Cebu City and Downtown Walkabout
On Sunday I did what any self respecting mad Englishman does, I went for a long walk in the midday sun, or in this case the midday cloud. I was in the mood for some exercise and I guess I must have easily covered 15 kilometres today. I walked from the Waterfront Hotel, to Ayalla, then downtown to Colon Street, and around Jonquera, and back to the Waterfront via Robinsons all in the space of about 5 or 6 hours.
I decided to explore on foot all those places that most foreigners drive by without ever really seeing. I went off into little alleys on Gordoro, Maxilom and Imus Road and found whole communities hidden from view, with thousands of makeshift wooden shacks with tin roofs, crammed together in some sort of orderly chaos. Has anyone ever visited the huge cemetary off Gordoro where whole families live in amongst the crumbling tombstones? It certainly opened up my eyes to places I did not know even existed. I don't think they have seen many foreigners there at all and I had several families introduce me to female members of their families when I told them I was divorced and still single.
Without exception everyone and I really do mean everyone was really friendly, happy and helpful with me and when I got lost a number of times and asked for assistance, nothing was too much trouble for them. These people literally had nothing and yet they asked me for nothing, they were just happy that I stopped to chat to them.
I cannot count the number of times I spent chatting to people and literally dozens of cute young women who were there for the picking. You may not believe this but I was invited into the home of one woman who had two daughters aged 18 and 15 and she spent half an hour trying to hook me up with either one of her daughters. I could have had dozens of dates from my walkabout but I have more than enough to keep me occupied here as it is. Most of the girls did not even have a cell phone so they would give out a number of a friend or family to contact them. Obviously these girls are very poor indeed yet it surprised me that even though they live in wooden shacks with poor sanitary conditions, they seemed to be dressed reasonably well given the conditions they were living in.
All in all a very interesting day, I am glad I did it.
M
Mortman's further escapades in Cebu
Sunday night I decided to hook up with my shop girl from Banilad; I wrote a report about her about a week ago, very short and petite, aged 18 and weighing about 40kg. Anyway I asked her if she had a friend that would like to join us for a night out and I arranged to meet them both at my hotel at 9pm. Her friend that turned up was also 18, also cute and slim and much taller than her friend. After leaving some personal stuff in my room and after I finished giving them a tour of the hotel, we all deciede to head off to the Sunflower for some drinks and dancing. We arrived at about 11pm. 100 pesos entrance fee and with a reasonable live band playing. Drinks are a little expensive with a coke or SML coming in at 100 pesos, but then I guess you are paying inflated prices for the band.
I had a great time although we only stayed about 2 hours. I danced with both girls and though nothing had been discussed about what was happening later, the vibes I was getting seemed very positive. Both girls were doing a sexy dance together, you know the way they do it, facing one another and kind of rubbing their bodies together as they gyrate to the music. I was getting hard and excited just watching them both and could feel my pre cum juices oozing out at the thought of what I was going to be doing later.
There was an older guy of about 60 on the dance floor and I could see a few people laughing at him. He had a huge beer gut, couldn't dance at all and was wearing a massive pair of shorts. He was wearing training shoes that clearly seemed to belong to a marathon runner, with white ankle socks pulled as far as they would stretch up his legs (so uncool). However let me tell you that this guy had the hottest girl by far in the place, and she was wearing one of those slinky short figure hugging dresses that showed off her fantastic slim body. People may have been laughing at this guy, but personally I think he was the one laughing. All the way to the bedroom with his hotty.
Anyway we eventually head back to the hotel and I was becoming feverish in anticipation of the excitement to come. Once we settled in the room, we all sat on the bed watching TV. I started kissing my girlfriend but she seemed to hold back a little and gestured to her girlfriend. Seems she was shy of doing anything in front of her friend and would not let me remove her bra or jeans. She whispered "no my friend is here" and I whispered back "don't worry we can all get in to bed together" My girl seemed to relax a little and I put my arms around her friend who was still watching TV and gently pulled her back gently from behind and started kissing her. She responded and we spent a few minutes french kissing with my girl looking on. I then turned my attention back to my girl, kissing her and pushing my hands down the back of her jeans when all of a sudden I touched an all too familiar and unwelcome object. The top of her sanitary towel. Just as I was mentally thinking WTF she whispered "I have mens" I always think it is odd how Filipina and Thai women use the same expression when they are on their period.
Well I know for some guys that menstrual bleeding is not bothersome at all, but for me it is a big turn off. I whispered to her "don't worry I will have your friend", but she whispered back "no she is too shy she won't". I want to know WR's secret, I love threesomes but only with non pro girls and I know WR seems to consistently find this type of girl.
