Berlin

Hello everyone,

I am going to Berlin next month, and am wondering if anyone knows where to find a prostitute with hairy armpits in Berlin?

[QUOTE=DeutschlandIno;1474973]I am going to Berlin next month, and am wondering if anyone knows where to find a prostitute with hairy armpits in Berlin?[/QUOTE]Nope. And this will be a tough one unless you stick with men. If anything the trend is to more and more shaving. God I miss those Neanderthalers....

I think instead of wasting a lot of time searching the best alternative would be to find a nice (tolerant, a few euros would help that) normal girl , bring some fuzz along, and some glue, and just paste them in as needed.

I forgot another option. The Affenhaus at Berlin Zoo (logische Garten. Heaps of gorillas, orangutans etc who might be had for a mere few bananas. There are some feeding programs where I believe you can get close enough.

Got my ticket checked on the S Bahn today. (they were in plain clothes) Not sure why anyone would risk traveling without a ticket. It seems pretty cheap to me and not worth the hassle of being caught.

[QUOTE=Bobo.fr;1473663]I met them more than once; they didn't wear any uniform but they showed their service card when they asked to see the ticket.[/QUOTE]

Went to Elixier-Massagen already twice, once got a great Nuru-Massage (1 hour. 110 Euro) with Katja, a busty german girl, she really knows what she was doing, gets fully involved. As before I always have had the oily massage, it was an great experience.

The second time I had an Combi-Massage (90 Minutes. 150 Euro) with Lilli, an Russian stunner, which was extremely sexy and providing an outstanding service as were she a girlfriend of mine. Believe with more visits, there is even more possible.

The place was very clean and cozy, therefore felt really comfortable, worth the money, better than Aphrodite-Massagen, were Nicole was good, but not as perfect as Lilli. Next time will have the Nuru-Massage with her.

[QUOTE=Piefke; 1473363]Sorry to admit, that I did not test it myself, but Elixier Massage in Friedrichshain also offers Nuru Massage. Offer is 110Euro / h and only HE is offered as extended service.

[url]http://www.elixier-massagen.de/english.html[/url]

I did not tried Nuru, but got a Tantra massage by Lilli, which left me quite satisified. Lilli's photos are correct, a nice skinny clean lady with gives a good sensual massage experience (a year ago. 100Euro / h) [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Has Bean;1475662]. etc .It seems pretty cheap to me . etc .[/QUOTE]I agree too : cheap, pratical, easy to use (especially comparing to Koln / Cologne)

Yesterday I found a new Thaimassage in the city Kudamm.

I make 1 hour massage with a girl, very good massage and relax.

[url]www.pantip-massagen.de[/url]

I will come back next time.

So first, Royal has comment cards if your into that sort of thing. Also the menu translations are sometimes amusing, I found "bilateral french" interesting.

The lineup was rapid fire and plenty of girls, one of them was carrying a ornamental purse, if you know her name please post it, she seems eager. In the end I picked Lisa with her high ponytail and playful smile.

Oral was very good, and she knows how to look back at you during. She doesn't do DATY and has other small no nos so don't be surprised on that account. Good sess, but felt rushed. The follow on massage was great though.

Conversationally she speaks very little English. I went from being complimented on my German to being chided for its weakness very fast. But a good talker if you can keep up.

One last heads up, she is pretty unorthodox in the procedure. I have never been unescorted in an apartment. It was a bit weird to let myself back into my room after my shower.

I would repeat but she only works Friday and I'm not sure that is a great day for Royal.

What do you guys think of the comment cards? I kind of liked that this was the hausmutter's job and am not sure a 1-10 measure deals with feedback I might have.

I noticed that there are no current and up to date recommendations on specific escorts that visit your hotel. Anyone have any recommendations on an agency or specific escort?

[QUOTE=Roflking87;1477950]I noticed that there are no current and up to date recommendations on specific escorts that visit your hotel. Anyone have any recommendations on an agency or specific escort?[/QUOTE]If you RTFF there is lots on this. Just do a search (learn how) on the word "escort". Beyond this, the concept "up to date" is almost an oxymoron; it changes constantly. And the choices are completely subjective, reflecting monger's individual tastes and budgets which may or may not be yours. Some places that might have decent reputations might have no one to your tastes so not much help. Some of the better bordellos here also do escort, and there are lots of indies.

