these past few days sticking with what I already know. However today I went to check out a few new things.
I went to another cheapo massage place located in a galeria very close to the entrance where plaza san martin meets with the pedestrian street jr. de la union.
Go to plaza san martin (combi todo arequipa from miraflores to paradero colmena in lima centro then walk up six blocks to the entrance of jr de la union). Look to your right hand side as you walk into jr de la union and go into the second mall/galleria . It will say something like plaza vendata or something close. Go dowstairs to the right and look for shop #402. There is a reflexology sign downstairs. The cost is 15 soles($5) for a pretty decent 20 minutes (long) massage with baby powder. I asked about extras and she said no but I think something could be arranged. After all they do advertise in trome newspaper.
The massage was actually better than what I was getting in beauty salons in miraflores for half the cost.
I then took a combi to colonial y faucett because I remember seeing a spa that I had a hunch about. It winds up that yes there was girls there at one point but not any longer. I talked with the guys that were hanging out at the desk and they all motioned me to go to "revital banos turcos" located near cuadra 15 right off of ave. colonial right before ave. penas If coming from plaza dos de mayo. They said the girls were really good there and you pay 20 soles for the massage and like 120 soles for completo. I dont pay those prices for pussy unless I get them to my hotel so I never checked it out.
They never gave me an exact address but they said most cab drivers know it .
I also asked a cab driver about going to the chongo de huachipa and he said it was a 30 soles cab ride from el centro and about 45 minutes away. I would like to check this place out. It sounds like a san jose type brothel but Im not paying 20 dollars for cab fare. I have no idea how to get there by combi.

Ill add this to my lima list.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Huachipa...I have no idea how to get there by combi.[/QUOTE]
Grab an eastbound bus from Arriola in San Isidro/La Victoria (near RyV). Arriola turns in to Carretera Central, which will take you all the way through Santa Anita, Ate, and to Huachipa and beyond. Look for a Chosica-bound bus. It's about an hour ride during non-rush hour times. Tell them you want to go to the Zoologico de Huachipa so you get off in the right place. Huachipa is full of moto-taxis, so from there you can go in style.

[QUOTE=Maltrufio]Grab an eastbound bus from Arriola in San Isidro/La Victoria (near RyV). Arriola turns in to Carretera Central, which will take you all the way through Santa Anita, Ate, and to Huachipa and beyond.


I understand most of this but catching a bus from arriola in san isidro/la victoria is confusing. La victoria is located far from san isidro.
I have available to me ave. Salaverry ave javier prado and ave arequipa. All those routes are located close to where Im staying.Would you be able to tell me how I can use those lines to get to huachipa ?


Another way to do it would be to let me know what barrio huachipa is located next too ? I dont see any huachipa on my map. IE. If I went to ate close to carretera central would I be fairly close ? I could then take a taxi from there.


I cant believe the dollar fell to under 3 soles. We have a really uncertain future facing us.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp] I cant believe the dollar fell to under 3 soles. We have a really uncertain future facing us.[/QUOTE]

I'm just thankful that everyone who uses dollars can make this sacrifice so that investment bankers don't have to suffer for their fuckups.

Subtitled: I can´t resist a girl in uniform.

I need some input/feedback from the Lima experts here.

So there I am, minding my own business in the hotel, when a gorgeous lady cop starts walking toward me. The white patent leather belt and gun holster, with the black boots up to just below the knee, made me start to melt.

She told me that she just wanted to say she overheard me speaking and compliment me on my Spanish. Well, one thing led to another and we exchange contact info and agree to meet for lunch in an hour.

We meet and she says she has to stop at a store to pick up a gift for her friend that she saw yesterday on the way, so we stop at this frame store. There´s a long argument between her and the proprietor about the price and she says she´s sad and finally turns to leave. I ask her what´s wrong and she says that the guy told her it was 30 soles yesterday but today it´s 50 and she is 20 soles short. Well, of course I offer to make up the difference, she of course says no no, I of course insist, etc., etc.

Then we go to lunch, which I paid for and would always expect to pay for. Then she had to go to her precinct to change and get ready for school, where she says she´s studying English and wants to get into the hotel business. We agree to meet tomorrow on her beat somewhere else in Miraflores.

So you probably already know my question: Have I been had? Or have I just been to Cuba too much?

Thanks guys.