Anyway both girls made it clear that there was to be no sexual activity taking place in my bedroom that night and all my expectations were dashed within the space of a few seconds. I felt really pissed off with the girls though to be honest it was not there fault since they had never promised me anything in the first place. I suggested that they might feel more comfortable back in their own homes and I gave them enough money to amply cover their taxi fare home and sent them on their way. Spent the rest of the night alone with a hard on, too tired to go back out to Mango Square and find a girl
Cebu Medal of Honour for Bravery in the face of Adversity
I met a DIA student last night one of the strangest encounters I have had for a while. We had spent some time chatting on line a few weeks before I arrived in Cebu but I didn't get a chance to see her before I went to Mindanao. When I returned to Cebu at the weekend we started texting one another. Now she asked me by text what I was looking for and I replied just fun nothing serious. After that she did not really want to chat to me again and I left it until yesterday morning before texting her again to try my luck. She texted me saying that she wasn't interested because I was only looking for fun. I then text back saying yes only for fun but if I meet the right girl then who knows? Anyway we had a pretty pointless exchange of text messages all through the day (by midday I had received over 250 text messages from her and other girls) and I was getting to the point of switching off my phone. She then agreed to visit me after her studying at 9pm (she is a college student studying business administration). She then asked me a very strange question by text that afternoon "Have you ever been to Thailand and how many gf's have you had, please answer me honestly?"
Well I knew the implications of admitting to being a frequent visitor to the LOS so I told her I had never travelled there. For guys that do not understand, most Filipinas who have any sort of education, associate Thailand with sex tourism. I can't think why he he he?
Mustering all the honesty I could, I texted her back that I had never been to Thailand and that I had only one regular gf before splitting up a few months ago and I asked her innocently, why she wanted to know? She never told me the reason for asking. Anyway we arranged to meet at my hotel around 9. 30pm and bearing in mind I had only ever seen this girl's photo I was taking a bit of a gamble. I also arranged for another DIA girl to visit me at 8. 30am the following morning as a contingency plan if this one did not work out. She had also told me I was her very first foreigner that she had met, though I don't how true that is at all?
I went for a stroll up past the Sunflower when she texted me that she had arrived, so I hurredly returned to the front of the Waterfront on foot. There to greet me was the slimmest girl I have seen for a long time, slim legs and arms and very small breasts (just the way I like them). She was wearing tight fit jeans but looked classy with a very nice loose fiting top she was wearing. Facially she was what I would describe as cute, but not beautiful. She of course has youth on her side which helps enormously but she had a pretty smile, clear complexion and beautiful silky black shoulder length hair.
We went into the Asia IT Park for food, where we engaged in small talk and then headed back to my room. She was excited at the thought of going into the hotel which must have seemed truly palatial and magnificent to her (she lived in a cheap 800 pesos per month boarding house down town) and she was sad because she had forgot her camera. Always being one to help out a girl in need I told her I had a digital camera in my room and that I would take photos of her and email them to her later. We spent about 45 minutes wandering round the hotel with her being photographed in those silly poses that Filipinas seem to like so much, before returning to the room. After last nights disaster I was in no mood to wait and I started kissing her almost as soon as the door was closed. She responded passionately and I started to undress her. I nearly ejaculated there and then when I saw the beauty of her naked body, I rate this as the best girl physically that I have seen for many years. She had very small but well proportioned breasts with tiny pert nipples that almost looked like a rice crispie sat on top of her breast (sorry for you non English guys out there, but that is a well known UK children's breakfast cereal).
We continued in a passionate embrace and I moved my hand between her legs to find a very close cut pubic area with lovely wet pussy lips literally dripping with juiciness. I began playing with her pussy and she started crying out my name, softly at first but with increasing intensity as I brought her to climax. I felt a little embarrassed as I was sure guests in adjoining rooms could hear her groans and shouting.
I then impatiently entered her and she grew even more vocal, again calling out my name (I am sure everyone on my floor knows me by name now) and begging me to go faster and faster until she came again with the loudest groan I have ever heard when having sex. I could not hold back anymore and emptied a bucketful of sperm inside her. She sensed I was about to climax and pulled me even tighter inside her wrapping her legs around the backs of my legs, as my cock erupted. We both rolled apart and then held each other in a warm embrace. I could feel myself slowly drifting off to sleep but she started stroking my nipples and stomach, this girl was clearly not finished. I was tired and did not really want more sex but I could not resist another bout with her. I was a bit limp by now but she began masturbating me and I got hard enough to enter her a second time but not as hard as I would have liked. We tried doggy, missionary and with her lying flat on her stomach and me lying on top and entering from behind (one of my favourite postions). I just could not seem to satisy this girl and after about 30 minutes I withdrew and finished her off by hand bringing another crescendo of shouts gasps and screams as she climaxed again. By now I was thinking quietly to myself " f*k this I need some sleep.
