Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2747646]Picasso: This was a weird one, again don't trust places with a photo line up, always pick places with real life line ups, but again stupidly did I go with the photo, I picked Jasmine and I was made to wait 20 min, because apparently she wasn't actually there yet. Still when she*did show up, I was a little disappointed, she was by no means ugly, but would I pick her in a line up? Maybe not. Her tiny size did help, and though very quiet, still friendly, and got the job done. I fucked her multiple positions, BBBJ was good, and I actually came during the sex in the side missionary position. I don't know what you'd call that, it's like half way between mish and doggy. Like you're about to turn the girl from mist to doggy, but stopped her half way and kept fucking. Maybe it was her tiny pussy, maybe it was the way my dick was in the condom, or her labia, whatever it was, I came in that position and I came hard and it felt great. Overall, a good time was had. Had to play phone tag with the mamasan as well cause the place is so new there's no signage yet. Should be one now. For those who know it's right next to Mai Chan. Of note*was her massage, very very good. Good enough I still remember it. *.[/QUOTE]Normally I put these reports in the Bangkok massage thread, but as Newton York talked about that girl here, I'll follow up his report here.

This is the same girl, she actually works in Pretty massage shop but it seems they have associated themselves with the Picasso shop, so girls from each shop can be had at one or the other shop but one have to wait around 20 minutes for her to arrive.

Actually I met her at the Thanks shop in soi 33, but I still had to wait her in the room for around 15 minutes.

I was a regular of that shop, mamasan remembered me and showed me 4 pics with only one girl being available directly in the shop (Luna).

Predictably, she pushed me to take Luna, her advantage being to have big natural boobs, but she is short, chubby and her face was not quite what I like so I didn't agree.

Another one was a girl that I had before, which gave me a lousy session so I boycott her each time I see her pic, even though she might have upped her skills but I'd rather take the risk with one that I've never met instead.

Out of courtesy for the mamasan who looked like having very little business at that time, I chose Jasmine just from the photos, she was presumably very good service, young and slim. Mamamsan told me she will give me the big room as if she was doing me a favor, but the room was small and one of the shittiest I've ever been to.

Waited for her around 15 minutes, and been very disapointed when she arrived. Her face doesn't seem natural at all, I bet she had multiple clinical enhancements on her face, she looks a bit like someone who had a big car accident and didn't fully recover her facial expressions.

She is probably closer to 40 than the 23 years old advertised, but her body looks not bad at all, she is quite athletic, she used to do fitness and we can see it the way she is built, with strong legs, a nicely shaped ass and a strong upper body. She is not short, probably around 160, a little bit more than 50 kilos, I don't remember properly but I think she didn't have bolt ONS and her boobs looked good too.

The big thing with her was that she looked very dumb in every way, the way she talks, the way she proceeds during the session, the way she washed me. I never ever met a girl who looked that dumb to me, at a point that I thought she has cognitive problems.

Her whole body looks good but the asshole is completely destroyed, big prolapsus and the pussy doesn't feel that good when I fingered her.

BBBJ was ok for the first shot, I put the cap on and fucked her doggy untill I finished. At this point, I regretted taking her for 2 hours and there was still more than 1 hour left so I let her giving me a massage as it was useless to try to communicate with her.

The massage was real crap but I let her doing it to let the time goes, untill I needed to go to the toilet.

When I came back I told her straight, finish massage, I don't want anymore, she tried to get me to finish by handjob but I refused so she took a deep breath and went on with the BBBJ, which was more lousy than during the first shot. She acted as if she was getting tired, some weird saliva sounds coming out of her mouth but I let her continue untill I could have a hard on again.

For the second shot I just put her in mish and finished like that.

I went down 10 minutes early but mamasan made some reflection, pretexting that I did get down late. This was enough for me, the place looks on its last leg, she promoted a girl that she knows nobody wants (I've been a few times in the pretty massage lately and she is always in the of girls available) and then even made reflections when I came down, I'm not sure I would ever go back in that shop.

To sum it up, Jasmine is nothing like her pics (at least for the face, and age), her body looks good and athletic, she can make you cum at least once, the good point being that she allowed 2 shots by FS (which other girls tend to refuse nowadays in these shops), but the face is really not pretty and she's got zero personnality so it's going to be hard to have some fun with her in the room.

