Managua

Monger w/ Meat Loaf: [B]Stop Reading About It and Experience It, In-Person! [/B]

Through PM a fellow ISG Senior Member contact me for a real-world, not virtual (ie. Website) experience. (Pay Jackson his US $20 for Senior Membership and stop being "pinche" (cheap.)

The loaf has been satisfying the hunger of Nicaraguan ovens as of late and has not had much time to knead any extra dough so it rise within new ovens. Therefore, the essential ingredient is missing and the "Meat Loaf" is an acquired taste for the select few.

Through PM I met a fellow ISG Senior Member and we began the mongering session. Gentle pleasantries were exchange while endulging in Tona beers and scoping the honies dressed in lingerie at Fenix. It appears that many ISG members have turned Fenix into a hot spot because they are expanding: New construction is underway at Fenix which should introduce new meat to the market.

After a few beers at Fenix we headed to one of the many neighborhood brothels located throughout Managua. Not many ladies were working due to Semana Santa celebrations, but the few that were present sure were looking for some "huevos, salchicha y leche" (eggs, sausage, and milk: testicles, penis, and sperm.) Fellow ISG Senior Member pounced on his opportunity to aide the local economy with a smooth skinned, long legged 19 year old who stated with glee her delight in taking photos. As both ISG Senior Members glanced upon one another visioning her elegance in the ISG photo gallery, we knew what had to be done. And he did it! The two arose from the table, paid the appropriate service charge, and entered the bedroom.

While watching pornography on the television and finishing a Tona I could not help but hear some ruccus coming from the bedroom area. Granted, she was 19 years old and thin, attempting to tame a Gringo (Fellow ISG Senior Member) possessing more physical stature could make any bed pound the wall; any lady moan from enjoyment; or any yound lady scream from getting those vaginas walls expanded. Beyond the financial assistance provided another community service is being performed when young ladies are penetrated and that service is gynecological. Yes, stretching the vaginas walls east-to-west; excavating new territory in the abyss, expanding the muscles of mouths, bulging eyes including the third, and enstilling the sense of confidence that only can be obtained through experience and accomplishment. These are the filanthropic benefits that mongers provide to every society.

(I will allow fellow ISG Senior Member to write his experience if he chooses regarding this young lady.)

We depart the brothel and embark upon another neighborhood wh*rehouse. Lots of nice ass was available and I became fond of this thich chick wearing a blue body suit. Her meaty brown skin looked better than Boston Market Rotisserie Chicken. Fellow ISG Senior Member confessed he had no stamina to attack any other ladies, especially since he had home delivery scheduled for that evening. As stated earlier, I had no stamina since I'm banging my sex-employee upwards to five (5) times per day.

We depart this third brothel and go to a fourth so fellow ISG Senior Member can have a good reference point as to how the local community operates. This excursion was more local and community-based than Fenix or Caribbean Morena can offer and only will be found by local residents of Managua who know the scene. Hence, Meat Loaf may be contacted through PM for guidance. Anyway, this fourth place is truly a neighborhood spot with sex-providers ranging in age from teenie to double nickle.

Fearing loss-of-credibility I fealt Meat Loaf must engage a young lady. Being the gentleman my mother reared me to be, I invited Karla over for conversation. She showed me the strenght of her oral skills by attempting to give me a hickie. After that gained my confidence, without solicitation, she slid both hands along both of my legs entering my shorts and boxer briefs. Was she about to give me a double-fisted handjob at the table in front of fellow ISG Senior Member? Yes she was and did! It seemed that she became more amorous with each stroke and held onto the loaf tighter with each pump. Again, the stamina concern was present in my mind, but she assured me that would not be a problem due to her talents.

As is the case in Nicaragua, she said "Tengo hambre" (I'm hungry. Translation: Buy me something to eat.) Thinking I was being nice, I gave her 100 cordos for her time and for some food. She was totally confused as to why would I give her money and not buy her food or the p*ssy. We exchanged phone numbers after she confirmed her availability to provide home delivery.

Bringing the "tour" to an end took us to yet two more brothels which were closed. ISG Senior Members exchanged "Muchos Gustos" and went our seperate ways. He to fulfill his home delivery appointment and me to another brothel before returning home to my live-in sex-employee. We had sex twice that evening after I told her the same recap of my evening that I am writing to you.

(Pay Jackson his US $20 for PM access so you too may experience the real world (warm; wet; tender and deep mouths, vaginas, anus and not the virtual world (ie. Web fantasies and Meat Loaf text.)

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[QUOTE=Fat Fax]Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.[/QUOTE]

Just grab a taxi and have him tour the streetwalkers in the area. He'll also be able to take you to an auto-motel after you've selected one. He'll even wait for you at the auto-hotel.