She had to be at college for 8am that morning and she asked me to set the alarm for 4. 30am and no amount of persuasion would covince her to stay for breakfast. I reluctantly set the alarm for her and in no time at all we had drifted off to sleep in each other's arms. 4.30am arrived and up she got, got fully dressed without taking a shower and then climbed back into bed with me. She started stroking my chest and nipples and my limp cock bringing me to hardness again and I am now thinking to myself WTF is going on here. I started kissing her and started to remove her clothes. When she sensed I was aroused she finished the job impatiently and hurredly stripping off in bed till she was again naked. We had further sex in multiple postions for about 45 minutes and although my cock was rock hard again, there was no chance of me climaxing after the fluids I had lost earlier that morning. In fact it was starting to feel a bit uncomfortable for me, because she would grab my cock roughly as we moved positions, trying to impatiently to stuff the thing back into her pussy each time we moved. No amount of pounding or playing with her pussy, clitoris and breasts seemed to satisfy her and she just wanted more and more. She again cried out my name repeatedly, interspersed with noisy groans and sceaming, so much so I almost expected a call from reception as a result of complaints from other guests. To be really candid here guys, at that particular point in time I would have chosen sleep rather than trying to satisfy this rampant nymphomaniac, the likes I have never ever encountered before.
The sheets were very wet by now and since she had not even showered since we had first met, the pungent smell of sex guices permeated the whole of her pussy region. I don't know whether I brought her to climax again, to be honest at that point I really didn't care any more and I eventually rolled away from her and said "I need sleep" We cuddled together and again we both drifted off to sleep to awake at about 6. 30am. She tried to arouse me again, this time using her feet to rub my cock, but her rough approach was actually uncomfortable and I pushed her away gently saying "no I some need sleep"
She got up and got dressed and I told her I did not understand the logic of waking up at 4. 30am getting dressed and then leaving at 6. 30am but I did not get any sort of sensible answer from her. She knows I am leaving on Thursday and begged me to change my flight so that we can have the weekend together as she is in college all this week. Though I am very tempted, I think my penis needs some rest and recuperation this weekend and my Filipina gf back home in the UK will expect to see me. I gave her a 1000 pesos note with a couple of hundred pesos for her taxi fare home and she seemed satisfied with this, though she is probably too polite to say otherwise. She wanted me to go down to the lobby with her but I told her she would have no problems at all and that it would be busy there even at that time in the morning, as I was still in bed.
What I thought was the strangest thing of all was that she did not even take a shower before leaving. I reminded her that I had a clean towel if she wanted a shower and I am sure the bathroom was possibly the nicest one she had ever seen. But she declined the offer and I would not be in the least surprised if she went to college later that morning without showering. Anyone within a few feet of her later that day, would surely be able to smell her pussy. In this one resect at least, Thai girls win hands down. Probably as a nation in general, they are the cleanest girls I have ever met and Flipinas could learn a lot from them about personal hygiene!
We said our goodbyes and she left. I quickly sent a text message to the other girl that was going to show up at 8.30am to tell her to cancel her visit as I was very tired (see I was being completely truthful for a change!)
What a memorable experience! It is one that I very nearly missed out on. When you look back at how we met and the fact she would not have ever entertained me if I had stuck to my guns and said I only wanted fun, it makes for some illogical decision making on her part. I mean she knew we will probably not meet again, at least not for a several months. She left without either of us making any plans to meet again, but what a truly unforgetable and exhausting experience it was.
Rip Off Taxi Drives in SE Asia
[QUOTE=FreebieFan;1115444]We've all been there Mate. All felt that urge. In all my travels throughout Asia Filipino taxi drivers rank as the second worst. Primarily because their cars are old crap and 50% of the guys assume your their new best friend and therfor your money is theirs. The VERY worst taxis in all of Asia tho are in Malaysia. Great cabs in Shanghai, Taipei, Jakarta, Singapore, HK. Sad these guys just don't get it.[/QUOTE]Ya the Filipino taxi drivers are pretty bad. I was at the airport once, and it seems the guy wanted to fight me because I wouldn't let him keep the change; but why should I when he ripped me off in the first place (he wouldn't use the meter; we negotiated a higher flat rate).
It seem to have gotten worst over the years. A lot of taxi drivers won't use the meter on foreignors. Impossible to get a taxi to use the meter at Greenbelt during rush hour; there are a lot of people waiting though, but I believe the locals use the meter.
The taxi drivers in Kuala Lumpur are notorious for not using the meter for foreignors; but that's mainly in Butin Bintang; outside that area, it isn't that bad.
In Bangkok, the taxi drivers that wait in the tourist area will charge 2 or 3 times the price; I feel sorry for those ignorant tourists. Also, many of the taxi drivers will not use the meter if the traffic is bad.
In Saigon, if you use Vina Sun or Mai Linh, the taxi has to use the cheap legit meter. Most of the other taxi companys will have rip-off fast running meters.
