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Nic, English might be your third language, but you sure summed up the answer to this question perfectly!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]There isn't one. The Strip @ Patpong II is not doing well at all for a reason: No one here wants this style of bars.

While it can be very exciting and fun in the US/Canada, Strip clubs are boring here because of the huge variety of bars that are Raunchier. The Quasi-totality (I am talking 99%) of the sex tourists come to BKK on a full blown sex vacation, they don't want what they alreadyhave back home.

Blowjob bars, Gogo bars, Freelancer bars, MAssage PArlors, Oily joints, 2-girls special clubs, ladyboys, gays, Akasuri ... we got it all.

I think you would have a much better (and cheaper) experience with a girl from a GOGO, barfine her, take her to your room for an All nighter and tell her you want her to give you Lapdances. If you feel like it you can fuck her.

The cost of this will be about $100 (the price of 5 dances in the US) ;)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JPF][fichas are the tickets that bar girls in Tijuana get when a customer buys them a drink. They have quotas and hence motivation to "fuck" their customers into buying them as many drinks as possible.]

A couple of nights ago I saw a girl I liked in Our Place but she was bar fined before I could talk to her. Last night I saw her again and brought her over for a drink. Her name is Joy. We were getting along and she asked if she could get a tequila shot (200 baht) and I said yes. After the shot we talked and it was a good long while (around 15 minutes) before she asked for another. So I bought her another. Shortly after, her cousin came over and I talked to her, too. She had been in Bangkok longer than Joy (1 years versus 3 months) so her English was better and I figured she could help translate at times.

She asked for a drink and they said they were going over to Midnight after 11pm (even though it was already after 11). I said I would buy them both a drink at Midnight. I thought maybe I could get away without a bar fine if they were inbetween bars but that was not to be.

In Midnight I bought them their shots (again 200 baht each) and Joy almost immediately asked if she could "say hello to a friend". That friend was a guy and shortly after talking to him I saw that he bought her a drink. She then sat with him. After about 5 minutes I told the cousin who was still with me that I wasn't happy and if Joy wanted me to bar fine her and take her to my hotel that she had better come back and spend time with me. The cousin then says, oh, to take her out you have to pay a bar fine and it's very expensive, 3000 baht. I told her she
was crazy about 3000 baht and she starts explaining why they have bar fines. I told I would be a bar fine but a reasonably priced one. We went back and forth for awhile and I just gave up and left.

Total damage: 4 lady drinks (800) and 2 drinks for me (240) = 1040 baht or about $34US.[/QUOTE]

Well, I am not sure why it went so bad with joy, but it could be the following scenario.
A former coustomer of Joy asked a mamasan who Joy is and that he wants to bf her. So, she sends a girl over (the cousin, or maybe not cousine) to tell her to come over to midnight. So, the "cousin" brought her over and later they tell you ridiculous prices, so they don't need to tell you no Joy is already book.
Nevertheless a lie with the barfine, but helps to keep face.

[QUOTE=Retired Army]Look, it's all relative. One man's stunner is another man's skanky ole ho. I think that if you live in Thailand long enough you get extremely selective. Why settle for a girl from Nana parking lot when you can have an absolute non P4P "knock out" that took time and effort to cultivate. It's easy to score with a purple note, but what's the satisfaction other than empty ball sacks?[/QUOTE]I'd have to agree on the theories of relativity and selectivity.

Though some Parking Lot girls i've seen, with and without their covering, are par with anything at Siam Paragon or MBK on a Friday night.

[QUOTE=Retired Army]Why settle for a girl from Nana parking lot when you can have an absolute non P4P "knock out" that took time and effort to cultivate. [/QUOTE]
Guys that have wife/GF cannot realistically go spending time and effort cultivating non-P4P girls. She can turn a blind eye when you go missing for a short while.

The problem with cultivating a girl, is that often for me they have accidentally turned into a full-time GF. I must be very weak on the art of dumping them. Then are the scenes and recriminations if she finds out there has been another girl concurrently.

