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What happened to me on the airport bus today was almost surreal
What happened today was on my bus ride from the airport to El Centro was almost comical compared to what we have been writing about lately, and I would love for someone to explain it to me.
First of all, I don't care who is right or wrong, I am a truth-seeker and the truth is all I am after. If the topic or the pursuit of truth is not important to you, then by all means ignore this.
I got on the bus at the airport after the driver verbally confirmed our last stop would be in El Centro behind The Nutibara Hotel. The bus was not labeled as I showed in my previous post with the red arrows. The front was plain. The bus was full and there was a smokin' hot blonde sitting next to me, which is a useless statement without a foto, but I was too slow and did not manage it well, she and her equally hot friend got off at San Diego. I would blame it on jet lag but the flight was less than one hour, jajaja.
We went through the tunnel which as you may recall, is a variable on the route to El Centro. First stop, San Diego and not the mall I referred to in my previous post as Rio Negro.
This was the commercial business district of San Diego. About a third of the bus emptied out. The foto at today's bus stop in San Diego was from the right side of the bus pointed at the Honda dealership. In a couple of blocks we passed the Exposiciones metro station on the right.
Next stop, Terminal Norte. I've been there many times including on the way to El Centro on this bus before and I've caught a different bus from Terminal Norte to Guatape several times. So I wasn't lost.
Here's where it got a little weird. Everyone got off the bus at Terminal Norte. No one new got on. I figured I needed to get off and make a transfer. I could get to Avenida 70 from Terminal Norte by changing trains in San Antonio but that is not the way I wanted to do it.
I was about to be the last living human passenger off the bus at Terminal Norte when the driver stopped me and motioned for me to sit in the front seat. He remembered my asking at the airport about going to The Nutibara. For the remainder of the bus ride I was the only person on the bus, the rest of the bus was completely empty except for the driver. We pulled in behind The Nutti as per usual. I took fotos from inside the 24-hour cafe where the bus ride ended including the taxis I mentioned before. I circled the sign of the restaurant La Raza which is the back entrance to The Nutti, see my previous post for a close-up of that sign.
I went across the street to that little known brothel I posted about long ago (the "gateway" brothel for new girls from the mountains) but there were only two girls in there and they were both occupied. The white block letters are the address. That brothel is adjacent to Hotel Deseos, and that is the second of two hotels I have shown you guys recently that normally does not check ID's. I did all this in the dark, walking around with my backpack, computer, credit cards, cash, pulled the phone out a few times. I am not saying do what I do, I am telling you what I did. Then I went over to the bar next to The Nutti, did two shots of Cuervo Gold mainly so I could say Hi to the bartender, and grabbed a taxi to my hotel en Estadio.
Anywho, would love to hear anyone's take on my bus ride from the airport to The Nutti. My thoughts, I have been going in and out of black holes in the time-space continuum. Or, more likely as with most things Colombian, they are always switching up and doing things differently, and anyone especially including me, who thinks they have emphatically got the situation figured out is probably dealing with outdated info, or the whims of the Colombian mind that defy description.
The one thing I can say for sure, it feels great to be back, even though Hotel Urbano 70 lost my fucking reservation and I had to walk the block to find another hotel that I am not digging. Oh well. My mood is not going to improve until I get rid of some dental pain and I have an appointment tomorrow thanks to a lead from a fellow mongerer here! Another win for ISG.
You know me, I had to throw in one random gratuitous foto of a sweet piece of tight clean ass I banged in Bocatorena's in Panama City last night. I dunno what to tell you when guys can't see the forest for the trees. That is as sweet and tight and fresh and clean as you are going to get in the wild. Feels great to be home!
