Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Hi,

Good solid well written report Hotman. One does have to wonder though about the innocence (three weeks in Patts?) of a girl who then proceeds to request you stick it up her ass and come in her mouth. Not that I would quibble with her about that. As I often say, just make it believable enough so I don't look too much a fool for believing it;)

Thanks for the report. It makes me want to make another trip to the LOS.

AM[/QUOTE]

OK, you may be correct about how long she had been in Pattaya. However she certainly did not know her way around very well so, perhaps!!
Her age was, I am pretty certain, correct. I saw her ID and the photo was almost certainly her.
She certainly was Horny (with a capital H.) and obviously had “some” experience before she came to Pattaya. My guess was she was just one of those girls who LOVE to Fuck!
I must admit that I am not always so lucky. One “Coconut Bar” girl that I took during the same trip passed her “job interview” OK but when we reached my room and she proceeded to get undressed had “Two Fried Eggs” for boobs (although when dressed seemed to have quite a good figure!) I HATE these push up heavily padded bra’s. They should be banned!
Then, to add insult to injury, she proved to be a complete “Dead Starfish!!” in bed.
Oh well, can’t be right every time so, paid her and went out for a replacement!
At 500 Baht each you can afford the occasional mistake!

COCONUT BAR RULES FOREVER!

Enjoy,
Hotman.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Hi,

Good solid well written report Hotman. One does have to wonder though about the innocence (three weeks in Patts?) of a girl who then proceeds to request you stick it up her ass and come in her mouth. Not that I would quibble with her about that. As I often say, just make it believable enough so I don't look too much a fool for believing it;)

Thanks for the report. It makes me want to make another trip to the LOS.

AM[/QUOTE]

Well... she mentioned 3 weeks in Pattaya.
Maybe she learnt the ropes for a few months in BKK or ... or.... (as long as we dont go back in her time too much...as at 19yo she is pretty young) :)

[QUOTE=Bionicman]Well... she mentioned 3 weeks in Pattaya.
Maybe she learnt the ropes for a few months in BKK or ... or.... (as long as we dont go back in her time too much...as at 19yo she is pretty young) :)[/QUOTE]
So many of these girls start a lot younger than 19 yo. Might seem young to you but her experience could very well go back another 4 years or so with multiple thai boys from her village.

[QUOTE=Edward M]I am getting in around 2:30 so should be able to make it by 7PM.
Well bar hopping and getting laid are my only interests. I will probably need to eat at some point too. It just might seem a little weird to go all the way to Bangkok and not see the city at all.
I am leaving at noon. Does that classify as very early in the morning? Maybe the last night is the night I should spend there. Hmmm. Thanks for the feedback.[/QUOTE]

First off, Bangkok and Pattaya are like different planets. For all out mongering, entirely in gogo's and beer bars (or that sort of thing) Pattaya is the place. For a more "standard" night life (still with guarantee of getting laid of course), Bangkok has much more to offer (massages, gogo's, discos, night clubs, beer gardens, escorts, pool bars, BJ bars, high class clubs, low class clubs, high class massage places, and the list goes on). The difference is Pattaya is 100% in your face, and 100% available, where as Bangkok requires more research (but not much) and is more spread out but has a lot more to offer in every regard. The other difference may be the price; if you are sensitive to that then Pats is probably a better choice. And finally, Bangkok of course has way more culture and cultural activities...although there is plenty to do and see in Pattaya if you wish.

Contrary to some posts on ISG, Pattaya has excellent food...you just have to pay for it. That's one of the better things about Pats actually: it has good food, golf, and tons of things to do besides mongering, or alternatively mongering 24/7 if that is what you wish.

Good luck and keep us posted on your adventures.

-B-

[QUOTE=Hotman 666]Coconut Bar (Best value for money in Pattaya!)

There have been many posts over the years each promoting a particular type of venue for finding a "playmate" in Pattaya.

Some mongers like the Go – Go's. Others prefer the massage parlours or Bar Beers. Discos are favoured by some. The list of possible types of venue where you can find P4P company is endless.

Although I would not argue that each of these venues has its own benefits and merits I believe there is a good case for voting "Coconut Bar" as the best overall value for money in the whole of Pattaya.

