Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Ucgdx;2784361]I thought it was a crime to throw money on the ground because of the risk of stepping on the king's face?[/QUOTE]As long as you pick it up off the ground it's perfectly fine. LOL. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2784449]Been here 24 hours. Last night did rounds at Thermae and Soi Cowboy. Thermae saw only 3 that I would bang, but none I would pay the asking price of 2500 plus room, out of the couple of hundred or so in the bar. So many of the girls were staring, smiling, and grabbing me was I walked by. Guess they were new or haven't seen me awhile. Sorry, I am much pickier now. If you were there, you know which guy was me. Saw a bunch of dudes looking too. Not sure why. Onwards to Soi Cowboy. Man from Iran bars still scamming again. Baccara was dead awful, bottom floor being worse. 190 baht for a Coke, really? The girls PRE-COVID were way much better looking and thinner. Few from that group were even there, and the ones that were, gained weight. Waitresses joke with me about the girls and they know I am not a tourist anymore. "You same Thai," they said. "You know everything!" They asked about Pattaya. I said, Walking Street is 500% better. Tonight let's see what BS lies in Nana. Instead of staying near Nana or Asoke, this time I booked a much nicer room than where I stayed before, for a third of the price, but somewhere away from the tourists traps. The place I am at is still bustling and less than 50 baht round trip to Terminal 21. Night market is great and lots of pretty girls. Food is cheaper and plenty of stalls. No way am I dropping 2500-3500 for that weak talent level at Thermae. And definitely not 5000 or more for that crap at Soi Cowboy. Sorry if I offend anybody who has first time to Thailand eyes. Last night, banged a slim light skinned, perky titty girl in this area for only 1100 for ST, that looked better than 99.5% of Thermae chicks I saw and for sure 100% of Baccara girls. Either my eyes are changing or I am getting real good at mongering in Thailand. Don't know what I am doing or talking about. Or just fucking lucky. 1100 LOL.[/QUOTE]How are you liking BKK compared to Pattaya?

Once you've left the hotel you're staying at, would love to know which one. I usually stay in the On Nut area but I'the like to stay in a different area of BKK just to change it up.

[QUOTE=Tlito;2784415]Cheers thanks again.
I have never heard the expression Trink before.
Do you mind explaining it to me. Not having a shot at all. Just never heard it.
Thanks and good punting always.[/QUOTE]Bernard Trink, the Nite Owl.

Back in the dark ages, before the MRT, before the BTS, before smart phones, before mobile phones (the horror, the horror), when webpages were in their infancy, we got our news from hardcopy newspapers, in this case, the Bangkok Post. Trink wrote a weekly column, the Nite Owl, (Friday or Saturday, been 20 years so have forgotten which) that was MANDATORY reading. Detailed what was going on in the [I]adult entertainment[/I] industry: bar news, openings, closings, special events, who had attractive girls, massage parlors, etc., in Nana, Patpong, Cowboy, Pattaya, Phuket, along with some humorous (IMHO) musings on Thailand. He'd lived in BKK since the 60's. Back in 2003, the Post decided the Nite Owl column was not fit for a [I]family[/I] newspaper. Shame. Anyway, there were many Trinkisms, one of which was "[b]'Nuff said[/b]". (The other column I miss is "The Sloane Ranger", weekly column, Wednesday? on tech, hardware and software).

Think Stickman before the internet. If you don't know Stick, google "Stickman Bangkok". Weekly column every Sunday.

Came across this amusing article the other day, what a typical Nite Owl column would look like if he were still alive and wrote one today. Fun read and brought back a lot of memories, along with more Trinkisms.

[URL]https://www.pattayamail.com/alltime/bernard-trinks-nite-owl-recalled-411760[/URL]

[QUOTE=Gilolo;2784363]If it's diffcicult for you to get bareback in Bangkok, you should go Pattaya! All girls do BBFS.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't say it is difficult for me or anyone to get bareback anywhere in the world. It just depends on who you're asking for it or forging ahead to get it without asking.

Also, my preference and style is to get an agreement for it up front, well before I have paid a barfine or taken a girl. Rarely do I leave it unaddressed and "go with the flow and see what happens in the room", because I absolutely abhor the Safety First 20 Minute Lecture And Discussion and History Lessons of Condom Use or an all new negotiation over price while I am poised at the point of penetration with an increasingly disinterested erection.

