First (attempt at) mongering in Lisbon
Yesterday I contacted Yara Cohen through Apartadox:
[URL]https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhante-de-luxo-yara-cohen-4950[/URL]
She told me she would be available today as of 1 pm for 150 euro/hr at her place. At 1 pm today, nothing. She eventually replied to tell me she would be late and if we could postpone until 2:30. No problem with me. However at 2:30, nothing. I blocked Yara Cohen and tried to get hold of one of the Escort Privada girls who appeared as "available now" on the website. I got no replies. "Available now" only means the girl is during her working hours, it doesn't mean she's actually available and waiting for a client to PM.
Empty handed, I decided to go for a massage at Artemis Massagem, rua Pedro Nunes, a stone's throw from my hotel. When I told Artemis massage I wanted the "ILO" (= prostate) massage, they explained ILO only came as an extra to one of the main featured massages. OK so I picked a massage. The price-tag was 80 for the 30-minutes massage + 50 for the prostate part. The problem was, all their massages were the stupid body-to-body type. I get zero kick out of having a girl poking her oiled knees or any other oiled part of her body into my back. A masseuse should use HER HANDS, period! Another thing was, the prostate part got forgotten. The girl put on latex gloves at one point, and poked AROUND my butthole but somehow never found the way inside. It would be funny if it didn't testify to sky-high incompetence.
I'm here for two weeks so I still hope to get laid somehow, but one word of warning already: if you're thinking of spending say 3 days in Lisbon hoping to get that girl who caught your fancy on one of the websites, forget it! Most likely she won't be available or she'll waste your time. Be happy if you get hold of ANY girl during your allotted 3 days, what with the time-wasters, the no-shows etc.
For the sake of comparison, f you spend 3 days in Frankfurt, Berlin or Zurick, you only need to hit one of the big clubs to fuck 3 hotties in a single visit.