Its a lot easier and less complicated to just pay.
Even Nic had to dump most of his Giks due to complications. Often we don't want a proper relationship, but just to relieve the sexual urges.

[QUOTE=Retired Army]Look, it's all relative. One man's stunner is another man's skanky ole ho. I think that if you live in Thailand long enough you get extremely selective. Why settle for a girl from Nana parking lot when you can have an absolute non P4P "knock out" that took time and effort to cultivate. It's easy to score with a purple note, but what's the satisfaction other than empty ball sacks?[/QUOTE]

I've become much less selective during my time living in Thailand, for the obvious reason that those of us who live here have far less money to spend, typically, than those who just visit. Pay here is very low (30-40K/month).

Also regarding 'non P4P' I have no interest in that as I am too lazy, with the one exception - older or less attractive ladies who are grateful for the attention and offer either good service or other benefits. If one chases attractive 'non P4P' girls one is opening the door to a lot of effort and in the long run far greater expense than good honest prostitutes.

[quote=jpf]checked out that soi for the first time a couple of nights ago.

we were generally disappointed with the quality in all the dead poet bars as well as the office and lookie lookie. also, the area was quite dead with 0-2 customers in most of those bars.

the most lively place by far was the bar at livingstone's lodge. it was a very nice environment with a good number of girls and customers. my friend found someone to his taste (but didn't take out) while i did not. even so, the conversations and environment made this a worthwhile stop.

we talked with the "famous" giotto at livingstone's and here's an important plus for internet users such as the ones on this site: he pays extra for a good quality, high speed internet connection. considering the inconsistent performance i have experienced with the connections at 2 hotels that is definitely a big selling point for me when considering where to stay on my next visit.[/quote]the only difference beetween a soi 33 bargirl and a soi 7 bargirl is (sometimes) a cocktail dress.
nothing more than this, believe me!

oh, i forgot another big difference: the barfine.

italy 1974

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Nic, English might be your third language, but you sure summed up the answer to this question perfectly![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]There isn't one. The Strip @ Patpong II is not doing well at all for a reason: No one here wants this style of bars.[/QUOTE]

"No one here wants this style of bars"
What a statement!

By "here", do you mean members in ISG or men in general who visit BKK?
If nobody wants this type of bars as you put it, surely places like this one would be closing down soon. But somehow I dont think so.

Was in Spasso (Grand Hyatt Erawan) last night and saw some really nice stunners, which I know even Mick Licker will approve. They were sexy, good cleavage and even better dancers.

I was with my "gik" so could not go beyond using my eyes to scan for future potentials. If the prices are still at THB4k I think I will be going there to prowl and seek suitable company soon as I could feel my temperature going up slightly with some of the faces there.

To be fair there were also a large number of average girls dressing it up but not looking the part. Saw a number of ruskies which as usual has the height and breast but their attitude seems a like a real turn off with "I am stunner" look and if you are not wearing a rolex, go [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] away look.

Went to Sherbert last week and the quality of the girls remain high and even the coyote dancers were hot. I found out they have 300 girls and 40 mamasans. Had a great evening of dancing, drinking and dice games. Whilst it is not cheap by Thai standards, but compared to other places like HK, Singapore and of course the western world, it is still good quality and price for value.

FD

[QUOTE=Joe Nailer]"No one here wants this style of bars"
What a statement!...[/QUOTE]
OK, you want that style.

Enjoy! As Nic said, it's all here in LOS.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]OK, you want that style.

Enjoy! As Nic said, it's all here in LOS.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. Daddy7, and you too. You seem tohave been enjoying yourself in Pattaya so far.
I have not seen all as yet to judge anything.

Oh BTW, have you got any problems with Prostate which may be affecting your nightly/daily activities? :)

[QUOTE=Joe Nailer]"No one here wants this style of bars"
What a statement!