Therefore, my record of results is not going to be the same as that of the "go with the flow" in-bed lecture students and happy re-negotiators' experience and results except by coincidence.

My results in getting an up front agreement for BBFSCIP with girls I deem more than acceptable in terms of looks and demeanor in Bangkok go-go bars and in-person Freelancers still runs at about 60-65%.

I am fine with that.

However, the number and percentage of girls I have deemed more than acceptable in terms of looks and demeanor in Pattaya, anywhere in Pattaya, has historically been far, far fewer than I see and meet in Bangkok. At least up until the Covid closures. I have not gone to Pattaya since the reopenings.

And the number of times a Pattaya girl that I have been interested in fucking enough to approach, chat, charm, share laughs, drinks, wonderful chemistry etc leading to a negotiation and offer for it in a club, a beer bar, on Soi 6, in gogo bars on Walking Street, on Beach Road and the LK Metro area has agreed up front to it logs in at exactly 1 out of approximately 60+ attempts over several trips there in the past 10 years.

I met that one agreeable Pattaya girl in a Walking Street gogo bar. I would rate her about a "Bangkok 6" in terms of looks but was a "Pattaya 7. 5" in my eyes.

Her service was meh. I had no interest in repeating with her even though she pestered me for days on Line to meet her again.

So what can I say about Pattaya? Obviously, the few girls I have bothered to approach there did not get your memo about all Pattaya girls doing BBFS. Not with me, that is. Far from it. My record of success in getting an upfront agreement for BBFSCIP in Pattaya with the very few girls there I would want to fuck even for free is abysmal, worse than any other P4 P destination I have ever been.

And, of course as always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Ucgdx;2784361]I thought it was a crime to throw money on the ground because of the risk of stepping on the king's face?[/QUOTE]While it's a crime to disrespect the monarchy, I guarantee no one a bar is going to complain or report anything. On second thought, if someone did something horrendous, I could see maybe the charge being tacked on.

Oh, I forgot to mention I passed by L's and Kasalong. The former had a scary looking lineup. The later seemed closed.

I'm in Pattaya now and definitely feels like there are more working women here.

[QUOTE=ChaChumplin;2784575]They are pantyless but from down below you really can't see anything. They aren't squatting or anything like that. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]I guess I have better vision than you.

[QUOTE=ChaChumplin;2784575]They are pantyless but from down below you really can't see anything. They aren't squatting or anything like that. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]I thought they were all winking at me.

Where did you get her? I'm so disappointed in bkk. Struggling after three rip offs.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2784449]Been here 24 hours. Last night did rounds at Thermae and Soi Cowboy. Thermae saw only 3 that I would bang, but none I would pay the asking price of 2500 plus room, out of the couple of hundred or so in the bar. So many of the girls were staring, smiling, and grabbing me was I walked by. Guess they were new or haven't seen me awhile. Sorry, I am much pickier now. If you were there, you know which guy was me. Saw a bunch of dudes looking too. Not sure why. Onwards to Soi Cowboy. Man from Iran bars still scamming again. Baccara was dead awful, bottom floor being worse. 190 baht for a Coke, really? The girls PRE-COVID were way much better looking and thinner. Few from that group were even there, and the ones that were, gained weight. Waitresses joke with me about the girls and they know I am not a tourist anymore. "You same Thai," they said. "You know everything!" They asked about Pattaya. I said, Walking Street is 500% better. Tonight let's see what BS lies in Nana. Instead of staying near Nana or Asoke, this time I booked a much nicer room than where I stayed before, for a third of the price, but somewhere away from the tourists traps. The place I am at is still bustling and less than 50 baht round trip to Terminal 21. Night market is great and lots of pretty girls. Food is cheaper and plenty of stalls. No way am I dropping 2500-3500 for that weak talent level at Thermae. And definitely not 5000 or more for that crap at Soi Cowboy. Sorry if I offend anybody who has first time to Thailand eyes. Last night, banged a slim light skinned, perky titty girl in this area for only 1100 for ST, that looked better than 99.5% of Thermae chicks I saw and for sure 100% of Baccara girls. Either my eyes are changing or I am getting real good at mongering in Thailand. Don't know what I am doing or talking about. Or just fucking lucky. 1100 LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2784449] Night market is great and lots of pretty girls. Food is cheaper and plenty of stalls. No way am I dropping 2500-3500 for that weak talent level at Thermae. And definitely not 5000 or more for that crap at Soi Cowboy. Sorry if I offend anybody who has first time to Thailand eyes. Last night, banged a slim light skinned, perky titty girl in this area for only 1100 for ST, that looked better than 99.5% of Thermae chicks I saw and for sure 100% of Baccara girls. Either my eyes are changing or I am getting real good at mongering in Thailand. Don't know what I am doing or talking about. Or just fucking lucky. 1100 LOL.[/QUOTE]Interesting report. Which Night Market are you referring to? I didn't know there are WG hanging out there. Are they street walkers Like you'd find around Sukhumvit? Or are you picking up more regular girl types?