Her pics are available on the shop's website: [URL]bangkokprettymassage.com[/URL].

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2762216]Normally I put these reports in the Bangkok massage thread, but as Newton York talked about that girl here, I'll follow up his report here.

This is the same girl, she actually works in Pretty massage shop but it seems they have associated themselves with the Picasso shop, so girls from each shop can be had at one or the other shop but one have to wait around 20 minutes for her to arrive.

Actually I met her at the Thanks shop in soi 33, but I still had to wait her in the room for around 15 minutes.

I was a regular of that shop, mamasan remembered me and showed me 4 pics with only one girl being available directly in the shop (Luna).

Predictably, she pushed me to take Luna, her advantage being to have big natural boobs, but she is short, chubby and her face was not quite what I like so I didn't agree.

Another one was a girl that I had before, which gave me a lousy session so I boycott her each time I see her pic, even though she might have upped her skills but I'd rather take the risk with one that I've never met instead.

Out of courtesy for the mamasan who looked like having very little business at that time, I chose Jasmine just from the photos, she was presumably very good service, young and slim. Mamamsan told me she will give me the big room as if she was doing me a favor, but the room was small and one of the shittiest I've ever been to.

Waited for her around 15 minutes, and been very disapointed when she arrived. Her face doesn't seem natural at all, I bet she had multiple clinical enhancements on her face, she looks a bit like someone who had a big car accident and didn't fully recover her facial expressions...[/QUOTE]Hall of Fame reporting here. LOL. Hahaha.

1. Reports are good in knowing who not to take.

2. Chemistry isn't transferable monger to monger.

3. Never ever believe what a Mamasan says. Remember my caste system thread. For whatever reason I think mama's and papa's actually Hate us. We are worse than Dirt in their eyes.

4. If you don't feel it just leave. If girl loses Face because you left hour early so be it. Say you have Tummy ache. I've done this- no Chemistry.

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[QUOTE=EihTooms;2762172]Banana Boi, I have lived in Bangkok for 10 years, stop in Thermae every 2-3 weeks, generally in the 9 pm - 10 pm time range, and I would say there is no better place to find as many attractive Freelancers in one room and at as reasonable a general going rate. Let's say 2,500 - 3,000 baht all in for Short Time, considering no barfine or Lady Drinks added.

So if I understand that is your take on it, I certainly agree with your assessment of Thermae.

However, as you know about me, mere physical attractiveness does not define "talent" when it comes to P4P service. At a minimum for me, "talent" is going to be an acceptable level of attractiveness combined with an abundance of upfront agreement to provide me with BBFSCIP or a damn good BBBJCIM.

And by that definition of "talent", my 10 years living here and stopping in Thermae often has convinced me Thermae is one of the worst places in town for me to monger. I still stop in because it is right there on the way to or from somewhere else I am going, the drinks are cheap and I do meet the rare acceptable prospect for my needs. But it is never my chosen destination for mongering.

Not to define what Houston Player means regarding us locals when he says, "We get much better service from other venues".

But by MY definition of "better service", I certainly agree with him too.[/QUOTE]Visited Thermae 5 of the evenings during my one week trip last month around mid October.

4 of the days picked up a girl. 1st one was a repeat from pre covid times late 20's 8-9 everything CIM BBFS.

2nd one 20 years shy everything covered mediocre said that I was her first non Korean / Jap whatever 3 K short time. 3rd one 9+ quite petite 25 (but looked younger than the 2nd one) everything covered but enthusiastic and fun 2. 5 K short time. 4th one mid 20's petite engaging caring CIM but covered FS 5 k long time stayed with me the next 3 days with breaks during the day at same cost. Went lunch, dinner, clubbing. Good GFE.

