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Weird shit
[i]"how ideal want to happen: walk in front door which i leave a little open, close behind you, put dick in wall hole and i suck you. no say hi! i not want hear your voice or anything that id you. i suck you, you cum, and then you leave. that it. i not want to see your face or body. no offense but you just....dick
if these instuctions you can follow then we ok to go. i am already nervous about and i want to make sure you understand how i want do this.
i go home 6:30. anytime after 7:00 ok"[/i]
she said she was 5 minutes from camp humprey's gate. when i told her i can't have a guy suck my dick, she went
[i]"eww of course i girl. don't be gross. i had fuck and kiss before from hole but guy want more and more after that and i not comfortable. if no trust maybe we no good"[/i]
that's not a faggot response*.
she asked for my age and when i mentioned 37, she said
[i]"oh. i no be with more than 23. lol. is ok i think"[/i]
and went cold.
anyways, i am not going to put my dick in a hole in the wall; even when i was in school and went to some peep-shows in ny in the days before rudy g., i never did it. my team did, but not me!
*this is faggot-speak:
[i]"do you drive..? i'm in songpa..
of course i will call you..? do you want to meet up tonite?"[/i]
and later,
[i]"sorry if youre only expecting a girl here. but listen to what i'm going to offer. - non reciprocal at all.
i am a slim, feminine man who has - better butt, leg..skin than a girl. (5.8~9, 145 lbs)
me ..very submissive, feminine,.. on my knee.. crawl... to give you head as much as you want.. you can cum in my slave mouth.
(you do not need to do any thing to me. )
so it's just you let me serve/blow you, until you cum and i leave. nsa.
i'm 29 yrs old. living in songpa areal. of course 1 time hook-up. nsa
if you just want to get service for free(very good at giving head)and..if you simply want to get laid wihout trace, reciprocation at all .this may be a perfect chance for nsa.
again no reciprocal / you'll lose nothing.
let me know your contact number if you're interested.-
if not.. my sincere aplogy to disappoint you."[/i]
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Now that's GFE
Different strokes for different folks but, further to my ## 5090 and 5107, this is why I play the game the way I do:
My favorite called me yesterday, announced (as I was vaguely aware) that it was our "anniversary" and invited me out. Drinks and dinner in the best watering hole and restaurant in a 5 Star hotel (paid by her), followed by an invitation to a room upstairs that she had reserved and paid for and stocked with champagne and my favorite cognac, as well as the cat mask, leather topless corset, choke collar, wrist and ankle restraints that I bought for her some time ago and a couple other outfits and a few other toys of her choosing. Four unique over-the-top PSE sessions in the course of the night, each orchestrated by her, including two involving some additional talent (provided and paid by her) to cater to my most lascivious impulses. Best of all, she was totally into it, letting me get her off for multiple orgasms each time before shooting my bolt in her pussy, ass, mouth and over her tits while she begged for it.
It really doesn't "come" any better.
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[QUOTE=Shine21]Not too sure if prices can go up so much in such a short time. [/quote]
As prices have stayed the same for nearly forever (no increases certainly in my memory, and I've been here nearly 15 years), having a single price increase isn't something I'd begrudge them. My concern is if the service is the same for the new standard price. Again, I'll have to suss it out with my regular girl next time I'm in Seoul. It's been a while since I've seen her, so I hope she's still there.
[quote]I hope the shops there don't collude to have a separate pricing scheme for foreigners.[/QUOTE]
I've been there with Korean friends, too. Same price as when I've been there by myself, so collusion against the waegs is unlikely.
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Miari and Mugyo-dong
spent a couple hours last night getting the trouser snake drained but still had the hunger, so decided to check out miari. what a disappointment. i had never been before - years ago, when i didn't know my way around, someone tried to take me but got lost, and i later got accustomed to other venues - but i imagine it was on a scale similar to what o-pal-pal used to be. as in 588, though, real estate development, obviously has taken a huge toll; and even of what's left standing, i'd estimate that only about 10% of the shops were in operation late last night (friday). pretty dodgy little alleys, but very foreigner-friendly - perhaps due in part to my having the lingo down (or just the absence of business? - i only saw three drunk young korean bucks wandering around in the 30 minutes i was there) - but many of the mamasans were less than thrilled when i explained i was "eye-shopping". still they unlocked the doors and let me peek - interesting, and a little sad, that these girls are locked in. all the sps in demure poses sitting on the ondol floors in hanbok. unfortunately, i didn't see anyone who i imagined would rock my already rather jaded world, so i meandered home. probably won't ever go back.
on the way to miari, i also stopped to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and looked into mugyo-dong. i was provoked by having reread some of spotted dick's reports about bukchang-dong room salons. i was in a few of those years and years ago, and also in a joint in mugyo-dong that was very much of the same style and where i had some great fun. mugyo-dong, for those who don't know, is the neighborhood just east of seoul finance center, where there are a lot of nakji joints. alas, real estate development, and perhaps a push from city hall to clean up its back yard - particularly after a high ranking civil servant was arrested with his pants around his ankles there about a year ago - has wiped out the small, but interesting mugyo-dong scene. i found the place where i had been, but it's now some sort of bar. i didn't bother going in.
