Trip Report Day 3: Not for the Timid Part 2
we rest up and decided to go to puerta plata to the strip club crystals. nothing could prepare us for what was about to come at crystals. we enter the club expecting a us type atmosphere or at the very worse a classico type scene but it was far worse. i swear to you as soon as we enter the club literally about 30 broads bum rush us. now i know how the beatles feel. atleast 15 girls bum rush me to halt. they were all mesmerized by my size and height. i must admit i was nervous cus not even at classicos or the main strip are the girls this aggressive. i'm serious it was about 5 or 6 of them trying to pull out my dick. i'm like holdup, can a brotha atleast get to the bar. i'm literally still at the front entrance.
now while i'm trying to remain calm as best i can i see my boys make it over to the bar. mike orders 3 prseidente while 4 broads are all on him. marcus is just trying to stay above water with 5 broads all on him trying not to succumb to fear. i somehow manage to the bar. i asks marcus, hey where's mike? we looked around and mikes gone. the girls ran my boy off. he comes back 5 min later and found out that mike went to the men’s bathroom to collect himself from the females.
so we try and go sit down at a table hoping that the ladies would calm down. it didn't happen. i swear to you for a second i thought i was about to get raped. i can't even sip on my beer cus their on me like i'm the last supper. i'm acting like a school girl that's about to lose her virginity. “wait ladies can i atleast get your name first. let's take it slow. how about that nice weather where having”!! meanwhile my boy mike disapears to the bathroom again to collect himself. i see my boy marcus standing at the front entrance. since i was down to only 4 females now i finally got the courage to tell them to give me a second so i can go and talk to my amigo.
i go to my boy marcus. he literally has one foot in the main entrance and the other foot pointing towards the exit. it was the first time i see a grown as man literally scared of females. good times indeed. marcus tells me that if one more female comes to him he's leaving. and he's dead serious.
trying to still gather myself from the bum rush i look to the far right and i see salvation. it's a vip section with a little rope around that closes off the area so only few can enter. we gets to the area and now we can sit back and relax a little cus the females can't
enter your section without your approval. mike finally gathers himself and leaves the bathroom to join us. mike settles in the vip area and finds his inner mack. he picks one. i follow in his footsteps and take a female let's call her ms. melons cus she had some huge natural tigo bitites.
now while mike and i dust off i'll fear, marcus was still shaken up. there were literally 20 females standing at the vip rope waiting for marcus to pick one. “yo marcus! marcus snap out of it,” i yelled. pick one so these other broads can leave. my boy was petrified and couldn’t make a decision so i finally found one with a nice round ass and told her to come on in and give my boy marcus a lap dance. and just like that the other females walk away. thank god. i thought for a second they were about to bum rush the vip area
finally we settle in and had a few drinks and the ladies was giving us as many lap dances as we wanted for free. ms. melons wants me to go upstairs for a 100usd but i'm like i know the game why don't we hookup in the day time so i don’t have to pay so much she's like i can't really give out my number cus of management. i'm like yeah ok. so as she was giving me a lap dance she starts to whisper her number to me in my ear. she's like i'll be in classicos tomorrow night. i'm like cool i'll get up with u soon. now after another 30mins of mellowing out in crystals we felt it was time to go so we tip each of the girls a 1000peso apiece. we figured that as many lap dances we just gotten back home that would’ve cost us alot of money. we get into the truck and where laughing our ass off about what just happen. i tell junior whose driving, "mutha*****r warn us next time lol".
anyway we ended the night back at classicos. was a little warn out from the past couple days adventure but still wanted to see todays menu. now after surviving the stampede of crystals, classicos aint shit. we always take good care of the waiter so as soon as he saw us he got us a good spot for us again. my boy marcus is in the cut really trying not be seen. mike is doing his thang. me i'm scheming on two young honeys. now their looking good but caution starts to come up. dr is the last place on earth to do an r.kelly and deal with an **** girl. so i go and investigate. bring them both over for some drinks. one sits next to me and i ask her how old is she. she’s says 18. red flags starts to enter my mind. umm ok let me see your cedula. she takes it out and hands it to me. i look at it and i'm like this says you’re born in 1987. that’s not 18 which means this cedula is not you. she was like shh be quite about it, it's really my sisters but i'm really 18. i'm like, “ooh yeah girl run that game”. told them it was nice meeting them. now begone.
after that i close the menu book and decided to call it a night. as we were leaving i came across some nice honeys that wanted happy hour for 2000apeice. i usually would’ve jump at the chance but i'm really tired at this point so i got their number for a future gathering. we get back to the villa turn on the air conditioner and called it a night
day 4 the fishing trip coming soon
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