Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=BbqMushrooms;2701796]Que quiere decir panitos?[/QUOTE]Baby wipes.

[QUOTE=BbqMushrooms;2701796]Que quiere decir panitos?[/QUOTE]Panitos, Baby Butt Wipes, toallas humedas.

That's what my girls call them. If you carry the small cheap packs of 20 and give them to the girl at the end of a session, she loves it. Qualifies as a regalo.

[QUOTE=LoverBoy#2;2701552]She has a lot of large bandaids on her in one photo. No?[/QUOTE]If you are talking about the first foto I tried to blur out one of her tattoos on the back of her right arm.

Mini-erratum: after I posted I noticed the third pic was of a different girl, not the same one with the long dark hair. Oh well, still good eye candy.

[QUOTE=BbqMushrooms;2701796]Que quiere decir panitos?[/QUOTE]I think he means paitos. Remember he is still using a translator. Paitos are wet wipes.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2701841]Panitos, Baby Butt Wipes, toallas humedas.

That's what my girls call them. If you carry the small cheap packs of 20 and give them to the girl at the end of a session, she loves it. Qualifies as a regalo.[/QUOTE]It has a tilde. Panyitos. Sigh.

[QUOTE=RacShack;2701829]Yes I'm not against it at all, I've been lurking around centro recently myself when in town, I was just saying the guy had company coming in town and wanting something a little more upscale, their is definitely some hot chicks down their, I just need to know where to go when I close deal, what place you talking about with hot water and clean sheets (it's what I would prefer) thanks![/QUOTE]I may have oversold it a bit, but there are some decent love motels about a block over from Ground Zero. Sorry, I can only see them in my deranged mind and don't recall the actual names, if fact one of them is unmarked without signage on the street. The closest love motel to the front doors of the Vera Cruz church is super cool, I'm not sure they have hot water. I think it's called the Hotel Bolivar Real or something like that. If you ask for a room with good WiFi sometime they will put you closer to a router. One time I cracked open the door to try and get a better WiFi signal and the maid grabbled my phone and used her cellular as a WiFi hotspot for me which I thought was incredibly nice. As they say in Medellin, Ciao!, or their version, Chao!

[QUOTE=Mtndew704;2701366]Just grab their numbers and hit them up the next day, you are already paying a premium just for simply meeting them at gustos or La Isla.[/QUOTE]Great advice, thanks!

I realize there's a premium, but I think it may be worth it given the time you save sifting through FB or just going out to Centro and not knowing why you'll get. Sure, there's an element of excitement with these, but I won't have the luxury of time (or game).

I'll be sure to report back.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2701696]Clean sheets, check.

Hot shower, check.

Soap, check.

Towel, so so.

Mattress, good.

Beautiful girls milling around inside and outside seconds away, check.

Music, bring Blue Tooth speaker.

WIFI, spotty.

Condoms, check, bring lube.

Hygiene, bring Listerine and panitos.

All in all, Check Plus.[/QUOTE]Sounds amazing 1-5 please tell me the name of this place, will make me well prepared if I know! Thanks bud!

Sometimes I don't know WTF is going on. I come out of the shower and two of my favorite girls are doing a foto shoot on my bed, with poses way better than they typically offer up to me. So I say, "Q pasa?" The roommate first gave me some bullshit story about wanting to compare their figures before and after going to the gym. Then I asked my Numero Dos Novia, Scarlet, "Now tell me what you are really doing? Without any malice, she says, "You don't give us enough money to live on, so we have to sell pictures to a guy on-line. " I told her, "Yes, you should try to make as much money as you can like that. " The funny part was at the end of all these PG-17 rated poses, Scarlet tried to throw in a sexy-as-hell spread-eagle pussy shot, and Cheery with the camera said, "Are you serious?" and didn't take the foto, jajaja. Poor guy will never know what he missed. I love Scarlet's slightly dirty feet, adds to the trampy effect. She's awesome.

[QUOTE=RacShack;2701832]Not against it at all, I e been lurking around recently also, some super hot chicks down their, but poster wanted something a little more upscale with friends coming in town, nothing wrong with it is all I was saying, stay safe! What best place in central little more upscale with hot water and clean sheets you recommend. ?[/QUOTE]The places on front side of the church are better than the ones on the back side. The definition of cleanness depending on what you are accustomed to. My guess is that most places don't change sheet between sessions. It's not easy to tell like in Bangkok where you see white sheets and towels stacked everywhere and cleaning staff working. The rooms in some strip clubs are nasty. The trick is to bring or wear flip-flop or throw away you socks after so you don't have to touch the floor. That applies to most El Centro places.

Usage of baby wipes often implies they don't wash after the session. That is just my observation. There is a casa that changes sheet every session. I know because the girl changed it in front of me. The shower is not in the room so the girl has baby wipes to clean up after the session. I don't know if the girl takes a shower after she leaves the room.

[QUOTE=NeilGeorge;2701449]Was at Loutron last week......[/QUOTE]Of all the casas I have visited in Medellin over the years the hottest lineups have been at Loutrons.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2701973]The places on front side of the church are better than the ones on the back side. The definition of cleanness depending on what you are accustomed to. My guess is that most places don't change sheet between sessions. It's not easy to tell like in Bangkok where you see white sheets and towels stacked everywhere and cleaning staff working. The rooms in some strip clubs are nasty. The trick is to bring or wear flip-flop or throw away you socks after so you don't have to touch the floor. That applies to most El Centro places.
[/QUOTE]Some information about this.

The places on the front side of the Church do change the sheets and pillow covers between usage, while the ones on the backside do not. It's pretty much a function of what you pay for the room. I don't use the rooms on the backside above the bars, typically dirty, no hot water, towels, etc. Most very sleazy, and a good place to get Scabies.

If you stick with the Premium PLaza, Zona Rosa, and the one a few doors down from Zona Rosa you will get hot water, clean towels / sheets, and they also clean the floors as I have never gotten Athletes foot at any of these places so I don't worry about being barefoot there. Also there's a place right opposite the glass covered walkway which I have never used which is supposed to be nice as well. And then there is Hotel Calle Real up the same passageway going towards the Metro that is fairly clean but old and musty.

Again, it's going to be a function of what you pay more or less, and getting Scabies is not fun, so guys should splurge and stay at the finer establishments. LOL.

[QUOTE=Paulie97;2701758]That bar in the San Peter is not the least bit busy though it may look that way from the street if five or six people happen to be hanging out. That's because it's tiny. It's often completely empty and closes early, even while all the apartments are full. It's on track to become yet another failed gringo business venture in Medellin.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Surprised to hear it being busy. I've stayed at SP, near Sp and also went to the bar many times when staying in other areas. The only time it was busy was when there was big American sports games / events on. Otherwise empty or close to empty. Definitely not a pick up place. There use to be a couple cute bartenders but they've moved on. Not sure about current ones because I stopped going there. Doubt the place will last. BTW, other side of the lobby is small burger joint that's really good and lines up most nights mostly because it only has about 5 tables.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2702008]Of all the casas I have visited in Medellin over the years the hottest lineups have been at Loutrons.[/QUOTE]They seem to be proud to work there. A few are slightly overweight, but not much. About half have silicone boobies that can cover for a big butt. I prefer slim and tall. They seem happy to meet customers. Abydos went out of business, those girls were slightly shorter, but had alot of value. Lourton's girls are all Colombianas, no Venies.

Good afternoon punters,

For a one week trip for mongering is Tijuana or Medellin a better option? I have heard Tijuana is better for being a weekend warrior but Medellin seems like the cheaper option. Plus I feel like there is more shit to see and do. Which one is safer? Plane tickets are about the same.