Had a short stay in Bangkok before going to Pattaya. I used ANA and flew premium economy. Business class was just too expensive at the time of booking. Premium economy was okay. No lie back seats but did have more leg room and I had a bulkhead seat so never had to get up when someone had to go to the bathroom or whatever. Plus you get to check in with the business line and you do get lounge access. Arriving in Bkk is a breeze. Just show your passport, fingerprinted, photo of face and you are done. Taxi from the airport to theNovotel Suk 4 was be $600.00. My timing for money exchange sucked. When I arrived it was be $37.75. During the middle of my stay it was be $37.25 and near the end of my stay, it was be $36.85. When I got home, I saw it went even lower at be $35.85. Used my see / S card to withdraw my money. During my visit I had to relearn to use cash instead of credit cards for most transactions. This was difficult for me since I'm so used to using see / see. Even In Brazil I use my see / see for my termas runs. Another thing I had to get used to, was the heat and humidity. I know this is suppose to be the good months for the weather but I can take the heat but the humidity killed me. At least it didn't rain while I was there. Eats. For cheap food, I ate at different shopping malls where they have like street food stalls located on a designated floor. At terminal 21 it was near the top floor and at Siam Paragon it was near the bottom floor. You have to buy a prepaid card as no cash is exchanged with the vendors. When you are done, you go to the cashier and get back whatever money is left on the card. What I like most is many choices, and you have an air conditioned place to sit and eat. What I don't like, food and drinks are at separate vendors. Believe it or not, I found a good Mexican food restaurant here. It's called Cholos on Suk 12. I wasn't sure how good the food would be but their birria beef tacos were really good. It even came with the consome to dip. I also tried the tinga chicken but compared to the beef birria, it wasn't as good. I did eat at other places but they were just okay.

Massage shops. Went to 666 because I like the photo of one of the girls. (bb). Anyways, like most places, the photos were photoshopped. She didn't look bad, but only slightly looked like her photo. Her massage was decent and I did finish but I wouldn't repeat. It's funny, she asked why I picked her and told her because of her photos. She then appologised saying how the manager makes them take the photo and then he would photoshop them. She said all the girls hate that because the pictures are so different and when the customers come in and don't like what they see, they get mad at the girls. So I'm guessing this happens at many shops not just this one. I also tried a shop on Soi 24 but can't remember the name of it. Again, it was okay but wouldn't repeat.

Agogo's. Since most of my time would be in Pattya I didn't care if I barfined a girl from the agogo's or not. First went to Soi Cowboy. Bacarras, Dollhouse, and can't remember the other one I went to. Bacarras had some nice talent but didn't pull the trigger. Dollhouse was just okay, and the last one I couldn't find anyone to my liking. I arrived at Soi Cowboy around 20:00 and left around 22:00. When I first got there, it was pretty sparce but when I left, it seemed like the old days where is was wall to wall people strolling the soi.

Next day Nana. I ended up going here later than planned and it cost me. First went into Billboards. I saw at least three girls that I would barfine but they were already with customer and ready to leave. Next was Butterflies. At least two I would barfine but again, already with a customer. Last place I went to was Twister. Finally found a cute girl that wasn't with a customer but I finally ran into the I can't go because I'm on my period. At least she gave me her line number and said we could hook up in four days so maybe she wasn't lying. Anyways, I was off to Pattaya the next day so never did get to hook up with her.

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2762327]1. Reports are good in knowing who not to take.[/QUOTE]Only an indication, due to #2 below. I'll keep a negative report in mind, but still conduct my own evaluations, especially given some members here hahaha

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2762327]2. Chemistry isn't transferable monger to monger.[/QUOTE]This IS so true. In general, because she's been good / bad with Punter A doesn't mean she'll be the same way with you. And specifically, just because she does xyz with Punter A doesn't mean she'll do it with you, or at least not as [I]skilfully[/I]. Someone else's rating is a data POINT secondary to my personal evaluation. Mine based on looks (face, body) [B]AND[/B] attitude. If I don't find her attractive then that's a gate that doesn't get passed. On the few times I've ignored the "Danger Will Robinson" attitude alerts and pulled her anyway, always disappointed.

In bars, I want to be able to carry on a conversation. And if the first line is "buy me drink", that's a HARD NO. The queen sitting on her throne, not marketing [S]...[/S] Pass. I'm not there to woo anyone. A princess who's doing some marketing, yes, possible. I like the flirting, banter [S]...[/S] Yes, the "where you come from, how long you stay BKK" trivial but does allow for assessing [I]friendliness[/I]. I just read somewhere about a girl using a translation app on her phone to carry on a conversation. I've had some that have used a friend to translate (human app), and yes, I did buy both a drink, but left with only one (though Miss Translator did get a lady drink on subsequent visits as a thanks).

