Fun things and Funny things in Thailand.
My weekend fun and some thoughts about Thailand.
After my disastrous Thursday things have looked up.
My little Filipino friend sent me a message to say she would like to meet Sunday, which of course I eagerly accepted. On Friday though I had a call from another lady I had met at the gym, she is in her forties and a real MILF. Fit and a very dirty mind. "would you like to have lunch on Saturday" she asks; flashes of dirty sex and naked bodies instantly became firmly fixed in my mind’s eye. "Yes. I would love to". I met her at Asoke on Saturday and no mention of lunch, straight to the short time hotel at the end of Cowboy. I only just managed to close the door before she had my cock in her hand and tongue down my throat. I persuaded her showering would be a good idea, because I was very sweaty, not to mention the fact I am not eating a skanky pussy. Now A as I shall call her has a beautiful body, she is a real spoilt ***** lazy as fuck, except for going to the gym. Her husband has not fucked her for a year and she was desperate to try a Farang. Within 5 minute she has sucked me dry and I mean suck, I have never had a woman suck so hard. Returning the favour I ate that sweet shaved pussy for at least 30 minutes from every angle and she went ballistic when I put a finger up her starfish (arsehole for non English speakers). Needles to say the ride was incredible, what a tight pussy, especially liked doggy with finger inserted up the back door. I did manage 3 pops in the two and half hours we spent together.
Sunday.
I met my little Filipino friend on Sunday. Guess where? You got it. Asoke. I had a very wry smile from the same receptionist I had seen on Saturday.
Now M as I shall call her was a different kettle of fish. She was more like a GFE or a wife experience. She was nothing like the image I had built up. She was pretty and very white, with long jet black hair. In the room she was very shy to start with; I knew this was going to be a "making love session". I have to say she had a lovely body, not fit and trained, just natural, a real woman’s body; she had small tits, but nipples like Camel starter buttons, the sort you can roll around in your mouth. She was not keen on blow jobs, but like most women enjoyed rug munching. The one thing she could do is kiss, Like a lot of guys on this forum, I love kissing, it makes you feel like they really do like you. I managed two pops, this was the best GFE I have had for a long time. I have to say I enjoyed being with M more than the raunchy A. By the way this girl has not been back to see her hubby for 19 months, and she insisted I was the only sexual experience she had had apart from her husband, in her life. Lucky me I think. Two really good days for 700 baht.
Try the small side streets in Bangkok
Just back from a few days in Bangkok, tacked onto another trip. Stayed at the Golden Palace hotel, [url]www.goldenpalacehotel.com/[/url] (Soi 1 just of Sukumvit Road). Don't bother with the more expensive rooms, the 1100 Baht ones are the same. Its basic, but it is cheap, clean, has a pool for lounging around and is very accessible to airport and the Sukumvit Road strip. Lunches are better at the hotel next door. Toast and coffee for breakfast is 80 baht. i never had supper there.
Tried Eden Club, the the 2 girl place, which is a 5 or so minute walk away (leave Goldnen Palace, turn right, walk to Sukumvit Road, turn left, 5 minute walk and its on your left down soi 7 or 11 I think - you'll see it. Frankly, it wasn't that great but then I'd just had a heavy travel day so maybe me. 2 girls is mandatory (you can't pick just one), yellow line.... a net search will reveal all! If you go to Eden, try and take 5 minutes or preferably more to acclimatize. The girls I got were OK looking, but I think I could have got better if I'd taken longer to acclimatize.
But then I just tried a little side street (leave the Golden Palace hotel, walk towards Sukumvit Road for 1-2 minutes and its the first turn on your right, look down the turn and you'll see a bunch of girls sitting outside playing cards or whatever) and completely different experience, more relaxed, no pressure, more keen girl, and got a good massage and my brains f*ed out for 1500. Have a shower or swim in the pool in the Golden Palace, then walk wet into the massage place, upstairs, just take all your clothes off and lie down for a good massage; the rest just follows without much discussion. Repeated again the next day, and of course then had to fly back.
So I'd say try the small side streets a little bit off Sukumvit where they get less customers and there is less pressure to turn you around and where they want repeat customers. There were lots of girls at this place on the side street, yeah a bit older than the ones on Sukumvit but the place had a way better vibe about it.
Cabs from airport: only take a metered one and tell them you will pay toll highway. Basic fare this way to the Golden Palace is 300 Baht plus a 100 Baht or so for the toll roads and you'll be at the hotel in less than 30 minutes without any drama (the hotel is close to a toll highway exit).
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Failed barfine: a noob seeks an advice
Hi,
Could you, more experienced forum members please help me out to understand events which took place yesterday.
Before I continue my story, here’s a little background: I have been in Thailand once before but I’m very inexperienced with barfining a lady. I have tried to do my "homework" and study this excelled forum, but somehow "the real field" situation is quite much different thing. At least for me.
OK, that's enough for the background. Yesterday I visited much praised mongers paradise in Sukhumvit road soi 33 (The L*’s). I had eaten there an excelled dinner just a day before and now I decided to collect my courage and visit in the bar too. To cut long story short, I went in, the staff was very friendly, I choose a young lady to have a drink with me, tried my best to have some kind of rapport (which I – erroneously – thought I managed to create), barfined the lady and back to my hotel we went. In the hotel everything went wrong: the lady didn’t want to have anything physical with me. OK, I understand: the barfine was not a guarantee for sexual services. So – after having tried to ask her numerous times what’s wrong – I sent her away with some money (not the total LT amount agreed earlier).
Well, s**t happens so everything should be OK now. However when I’m now thinking about those event in last night, there are still 2 things which bother me a bit.
First the lady left the bar with her bar clothes on. Since the ladies in that bar wear nice evening dresses, I thought that was a bit unusual. However after the shower she came to bed wearing normal clothes (typical t-shirt and shorts). I can’t help myself of thinking that the reason why she wore her work dress during the way to my hotel, is because she wanted to make sure that she had something clean enough when going to bed. Which also send me clear signal that sex is out of the question. So, she knew already when we left that there was not going to be any action. Does my theory makes any sense or I’m I just imaging things? Also, if she really didn’t want to be with me, should I just accept it because. Well, because I didn’t do something right or some other reason. Do you veterans ever find yourselves in this this kind of situation?
Another thing (and this is probably even more noob style! ) is that I would like to know what was wrong with me (except being stupid, inexperienced farang of course): did I smell bad or was it just because I’m so downright ugly! I would very much like to go back to bar today and ask mamasan to ask the lady what was wrong (the lady’s English was very weak). I understand that officially bar does not have anything to do with the things which take place after the customer and that lady have left the bar, but I still like to know what was going on. I’m certainly not a Brad Pitt, but I consider myself as a clean and nice man who treats other people with respect. Should I go back and try to find out the story behind her behaviour or am I just wasting my time in trying to understand what is going on in barlady’s mind?
L*’s was as excelled place as I was told and I like to stress out that I’m NOT trying to blame the bar in any way.
That was it: I thank you for your time used for reading this story. As you must have already noticed, English is not my first language – so I thank for your patience regarding of that as well.
If you have any thoughts or point of views regarding the actions I should have taken, they are greatly appreciated. Also hints how to do it better in next time are very welcome.
JRepsuJ
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