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I'm funnin' with you guys
That's why I wrote "have fun with this post" at the end. Geez. If you follow me you know one of my sayings is "If it gets wet you wash it". I would say on average I hit the shower three times during a Ground Zero session to soap and wash my crotch, as do my chicas. But Americans are definitely obsessed with their ablutions, soaps, shampoos, and fragrances. I have PA or psoriatic arthritis (also known as Phil Mickelson's disease) so I have been medically advised to keep the overall body showers cool and to a minimum.
The amazing part is, every time I come to Medellin, my PA goes into 100% remission. I don't know if it's the air, food, or water but I attribute it to my overall sense of well being, which would make sense for an autoimmune disorder like PA. Sorry if I "polluted" anyones' mind with mental images of my grossness, but I assure you that "they" do not come much more pure than me. Again, ask any of my chicas or peeps who know me. The chicas here are fastidious and would not tolerate a regular offender in the hygiene arena.
Now that we cleared the air on that, you wouldn't fucking believe what happened to me today at my new, favorite love motel. I had just enough time for a session before Flame scheduled at 9 PM which will be the first time I have seen this stellar performer this trip, but that's a story for another day.
Who should I bump into at Ground Zero but Sugar Baby. She has a guy who keeps her in a studio apartment in Laureles. She works Poblado but her sister is more the Ground Zero type and Sugar Baby will work both venues when she wants to be near her sister. Sugar Baby and I started out strong this trip you may recall but we fizzled, partly because she is in competition with Freckle, who by the way is still here and did not leave for Peru. Freckle brought me her new roommate to fuck last night after a night out at the disco and she was tiny, tight, and fine, and the price was right because they were on their way home, high, and needed money. Maybe later I will post those exact, interesting negotiations.
Long story longer, I grab Sugar Baby to go to my new fave love motel, she also have never been to before. When we get in the room, she insists on a condom and because of drugs and sleep deprivation I kick her out of the room after throwing a cincuenta note at her. Of course, she was right, I haven't seen her in weeks but I used to bareback her all the time and that was stuck in my mind. I saw her later on my walk home and apologized and told her she was right.
But get this. After I kicked her out, I still had over an hour left of the 90 minutes I prepaid in the room. I was laying there, music blaring, my bombillo disco light going full-bore, planning my next move which was to go out to the street and snag the nearest decent puta and bring her back to the room. Knock on the door. The maid who I Whassaped last night and with whom I have a date tomorrow was standing there, fuckin' cuter than all get-out. Then suddenly three, no four more girls, all maids in the hotel, are standing in my doorway. They are amazed at my light show and music. They all know my Sugar Baby left after only a few minutes and are curious as hell.
This motel is very chill but staff are not allowed to fuck clients at work, no surprise there. But wait a minute, one of the girls was off duty, visiting her friends there. My girl, the maid I plan on boffing tomorrow asks me "as a favor" will I pay her friend to have sex with her here and now in my room? Mind you, all the girls are standing around watching and listening. None of them are straight-up putas because they all work as maids, but they work in a love motel so they know the score.
She has a homely little face but an amazing rack, see fotos. I agree to sixty for an hour, ending up tipping her for a total of 80. Bareback BJ, agreed to fuck with a condom but we defaulted to penis massage which she was surprisingly good at, and which was purrfekt for edging me for Flame who is due here in about an hour.
The best part, the whole affair ingratiated me with her friend, the other maid who is the one I really want, and who more or less promised to see me and fuck me on her one-day off tomorrow, Sunday. Time will tell. She is too cute for words. Ostee Out and I will Keep On Keepin' On.
I was also in Bello earlier today at a love motel with Soft Swirl and I threw in a BJ foto from there. I am seated at the edge of the bed and she is on her knees on a pillow, classic. Plus, a couple of other random recent fotos since my last post. Another ornate fingernail job. I axed that chica how long she was in the chair to get the work done on her nails and she said six hours. This was a Ground Zero puta, mind you. Zero impact on me from the water shortage. Would not have known it existed unless I read it here.
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Whassap Puta Negotiations Example
I mentioned earlier about posting this brief negotiation between Freckle and I. Maybe a few of you will find a point or two elucidating.
Man, I have been getting a lot of booty calls lately, almost every night, which I define as an unscheduled visit during sleeping hours when the chica reaches out and makes the first contact. In fact, it would be every night for over a week now except I turned a couple down to keep from getting BBS (Blue Ball Syndrome).
The comment about opening up her wet hole near the end was probably unnecessary, but sometimes I like to set the tone a little before they arrive, to let them know what is in store for them. I can have some pretty soft, gentle easy sessions, or I can lay some pipe and make a chica walk funny for a couple of days, depends on the mood at the time.
I don't have many rules but one of them for all my chicas is this: "You have three holes, I need at least two holes available at every session. You can pick which two holes you want to give up".