In MP's, I like the live lineup. Again, I might have some possible names in mind, but the real indication is is she making eye contact, smiling or staring into space. If possible, I'll ask for names just to correlate with FR names, and I might ask "is xyz not working?" But always comes down to MY evaluations. And why I always enjoy the Soi 23 [I]walk[/I]; the lineup is right there, outside, in front of you. Easy to see who's [I]interested[/I], who's not.

And why I liked the Biergarden before its current wasteland status. Always time to get a drink, read the Post (dating myself), and have the time for evaluations. Sure, things could be [I]sparse[/I], but taking some time, skilfully moving that pan, you could find some real nuggets.

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2762327]3. Never ever believe what a Mamasan says. Remember my caste system thread. For whatever reason I think mama's and papa's actually Hate us. We are worse than Dirt in their eyes.[/QUOTE]I think they only hate some of us hahaha.

I understand they have a conflict of interest: want the customer to be happy but also want their employees to be happy. I don't have a problem as I use them for data (who's not silicone? I like xyz, who does that? - asked discreetly). Any suggestions are listened to and evaluated. In Addicts, the mamasan suggested the girl at the end, "she new, no time for uniform" as to why she wasn't wearing one. Without the uniform, I had missed her. I appreciated the suggestion, took a close look, and the girl's looks, eye contact, and SMILE was a "yes, please"; my all time favorite there. But their's is not gospel as I remember their conflict of interest. If you're a regular, you can tell who's helpful, who's not. And getting her Line allows you to bypass the mamasan altogether. I have her make the booking for me. Win for me, double win for her: she has a customer she knows AND she's bringing in business to the shop.

In bars, for the pushy waitresses / mamasans: I just use my "do you speak English" line: Do you speak English? Yes, so do I, so when I want another drink, I'll ask for one. Otherwise, don't bother me. [I]cow chia?[/I] understand in thai".

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2762327]4. If you don't feel it just leave. If girl loses Face because you left hour early so be it. Say you have Tummy ache. I've done this- no Chemistry.[/QUOTE]Why lie? I do try to note start time and end time as skilled time management is part of my repeat / no-repeat criteria. If she wasn't fun, then she wasn't. Now, I differentiate between poor performance and not carrying for the type of massage. My FR on Analisa. Both girls fine, I just didn't find the type as appealing as I thought. Same with DokiDoki and neru massage.

In one place, I understand the girl has to go get her kit. But after waiting [I]unaccompanied[/I] for 15 minutes, got dressed, back down to desk, and said, "Change". Explained, and picked a new girl. I'm sure the original girl and I were both happier.

You catch the problem EARLY, correct, as they say, "No harm, no foul".

I've been struggling with the Search at top of page and have gotten nowhere so please tell me best place to get or change money in. Bangkok or tell me how to use the search.

Thanks!

BTW, Bangkok looks awesome. Seems much cleaner and safer than San Jose or Medellin at night.

[QUOTE=ChuchoLoco;2762693]I've been struggling with the Search at top of page and have gotten nowhere so please tell me best place to get or change money in. Bangkok or tell me how to use the search.

Thanks!

BTW, Bangkok looks awesome. Seems much cleaner and safer than San Jose or Medellin at night.[/QUOTE]Use ATM's if your charges are reasonable. Or KF Exchange at side door to Emporium on Soi 24, tel # 0617892462.

[QUOTE=Giggid;2761973]Thanks to Jbradberry's report on WB in the non-tulip MP thread, I went looking for Som. Just as described, smiley with larger tits. Had never been to BJ bar before, preferring more FS and A+ action, but I had a great BJ with prostate massage my last visit to Tulip so I thought I'd try to duplicate that experience in a focused way. Was not disappointed, got a quick wash of nether regions, out came the beautiful tits, and to my surprise I got a superb rimming to start the action. I was not expecting this, so it was especially exciting, and Som went on to blow me with great skill. Maybe it's just me, but a break in the rhythm at the wrong moment can set me back to the beginning, which can produce a tired girl who is even more likely to take a breast the wrong moment. Anyway Som did a great job, never broke rhythm, added grunts of encouragement, and seems to know just how to match her action to my needs. Would definitely repeat.

By the way, I haven't noticed from RTFF whether rimming is expected and routine at the BJ bars. Is this true? Very curious l, as this would change my plans significantly for next trip.