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Crimminy! Pass the testosterone brother and give me the number of your proctologist while you're at it, will you?
[QUOTE=Kimchi Warrior] .....me get her off for multiple orgasms each time before shooting my bolt in her pussy, ass, mouth and over her tits while she begged for it.
It really doesn't "come" any better.[/QUOTE]
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Russian
The 1st night, my hosts were strapped to me like car seats and on the 2nd night, my last, I was too exhausted to hit Hongdae so I'd arranged with Jahae, my sexy Korean chic of some 6 years ago, to come over to Gangnam for dinner at 6. Postponed once to 1/2 past and then again, so I took the dinner reservation on my own. Then she bailed and apologized. Invited her to HK and she's eager, we shall see.
Made contact with a Russian but she won't come to the Ritz and true to her motherland, she does no oral.
She's cheap - 100k for 1 hour. And 20k for some motel (maybe her pimp has his evil planned the john?).
This is where I found her:
seoul craigslist
casual encounters
w4m
"need a man - w4m - 33"
Date: 2010-03-02, 1:29PM KT
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Yang-Sam Offictel
Well today was definitely a good night.
First I'm going to start off by apologizing to the board. Been a LONG time since i've posted and to be honest I haven't contributed much. But my line of work forces me to travel a lot and I rarely have the time to go monger or get onto this website as HR would probably get curious.
Anyways - 'headed to Yongsan as I heard whisper that there was a new Offictel around that area. Loaded with a phone number I called up the place and a old sounding mama-san picked up asking how my day was. I inquired if it was possible to have a "date" with one of their young ladies and she asked questions on my taste and what I looked for in a girl. Of course gave a fake name, real age, real interests, bla bla and she said she had a girl for me by the name of "Han-Kkos" which translates to "one flower" - I'm into the coca cola bottle shaped girls as most of you might remember. Don't care for big boobs but as long as it compliments her hip to ass ratio i'm all in. She laughed at my request (btw - these types with that kind of ratio is known as "jook jook pang pang") and she said she'd call me in thirty minutes when she knew a girl of my flavor would be ready. Around my age (25) and currently a student at a near by university. So I mongered around exit 2 from Yong-sam station going to the near by 7-11 for some smokes and ice coffee. Within 15 minutes she called and told me to come by the offictel and hit the 8th floor room XXX.
Went to the place and headed to the bathroom first to make sure i looked appropriate. I don't care what people have to say but I just like looking good no matter what if I'm 'bout to meet a girl for the deed. Headed up - rang the doorbell and this absolutely gorgeous american girl answered the door. Boy was I surprised. Short - nice breasts - cute eyes - her face was 'bout a 2 but her body helped me over look all that. She welcomed me like I was her boyfriend and gave me a kiss on the cheeks the moment I took off my shoes. She grabbed my hand and asked how my day was and if she could get me anything to drink. She rushed me to the sofa and I asked for something warm (cold as hell .. still) and she heated up some water for some instant coffee. I asked her why she didn't use the water fountain in the room (that has cold and hot water) and she said to her the fountain just ruined the original taste of the coffee. You have to actually boil the water to get the right taste from the coffee. I laughed at how cute she was and we spent some time talking. She let me finish my coffee and I lit up a cig and she just laid on my lap - watched tv for a while and just when I was getting comfy she unzipped my pants and pulled out my boy and started slowly licking and kissing him.
After a couple of deep throat'n she giggled her way off and started stripping her way to the bathroom. She winked and told me "shower time ;)" I followed her of course and she gave me a good rub down. More fun when she got down on her knees in the shower stall and continued sucking on me while we were still all soapy - looking up at me with her eyes. She smiled slyly and asked if i'd like a soapy titt massage and of course i couldn't deny. A couple of minutes of that and she dried herself off and rushed to the bed. I took my time drying off and followed.
As I got to the bed I discovered she had been masturbating getting herself ready. "I don't like using that fake lube sh*t cause it just suxs" LOL. So she wanted to get natural ;) I laid down next to her and she just took control. Deep throat and camel toe slide. Then as she climbed on top I stopped her - no condom? She said she didn't like using 'em and noticed I was clean so didn't mind. Like hell ... I don't care if she doesn't mind but I don't know how clean she is! So i insisted and even though she whined she shut her trap the moment I was inside her. Cow girl - reverse cow girl - doggy - 69 - wheelbarrow - missionary - standing doggy - then she got on her knees and gave me a boob job - and finale with CIM. Somewhere between doggy and 69 she wanted me to finger her ass hole as I was going in and out of her but it felt like she had never been entered from behind. So I quit after failing to get even my finger tips in.
