Managua

[QUOTE=Julio Frippo]Cost: The difference in pricing compared to Costa Rica is astonishing. My air-conditioned room (common areas not air-conditioned) at the Hotel Cristo Rey was larger than the rooms one gets in Europe and I would rate as a three star hotel. Nothing fancy but clean and comfortable with cable TV with all the English speaking US major networks and HBO. The staff fell all over themselves to make me comfortable. They met me at the airport in a new air-conditioned van and drove me back for a mere $10 charge. Although a continental breakfast is included, my fat ass needs more food so every morning they cooked me eggs and bacon, rice and beans, toast and coffee. The managers son took me on a tour of the city and the volcano’s outside of town for a mere eight dollars an hour. As an example of the service they rendered, consider the following. On the second morning at the hotel, I walked out to look at the swimming pool and noticed some residue floating in the water. I must have registered a look of revulsion on my face because two employees immediately appeared and started to skim the pool. Honest folks, the people here made me feel like a celebrity millionaire, they treated me that well. Oh yes, the total hotel bill for three nights, breakfast and several bottles of water etc., was $180, U.S. I suppose the most important cost information is the cost for Chica’s. Well believe it or not I did not pay the 40 to 100 dollars currently charged in Costa Rica. The most I paid was in an air-conditioned place with wash up facilities including towels. The cost was an unbelievable $13.15, U.S. Yes that is not a typo, $13.15. These chica’s were not dogs either. Beer was anywhere from $1.50 to $2.00.
[/QUOTE]I too was very surprised with the price of Chicas. We drove from CR to Nic and stayed at the King's Inn which is right next door to Solid Gold which was a total clip joint by the way.

Nothing beats having a fellow monger with a good altitude to show another fellow monger the ropes as it cuts your learning the lay of the land down to nil.

Great report Julio!

On Saturday I offered that lame-ass 30 year old "All P*ssy" girl a job just because I needed a live-in replacement quick after Friday's drama.

Sometime last week I sent out a broadcast text message to all the wh*res in my cellphone directory: "Quien tiene mas reales que Meat Loaf? A nadie! " (Who has more money than Meat Loaf? Nobody! ) In mongering the monger must be bi-lingual. The monger must speak his native tongue in addition to wh*re speak: Money is the language of wh*res and is mandatory for effective communication. The broadcast fax was received with enthusiasm and served its purpose in sparking interest in Meat Loaf.

As she sat on my lap within ear-shot of the owner she professed on how I didn't give her hardly any money the night before. She then went on a tirate of "Anti-Gringo" nature. [b]Caution: [/b] At anytime anti-Gringo sentiment can take over and place the Gringo in danger. This volatility is present throughout society especially since the government (law enforcement) is anti-Gringo. It is this mentality that make Gringo existence in Nicaragua a dangerous (liberty and property) endeavor!

"Anti-Gringo" sentiment is when your presence is marginalized to one of financial exploitation or citizenship anamous. Years of television viewing and other marketing ploys creates a perception of North America that may be true, but is tremendously exaggerated. "Gringo Envy" will always surface when discontent, frustration, or any other excuse is needed or a victim victimized.

While endulging in adult beverages on Monday afternoon the other hookers congregated around "All P*ssy" to ask her how is Meat Loaf since she's spent the night at my home several times (3.) Of course, she had to be a cock-block and make negative statements based upon the girls turning around to look at me. Feeling the stare of 16 eye balls afixed upon one Meat Loaf I knew that b*tch was talking sh*t. Discretely I sent her a text message telling her to shut up (callate! ) She received the phone call, read the message, and ended the "hen session. "

What could she have possibly been saying that was negative about Meat Loaf? That I am cheap (pinche) because when I asked her how much she wanted she had no figure in mind. Or maybe, that I banged her four (4) times in a 9 hour period. Or maybe, that I didn't give her all the money I had 'cause she never told me price. (I'm not a rude individual, but if you're in sales (business) shouldn't you know the suggested retail price? And if you don't then it appears to me that the goods being sold are listed at auction price. Her only problem was that I was the only bidder.) I paid her, out of compassion, the same price as the previous time. Never did she barter so shame on her.

Mintues later I sat beside her after watching her receive numerous rejections from other patrons of the male gender. (I never kick a wounded dogg.) We discussed on why she was "telling all" to the other girls and she said that it's open game for discussion. I arose and told her to quiet that noise and that it was her fault for not telling me a number: The next time I break you in I suggest you talk more! She replied that there will be no next time and I volleyed that there will be a next time if I choose to f*ck her again. The look of hate was transmitted from her eyes.