Barring that, read Gran Pollo's posts on the various casas and have a taxi take you to one.

[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Just grab a taxi and have him tour the streetwalkers in the area. He'll also be able to take you to an auto-motel after you've selected one. He'll even wait for you at the auto-hotel.

Barring that, read Gran Pollo's posts on the various casas and have a taxi take you to one.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Just found out I will be heading out to Corinto for a couple days during my trip. Past reports are mixed on that area, seems like a port town would have some action. Will report on my return!

[QUOTE=Fat Fax]Thanks for the info. Just found out I will be heading out to Corinto for a couple days during my trip. Past reports are mixed on that area, seems like a port town would have some action. Will report on my return![/QUOTE]What / where is Corinto? Nicaragua? A port town? On what coast?

Experience has educated me that most of those port towns and mining towns have zero (0%) action 'cause the girls live there. And those towns are really small. Instead, the girls jump on the bus to Managua for wh*respects. The guys in those towns get drunk and talk to "Rosie Palm." If they do get ass, it's discretely.

This is information several wh*res have told me about their towns which are the above.

Meat Loaf,

It is as entertaining as educating to read your reports. You seem to be the master in Nica right now. I wonder if you or some other seasoned travelers could please post some pics for Nica Chicas. The existing pictures in the gallery are lacking and the chicas posted there do not fit my taste. Some pics could really help other determine whether this is a fair representation of Nica Chicas or Nica has many different types to offer.

Thank you very much.

Tom

[QUOTE=Tom Lee]Meat Loaf,

It is as entertaining as educating to read your reports. You seem to be the master in Nica right now. I wonder if you or some other seasoned travelers could please post some pics for Nica Chicas. The existing pictures in the gallery are lacking and the chicas posted there do not fit my taste. Some pics could really help other determine whether this is a fair representation of Nica Chicas or Nica has many different types to offer.

Thank you very much.

Tom[/QUOTE]Whats up Tom?

The old "self-appointed" master of Nicaragua, Grand Pollo, has stopped contributing to the forumn. I wonder what happed to him. Maybe his wife found out and is threatening him with a USA divorce. I know he still reads the forumn, but I guess his keyboard must be broke 'cause he never writes anything. Get active again Grand Pollo.

I never bought a digital camera so pictures are hard to come by. My cellphone is a cheap throw away with no picture capabilities. I do have two disposable cameras full of pictures (ie. Spread eagle, threesomes, doggy style, public, etcetera, ) but have not developed them. Here's the problem Tom Lee:

Depending on what store develops the pictures determines if they actually develop the pictures. For example, I had a disposable camera full of pictures from 2007 and went to Panama and had that store "Panafoto" develop my pictures. Those "cock blocks" didn't develop the nude photos, destroyed the negatives, and gave me some weak-ass explanation in Spanish. So all of that good ass I had on that camera are lost forever. On the contrary, in 2007, a neighborhood developer produced my photos, but they're not worth posting. Problem #2: disposable pictures must be scanned and then uploaded. That's too much work. Maybe one day I will, but. Problem #3: When I have a girl or girls naked before my eyes, the last thought crossing my mind is you. I look at enough porno while at work so another picture. Hell, when I have some p*ssy before me I'm gonna' f*ck it and it's hard holding one breast, one buttock, and the camera with only two hands. Maybe, you can be the photographer during one of my sessions.

In summary, I need a digital camera. The photo gallery isn't that much of a stretch from reality. My friends ask, "Would you rather be the big fish in a little pond, or a small fish in a big pond? " Lots of mediocre p*ssy is way more valuable than a few pieces of stellar p*ssy in my opinion. Besides, when the lights are out what can be seen? In the words of my high school friend who was sleeping with my f*ck-piece behind my back: P*ssy is P*ssy.

Meat Loaf,

I understand the dilemma with only two hands. Plus you should enjoy what you do, instead of doing it for others. It could be that Nica travelers mostly do not have a digital camera, or do not enjoy taking pics, or both ;=).

Thank you for the assessment. That gives me a fair understanding about what's going on the ground there.

Tom

I was charged-up after your request for photos so I took my two disposable cameras to the neighborhood store I used last year. Should have known better when I was the clerk / developer was a broad. You know the rest.

These m*fuckas get on my nerves with their "Captain Save-a-Hoe" mentalities. Those three girls were smiling square into the camera exposing all. And some "Captain Save-a-Hoe" censored my photos.

These societies and mentalities where others regulate how, who, when, and why you f*ck someone are ridiculous, for lack of a better word. As I told co-workers who would hate on my sales-floor production: Focus on your prospects and their conversations, not mine! Worry about yourself and Stop Snitchen! For a society, Nicaragua, where children don't attend elementary school, due to freedom of choice and lack of capital, my liberty was robbed.