You would be surprised at which holes they surrender at times. Not always predictable, that's for sure.
As a courtesy I will usually let them know if I have a 3-hole session in mind for them. The youngest sister I have been training lately stopped me dead in my tracks a couple of days ago when I told her I was going to plumb her poop chute with the one word that works almost every time - "diarrhea". Jajajajajajajajaaaaa, ain't it the truth!
{07/23, 01:32} Freckle: Do you want me to come to your room at 3 (AM) with my friend?
{07/23, 01:34} Asti: Honey, it's you I want, not your friend.
{07/23, 01:52} Freckle: Let me know so that my phone will be paid.
{07/23, 01:56} Asti: Will your friend let me fuck her with a condom?
{07/23, 01:59} Freckle: Yes.
{07/23, 02:01} Asti: Wait a minute. I'm going to go count my money.
{07/23, 02:01} Freckle: Ok love.
{07/23, 02:07} Asti: Here's my offer.
{07/23, 02:07} Freckle: Tell me love.
{07/23, 02:11} Asti: Make sures she showers first, she did not smell good last time she was here.
{07/23, 02:12} Asti: I will take fotos, but I won't show her face.
{07/23, 02:12} Asti: You can leave anytime after an hour and a half.
{07/23, 02:13} Asti: And I'll give you a total of 250 thousand COP, for BOTH of you.
{07/23, 02:14} Freckles: Ok honey.
{07/23, 02:14} Freckle: We have to take a taxi, we're far away.
{07/23, 02:19} Asti: Really?
{07/23, 02:19} Freckle: Yes love.
{07/23, 02:19} Asti: Where are you? Show me, send me Google Live Location.
{07/23, 02:19} Freckle: We're at a disco.
{07/23, 02:24} Asti: Good. Now I understand, I thought you changed hotels.
{07/23, 02:25} Asti: I forgot one more thing.
{07/23, 02:25} Freckle: What a love.
{07/23, 02:25} Asti: I want both of you to put a little of the pink powder up your nose, you spread your holes more wide open after you do that.
{07/23, 02:25} Freckle: Ok.
{07/23, 02:27} Asti: I'll be happy to see you both, especially you, my love. 250 total for both of you, not each, do we understand each other?
{07/23, 02:27} Freckle: Yes, love.
Notes: Obviously, the 250 was mil COP or $250.000 Colombian pesos, currently worth about $57 USD. A great deal for two hawt chicas. I got them below FMV (Fair Market Value) because the contacted me first, Freckle openly admitted she needed money to pay her phone bill, and they were already high on drugs and alcohol when they were negotiating and when they arrived. All parties were happy and that is the hallmark of a good deal.
They came straight from a disco so the amiga did not shower first, but what little funk she had was easily managed with a couple of bedside panitas and I did not have to send her to the shower.
The friend was hawt as fuck, mostly detached during sex but I can work with that, especially when they have a near purrfekt body and cute face. Basically, I go into sex-doll mode, positioning and posing them like I want and not speaking to them at all, you know, treat them like I would a sex-doll although I don't have any direct experience with that, yet.
Funny thing, some if not most of the chicas seem to get turned on when I totally objectify them in that manner. I don't do it all the time, probably a small minority of the time IDK, but when I do it's fun usually for both parties.
Foto: Freckle on the right, her miniature Vennie friend on the left. Freckle leaves for Peru tomorrow. We will do our goodbye fuck tonight if I can squeeze her in. I will ask for her friend's contact info, assuming the friend is staying behind, IDK. Full disclosure, I tagged them both for a great price, but as soon as they entered the door they said they were starving and I fed them so there was that added cost for the bean counters among you.
You don't even have the common sense to know when to shut up
[QUOTE=FunLuvr;2723796]It is not a generalization to ask "why so many".[/QUOTE]Sit on your hands, BuzzKill and do the board a favor.
You can be so obtuse and funny at the same time
[QUOTE=JjBee62;2723798]Others have already addressed one aspect of this post, but there's another angle which bothers me every time it comes up. Why are guys paying girls to tell them about other guys?
Usually it comes up when someone claims the girls tell them they don't respect guys who overpay. How exactly does one go from fucking to "what is your opinion of guys who pay you more than I'm paying you?" And where do you find girls who tell you they prefer to be paid less?
Now girls are quizzing customers on religion? And while you're fucking them, out of the blue, they start discussing other customers, their religion and their hygiene? Do they also volunteer opinions on circumcision and manscaping?[/QUOTE]And true. I feel certain most of it goes right over their heads but at least there are those here on the board who get it. LOL.
Enough of the serious thinkers here have weighed in that the posters who started this morass (BuzzKill and Post-hole, then CrowExploder decided to declare himself) don't need any further assistance at looking ignorant or unenlightened. Anything they or anyone posts further on this topic other that a recant, retraction or apology is as the saying goes, "digging their own grave" so I will beg off this thread.