The Berlin Intime link [url]http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Escort/escort-berlin.php[/url] has references to agencies, but so would a google search. No easy way here amigo, you have to just do your homework.

So last week I had a couple of hours off in Berlin between some meetings and after all the talk here about nuru and Elixier Massage, I called ahead and was told that I could just show up – Linda was available for me. One hour of nuru for 110 euro. She was friendly though not really a talker and after a quick shower I laid down on the mattress that was covered with some kind of plastic so the nuru gel would not soak into it.

Linda has a cute EE face, her body is a bit on the mature side but I was confident in her experience and skills. But I was wrong. She started on my back. She only tried once with her tits on my back and that was about the only bit of B2B I got. Of course my dick got hard when she touched my ass and thighs. All the time my brain was trying to enjoy the sensations and not be disappointed with the lack of her using the whole body to massage me. After around 20 minutes she asked me to turn around and went more or less directly to work on my cock.

From here on her massage got a bit on the harder side. You know when you do something that you are not really into so you do it a little sloppy and also maybe a bit wrong to get a reaction from the person involved – just so you can say you're sorry even though you're not? It was like that. I knew that I still had a lot of time left but she massaged my cock like we were almost out of time. And I came. She left the room for five minutes. Came back. Took a piece of paper for my juices. The she went to my head and started to massage my ears. And my forehead. Still a bit too hard. When there were ten minutes left she took a blanket and covered me and told me just to relax. And left room. I was stunned. What a waste of time and money. Mostly because of the lack of B2B and her timing of my orgasm. I know I should have said something but.

I don't think that nuru can do anything that warm oil cannot. And when nuru gets cold you start to get cold too. Maybe the room was not hot enough. I don't know. But I think that next time I will not go for the nuru and definitely not at Elixier Massage.

Finally arrived in Berlin first time and decided to try out Liberty. Luckily one of the girls paraded out for me was on my list, Stella (on website). Blonde German, nice body, tattos, pierced belly and pussy. And pretty face. English was decent enough. Got 1hr, kissing and anal. Best time with her (although I will skip kissing from now on. Being a non-smoker I can taste the nicotine, making it heard to enjoy it). She never made me feel rushed and did not treat things like a business transaction. She is pretty much open to most desires. Recommend.

Now tomorrow, to tackle the infamous Artemis.

[QUOTE=Wanking; 1473396]Just back from my 3rd trip to Berlin in a little over a year. Each time I have purchased the 5 day travel card for €35 that covers all the way out to the Airport. I always travel alot on public transport over there, so for €7 per day the ticket is good value, but never once have I met a ticket inspector on any form of transport there.

I presume I have been lucky? I'm sure they make inspections from time to time?[/QUOTE]You've been reasonably lucky I guess. I am controlled at least once a month, often more, when taking U-Bahn, S-Bahn, tram. I rarely take the bus except the TXL airport bus. Once I got controlled thrice in a single day. The most being 4 times in two days.

OTH the fine is 40€ I believe, so comparing this to your 35€ you could take a chance I presume.

What's funny is that the inspectors many times don't look like they're inspectors at all, sometimes they will look like young punks or beggars, but they have their official identification and credit card machine.

Cheers,

VeLo BERLIN

[QUOTE=Velo Berlin;1480611]What's funny is that the inspectors many times don't look like they're inspectors at all, sometimes they will look like young punks or beggars, but they have their official identification and credit card machine.[/QUOTE]Had that experience a couple of years ago. Was with a couple of friends and we knew nothing about it. We were waiting for the metro and one of us spotted 3 guys having eye contact among them but standing quite apart one from the other. Very suspect. We spreaded our action a bit and got ready to deal with some shit of some sort. One of the guys noticed this and smiled, this added even more tension. The metro arrived and we all entered, each one of us keeping an eye on a different guy. Next thing they asked us the tickets and we started laughing. LOL.

Kimino

Hi,

I am visiting Berlin at the end of this month (October 2013), I have been there few times be for and have visited Artemis, Caligula and La foile. I will come alone and want to visit King George and Anni Porsche and go around and try something new.

If there are someone there at the same time I would not mind company.

Great forum,

Thanks