Sim card / keep the balls
[QUOTE=HelloMan2;2672337]I went to a Claro store in a shopping mall. I was prepared to get the $40 k plan for 30 days & 12 gb as reported by others here, but then saw there are other cheaper options. I'm staying less than a week and got the 7 day & 1.3 GB (more than enough) package for $7 k, so with the cost of the SIM card itself ($7 k), the total comes out to 7 k + 7 k = $14 k (less than $4 USD).
Here's the list of prepaid plans to choose from according to your needs:
[URL]https://www.claro.com.co/personas/servicios/servicios-moviles/prepago/paquetes/[/URL]
Bring your passport, they don't scan it, they just enter the info.[/QUOTE]Don't overcomplicate it amigo, get a sim for claro anywhere for 5 k and then just add saldo (data) at practically any store, then add the plan on your phone that you want dialing star 611 pound using the data you just bought (saldo), it shows up like 1k pesos, 1 day all included, etc... you already got the 7 day 7k,, good stuff
Almost turned into the hoe this week at casa Cuba. With my regular for an hour (70 k) DFK tongue sucking and mutual masturbation'69, like a GF, then after post nut clarity I had that slow blink feeling, the knot in stomach feeling. The feeling of wanting to tip her an extra 30 k for mind blowing service. Didn't DO IT! Don't forget it boys, they'll[blue][Edited or Deleted by Admin][/blue] respect you more if you don't tip. Truly. And negotiate with these sw hoes.
This pregnant chick yesterday in front of the museum wanted 50 k after I got her a 1. 5 k chicha to conversate off the bat I just laaughed and said 30 k incl room and she immediately agreed. Pregnant pussy in doggy is effing amazing, she loved it too. Don't be a mark!
which reminds me it's common here for old fellas to say "dont pay first". which is bullshit imo. out of the 250 sw+ ive been with in my life i've only argued to pay after like 5 times and it just makes the service more annoying. maybe its anecdotal but i swear ive never gotten ripped off paying first, even with crack head in the states. . and i cancelo primero literally in mde lol 150+ times easily and never gotten scammed.. i guess ymmv, just be a gentleman and dont be sketchy, also BUILD RAPPORT first dont justgo up t o her and say how much, vamos,lol, get a beer, a drink, chit chat about travel, her dreams, etc.... rule to live by in this game
ive said it before but you get change for those 10+ 50k notes the atm gives you at the casinso scashiers box on ave la playa, like any of the big casinos, they change money no questions asked.
Best.
Jw.
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I rank them but I don't rate them, jeje
[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2673583]That's a solid 8 right there osteo, the stuff dreams are made of, hope you smashed her hard in the spirit of the board.[/QUOTE]I rank them but I don't rate them. The closest I can come is to say, "If you would have told me five years ago that I would be banging multiple sweet, gorgeous 18 and 19 year olds I would have told you that you were crazy."
Never heard this one before
Chica told me today she could not have an orgasm because it would ruin her new tattoo, cause it to welt up. WTF?