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Let me tell you about the chica I sat next to on the plane today
She is in a leadership position for a international corporation that every single person here would recognize. She paid for a ticket so her mini-toy dog could have a seat, see foto. She owns residential properties in Toronto, New York, and Miami which must be desirable properties because she said they are rented over 95 percent of the time when she is away. She has been to forty-something countries. She bought a condo in Medellin with cash in a building she called "obscenely tall" jaja, that got her a five-year Colombian visa for which the only thing she has to do, is renew it. She is working remotely because of Covid. She told me she will quit her job if they tell her she cannot work remotely from Medellin any longer. She is all-in on Medellin.
Before you ask, she didn't fly First Class because she said that's a waste of money on a fifty-minute flight (PTY to MDE) when you have a mini-toy dog sitting next to you. Smart girl, obvio. And yes, I got her phone number.
She called MDE a "best kept secret".
Yeah, MDE is not for everyone. For me, the stars aligned and it is my Nirvana, Utopia, Shangri-La, Shambala, Garden of Eden, and Heaven on Earth. I try to undersell it to friends and family. For those of you who don't like it here, please, yes, spread the word, Medellin sucks. Jajajajajajajajaajajaaaa.
Sex Toys in customs. Any issues?
I remember seeing posts somewhere about customs looking at your phone for some sort of "evidence" of miss behaving. So I have furry handcuffs, negligees, bondage restraints and a ton of lube & condoms. Hey a man needs to be prepared. So what if anything do I need to worry about with some baggage inspector? USA or Colombia? I'm guessing only the furry handcuffs and the restraints might get them asking questions. I could buy them in Colombia instead if need be. Anyone have experiences?
CageMonkey's Cupid Chronicles. Part 1.
So, I started messaging the girls on both Latin American Cupid and Colombia Cupid about seven weeks ago. My goal is to find some ladies who will spend time with me for a reasonable price or even free, with a girlfriend-like experience. I accumulated about a 100+ contacts, with one or two more every day even now. I am in my upper fifty's, fat, and only average looking. I was accurate about my age and weight and that I was only wanting to date, nothing serious. I am GOOD at this, writing and wooing these girls. I have been doing this when dating sites were free, so your success may not match mine even if you are younger and better looking. I know this is my advantage and I exploit it. I am also here for two months and this I believe helps a lot and that I am learning Spanish while here made me seem less like a monger. My age range of the girls I was in contact with are from 18-44 being reasonably slender and decent looking. I did not exclude women with children. I mostly messaged only those girls wanting a man in my age range. I made it clear that I am wanting girlfriends, and those who wanted money, we agreed that if they became a girlfriend I would help them. No specific talks about amounts or time or services. They all know it is not an exclusive arrangement. Here are my thoughts and results.
I believe there are several different types of girls younger women, which to me is under 25, on Cupid I interacted with. I avoided women looking for long term or serious relationships only.
Pay for play. These girls, mostly young, are direct in exchange for their favors for money. Their profiles pretty much say so. Some will also try to get you to send money, just ignore it. Most or the ones I kept in contact with want to meet me, about 50%. They are actually only a small percentage on the Cupid sites.
Money seekers never willing to meet. These girls, mostly young, will talk with you and tell you their financial troubles all the while telling you they want to meet you. When you arrive, they go silent or just say no. They do not come out and ask for money, but the implication is there. I never sent.
Young romantics. Very rare, out I do have one 22 year old girl who has not asked for money, nor hinted at it, and still she wants to meet. We will see on this one.
Girls who just want to date. These girls are just wanting to date and for a fat old man like myself, generally out of reach but I have gathered some contacts and met one so far. No money help ever discussed.
True relationship seekers. These girls are looking for a serious relationship and unless you are going to lie or be in Colombia a long time, it is difficult to meet. I do have the contacts of a few of these because of my argument that they have nothing to lose in meeting me.
Once you start talking to women over 25 they become more wary about your intentions, but they also become more honest about meeting you or not. Some still want money. I had one 30 year old whom I chatted with for weeks and no mention of money and as she was telling me her sexual preferences when out of the blue she asks for 300 mil.
Some tips: Never bring up the subject of money. I lost I think two of the Young Romantics when I assumed they were wanting to pay for play. Wait until they bring it up directly. You can encourage them by asking them to be direct and open.
