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[QUOTE=Lima Busy]Alot of interesting customs here, like the "egg exorcism's" most of us see routinely performed!
But the all time funniest is to see a Peruvian punter do a "Lime test" on the Chica before bare backing her!
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LB, you got me on that one. What is the lime test?
Whatīs best these days, guys - The street guys or ATMīs? LB?
The difference of exchange rate between the street guys and the bonafide cambio places was maximum 3 cents. I consistently got 3.08 Soles per USD from exchange houses during my stay in early November. I did not use the ATM, beacuse of my bank fee and additional foreign exchange surcharge.
Bandy
[QUOTE=Doc Bill]Whatīs best these days, guys - The street guys or ATMīs? LB?[/QUOTE]
Late October I was getting 3,07, with a little pressure, from the street guys when Citi was changing for 2,95.
Street guys were selling for 3,12
[QUOTE=Doc Bill]Whatīs best these days, guys - The street guys or ATMīs? LB?[/QUOTE]
Doc,
Like I told you at breakfast. Never change at a bank! Street is always better and always ask a expat what the street rate is before you change. If you remember I asked Jim what he got this morning 3.07, I went to Milagros a 1/2 hour later and got 3.09 after a bit of flirting. Obviously my kisses are sweet, but I still think they are worth more then the additional $1.20 on $200.00 she gave me. Might have gotten a bit more if I went over to the toothless guy on the other corner, but I had a red light and his breath can be pretty foul!
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LB
[QUOTE=Pinga]LB, you got me on that one. What is the lime test?[/QUOTE]
There is a famous monger who is in his eighties but regularly does threesomes and foursomes with young girls who taught myself and others to put lime juice on a girls snatch before eating to test the ph level. If the girl does not wince she is clear of all stds.
It is similar to the drunk guy in the hotel room with a prostitute and can't remember if she said she had Bronchitis or Syphilis? He calls his doctor and explains the situation and the doctor tells him to chase her around the bed a few times.....
And if she coughs, Fuck HER!
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LB
hahaha. man sometimes your posts are very funny :)
[QUOTE=Lima Busy]There is a famous monger who is in his eighties but regularly does threesomes and foursomes with young girls who taught myself and others to put lime juice on a girls snatch before eating to test the ph level. If the girl does not wince she is clear of all stds.
It is similar to the drunk guy in the hotel room with a prostitute and can't remember if she said she had Bronchitis or Syphilis? He calls his doctor and explains the situation and the doctor tells him to chase her around the bed a few times.....
And if she coughs, Fuck HER!
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LB[/QUOTE]
The Department of Health has reported 22,549 cases of people are infected with AIDS in Peru. Around 33 thousand more are infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
Mónica Pun Chinarro, who studies the spread of HIV/AIDS, says the figures could possibly be higher considering those who arent register in Perus health facilities.
Chinarro added that 96 percent of all HIV/AIDS cases were sexually transmitted due to unprotected sex, which is the major cause for the spread of the disease in Peru.
At least 96 percent of these cases could have been prevented if they would have protected themselves by using a condom, according to Chinarro.
Lima and Callao account for 71 percent of all cases with Arequipa, Ica and Loreto following. Of the people infected with AIDS, 80 percent are men and 20 percent are women with the medium age being 31 years old. Chinarro added that it is possible that 50 percent of all case studies were infected during their 20s.
Still say 56,000 infected/15,000,000 sexually active still only comes out at 0.4%.
Which is well below most places on this planet.
I was also wondering if the Lime test works on HIV as well?
I found a casa de cambio, at Larco 657 (across the street from Luigis, near Bienaflores) that gives 3.17. Best Iīve found yet.
Arenīt the chances of getting killed by a terrorist or by a car infinitely greater than getting an std in Lima?
LB - Reminds me of the guy who brought his wife to the doctor, and the doc said itīs bad news - She either has AIDS or Alzheimers - The guy asks, what do I do? The doc says - Drop her off in the woods on the way home - If she finds her way home, donīt fuck her.
I have a tri-band Motorola phone that I usually use outside the US. What is the best SIM card, and place to buy one when I arrive this weekend? I'll just be in LIM for a bit over two weeks, so just looking for something to keep in contact while I'm there.
[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]I have a tri-band Motorola phone that I usually use outside the US. What is the best SIM card, and place to buy one when I arrive this weekend? I'll just be in LIM for a bit over two weeks, so just looking for something to keep in contact while I'm there.[/QUOTE]
Claro or Movistar depending on the girl. 15 soles just about everywhere, most people use the guy on Schell just before Larco as he liked to practice his English.
LB
[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]I have a tri-band Motorola phone that I usually use outside the US. What is the best SIM card, and place to buy one when I arrive this weekend? I'll just be in LIM for a bit over two weeks, so just looking for something to keep in contact while I'm there.[/QUOTE]
I got Claro from Falabela, or something like that, on Parque Kennedy.
Make sure they contact customer service to activate it. I had a hard time doing it and I do speak Spanish good enough. It took me 24 hrs to do it because they were very busy. I did it well past midnight the second day after purchase. So make sure you don't leave their place unless they register your chip with head office.
They have some nice lookers at Trocadero Club (El Salvaje), Avenida Argentina 1859, Calle 18 at Avenida A. Palacios, near the Minka shopping area and I fell in love with a beauty at Relax y Vida, Av. Carlos Villaran #121, behind the Interbank.
At Finish Sauna, Calle Jose de la Torre Ugarte # 270, in between Av. Arequipa (cdra 25) & Av. Pettit Thoars I left without a pop because she wouldn't do BBBJ and very uninspired and mechanical massage. Next stop was Relax y Vida and I still remember the beauty there. Check your PM for name.
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