So here's what I think of Nana. Total basura. 9 pm at Billboard, only 12 girls on carousel. 2 in the tub. Talent level is meh. A couple of older ones had decent bodies but their faces are old. They did redo the interior. New seats and lighting. 140 for weak drink. Couldn't even taste the gin, just tonic. Saw the really old guy with long hair in those hipster jeans. If you go to GoGo bars a lot, you know who I talking about. We chatted at Pin Up before and he's been doing GoGo bars for 20 plus years. After my drink, bounced around. Apparently Rainbow group has pretty much taken over the real estate in Nana. Rainbows 1-5, and Rainbow69. Peeked in all of them. Weak. Rainbow 4 had 7 girls on stage and Rainbow 5 had like 6. This was at 9:35! What the fuck was going on? Finally settled on Twister bottom floor. Maybe 25 girls total? Drink 155 and weak too. Nana is getting cheap on the pours. When I went to the bathroom saw some girl rush in while I was washing my hands. She was gagging a spit what look like a load of cum out of her out her mouth and rinsing. The fuck? This was interesting. So I took a chance and called down some taller slim girl with a gun tattoo on her upper hip. Asked about extras. Paid her a nice tip and let's just say I am glad I brought my wet wipes. Those seats at Twister make good for hanky panky. It's a big ass empty club. Left Nana satisfied but disappointed at the same time. Nana and Cowboy have NOTHING on Walking Street GoGo bars in terms of customers, number of girls, or quality. At 8 pm in Walking Street Baccara, Fahrenheit, Pin Up, XS, Palace already have close to 100 girls each club. I should of figure something was up when I saw former Rainbow 2 girls at Baccara WS awhile back. Anyways onto Thermae on a weekday. No bueno. Bangkok is far from what I remembered when the streets of Sukhumvit had those street bars and seats extending onto Sukhumvit itself all thee way until T21. It's just sad now. Really sad. I am crying as I type this. Am I going to the wrong bars? Thought Billboard and Rainbow 5 were supposed to be the best. But from what I saw they both rank below Bliss or Living Dolls in Pattaya. Those aren't even in the top 12 on Walking Street.

[QUOTE=Projektzer;2784815]Where did you get her? I'm so disappointed in bkk. Struggling after three rip offs.[/QUOTE]How did you get ripped off 3 times?

Another note on Nana. If you are a Gogo pro, you already know what to expect before even stepping inside by looking at the PR girls or what's standing outside the bar. Blondie bar isn't fooling anyone with those giant Grey Goose bottles. I guess it's supposed to cater to VIP clientele. But the few chubby girls are like "take a look inside free. " Tonight j will do so more walking in, taking quick peeks, and walking out of bars, I guess. Where did I get her? All I can say if you go to the tourist traps, you will pay tourist trap prices. There is a method to all this madness. If you have no issues banging civilian girls before mongering, then trust me 1000-1500 is enough to bang alot of girls in a certain area of town.

[QUOTE=L00PY;2784774]While it's a crime to disrespect the monarchy, I guarantee no one a bar is going to complain or report anything. On second thought, if someone did something horrendous, I could see maybe the charge being tacked on.

.[/QUOTE]Try it and see. Report back (or not).

I left The Big Mango just before the border closed and spent many months in Siem Reap. Once the lockdowns hit, Siem turned in to a ghost town.