By "here", do you mean members in ISG or men in general who visit BKK?
If nobody wants this type of bars as you put it, surely places like this one would be closing down soon. But somehow I dont think so.[/QUOTE]
Well obviously you are an exception, but once I tried German FKKs where girls are virtually nude all the time, I was completely cured of tabletop/lapdance style clubs. They are just ways of wasting a large amount of money without getting much, IMHO.

Thailand has bars where girls dance nude. Thailand has bars when can get girls to take their gear off, and then grope them and get a blow job and sex if you want. Multiple girls allowed. This is not like laptop dancing as there are no rules stopping you from touching this or that.
Star of Light for example. Look you can get a pussy in each hand, one on your face, and one on your dick, if you want There are few limits.

Its true that there is very little call for traditional "stripping" as such in Thailand.
In some bars the show does start with girls wearing something and taking it off before soaping or oiling each other or licking each other's pussies. (Suzi Wong)

[QUOTE=Joe Nailer]...Oh BTW, have you got any problems with Prostate which may be affecting your nightly/daily activities? :)[/QUOTE]
Oh, nothing that I know of beyond diminished capacity, reduced stamina, and old age. :)

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]There isn't one. The Strip @ Patpong II is not doing well at all for a reason: No one here wants this style of bars.

While it can be very exciting and fun in the US/Canada, Strip clubs are boring here because of the huge variety of bars that are Raunchier. The Quasi-totality (I am talking 99%) of the sex tourists come to BKK on a full blown sex vacation, they don't want what they alreadyhave back home.

Blowjob bars, Gogo bars, Freelancer bars, MAssage PArlors, Oily joints, 2-girls special clubs, ladyboys, gays, Akasuri ... we got it all.

I think you would have a much better (and cheaper) experience with a girl from a GOGO, barfine her, take her to your room for an All nighter and tell her you want her to give you Lapdances. If you feel like it you can fuck her.

The cost of this will be about $100 (the price of 5 dances in the US) ;)[/QUOTE]Nic. Great explanation. Thanks. I guess I haven't really made myself clear. I AM part of the 99% that you state above. No question. But I'm not in the market of only getting into the girl's pants. I would like to have a great time at LOS and that involved getting a bunch of raunchy lap dances without the no touching rules that are prevalent in 90% of clubs in the US and 50% of the clubs in Canada. I'd like to start my evening (s) out by enjoying the eye-candy, exploring the strip clubs and their women over a bunch of beers and then ending up taking one home if all goes well! The whole environment of the club is what appeals to me (loud music, hot girls, multiple options, etc) which I may not necessarily get back in my hotel room, however plush.

Nevertheless, you've made great points. Thanks.

Maybe my question should have been to ask you guys for the most exciting itinerary for a night out that doesn't involve only sex. I love music and would love a recommendation from the experts on which bars are the best for rock/hard rock music.

Thanks again and cheers/Pulse

Hy,

Planning to stay in BKK fro 7 to 14 March. Does someone know, if elections will take place during this wek? Because elections are not the best time, no alcohol, no actins!

Best regards

What is yabba? and what does it look like? I am not interested in trying it. Just the opposite. I'm looking to avoid it. I remember on my last trip, my buddy became ill. Upset stomach, fever, pain all over, etc... A local gave him a couple of pills. Instructions were something like "take the pink now and the blue one when you wake up". He followed the instructions. He said the pink one mad him feel high and the blue one brought him back to earth, but he stated that he felt 100% better.
I have heard/read stories of the girls being strung out on yabba, but to be honest, I have no clue what it is. I just want to avoid it and anyone with it. The last thing I need is to be around someone when the police arrest them. From what I have heard, Thai jails are NOT the place to look for a piece of ass. I want to scout for my ass on the beech. :) Oh if anyone has any new pic's to post... It would be a good motivator for me (something with a cowboy hat on) ;) M&M