Don't talk about sex. Even if they bring it up, play the gentleman. I don't know why but even after a pretty tame discussion about sex, I noticed a distant cooling in some of the girls. There are always exceptions of course.
Turn off ALL WhatsApp notifications when on a date. If you are using your smartphone to translate and you are having her read your translated message when a text pops up from a girl asking if she can come over and suck your cock tends to break the mood. I lost a gal in Rio that way.
In my contact I have the girls name, CC or LC for the two cupid sites, her age, and note if physically interesting, like TT for Tall and Thin, or SP for spinner. Then I add her profile number. I have several girls with the same name and age on the same site and without the profile number, it's easy to get confused.
My results so far.
Girl A: Profile said she was in the mid 30's. Turns out she is 20. A bit taller than average, very slim, nice ass, average breasts with bra on. Turns out, she has the most asymmetrical breasts I have ever seen. Right side like a 14 year old just needing a bra and left almost C size, a nice handful. She was on her period or so she claimed so just heavy petting. Maybe the best kisser I have ever kissed. I did not pay for her time because she is not an escort as she claims. However, she has a very expensive babysitter. 230 k total for four hours excluding lunch for two different visits. Second visit still on her period but she would have given me a hand job if I wanted but I passed.
Girl B. 21 years old, no children. I had been texting with her for over 6 weeks when we met. Average height and build, which is to say reasonably slim and medium breasts. OK personality but sex was mediocre. No FIV, no kissing, poor oral skills. I did not cum and I sent her away early. 180 k total for 2 hours. She keeps messaging me and we talked about some of the issues and she has agreed to be more open but I probably will not see her again.
Girl C. Profile has her as a Tall and Thin of the mid 30's one child wanting economical aid. Turns out she is at least 2 inches shorter than her profile but very slender with nice A cup breasts. She is a little bit possessive and jealous but we got that straight before we met. She has about the widest crotch gap on any woman I have been with. Probably 2 inches and she walks like she had been riding horses all day. Sex was ok with her but I did not cum. Poor hand and oral skills and will not remember directions. She is also, well, not too bright. Also by this time my legs were really starting to hurt from all my walking and that slowed me down. I normally don't cum easily even with no issues. She did allow my fingers to explore her pussy as much and deep as I wanted. Pussy was not loose but not tight either. We had sex, then went shopping, eat, then returned to my apartment for more sex. 240 k (clothes for her child at the shopping mall) for four hours excluding dinner. I will probably try again because she is sweet.
Girl D. Early 30's, two children, tall spinner very slim. Now this is what I came here for. She is just over 5', very slim, be size breasts, and I am not into bubble butts but she does have one which is growing on me. Good sex, ok oral skills, good hand skills which she used to get me off. Four hours, cost was 24k for her taxi to leave excluding dinner. That's right, free sex (for now at least) with her coming over tonight for an all nighter.
Outside of Cupid I went to DO spa, which is a rip off because Tantric massage does NOT include a finish and that is an expensive extra. I also met a girl through an ISG member contact. Ok sex with a sweet girl but I was on pain medication because of my legs and I did not cum. As I meet more girls I will update.
La Isla and parque Lleras
Can someone explain how la isla works?
I've gone twice now. Paid 20 mil cover each time.
Got charged 30 mil for a water and thought it would be 20 mil. Could be gringo taxed.
How much are you supposed to tip the girls when they come up and ask for tips for dance?
I tipped one 20 mil just to ask her how much it is to fuck girls here and get a run down. She said 320 mil.
Now parque Lleras.
I'm not fond of it. There's Camilla who I think is the only street girl worth while there. I've gone into parque Lleras club melow moet club and I've gotten a few whatsapp and quoted ranging from 350 mil to 500 mil. But there is so much silicone in there.
I've yet to go to gusto but just felt it wasn't worth it after parque Lleras club. Am I missing something? I had higher hopes for parque Lleras.