General Reports

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1379668]I can't take a shit. This is a problem I have on every trip. It has been 3 1/2 days. Maybe my age?

I have tried metamucil, ducolax, prunes, fruit, lots of water. Nothing is working.

I am desperate. Maybe if I go to Nana tonight and hire a LB to stick his Dick up my ass it will loosen things up. What you guys think? For medical purposes of course.[/QUOTE]I find strong coffee always works for me. I'm guessing you drink coffee? If not slam a few espresso's down you and see what happens. Would be a lot less intrusive then the LB route.

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1379668]I can't take a shit. This is a problem I have on every trip. It has been 3 1/2 days. Maybe my age?

I have tried metamucil, ducolax, prunes, fruit, lots of water. Nothing is working.

I am desperate. Maybe if I go to Nana tonight and hire a LB to stick his Dick up my ass it will loosen things up. What you guys think? For medical purposes of course.[/QUOTE]Go down the street to the local pharmacy. Tell the man behind the counter your problem. They sell a bottle of "stuff" that works wonders. I do not know the name, comes in a small bottle about 12oz. The label is all in Thai. The stuff tastes like a combination of gasoline and paint thinner. You drink about 4 to 6 ozs and your problem will be solved.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1380105]I find strong coffee always works for me. I'm guessing you drink coffee? If not slam a few espresso's down you and see what happens. Would be a lot less intrusive then the LB route.

Regards,

BJ[/QUOTE]Thanks everyone. Coffee usually does the trick. Many cups of Starbuck's large though have not been solving the problem.

I took a baby dump, but still very stuffed up.

Maybe I should eat some Thai food or bugs off the street and just let it fly.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1379668]I can't take a shit. This is a problem I have on every trip. It has been 3 1/2 days. Maybe my age?

I have tried metamucil, ducolax, prunes, fruit, lots of water. Nothing is working.

I am desperate. Maybe if I go to Nana tonight and hire a LB to stick his Dick up my ass it will loosen things up. What you guys think? For medical purposes of course.[/QUOTE]Did you try dates? (I mean the fruit, as the "social" date does not seem to lack in your agenda) - Also the coconut milk based soup might help (Som-ka-ga)

[QUOTE=Lord Farquard;1380417]Go down the street to the local pharmacy. Tell the man behind the counter your problem. They sell a bottle of "stuff" that works wonders. I do not know the name, comes in a small bottle about 12oz. The label is all in Thai. The stuff tastes like a combination of gasoline and paint thinner. You drink about 4 to 6 ozs and your problem will be solved.[/QUOTE]Maybe it is gasoline based. LOL

[QUOTE=Bionicman;1380518]Did you try dates? (I mean the fruit, as the "social" date does not seem to lack in your agenda) - Also the coconut milk based soup might help (Som-ka-ga)[/QUOTE]Thanks. I just found out my flight was canceled for tomorrow and they put me on one for Feb. 2. So I may have to suffer another day.

Wow, delayed for one day in Bangkok. Fuck, I am actually so happy. HAHA. I guess now another day of pussy is on the agenda.

I tried prunes, but nothing. I think this is the worse ever. Maybe an intestinal blockage?

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1380522]I tried prunes, but nothing. I think this is the worse ever. Maybe an intestinal blockage?[/QUOTE]God you still haven't been able to crap properly so you come here and pollute the forum with your shit (Pun intended).

Go see a massage place that does Colonics and Abdominal massages, they're going to clean you up properly and you'll see stuff coming out you ate when you were a kid.

Has anyone tried this new Thai government sponsored ED drug? Cheap and looks like Viagra.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1380522]Thanks. I just found out my flight was canceled for tomorrow and they put me on one for Feb. 2. So I may have to suffer another day.

Wow, delayed for one day in Bangkok. Fuck, I am actually so happy. HAHA. I guess now another day of pussy is on the agenda.

I tried prunes, but nothing. I think this is the worse ever. Maybe an intestinal blockage?[/QUOTE]When you return home (assuming the USA) , see an internal medicine or a gastroentorologist specialist ASAP. If you are eating regularly and haven't had enough come through your system, there could be a serious blockage some where in your GI track. It ain't no laughing matter and serious damage can be taking place with your other organs like your liver, kidneys and spleen that process food and waste in the body.

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1380763]When you return home (assuming the USA) , see an internal medicine or a gastroentorologist specialist ASAP.[/QUOTE]Or for much cheaper results, do it while you are still in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1380776]Or for much cheaper results, do it while you are still in Thailand.[/QUOTE]The problem is one of time and capabilities. Blood tests take a few days and he will be gone by then. Also, if a MRI or Catscan is needed, scheduling takes time and getting the results evaluated are much better done in the US by a trained doctor, not one who got his education by some third world university.

Think of it in these terms, What is the value of your life? Want to take a chance in Thailand or the US. Simple procedures, no problem, but when you life may be at stake most folks would opt to take the a chance in the US versus Thailand.

The only humor I find in the situation is that a senior member like Luvpuss will find out what the term. "Blow it out your ass" literally means.

Have you tried the little ass sprayer thing in your hotel bathroom?

I'm serious-squirt the water right in the middle of your hole for about 5-10 second of straight water flow in there and soon enough, it will be gushing out.

Well-it works for me

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1380795]The problem is one of time and capabilities. Blood tests take a few days and he will be gone by then. Also, if a MRI or Catscan is needed, scheduling takes time and getting the results evaluated are much better done in the US by a trained doctor, not one who got his education by some third world university.[/QUOTE]Bumrungrad can do analyses a lot quicker than you seem to think. I know for a fact almost all the Doctors, dentists and optometrists in Thailand, and the Philippines for that matter, are trained in Europe or USA and not "some third world University".

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1380795].Think of it in these terms, What is the value of your life? Want to take a chance in Thailand or the US. Simple procedures, no problem, but when you life may be at stake most folks would opt to take the a chance in the US versus Thailand.[/QUOTE]What makes you think that US doctors are better. Plenty of horror stories around. US is good for making the doctors and the insurance company rich. There is no exclusivity regarding their competence. Yes, Third world countries do have some great doctors with less than half the price.

[QUOTE=Duniawala;1381136]What makes you think that US doctors are better. Plenty of horror stories around. US is good for making the doctors and the insurance company rich. There is no exclusivity regarding their competence. Yes, Third world countries do have some great doctors with less than half the price.[/QUOTE]I don't totally disagree with you and Dr. BJ in general. However, if you looked at the situation he was facing, a few days in BKK left and the time that would have been spent finding, much less scheduling a doctor or specialist and getting tests done, he would have very little time left to pursue his favorite hobby.

Also, if he does have medical insurance coverage, LP can go to his own doctor or specialist in his community that he would find more accountable to him, rather than a doctor who will never see him again. I was merely being practical as well.