On Tuesday night she sent me a text message asking if I was at home so she could provide some home delivery. I telephoned her back that I had someone else in my bed and for her to get in line (hace la cola.) She hung-up but only after calling me a zorro (sl*t.)

Although I may bang up to five (5) women per week, how does that make me a zorro when the girls need to bang up to five (5) per day to eat? Hypocracy. And the proof is that if I wanted to bang them, they too will "drop 'dem draws, " which at such time makes them a zorra by association.

I know, this is too much logic for a prostitute to ponder!

[QUOTE=Julio Frippo]Hello to all,

Because I am not as descriptive as Meat Loaf in documenting my recent adventure in MAU, I will defer to his post below (RE: 68 Year old Etc.). I will only add that my experience, thanks to Meat Loaf's expert advice was second only to my Costa Rica mongering expeditions. I will now relate what I see as the mongering location differences between MAU and SJ.

Chica selection: when comparing the San Jose massage parlors to the Managua bar/cat houses, I see very little difference in chica quality. Both locations have chica's in the 5-9 ranges, with SJ having maybe a few more at the higher numerical level. IMO. There were more (but not many) MAU chica's that exhibited somewhat of a spare tire in their middle than in SJ.

Meat loaf: I cannot thank Meat Loaf enough for his guidance and friendship. Despite our age differences, we meshed very well. He is very personable and low key, and also a lot of fun to be with. Yes, he’s just as wild and crazy as his posts indicate. The loaf made my experience so much better than if I had been solo. Anyone that is planning a trip to Managua, should send Meat Loaf a private message, you won’t be disappointed. As he indicated in several of his posts, many of the Chica locations are impossible to find if you don’t know the city. With his excellent language skills and knowledge of the city, he was able to direct the taxi drivers to these out of the way locations. I never felt threatened at any of the places we visited, as everyone in the places seemed to know Meat Loaf. Of course this included the chica’s which helped me get good service (as reported by meat Loaf, the chica relating that she was on her period is an example. Last time in SJ I took one to my room that was bleeding profusely about the groin area, what a turn off.) Being with the Loaf reminded me of the Garth Brooks hit song. “I’ve got friends in low places.” Garth could have been describing Meat Loaf when he wrote that song. Meat Loaf, if you are reading this report, thanks once again for your companionship.

Performance: Being 68 I don't try to fool myself into thinking I'm the worlds best lover, (dammit) however, my friend and family physician was kind enough to give me a Testosterone injection and free samples of both Levitra and Cialis. Both seemed to work well. Besides my age, I also have a heart CRT in plant due to contacting some kind of virus (not STD), which destroyed approximately 1/3 of my left ventricle heart muscle. This condition limits my ability to perform hard exercise such as strenuous sex, other than letting the female ride me like a cowgirl. I have to say that these Nicaraguan chica’s are in good physical condition as they kept on riding without any complaints. In fact, at one spot I paid for a half hour and the sweet thing humped me for 45 minutes at no additional charge, except of course an unsolicited propina after my session. Of course these girls also perform all of the other services one can get in San Jose.

Convenience and ambiance: Here, MAU does fall considerably short of SJ standards but make up for much if this in cost, which I will detail later in this report. My main complaint is that air conditioning in this poor country is not that common. In fact, my first experience (prior to meeting up with Meat Loaf) was at the Fenix after first arriving. Because my hotel (Hotel Cristo Rey) was only one block from the Fenix (good planning), I walked to the Fenix right after checking in. After selecting a cute tall and slim chica from the 10 or so that was there, I paid the 200 Cordova fee ($10.50) and accompanied the chica into a small dark hot room. Although the sex was good, the heat in that room took a lot of the pleasure out of it. After discussing it with Meat Loaf, I found out that for a cost of 50 more Cordova, I could have had an air-conditioned room. Also, this room did have a bathroom and shower to wash up after the act, but there were no towels to wipe dry with. This all could have been avoided if I wasn’t Spanish language challenged. Meat Loaf and I did visit other establishments that were fully air-conditioned and I did indulge and despite the small rise in cost, found that to be a more pleasant experience. Unlike picking up a chica at the Del Rey in San Jose, in Managua the most common procedure is having to pay the bar owner, madam, pimp or whatever you want to label them a fee to take a chica to your hotel.