Businesses closed, locals left. It got so unbusy that they repaved the town. But I still got laid whenever I wanted.

I've been shopping around to get stuff I need now that I am back here in Smog City. Retail here, especially high end retail, apparently took a beating during the pandemic. MBK, Chatuchak, Siam, Central World, EmQ are far emptier in terms of vendors and product. Tourist numbers are of course way down.

Same same the sex industry. Even before the Wuflu hit some places like Patpong werent worth visiting at all, now its worse than that. Folks bitched about Cowboy, same same now, only less crowded. Oh horrors, the Beergarden is full of hags, really? Like its any different now? Bottom feeder paradise (but a few decent items on the food menu). Speculate all you want as to the reason, but FEWER customers mean FEWER product. When the numbers of buyers increase, so will the shelves get restocked.

I live here, PT. There are reasons to live here other than easily available hot young pussy and either the pussy is the bonus or all the other things to do are, who knows. I get laid whenever I want. My taste might not be yours, yours is not mine. However, I daresay that if you know what you are doing, you will get laid too with the girls of your dreams.

If you think that Bangkok is some dreamland of hordes of squealing babes shooting ping pong balls out their bungholes and ripping your clothes off while offering 3 holes for 500 baht, you best lay off the Thai porn. Some folks like Pattaya, I can't comment since I haven't been there in 10 years?, it was a sewer then and not worth a return.

Give it time kiddies, the girls will return.

Consider: On Sunday night I was in Khao San road looking for some glass. There were all sorts of chickies giving me the eyeball. Got a few Lines and then I went to Thermae to pay my respect to the Boss, who I guess has been under the weather, but was supposed to be there according to the Staff. If you are a Thermaeter, you know the guy I mean. So after paying my respects, I took a walkaround and there were at least 15 girls I would have done, all of whom would have done me I'm sure. But since I wasnt in the mood, I just had a few sodas, watched some football and watched the antics. One particularly hot one was grabbing the Westerners, they would talk and that's it. I asked one dude who talked to her what she wanted he said 3 K. Huh. I can only assume that folks were walking away for 500 B, which is $15. To each his own. I took her Line for later. Then an Asian dude grabbed her.

Its all there for you. If you are a 3 week tourist concentrate on Nana, Thermae, the little bars near Beergarden, or the massages and soapies that cater to the Japanese / Korean crowd. Don't waste your time in Cowboy, Patpong or the Beergarden. BJ bars are hit and miss as to looks, but you are paying for a mouth. Go to Pattaya if you want to wallow "like in the old days". Fiwfans is good in the Suk area. If you are on your game, roll down to Khao San or hit Chatuchak or the tourist night markets.

Thats my 2 satangs for now.

On my way to Cowboy and this was how busy the crossing was at this intersection. Who remembers how really packed this used to be? There wasn't even any traffic jam on Sukhumvit like the old days. Does anybody remember all those street bars along Sukhumvit? One after the other. Even the bars next to Cowboy are gone, filled with cannabis stalls. The food carts are gone too on the Asoke side. Few remain on the Soi 23 side. Inside Cowboy was a bit busier at 10 pm than 8:30, but a fraction of before COVID. I talked to a girl at Cowboy Agogo. Told me that most of the girls have found other ways of making money in the online scene. And they are choosing the easier route. So yes, COVID forced some to learn about doing things differently. And they won't be coming back. Thermae was trash on a Tuesday night as well. Not even ONE girl I would take out for 2500-3000.95% only wanted ST upstairs. I remember back when you can come with friends and take a whole group of them to go LT and party at Route 66 or Scratch Dog or Insanity. Now most are leaving around 11 to catch the MRT back home. If you are smart, that's when you can stalk them and get them cheap if you stay in their area of town. They be adding 500 baht taxi both ways to their Thermae price but paying 43 baht for MRT. Loca chicas. Trust me when I say this. If they took 1500 baht during COVID, they will take 1500 now. I was here. I know which ones. LOL.

Making plans to return to Bangkok!! Will be there sometime in September. I know it's the low season and also rainy season but to wait til December? Uhm, Nah. Hope the flooding is not as bad this year!! Basically returning to complete what I scheduled to do on my last trip.