For those that do not know, "Coconut Bar" is the name that many Thai girls use for the area of Beach Road. Stretching from Walking street in the South to Soi 1 in the north of Pattata, a distance of around 2. 5 / 3. 0 miles.

Over the years, in response to my question "Where you work? " many Thai girls have told me "I work Coconut Bar! "

I can't remember the first time I heard this answer but I know that it had to be explained to me that, because the beach side of this road is lined with Palm Trees someone had nicknamed it "Coconut Bar. " The longest bar (and the most girls) in the whole of Pattaya!

From late morning to 4. 00 or 5. 00 am the next day a wide range of companions can be found here.

OK, quality varies and I have to admit that there can be some real horrors here who should have retired years (or maybe DECADES) ago but there are also some real stunners!

Prices generally average around 500 Baht for short time and many girls are pleased to stay as long as you want, happy to be in your cool A. C. Room with some company and out of the heat.

For me, this is my preferred hunting ground when I am looking for a little afternoon fun. A stroll along Beach Road. Will usually come up with a playmate for me. Some of the girls are from Go. Go's or Bar Beers and are there for some extra money before starting the main job. Some are shop / restaurant workers working the late shift and for some this seems to be the only job and are there virtually 24/7.

Weekends can be rather good, especially towards the end of the month, with many girls catching a bus from the surrounding area to have a little fun in Pattata (and perhaps go back with a little money in their pocket.) and supplement the gap between end of month and end of money!

I believe that many of the girls here are "freelance" or "Part-timers" and they are not so hardened as many of their sisters found in the main P4P venues and offer rather more of a GFE than may be found elsewhere.

One example, from last week. Walking along Beech Road found a sweet young lady sitting on her own. I sat down with her and started to talk. Over the course of my "Job interview" I found out that,

She was 19 years old.

Chinese / Thai (Typical Chinese looking face, with white skin.)

No babies (but still a little bit of "Puppy Fat. "

First trip to Pattaya and had been there just 3 weeks.

Spoke quite reasonable English.

Rather sweet looking.

I usually prefer them a little older, with a bit of experience, but as this one seemed so cute I agreed that I would pay her minimum 400 Baht plus a performance based tip IF she was good.

So, off we go to my room after stopping to buy some drinks for us.

I do not need to go into a full account of the next 3 hours but when a playmate puts your finger into her mouth and then requests you to "put it up her arse" then it is probably a sign that the session may well be an interesting one! Another good sign is when she looks at you with those innocent eyes and asks, "Will you come in my mouth, PLEEEEESE! "

Well, how could any man refuse such a polite request?

Result, probably one of the BEST sessions that I have had in Pattaya for some years, and YES she got her performance bonus. I even repeated with her one week later. Equally as good if not better.

OK, I can not claim that EVERY session with a "Coconut Bar" girl will be perfect, life is not like that, but the chance to talk to the girl, for as long as you want, to see if she meets YOUR job spec puts YOU in the driving seat!

I have NEVER had any problem with any girl that I found here, being dishonest or trying to steal from me.

As always, YMMV but with a huge amount of choice, time to chat before deciding, and with YOU in control of the situation then I still maintain that "Coconut Bar" is the best overall value for money in the whole of Pattaya.

My lords, and fellow Mongers, I rest my case. Go try!

Hotman.[/QUOTE]Very similar post to stickmans column this week.

I started "patrolling" the Beach Road almost 30 years ago, and have been with hundreds of girls from there, some for just 100bt!

In all that time I have never heard anyone, girl or punter, refer to it as the "Coconut Bar". First time was on Sunday in the Stickman column! Pure fiction from both Stickman and Hotman 666 I believe although I do not deny it is the best value in Pattaya.

Ok, you mongers have convinced me. I have just finished wrangling 16 consecutive days off on 7 days vacation time around Thanksgiving. I'm getting my passport on Saturday and then I've got my flight picked out on Delta through Seattle to BKK and will purchase when passport is in hand.

I have done most of my hobbying in LV in the past (mostly w/Asian girls), but when I added it all up, Pattaya looks to be a much better deal. I'm about 1/3 of the way through the PTT forum posts and I've picked up some great advice on where to stay and where to look. I'll probably be a basket case the next three months just in anticipation. Thanks for sharing your experiences here.