Cost: The difference in pricing compared to Costa Rica is astonishing. My air-conditioned room (common areas not air-conditioned) at the Hotel Cristo Rey was larger than the rooms one gets in Europe and I would rate as a three star hotel. Nothing fancy but clean and comfortable with cable TV with all the English speaking US major networks and HBO. The staff fell all over themselves to make me comfortable. They met me at the airport in a new air-conditioned van and drove me back for a mere $10 charge. Although a continental breakfast is included, my fat ass needs more food so every morning they cooked me eggs and bacon, rice and beans, toast and coffee. The managers son took me on a tour of the city and the volcano’s outside of town for a mere eight dollars an hour. As an example of the service they rendered, consider the following. On the second morning at the hotel, I walked out to look at the swimming pool and noticed some residue floating in the water. I must have registered a look of revulsion on my face because two employees immediately appeared and started to skim the pool. Honest folks, the people here made me feel like a celebrity millionaire, they treated me that well. Oh yes, the total hotel bill for three nights, breakfast and several bottles of water etc., was $180, U.S. I suppose the most important cost information is the cost for Chica’s. Well believe it or not I did not pay the 40 to 100 dollars currently charged in Costa Rica. The most I paid was in an air-conditioned place with wash up facilities including towels. The cost was an unbelievable $13.15, U.S. Yes that is not a typo, $13.15. These chica’s were not dogs either. Beer was anywhere from $1.50 to $2.00.

Recommendations: For an economical mongering experience, do try Managua. For a low cost but friendly and comfortable hotel, the Hotel Cristo Rey is a good value and close to the Fenix for a late night hump. Even if you will have a wingman, meeting up with Meat Loaf would be a smart move. After all, who has more friends in low places than the Loaf? The only person I can think of is the character Tony Soprano from the HBO series.

[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]I am glad you had a great time. I have been an experienced monger for CR and BsAs, Argentina but have rarely tried Managua when I visit. THis time even though my stay is short, I would love to try these places like FEnix or anything else that meatloaf may recommend. Sadly for me, I am a rookie to mongering in my own home country and when visiting is mainly to see family.

ML,

I hope you don't mind at least providing the numbers for the casas in Managua.

I will be here until Monday before heading back to Miami.

Regards

[QUOTE=ElNica]I am glad you had a great time. I have been an experienced monger for CR and BsAs, Argentina but have rarely tried Managua when I visit. THis time even though my stay is short, I would love to try these places like FEnix or anything else that meatloaf may recommend. Sadly for me, I am a rookie to mongering in my own home country and when visiting is mainly to see family.

ML,

I hope you don't mind at least providing the numbers for the casas in Managua.

I will be here until Monday before heading back to Miami.

Regards[/QUOTE]I automatically knew you were living in Miami. Nicaragua loves Miami. Are there any USA citizens living there?

ElNica, contact me so I can show you around.

These places have phone numbers yes, but you can't f*ck a girl on the phone so what's the point. If you want phone sex wait until you get back to the USA.

On Saturday at 2 p.m. I will be mongering with my 70 year old running buddy.

See my response on the other website. Even though you are a native of NIC, I suggest you PM Meat Loaf and monger with him. As I posted earler, he knows every mongering place in the city and I'm sure he would be glad to go with you.

[QUOTE=Julio Frippo]See my response on the other website. Even though you are a native of NIC, I suggest you PM Meat Loaf and monger with him. As I posted earler, he knows every mongering place in the city and I'm sure he would be glad to go with you.[/QUOTE]Guys,

I contacted ML and provided a contact number so we could try coordinating a brief tour. Hopefully he will :)

Julio, based on your intel I may actually know where Fenix is. I just never knew its name. Thank you for that.

ML, There is a whole community of Nicaraguans in Miami. Most of us there ARE US Citizens and bilingual for the most part. The funny thing is that I know all about the scene in S Florida and in Nicaragua I am almost as bad as any tourist. It is a shame to admit it I know :D but I am trying to change that.

After months of dominating this board I am glad to see you guys writing something!

It's amazing that Julio Frippo, a cool ass senior citizaen, had to give you the confidence to write something anonymously.