Now, I must decide if I'm gonna' call that one broad (the laundry lady) I eliminated from the stables and the mother-of-four so I can have a threesome again and take the photos on a digital camera.

This really pisses on my Wheaties! I don't even have any negatives.

You know, from government's regulating child births; to father's not having rights; to prostitution being illegal; to divorces filed citing adultery; to hoes being mis-guided into believing their p*ssy carries value, but can't be sold for anything of value beyond a marriage ring. Those were my photos / property and the store chose to infringe upon my possession 'cause they didn't like it: Captain Save-a-Hoe. Hell, it aint my fault nobody ever took her picture naked.

I forgot: I'm a male and in regards to male-female interraction hence, I'm always the bad guy / fall guy / scape goat / one at fault / dishonest one / liar / irresponsible / and every other polar opposite of the "Virgin Mary. " Damn Adam.

In summary, my efforts to add to the photo gallery have been thwarted.

Unfortunately, the appointment I had set with a fellow ISG Senior Member via PM was not realized due to a missed phone call. Therefore, I was forced to monger Managua alone.

Endulging in adult beverages at my favorite locale was a ritual of presence and not pleasure. Over the past week I have been frequenting the scene in search of my number #2 girl. I really enjoy bangin' those guts especially since she is nursing her 8 month old and has more hair than Buckwheat in that prized area. She is a petite little thing that has a true sense of class. For me, her size is a nice change of pace since my number #1 girl is thick and juicy. (I guess I should just call the #2, but I need to reload my cellphone with minutes and it's really not that important.)

So I'm at the spot and began conversing with my mongering friend. Having met his brother-in-law a few months back and frequently seeing him at the brothel gave us a common familiartity. (He may be a bigger monger than I 'cause everyday I see him at the brothel and everyday he's buying a new piece of ass.) Did I mention he is 70 years old?

Yes, this is my future in 40 years! Yes, this can be how you spend those golden years as well!

My favorite brothel has a few "old-timers" who love competing with me for the attention and admiration of the ladies. For every girl I like, they like. For every girl I rent, they rent. For every phone number I obtain, they obtain. And this is done as they look across the aisle in my disgust.

Wanting further exploration, he and I ventured out into the city in search of new ladies. To my surprise and delight we entered a brothel I had heard about, but was never able to find. Three pieces of ass were present with one sitting at our table. The other two were real lookers especially the white girl. I'm gonna' hit that. And the morena looked good too so I'll hit that as well. After one beer we left. My friend being 70 years of age values the experience of "raw dog" and was negotiating the activity with the workers who publicly vowed no condom, no amor.

Lugar dos (place number 2) was a location I visit once in a while. Again, I was happy when I saw the manager working. She's sexy and I hit those meaty guts last year at a different location. She was happy to see me again as well. I will return and hit those skins under the rouse of the Aventura concert.

Lugar tres (place number 3) was a location I frequent more often than lugar dos. (Again, . Damn. I know too many "pros. ") Nontheless, I saw a girl who use to work at Good Times last year, but not anymore. Evidently. The owner of Good Times has the taste and desire of providing "model-type" broads and this girl that I saw yesterday does not fulfill the bill. Then again, most of the broads at Good Times I banged at other locations prior to their employment at Good Times.

So this broad always wanted me to bang her, but I never did. She would gossip with the other girls I banged and developed a lust for me. Sitting alongside her was another girl I like, but her attitude is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor / [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-pour. (This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? )

Honestly, I'm getting tired of banging the same piece everyday, all day for the past few months, but I know the quality, which is high. When I do venture out in search of new talent I have zero leche (cum) and zero confidence in my erection 'cause my number #1 is draining me everyday, all day. Granted, it's a good strategy for women to keep their man / boyfriend / husband / customer drained so he will have zero interest in banging others, but most dumb-ass broads want to ration the p*ssy like it's "World War 2. " And they wonder why you monger. In fact, I had a Mexican girlfriend who would measure the volume of my leche via boca (mouth) y vagina to determine if I was masturbating, which she prohibited, or banging another. Talk about pressure! Talk about that relationship ending sooner than later! I'll be damned, like Reverend Jeremiah Wright, if I can't massage my body. This aint jail or prison where they do prohibit such activity. Talk about no control over oneself.