[QUOTE=Bumholes1]I started "patrolling" the Beach Road almost 30 years ago...In all that time I have never heard anyone, girl or punter, refer to it as the "Coconut Bar"...Pure fiction from both Stickman and Hotman 666 I believe[/QUOTE]No, not pure fiction.

Sometime in early June, the gogo bar Baccara had a large meeting for all its employees. I think they have such meetings every so often as a way to ensure quality control. At that meeting, the mama san scolded girls for bad behaviour, and told them that such bad behaviour would not be tolerated. Such bad behavior included things like letting a customer put his fingers in the girls pussy while still in the club, the girl bar fining herself and then meeting her falang boyfriend outside the club (thereby avoiding the obligatory drink + lady drink), etc.

The consequences for such bad behavior? Here I quote from the gogo girl who told me this: "Mama san say if you want to do like dat, you go work at Coconut Bar.'

[QUOTE=Kumbu]...The consequences for such bad behavior? Here I quote from the gogo girl who told me this: "Mama san say if you want to do like dat, you go work at Coconut Bar.'[/QUOTE]
Those Pattaya Go-Go bar Mamasan's could ruin a wet dream, couldn't they? :)

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Those Pattaya Go-Go bar Mamasan's could ruin a wet dream, couldn't they? :)[/QUOTE]

I could use a wet dream? Is there a Mamasan at " Coconut Bar?"

LBM

[QUOTE=Dhound]Very similar post to stickmans column this week.[/QUOTE]


I had not read Stickman this week until I saw it referred to by Dhound. What a coincidence!
Actually, at around the time it was posted on Sunday I was enjoying my 2nd (and, unfortunately, final) session with the young Chinese / Thai girl before I flew back home.
I don’t remember the first time I heard Beach Rd. referred to as “Coconut Bar” but it was certainly several years ago. I have even heard girls say “My office, Coconut Bar opposite Mike Mall or by Soi 8 or wherever.” so the name seems to be well known to many of the girls not just us Farrangs! Just try asking a few.
Anyway, whatever we call it I believe that it still represents the BEST value for money in Pattaya.
Hotman

[QUOTE=Bumholes1]I started "patrolling" the Beach Road almost 30 years ago, and have been with hundreds of girls from there, some for just 100bt!

In all that time I have never heard anyone, girl or punter, refer to it as the "Coconut Bar". First time was on Sunday in the Stickman column! Pure fiction from both Stickman and Hotman 666 I believe although I do not deny it is the best value in Pattaya.[/QUOTE]
I've never heard this phrase either, but I never speak English with the girls. They always say "Tam ngan tee talea" (work at the sea) or "tam ngan tee chai hat" (work at the beach).

Maybe it's a new phrase. I kinda like it! Sounds like something Thai girls would have fun saying.

BTW, where is the stickman link?

[QUOTE=Amjeck]BTW, where is the stickman link?[/QUOTE]

You can find all weekly columns here:

[url]http://www.stickmanweekly.com/index.html[/url]

and the Coconut Bar one here:

[url]http://www.stickmanweekly.com/StickmanBangkokWeeklyColumn2010/Coconut-Bar-Pattaya.htm[/url]

Having read it with interest I would say that while it is similar in subject to Hotman's post, the details and everything else about it is different. I think what we have here is a case of coincidental confluence.

AM

[QUOTE=Amjeck]I've never heard this phrase either, but I never speak English with the girls. They always say "Tam ngan tee talea" (work at the sea) or "tam ngan tee chai hat" (work at the beach).

Maybe it's a new phrase. I kinda like it! Sounds like something Thai girls would have fun saying.

BTW, where is the stickman link?[/QUOTE]
If a girl asks what you do for work, you should respond with this! Either they'll think it's funny or be pissed. Let us know how it goes.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]

Having read it with interest I would say that while it is similar in subject to Hotman's post, the details and everything else about it is different. I think what we have here is a case of coincidental confluence.

AM[/QUOTE]You said it better than I could, "coincidental confluence". I was not saying one was a copy of the other and I enjoyed reading both.

Cheers