TIA,

G.[/QUOTE]Glad you enjoyed the post, I think it's YMMV regarding rimming at BJ bars. I know for sure they don't do that at 7 Heaven, but if that is your thing I recommend Tulips.

[QUOTE=ChuchoLoco;2762693]I've been struggling with the Search at top of page and have gotten nowhere so please tell me best place to get or change money in. Bangkok or tell me how to use the search.

Thanks!

BTW, Bangkok looks awesome. Seems much cleaner and safer than San Jose or Medellin at night.[/QUOTE]This link (so old, 16 years, so while I'm on the injured disabled list I'm going to repost as a ROD just in case the original gets archived), How to search a thread, [S]...[/S] [B]AND[/B] there is also an alternate method that you can use to search 1000 posts all on one page (what? [S]!?!?!?...[/S]) in your own browser, download, and read at your leisure, using your own browser's text search tools. Why would you want to look at a 1000 posts? Well, easy to eyeball to pick out what MIGHT be useful and what's not. YMMV.

How to search, 2 methods:
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[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?926-General-Info&p=526200&viewfull=1#post526200[/URL]
[s]...[/s]
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Also, to be complete on searching, there is one more tool. Left clicking on a member's handle (to the left of any of his posts) will bring up a pop-up. One of the choices is "View Forum Posts" which will produce just such a list. Makes it very easy to see what else the user has posted (as in, "that's a great FR, what other info has he provided".).

So follow the above link, and your searches will work.

[QUOTE=TConor;2762781]Use ATM's if your charges are reasonable. Or KF Exchange at side door to Emporium on Soi 24, tel # 0617892462.[/QUOTE]Agreed, airports give the worst rates. Most ATM's will charge a fee for using the local ATM, say 200 baht. My ATM card reimburses those fees.

A number of years ago, Super Rich would offer the best rates. There is an android app, SuperrichTH, that shows the current rates offered at each of their locations and maps to said locations (you get a SLIGHTLY better rate at the HQ branch, but whether it's worth slepping over there is up to you). But it is an indication of what's on offer.

This type of forum not conducive to Search Function. Just ask your questions people.

Today hit Bangkok immigration Suwanaapoom Air. 1. 30 pm.

Looked just like recent photo. Lots of people looking like madness.

No worries people. The line moves. I was in back quite a ways, I got out in 45 minutes.

Nice immigration lady even let Foreigner s use Thai line when no This in sight. That really made things move.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2762832]Agreed, airports give the worst rates. Most ATM's will charge a fee for using the local ATM, say 200 baht. My ATM card reimburses those fees.

A number of years ago, Super Rich would offer the best rates. There is an android app, SuperrichTH, that shows the current rates offered at each of their locations and maps to said locations (you get a SLIGHTLY better rate at the HQ branch, but whether it's worth slepping over there is up to you). But it is an indication of what's on offer.[/QUOTE]Wooaaah!! There's a Super Rich app? Awesome!!

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2762832]Agreed, airports give the worst rates. Most ATM's will charge a fee for using the local ATM, say 200 baht. My ATM card reimburses those fees.

A number of years ago, Super Rich would offer the best rates. There is an android app, SuperrichTH, that shows the current rates offered at each of their locations and maps to said locations (you get a SLIGHTLY better rate at the HQ branch, but whether it's worth slepping over there is up to you). But it is an indication of what's on offer.[/QUOTE]I highly suggest the Wise app. Gives me great rates and I can have Baht in my Thai bank account in minutes at almost the interbank rate.

For those who don't have a Thai bank account, use the Wise ATM card.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2762826]This link (so old, 16 years, so while I'm on the injured disabled list I'm going to repost as a ROD just in case the original gets archived), How to search a thread, [S]...[/S] [B]AND[/B] there is also an alternate method that you can use to search 1000 posts all on one page (what? [S]!?!?!?...[/S]) in your own browser, download, and read at your leisure, using your own browser's text search tools. Why would you want to look at a 1000 posts? Well, easy to eyeball to pick out what MIGHT be useful and what's not. YMMV.

How to search, 2 methods:.[/QUOTE]Thank you 11 Bravo. That's an excellent link and I can now do a search! Everyone who answered provided good advice on ATMs also. Seems guys on this forum have a better attitude than some of the others. Maybe it's the Thai way.