Yesterday I decided to break-in some p*ssy so I rented this 22 year old w/ braids and a skinny body. My meat wasn't working after drinking 3 bottles of rum and playing dominoes with the fellas at the brothel. Nonetheless I tried. My performance was mediocre and I did shoot a load. Wanting to really bust this girl in I went to the farmacy and bought the pill. I returned and she was scared. She complained that her body hurt. I told the the owner and pimped her. We went into the room for another 1-hour session. She was bullsh*tting. I got frustrated. She ran from the room. I looked around for the normal wh*respects, but everyone was gone. I went looking for La Chela y La Morena but they were not at work. I returned home with some stiff wood.

Agenda for today starting in two hours is to bust open four (4) girls at the brothel including my old employee from last year. I drinking lots of water and trying to maintain my energy. None of the current crop of girls have been with me except two and one has been cock-blocking hard. The other is cool, sucks a mean d*ck, and has some deep and juicy guts that I really enjoyed beating-up three (3) times a day until she tried to scam me for an abortion.

So I'm at the bar a few months ago and am conversing with this girl from last year. She's asking me how the scene is at other brothels. I tell her the truth which is the life prostituting sucks everywhere. She volleys that she's making big money at her current location. I ask how much? She discloses. I calculate the figure via long division. I respond, "that's like 25 dicks in a week. " She replies don't be rude with such a statement.

Either she's lying about her success in selling p*ssy or I'm correct with how many dicks she's taking per week.

Loaf,

Have you ever been to Polankos and and tried out any of the semi-pros? When I worked down there a few years ago, that's where I would hang out, and I was very successful.

Riggo

Hello, how are you doing, well first of all I'm shark an American son of an Canadian and a Salvadorean, well about a year ago I met a girl from Nicaragua working in a "girl house" in El Salvador, and she became my regular and then she visited my house and had long hours of sex (including videos ad photos) she became "my girlfriend" suddenly a few weeks ago, she called me and said that she has to leave to Managua for an emergency and gave me her phone number, I called her a few days ago and said she will be available for me when I arrived there so I'm asking for your help, I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night, I promise you photos of this girl she said she lives near the supreme court or something like that. If she agrees I will give you her phone number well I hope you can help me.

[QUOTE]I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night.[/quote]Apart Hotel Novo, check it out in the Salvadorean thread.

[QUOTE=Riggo]Loaf,

Have you ever been to Polankos and and tried out any of the semi-pros? When I worked down there a few years ago, that's where I would hang out, and I was very successful.

Riggo[/QUOTE]Semi-pros don't exist at that place. Everyone considers that area extremely dangerous. The girls are hardcore! It's in the middle of nowhere so if something jumps off (ie. Gunshots or a stabbing) you will have a long way to go for help.

That place is also rather dingy with drunks downstairs and hardcore hookers up stairs.

I would not recommend this place although I frequent the locale on occassion.

Again, everyone considers it extremely dangerous.

[QUOTE=Shark]Hello, how are you doing, well first of all I'm shark an American son of an Canadian and a Salvadorean, well about a year ago I met a girl from Nicaragua working in a "girl house" in El Salvador, and she became my regular and then she visited my house and had long hours of sex (including videos ad photos) she became "my girlfriend" suddenly a few weeks ago, she called me and said that she has to leave to Managua for an emergency and gave me her phone number, I called her a few days ago and said she will be available for me when I arrived there so I'm asking for your help, I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night, I promise you photos of this girl she said she lives near the supreme court or something like that. If she agrees I will give you her phone number well I hope you can help me[/QUOTE]Explain to us how it's possible for you to be an American son of a Canadian and a Salvadorean?

If you're chasing an international hooker than you need some mental help!

In the best interest of all ISG Managua readers and admirers of Meat Loaf tales I must disclose that my writing style may create the misperception that you too can rack-up wh*res in Nicaragua. Years on the stroll and having what the girls are looking for (ie. this Meat Loaf trophy) makes me successful.

Don't get fooled into thinking that Nicaragua is a prostitution haven because it is not. There is a reason nobody every posted much information on this country until I appeared!

Although I enjoy the compliments lent by others, my success is a direct reflection of time invested living in these brothels. My early years of experience living in brothels provides me with a good understanding of the scene.

For guaranteed success and a well-rounded existence Nicaragua is not the place to be.

Again, don't get fooled by my stories into believing you too can accomplish such Meat Loaf feats. Instead, visit or relocate to countries with a proven track record of success.

Thanks for the encouragement.