Admittedly, south Bangalore has very few options for sure shot action. A few days ago, I chanced upon this new set up just a few buildings south of the Chinese instrument spa. Some of you might remember there was LE action at this one, and hence the action seemed to have cooled down considerably. Well, this new spa is a China maal version of the Chinese instrument spa.
When a spa is located on the top floor of an under-construction building, you know what you're getting into.
So, I walked up to the building and a NE watchman gave me the eyes and said 4th floor. The elevator is so new they haven't removed the plastic covering off the panels. After walking in, I see a pretty receptionist and a goonda type guy sitting around behind the desk. However, they were both professional and polite. I was even given a form that says I'll get kicked out for any uncomfortable gestures. LOL. Once my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I realise the wallpaper, the music and the decor is a ripoff of the Chinese instrument spa! I was hoping they would have their friendly middle-aged therapists too. I was led into the last room in a dark corridor and I saw that the room only has a curtain. Not to worry, a silent pretty Thai walked in and instructed me to get changed and wait.
The place is so new, there's only one clothes hook. Anyway, having secured my items, I was lying face down on the table, when she walked in and started the massage without a word. Most therapists try and make conversation, name, first time and all that. Not a peep out of this one. The light was off too, so there wasn't much I could see. Everything changed in the 10th minute or so, as the towel came off and so did the dispo and my bum was the happiest bum in that pin code. Lots of teasing followed by more "accidental" brushing of the nuts. The massage was quite okay as well. Eventually, she asked if I wanted extras. I asked for a menu and she says what do I want. I said I want to be Prime Minister, what are you offering? (No I did not say that, I wish I was that clever, but I might have just blabbed about what do you charge). She said 3 k for TA and HJ. I laughed it off and I said that's what I pay for FS. (This was a lie too, I've never taken FS but I RTFF). She persevered and claimed Thailand has come to India so it's expensive and all that. I said 1000 is the highest I'll go with TL and HJ. She agreed, but this is the turnoff. She insisted I pay right away. She said what if you don't give after the deed, I said what if you leave the roof after taking it. By then she was a bit comfortable and we decided we'll leave the money on the table. She gets me to lie down and she oils up johnny and goes like a jackhammer. I'm in pain. Then she slowed down and gets closer. Just as I'm getting her hook undone, there's loud voices outside and people walking about on the corridor. The other therapists are crowing about. I'm spooked, and I pull up the towel. She wouldn't let go of Johnny and then listening to the other Thais she says food has arrived. I'm so relieved I bust my nut.
She takes pity and since I still have time, I get a bonus 10 min back and bum massage. As a final FU, there's only lukewarm water and the shampoo stinks.
Score:
Face: 7.
Bags: 8.
VFM: 8?
WIR: Saw more cuties. Hell yes. Maybe try the receptionist? I'm pathetic that way.
Damages: 1 k coupon, 1 k tip.
Could any senior members PM me pictures / contact of these well known indies? Bips? Diana?