Once I finished she asked if she wanted me for her to swallow or spit (mind you - with my juice still inside her mouth) and I winked and dared her to swallow. She did. Of course followed a large gulp of choco milk. LOL. By then I was all dirty and sweaty again so I jumped into the shower to clean off. She followed and even though we had just done the deed she continued to poke and tease my boy. Got done and we sat naked on the sofa smoking a cig and enjoying coffee - mama san called her phone informing us we had 5 minutes left. The moment she put down the phone she got right up to my boy again and started sux'ing me. I guess she was trying to get me to cum again in her mouth within 5 minutes. She succeeded. LOL.
After so I asked if I could snap a couple of pictures and she didn't mind - took a couple of pictures herself so that was a plus :D So enjoy.
So after that - put on my clothes. Headed out. She gave me a pat on the bum on my way out so I turned around and spanked her hard. She giggled and asked me to do that to her the next time we met. I said "no problem," and off I went.
That's my report. Hope everyone enjoys the picture and report.
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[QUOTE=Seoulstice]Crimminy! Pass the testosterone brother and give me the number of your proctologist while you're at it, will you?[/QUOTE]
:)
There are several local docs who will set you up with bio-engineered bio-identical testosterone from reputable mfgrs (not the dodgy research chem companies from which a lot of body builders source their gear), if you want it; it does the same job as the steroid clones the body builders use, without the shrinkage effect on the "boys" and the (pretty quick) eventual shut down of natural test production.
Of course, there's also the old-fashioned approach: lots of heavy dead-lifts and squats to shock the body into making and triggering release of the relevant hormones.
There also are a variety of genuinely effective herbal supplements that promote increased test production and have the desirable knock-on effect of ensuring that you've got enough liquid ammo to fuel the gunned up cock, so that by round 4 or 5 you're still shooting juice and not just fairy dust.
Ditto for the prostrate - obviating the need (but perhaps not the compulsion for vitamin V, for that all night crank) for any but the annual proctology exam to check for the Big C.
The only downside is a truly insatiable appetite for pussy, which entails having and being able to exercise a lot of self-restraint if you want to be anything other than Henderson the Rain King.
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Huh?
[QUOTE=Gen X Baer]Well today was definitely a good night.
this absolutely gorgeous american girl answered the door. her face was 'bout a 2 [/QUOTE]
Does not compute.
Kyopo?
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First time...
I am first time being Seoul and will be stayed one night at Iteawon / Myeong-dong.
Anyone can recommend good soapy massage nearby Itaewon or Myeong-dong?
Perhaps not too high cost and the most important is having good happy ending.
Or how to get a call girl contact to my hotel room?
I have read through past few months reports and found that some of the places are not welcome foreigner. How about Chinese? I totally don't know how to speak Korean.
Is Miari and Itaewon only got BJ and HJ? What if I want to have sex?
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[QUOTE=Kimchi Warrior]Does not compute.
Kyopo?[/QUOTE]
sorry - i was pretty tired when i wrote the report. she's gorgeous as in physique wise. as i mentioned before - nice coca cola bottle shaped body. but her face >.< I'm a gyopo :D
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A good chuckle was had with Kimchi's doesn't compute comment.
I'm thinking an American with a coca-cola bottle shape is an oxymoron these days. Good to know some still exist.
[QUOTE=Gen X Baer]sorry - i was pretty tired when i wrote the report. she's gorgeous as in physique wise. as i mentioned before - nice coca cola bottle shaped body. but her face >.< I'm a gyopo :D[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Gen X Baer]sorry - i was pretty tired when i wrote the report. she's gorgeous as in physique wise. as i mentioned before - nice coca cola bottle shaped body. but her face >.< I'm a gyopo :D[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I got that; I meant was she a kyopo. You mentioned she was American, but I've never heard before of a non-ethnic Korean, non-Asian plying the trade here except as an independent provider (except the Russians back in the day).
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[QUOTE=Kimchi Warrior]Different strokes for different folks but, further to my ## 5090 and 5107, this is why I play the game the way I do:
My favorite called me yesterday, announced (as I was vaguely aware) that it was our "anniversary" and invited me out. Drinks and dinner in the best watering hole and restaurant in a 5 Star hotel (paid by her), followed by an invitation to a room upstairs that she had reserved and paid for and stocked with champagne and my favorite cognac, as well as the cat mask, leather topless corset, choke collar, wrist and ankle restraints that I bought for her some time ago and a couple other outfits and a few other toys of her choosing.
It really doesn't "come" any better.[/QUOTE]Just curious, but which RLD did you meet your regular?
[QUOTE=Darnay]I went to Cheongynangni for the first time on the weekend. I paid $70 for a great time with a tall, gorgeous girl that was friendly, and had a great personality as well. Normally a girl like that wouldn't go for foreigners, I thought, but maybe 588 is a bit different?[/QUOTE]588 has been going down the shitter lately. The left row is almost completely gone. I've visited few days ago and was surprised to see this really cute A-row girl accept this guy who was with a group of his friends and I believed they were all from South East Asia either Thailand or Philippines. Usually 588 never accepts foreigners, but I guess they're desperate right now since business is going down.
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[QUOTE=Abuasian1]Just curious, but which RLD did you meet your regular?
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Itaewon; probably that's why I'm a fan of it, all the shortcomings notwithstanding.