[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1282296]Threads in other countries are screwed up as well.[/QUOTE]Have a ook under "Need Help & Info!" and there you will find the Bangkok report.
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[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1282296]Threads in other countries are screwed up as well.[/QUOTE]Have a ook under "Need Help & Info!" and there you will find the Bangkok report.
[QUOTE=Primo Bolan;1282373]Well look whos talking about what he knows about Thailand again. Waing the bargirls Pinky. Hehe bigmouth.[/QUOTE]I have more posts than you & know what I'm talking about.
"Come to Miracle Thailand where you can be clubbed by security guards in Bangkok, kidnapped by fake police and scammed at every corner in Pattaya, beaten up by the TukTuk mafia in Phuket, killed in Chiang Mai from the over use of pesticides in the hotel, murdered by the police in Pai, killed by a mini van on any road in the country, and catch drug resistant malaria, HIV, bird flu, and swine flu. And if you're really lucky, you'll be murdered violently and the police will rule it a suicide even though your arms were tied behind your back and your head was found a kilometer away."
NicFroggie, BTW, thinks that the recent BKK thread change has resulted in him having a lower post count than before, whereas I know I & he has a higher post count. Who's is right in your opinion? I know I am.
Will be in BKK in July, wondering what sport bar shows UFC fights? Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Mal
[QUOTE=PinkPearl;1286596]I think the withdrawal method is quite effective for those with a high degree of skill at it. Even with this method the morning after pill could be used in case of an "accident". But for the general public, like condoms, it is a poor means of birth control & should be combined with other methods. Even for myself, being able to avoid finishing inside the vagina 100% of the time, due to the possibility of sperm in precum I wouldn't rely on it alone & prefer the lady be fixed or using effective birth control.[/QUOTE]BTW, what would you guys recommend re birth control. I want to be sure, very sure, that my lady / ladies, are on something very effective. How should I go about this? For example, when taking them to the hospital / clinic for HIV / STI tests, have them get a birth control "shot" at the same time? Or re the pill, watch them swallow it? Or re IUD, what then? ETC?
Expert: Major flooding coming to Thailand again this year, like last year.
[QUOTE=Harold444;1287173]How does no sexual intercourse sound/[/QUOTE]Not the answer I am looking for. Any other bright ideas?
Ok, So I am a Racist, I am totally at peace with that! I hate White people LOL.
Kidding Aside, I also like to make fun of my own people: the FROGS, FROGGIES or whatever the most derogatory term is for a Frenchman.
[QUOTE=PinkPearl;1287162]BTW, what would you guys recommend re birth control. I want to be sure, very sure, that my lady / ladies, are on something very effective. How should I go about this? For example, when taking them to the hospital / clinic for HIV / STI tests, have them get a birth control "shot" at the same time? Or re the pill, watch them swallow it? Or re IUD, what then? ETC?[/QUOTE]The most effective? DIY! By far the more secure birth control since centuries
[QUOTE=PinkPearl;1287162]BTW, what would you guys recommend re birth control. I want to be sure, very sure, that my lady / ladies, are on something very effective. How should I go about this? For example, when taking them to the hospital / clinic for HIV / STI tests, have them get a birth control "shot" at the same time? Or re the pill, watch them swallow it? Or re IUD, what then? ETC?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, no birth control method, except abstinence, is considered to be 100% effective. To be 100%, you can go for castration of testicles or ovaries!
P. P,
Get yourself snipped!
LBM
[QUOTE=Horny Landoora;1287874]Unfortunately, no birth control method, except abstinence, is considered to be 100% effective. To be 100%, you can go for castration of testicles or ovaries![/QUOTE]Do you think these solutions might be more suited to a forum for men in the Catholic priesthood, but a wee bit extreme for ISG.
I'm not looking for 100 percent, as 99. 9% per year will do. Perhaps combining two or more effective methods could achieve that, one which will be coitus interruptus. It is 96% effective on its own with perfect use.
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1287900]P. P,
Get yourself snipped!
LBM[/QUOTE]That would be a once and for all highly effective method. Though not without risks or pain.
[QUOTE=Bionicman;1287861]The most effective? DIY! By far the more secure birth control since centuries[/QUOTE]What is this? Drunk In Yemen.
[QUOTE=PinkPearl; 1288027]Do you think these solutions might be more suited to a forum for men in the Catholic priesthood, but a wee bit extreme for ISG.
I'm not looking for 100 percent, as 99. 9% per year will do. Perhaps combining two or more effective methods could achieve that, one which will be coitus interruptus. It is 96% effective on its own with perfect use.
That would be a once and for all highly effective method. Though not without risks or pain.
What is this? Drunk In Yemen.[/QUOTE]Is there not risks and pain if percentages as noted doesn't pan out?