Back to the topic at hand, for some reason those young wh*res were operating with attitude when the 70-year old was concerned. Normally at our favorite spot the girls give him attention, but not on Sunday. They were acting as if he was bothering them even though he bought some time from one of the four girls working. At lugar dos he did receive attention. At lugar tres, again the were acting presumida (stuck-up.) At lugar cuatro, they were acting the same although he did receive a hug. Privately, I asked the girls why they were acting in such a manner and they replied he's too old! 70 years old? He has money to spend. To my education, the hookers want to be f*cked and not just compensated financially. They complained that old guys can't catch wood. Still, what's the problem. He's paying. Even girls I know were not granting him his respect even after my request.

Suggestion: Monger as much and as hard as you can before those golden years arrive 'cause even a wallet won't guarantee the receipt of action.

As a further aside, it's always a little strange when I meet father-and-sons; brother-in-laws; uncles-and-nephews at brothels molesting and purchasing women. In regards to my 70-year friend and his brother-in-law, at that age what's his wife gonna' do? Nothing. They're too old for divorce and too old for the sexual betrayal angle so I assume he has cart blanche. Besides, he's 70 years old and enjoying his time chasing, feeling, and stroking 20-somethings which is a natural process of maturation.

May we all aspire to live as he, but with a little more success.

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[QUOTE=(This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? [/QUOTE]Meatloaf,

That would be poor as in wealth. You could also say "she didn't give a damn" or " her altitude was shitty".

Good Report none the less.

I am in Managua every month and have been for the last 2 years. Just nothing to post. Tired of correcting BS frankly. And I am involved with someone there who would catch on if I strayed during the day which is the only time I am free.

Leon/Sutiaba was very nice for Good Friday as was the enormous procession on C. Masaya for Santo Viernes.

I photographed the coffee harvest near Matagalpa earlier this year. You cannot believe the amount of work for really short pay in that regard almost makes Haitan cane cutters look well off. Well, almost .

If you get in a relationship with someone prepare for every one of her girlfriend sand their girlfriends to flirt or outright hit on you and quite blatantly which causes a few scenes.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]I am in Managua every month and have been for the last 2 years. Just nothing to post. Tired of correcting BS frankly. And I am involved with someone there who would catch on if I strayed during the day which is the only time I am free.

Leon/Sutiaba was very nice for Good Friday as was the enormous procession on C. Masaya for Santo Viernes.

I photographed the coffee harvest near Matagalpa earlier this year. You cannot believe the amount of work for really short pay in that regard almost makes Haitan cane cutters look well off. Well, almost .

If you get in a relationship with someone prepare for every one of her girlfriend sand their girlfriends to flirt or outright hit on you and quite blatantly which causes a few scenes.[/QUOTE]What do you mean about the relationship comment?

As far as wages go, the national starting minimum wage for fishing and agriculture is US $60 per month!

Post some photos and don't worry, if I see some BS I'll let it be known.

Nice to hear from you.

After reading several posts on the cheap, I decided to pay Jackson his due. Great site with excellent information. I will be making my first trip to Managua on May 1. I have prior experience mongering in Costa Rica, Buenos Aires and Lima, but after reading the MGA reports, it seems like a whole new ballgame. Despite my Hispanic screen name, my Spanish is almost non-existant. Any help or suggestions I can get will be appreciated. I will be staying at the Hotel Cristo Rey which I guess is neat the Club Fenix.

[QUOTE=Julio Frippo]After reading several posts on the cheap, I decided to pay Jackson his due. Great site with excellent information. I will be making my first trip to Managua on May 1. I have prior experience mongering in Costa Rica, Buenos Aires and Lima, but after reading the MGA reports, it seems like a whole new ballgame. Despite my Hispanic screen name, my Spanish is almost non-existant. Any help or suggestions I can get will be appreciated. I will be staying at the Hotel Cristo Rey which I guess is neat the Club Fenix.[/QUOTE]Good job on paying Jackson his US $20. Now you can experience all of the benefits of ISG.

Managua aint no Costa Rica and with my "hating talents" will never become one!

Obviously, speaking Spanish does make it more fun: The population really doesn't speak English and does not experience huge English-speaking crowds like Costa Rica or Panama. Nicaragua is not a sex-tourism country like the afrementioned for good reason: The girls of Nicaragua are basic looking at best!

Welcome to the other side "Julio Frippo!"

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Good job on paying Jackson his US $20. Now you can experience all of the benefits of ISG.

Managua aint no Costa Rica and with my "hating talents" will never become one!

Obviously, speaking Spanish does make it more fun: The population really doesn't speak English and does not experience huge English-speaking crowds like Costa Rica or Panama. Nicaragua is not a sex-tourism country like the afrementioned for good reason: The girls of Nicaragua are basic looking at best!

Welcome to the other side "Julio Frippo!"[/QUOTE]Thanks meat loaf. basic looking or not, I stiil like it. They all come with the same basic equipment and I'm looking for sex, not love.

I look forward to meeting you in May.