LBM
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1288103]Is there not risks and pain if percentages as noted doesn't pan out?[/QUOTE]For the man? Nothing like this that I am aware of:
"The primary long-term complications are chronic pain conditions or syndromes that can affect any of the scrotal, pelvic and / or lower-abdominal regions, known as post-vasectomy pain syndrome."
"Post-vasectomy pain syndrome (PVPS) is a chronic and sometimes debilitating condition that may develop immediately or several years after vasectomy. [27] One survey cites studies that estimate incidence at one case every ten to thirty vasectomies. [28] The pain can be constant orchialgia or epididymal pain, or it can be pain that occurs only at particular times such as with intercourse, ejaculation, or physical exertion."
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy[/url]
[QUOTE=PinkPearl; 1288178]For the man? Nothing like this that I am aware of:
"The primary long-term complications are chronic pain conditions or syndromes that can affect any of the scrotal, pelvic and / or lower-abdominal regions, known as post-vasectomy pain syndrome."
"Post-vasectomy pain syndrome (PVPS) is a chronic and sometimes debilitating condition that may develop immediately or several years after vasectomy. [27] One survey cites studies that estimate incidence at one case every ten to thirty vasectomies. [28] The pain can be constant orchialgia or epididymal pain, or it can be pain that occurs only at particular times such as with intercourse, ejaculation, or physical exertion."
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy[/url][/QUOTE]Hell that is painful just to read! But the pain I was referring to was if she doeget pregnant and it is unwanted by you and you have the pain of supporting it for years and years and years and years. That is the pain I was talking about! I was for sometime thinking about having one but after reading your post forget it! I think I'll have my sperm count check first?
LBM
Every day in Thailand you can see funny communication stuff ups between Farangs and Thais. Its very evident that tourists seem to speak English as they normally would and expect to be understood. Actually it isn't that easy. Guys should be more careful how they speak English. Choosing simple words, no jargon or slang, and speak slowly. I speak Thai reasonably but still get misunderstood because my pronunciatiation is not perfect and I may say things slightly strangely from a Thai point of view.
Yesterday I am at the Soi Cowboy hamburger stand (good tasting burgers nothing like Mc Donalds which I regard as not edible). I ask the waitress 3 times for "prik thai" (its pepper not a Thai dick) but she seems to be trying to adjust the fan. Claims she didn't hear, so I go get the pepper myself. Its very difficult to pronounce "prik thai" badly so its probably that she thought I was saying something in English, or place is too noisy or just a request for pepper is unexpected.
Next 5 guys, perhaps Indians, walk up to the hamburger stand. The girl serving is from Buriram. Speaks Thai and a Khmer dialect. Her English is weak. The guy asks her something like "Do you have any veg. Food". She answers "no, we don't have any chicken". I can immediately see the obvious that she doesn't recognise "veg.". However the guy is not catching on. Instead of rephrasing, the usual thing is just to repeat the question, which doesn't help. She is still insisting that they have no chicken (no idea how chicken came into her mind). Perhaps guys with this type of look often ask for chicken.
Some time in the past I had asked for "fried onions" in English and instead received french fries. Yes they are both fried.
The guys walk off perplexed to look elsewhere for something they can eat. I have to explain to her that they wanted to eat "jay" (vegetarian food) and the guys are "mangsawirat" (Vegetarians).
Another mate of mine often says something in English to the waitress and he insists the waitress understood. However when the wrong thing arrives, my suspicions are confirmed. After many years I start to develop a sense that people have not understood by the look on their face on just by the complexity of the English request.
At the bar attached to the burger stand I ask for coffee with milk no sugar. Too complex? What do I get? Coffee with sugar and no milk. The waitress cannot understand that coffee could be drunk without sugar. I should have just said coffee with milk, accepted the sugar but not used it.
If you ask a Thai "please only warm the sandwich a little bit", it will come back burning hot, sloppy and totally destroyed. The only sensible course is to say "No warm please". Thais are not good at reducing unless its something expensive. Its all or nothing. You salad will come swimming in a lake of mayonaise if you ask for just a little. You must ask for mayonaise separate, or better still "no mayo".
In another post Nic had commented to the girl that she was " very special" and she replied "yes special 1500". Funny but demonstrates the communication difficulties and needing to stick to very basic things for Thai people with weak English. In many cases we need to learn the Thai mis-pronunciation of English words too. E. G. In Thailand it's not a Gin and Tonic, its "yeen tonic"
Many times a Thai is trying their best to speak English but due to weak grammar, the meaning is most unclear to me, so I ask them to repeat in Thai to get a clearer idea. Not everyone can do this but its wise to rephrase what they said sometimes to see if they agree we have got the correct meaning.